Explains why they’re buying whatever they’re buying Asks if they can return something if it doesn’t work Buys nothing but junk food Forgot wallet “I’m looking for…” Unloads one item at a time “You didn’t have what I was looking for” Leaves bag behind Register freezes Asks how to bypass pin Wants to buy quarters Tries to hand you their debit card Not paying attention to pinpad Do you have any boxes? “Where do I check out?” Buys torch lighter Sets items farthest from you Buys over 10 greeting cards “The sign says…” “I only came in for one thing” Asks if they can pay for a gift card with debit “Oops took too many bags” Wowed by whole dollar amount total Holds large item up for you to scan while you’re busy scanning other things Sets down one item and say “just this” They put their # in and the price doesn’t change Asks for Pokémon cards Keeps adding stuff after you hit total Brings dog Gets any soda sale wrong Tells you it’s EBT “I don’t need the change” “I don’t look old enough?” Card decline Asks for an item that we do not carry at all Yells HELLO Comments about too many questions on the pin pad “Can I get cash back?” DoorDash Splits payment cash+card Asks “how much?” after you tell them the total Old person can’t work pin pad “I was trying to put in my number” “It was in the clearance aisle” Explains why they’re buying whatever they’re buying Asks if they can return something if it doesn’t work Buys nothing but junk food Forgot wallet “I’m looking for…” Unloads one item at a time “You didn’t have what I was looking for” Leaves bag behind Register freezes Asks how to bypass pin Wants to buy quarters Tries to hand you their debit card Not paying attention to pinpad Do you have any boxes? “Where do I check out?” Buys torch lighter Sets items farthest from you Buys over 10 greeting cards “The sign says…” “I only came in for one thing” Asks if they can pay for a gift card with debit “Oops took too many bags” Wowed by whole dollar amount total Holds large item up for you to scan while you’re busy scanning other things Sets down one item and say “just this” They put their # in and the price doesn’t change Asks for Pokémon cards Keeps adding stuff after you hit total Brings dog Gets any soda sale wrong Tells you it’s EBT “I don’t need the change” “I don’t look old enough?” Card decline Asks for an item that we do not carry at all Yells HELLO Comments about too many questions on the pin pad “Can I get cash back?” DoorDash Splits payment cash+card Asks “how much?” after you tell them the total Old person can’t work pin pad “I was trying to put in my number” “It was in the clearance aisle”
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Explains why they’re buying whatever they’re buying
Asks if they can return something if it doesn’t work
Buys nothing but junk food
Forgot wallet
“I’m looking for…”
Unloads one item at a time
“You didn’t have what I was looking for”
Leaves bag behind
Register freezes
Asks how to bypass pin
Wants to buy quarters
Tries to hand you their debit card
Not paying attention to pinpad
Do you have any boxes?
“Where do I check out?”
Buys torch lighter
Sets items farthest from you
Buys over 10 greeting cards
“The sign says…”
“I only came in for one thing”
Asks if they can pay for a gift card with debit
“Oops took too many bags”
Wowed by whole dollar amount total
Holds large item up for you to scan while you’re busy scanning other things
Sets down one item and say “just this”
They put their # in and the price doesn’t change
Asks for Pokémon cards
Keeps adding stuff after you hit total
Brings dog
Gets any soda sale wrong
Tells you it’s EBT
“I don’t need the change”
“I don’t look old enough?”
Card decline
Asks for an item that we do not carry at all
Yells HELLO
Comments about too many questions on the pin pad
“Can I get cash back?”
DoorDash
Splits payment cash+card
Asks “how much?” after you tell them the total
Old person can’t work pin pad
“I was trying to put in my number”
“It was in the clearance aisle”
