Can recite the company values Has a mechanical keyboard Brings lunch from home every day Uses sticky notes everywhere Is being mentored Watches training videos at 2x speed Has shown a pet on camera Was involved in a merger Has their own meme folder Knows everyone's birthday Has worked abroad Never checks their calendar Attended a work conference Has submitted a patent Has more than 10 years experience Has changed departments Has more than 5 GitHub repos Uses dark mode Has worked on 10+ projects Can touch- type Has a standing desk Knows the Wi-Fi password Has done a live incident call Uses a trackball mouse Prefers tea over coffee Is a Level 10 Free! Knows the first aid officer Attended an all- hands this month Hates video calls Brings baked goods to the office Used to work in a different industry Eats the same lunch every day Is on- call this week Has lost a badge before Joined in the last 3 months Has taken a work trip Has worked in more than 3 teams Has an office nickname Has more than 3 monitors Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Brings a reusable water bottle Has given a presentation recently Forgets to unmute themselves Reads tech blogs Writes documentation voluntarily Has memorized Jira shortcuts Blocks out focus time Loves spreadsheets Is left- handed Has never been to HQ Mentors someone Can name all execs without Googling Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Keeps a plant on their desk Keeps their camera off always Has unread Slack messages Has worked with a major client Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Is a Level 9 Commutes more than an hour Wears headphones all day Was in the office past 8pm Uses emojis in emails Uses GIFs in Slack Has a pet Has the same job title as you Knows the fire warden Leads a team Uses Notion religiously Has worked on a weekend release Decorated their home office Works remotely full-time Has a second monitor Joined during the pandemic Worked at the company 10+ years Has been to the office this year Writes their own scripts/tools Joined on the same month as you Can recite the company values Has a mechanical keyboard Brings lunch from home every day Uses sticky notes everywhere Is being mentored Watches training videos at 2x speed Has shown a pet on camera Was involved in a merger Has their own meme folder Knows everyone's birthday Has worked abroad Never checks their calendar Attended a work conference Has submitted a patent Has more than 10 years experience Has changed departments Has more than 5 GitHub repos Uses dark mode Has worked on 10+ projects Can touch- type Has a standing desk Knows the Wi-Fi password Has done a live incident call Uses a trackball mouse Prefers tea over coffee Is a Level 10 Free! Knows the first aid officer Attended an all- hands this month Hates video calls Brings baked goods to the office Used to work in a different industry Eats the same lunch every day Is on- call this week Has lost a badge before Joined in the last 3 months Has taken a work trip Has worked in more than 3 teams Has an office nickname Has more than 3 monitors Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Brings a reusable water bottle Has given a presentation recently Forgets to unmute themselves Reads tech blogs Writes documentation voluntarily Has memorized Jira shortcuts Blocks out focus time Loves spreadsheets Is left- handed Has never been to HQ Mentors someone Can name all execs without Googling Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Keeps a plant on their desk Keeps their camera off always Has unread Slack messages Has worked with a major client Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Is a Level 9 Commutes more than an hour Wears headphones all day Was in the office past 8pm Uses emojis in emails Uses GIFs in Slack Has a pet Has the same job title as you Knows the fire warden Leads a team Uses Notion religiously Has worked on a weekend release Decorated their home office Works remotely full-time Has a second monitor Joined during the pandemic Worked at the company 10+ years Has been to the office this year Writes their own scripts/tools Joined on the same month as you
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Can recite the company values
Has a mechanical keyboard
Brings lunch from home every day
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Is being mentored
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has shown a pet on camera
Was involved in a merger
Has their own meme folder
Knows everyone's birthday
Has worked abroad
Never checks their calendar
Attended a work conference
Has submitted a patent
Has more than 10 years experience
Has changed departments
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Uses dark mode
Has worked on 10+ projects
Can touch-type
Has a standing desk
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Has done a live incident call
Uses a trackball mouse
Prefers tea over coffee
Is a Level 10
Free!
Knows the first aid officer
Attended an all-hands this month
Hates video calls
Brings baked goods to the office
Used to work in a different industry
Eats the same lunch every day
Is on-call this week
Has lost a badge before
Joined in the last 3 months
Has taken a work trip
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Has an office nickname
Has more than 3 monitors
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Brings a reusable water bottle
Has given a presentation recently
Forgets to unmute themselves
Reads tech blogs
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Blocks out focus time
Loves spreadsheets
Is left-handed
Has never been to HQ
Mentors someone
Can name all execs without Googling
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Keeps a plant on their desk
Keeps their camera off always
Has unread Slack messages
Has worked with a major client
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Is a Level 9
Commutes more than an hour
Wears headphones all day
Was in the office past 8pm
Uses emojis in emails
Uses GIFs in Slack
Has a pet
Has the same job title as you
Knows the fire warden
Leads a team
Uses Notion religiously
Has worked on a weekend release
Decorated their home office
Works remotely full-time
Has a second monitor
Joined during the pandemic
Worked at the company 10+ years
Has been to the office this year
Writes their own scripts/tools
Joined on the same month as you
