Has done a live incident call Has changed departments Has memorized Jira shortcuts Brings baked goods to the office Has a pet Was in the office past 8pm Reads tech blogs Free! Joined during the pandemic Leads a team Prefers tea over coffee Has an office nickname Can recite the company values Uses emojis in emails Worked at the company 10+ years Used to work in a different industry Never checks their calendar Has given a presentation recently Uses a trackball mouse Has worked with a major client Attended an all- hands this month Is being mentored Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Knows the Wi-Fi password Hates video calls Watches training videos at 2x speed Can name all execs without Googling Has been to the office this year Uses sticky notes everywhere Knows the first aid officer Has worked on 10+ projects Has more than 5 GitHub repos Knows everyone's birthday Wears headphones all day Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Joined on the same month as you Has worked in more than 3 teams Has worked abroad Keeps their camera off always Has taken a work trip Brings lunch from home every day Brings a reusable water bottle Has unread Slack messages Is a Level 10 Has a second monitor Commutes more than an hour Keeps a plant on their desk Works remotely full-time Decorated their home office Has a standing desk Is on- call this week Uses dark mode Blocks out focus time Has lost a badge before Joined in the last 3 months Is a Level 9 Is left- handed Can touch- type Has never been to HQ Has worked on a weekend release Was involved in a merger Has a mechanical keyboard Knows the fire warden Has their own meme folder Has submitted a patent Attended a work conference Forgets to unmute themselves Writes documentation voluntarily Has the same job title as you Eats the same lunch every day Has more than 10 years experience Writes their own scripts/tools Uses GIFs in Slack Has shown a pet on camera Loves spreadsheets Mentors someone Has more than 3 monitors Uses Notion religiously Has done a live incident call Has changed departments Has memorized Jira shortcuts Brings baked goods to the office Has a pet Was in the office past 8pm Reads tech blogs Free! Joined during the pandemic Leads a team Prefers tea over coffee Has an office nickname Can recite the company values Uses emojis in emails Worked at the company 10+ years Used to work in a different industry Never checks their calendar Has given a presentation recently Uses a trackball mouse Has worked with a major client Attended an all- hands this month Is being mentored Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Knows the Wi-Fi password Hates video calls Watches training videos at 2x speed Can name all execs without Googling Has been to the office this year Uses sticky notes everywhere Knows the first aid officer Has worked on 10+ projects Has more than 5 GitHub repos Knows everyone's birthday Wears headphones all day Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Joined on the same month as you Has worked in more than 3 teams Has worked abroad Keeps their camera off always Has taken a work trip Brings lunch from home every day Brings a reusable water bottle Has unread Slack messages Is a Level 10 Has a second monitor Commutes more than an hour Keeps a plant on their desk Works remotely full-time Decorated their home office Has a standing desk Is on- call this week Uses dark mode Blocks out focus time Has lost a badge before Joined in the last 3 months Is a Level 9 Is left- handed Can touch- type Has never been to HQ Has worked on a weekend release Was involved in a merger Has a mechanical keyboard Knows the fire warden Has their own meme folder Has submitted a patent Attended a work conference Forgets to unmute themselves Writes documentation voluntarily Has the same job title as you Eats the same lunch every day Has more than 10 years experience Writes their own scripts/tools Uses GIFs in Slack Has shown a pet on camera Loves spreadsheets Mentors someone Has more than 3 monitors Uses Notion religiously
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Has done a live incident call
Has changed departments
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Brings baked goods to the office
Has a pet
Was in the office past 8pm
Reads tech blogs
Free!
Joined during the pandemic
Leads a team
Prefers tea over coffee
Has an office nickname
Can recite the company values
Uses emojis in emails
Worked at the company 10+ years
Used to work in a different industry
Never checks their calendar
Has given a presentation recently
Uses a trackball mouse
Has worked with a major client
Attended an all-hands this month
Is being mentored
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Hates video calls
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Can name all execs without Googling
Has been to the office this year
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Knows the first aid officer
Has worked on 10+ projects
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Knows everyone's birthday
Wears headphones all day
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Joined on the same month as you
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Has worked abroad
Keeps their camera off always
Has taken a work trip
Brings lunch from home every day
Brings a reusable water bottle
Has unread Slack messages
Is a Level 10
Has a second monitor
Commutes more than an hour
Keeps a plant on their desk
Works remotely full-time
Decorated their home office
Has a standing desk
Is on-call this week
Uses dark mode
Blocks out focus time
Has lost a badge before
Joined in the last 3 months
Is a Level 9
Is left-handed
Can touch-type
Has never been to HQ
Has worked on a weekend release
Was involved in a merger
Has a mechanical keyboard
Knows the fire warden
Has their own meme folder
Has submitted a patent
Attended a work conference
Forgets to unmute themselves
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has the same job title as you
Eats the same lunch every day
Has more than 10 years experience
Writes their own scripts/tools
Uses GIFs in Slack
Has shown a pet on camera
Loves spreadsheets
Mentors someone
Has more than 3 monitors
Uses Notion religiously
