Hates video calls Brings lunch from home every day Joined in the last 3 months Decorated their home office Knows the first aid officer Has shown a pet on camera Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has never been to HQ Joined on the same month as you Works remotely full-time Has unread Slack messages Has changed departments Has a mechanical keyboard Writes their own scripts/tools Attended an all- hands this month Mentors someone Has a second monitor Is left- handed Leads a team Worked at the company 10+ years Uses Notion religiously Has submitted a patent Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Used to work in a different industry Has taken a work trip Can name all execs without Googling Writes documentation voluntarily Is a Level 9 Has worked in more than 3 teams Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Has more than 3 monitors Keeps their camera off always Has worked with a major client Has a pet Commutes more than an hour Is being mentored Blocks out focus time Has more than 10 years experience Brings baked goods to the office Has the same job title as you Eats the same lunch every day Loves spreadsheets Never checks their calendar Uses dark mode Uses sticky notes everywhere Was involved in a merger Has given a presentation recently Has lost a badge before Forgets to unmute themselves Can recite the company values Knows everyone's birthday Uses a trackball mouse Reads tech blogs Knows the Wi-Fi password Uses GIFs in Slack Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has a standing desk Has more than 5 GitHub repos Can touch- type Watches training videos at 2x speed Has an office nickname Prefers tea over coffee Has been to the office this year Has their own meme folder Has worked on 10+ projects Free! Knows the fire warden Keeps a plant on their desk Was in the office past 8pm Uses emojis in emails Has worked abroad Has done a live incident call Joined during the pandemic Wears headphones all day Brings a reusable water bottle Has worked on a weekend release Is a Level 10 Attended a work conference Is on- call this week Hates video calls Brings lunch from home every day Joined in the last 3 months Decorated their home office Knows the first aid officer Has shown a pet on camera Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has never been to HQ Joined on the same month as you Works remotely full-time Has unread Slack messages Has changed departments Has a mechanical keyboard Writes their own scripts/tools Attended an all- hands this month Mentors someone Has a second monitor Is left- handed Leads a team Worked at the company 10+ years Uses Notion religiously Has submitted a patent Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Used to work in a different industry Has taken a work trip Can name all execs without Googling Writes documentation voluntarily Is a Level 9 Has worked in more than 3 teams Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Has more than 3 monitors Keeps their camera off always Has worked with a major client Has a pet Commutes more than an hour Is being mentored Blocks out focus time Has more than 10 years experience Brings baked goods to the office Has the same job title as you Eats the same lunch every day Loves spreadsheets Never checks their calendar Uses dark mode Uses sticky notes everywhere Was involved in a merger Has given a presentation recently Has lost a badge before Forgets to unmute themselves Can recite the company values Knows everyone's birthday Uses a trackball mouse Reads tech blogs Knows the Wi-Fi password Uses GIFs in Slack Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has a standing desk Has more than 5 GitHub repos Can touch- type Watches training videos at 2x speed Has an office nickname Prefers tea over coffee Has been to the office this year Has their own meme folder Has worked on 10+ projects Free! Knows the fire warden Keeps a plant on their desk Was in the office past 8pm Uses emojis in emails Has worked abroad Has done a live incident call Joined during the pandemic Wears headphones all day Brings a reusable water bottle Has worked on a weekend release Is a Level 10 Attended a work conference Is on- call this week
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Hates video calls
Brings lunch from home every day
Joined in the last 3 months
Decorated their home office
Knows the first aid officer
Has shown a pet on camera
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Has never been to HQ
Joined on the same month as you
Works remotely full-time
Has unread Slack messages
Has changed departments
Has a mechanical keyboard
Writes their own scripts/tools
Attended an all-hands this month
Mentors someone
Has a second monitor
Is left-handed
Leads a team
Worked at the company 10+ years
Uses Notion religiously
Has submitted a patent
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Used to work in a different industry
Has taken a work trip
Can name all execs without Googling
Writes documentation voluntarily
Is a Level 9
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Has more than 3 monitors
Keeps their camera off always
Has worked with a major client
Has a pet
Commutes more than an hour
Is being mentored
Blocks out focus time
Has more than 10 years experience
Brings baked goods to the office
Has the same job title as you
Eats the same lunch every day
Loves spreadsheets
Never checks their calendar
Uses dark mode
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Was involved in a merger
Has given a presentation recently
Has lost a badge before
Forgets to unmute themselves
Can recite the company values
Knows everyone's birthday
Uses a trackball mouse
Reads tech blogs
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Uses GIFs in Slack
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has a standing desk
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Can touch-type
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has an office nickname
Prefers tea over coffee
Has been to the office this year
Has their own meme folder
Has worked on 10+ projects
Free!
Knows the fire warden
Keeps a plant on their desk
Was in the office past 8pm
Uses emojis in emails
Has worked abroad
Has done a live incident call
Joined during the pandemic
Wears headphones all day
Brings a reusable water bottle
Has worked on a weekend release
Is a Level 10
Attended a work conference
Is on-call this week
