Has the same job title as you Eats the same lunch every day Works remotely full-time Prefers tea over coffee Has their own meme folder Has been to the office this year Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Commutes more than an hour Keeps their camera off always Is a Level 10 Has a standing desk Wears headphones all day Has a pet Brings a reusable water bottle Is being mentored Has changed departments Has never been to HQ Has a second monitor Joined on the same month as you Writes documentation voluntarily Uses dark mode Has taken a work trip Never checks their calendar Has worked with a major client Reads tech blogs Watches training videos at 2x speed Has an office nickname Has lost a badge before Knows the first aid officer Loves spreadsheets Uses Notion religiously Has shown a pet on camera Has done a live incident call Has unread Slack messages Is on- call this week Joined during the pandemic Has more than 3 monitors Decorated their home office Brings baked goods to the office Has worked on 10+ projects Can recite the company values Has worked abroad Uses a trackball mouse Has given a presentation recently Used to work in a different industry Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Was in the office past 8pm Has more than 5 GitHub repos Blocks out focus time Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has worked on a weekend release Uses sticky notes everywhere Has submitted a patent Mentors someone Is left- handed Hates video calls Was involved in a merger Worked at the company 10+ years Forgets to unmute themselves Joined in the last 3 months Attended a work conference Leads a team Uses emojis in emails Attended an all- hands this month Has more than 10 years experience Is a Level 9 Can touch- type Has worked in more than 3 teams Knows everyone's birthday Has memorized Jira shortcuts Keeps a plant on their desk Free! Knows the Wi-Fi password Writes their own scripts/tools Uses GIFs in Slack Has a mechanical keyboard Can name all execs without Googling Knows the fire warden Brings lunch from home every day Has the same job title as you Eats the same lunch every day Works remotely full-time Prefers tea over coffee Has their own meme folder Has been to the office this year Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Commutes more than an hour Keeps their camera off always Is a Level 10 Has a standing desk Wears headphones all day Has a pet Brings a reusable water bottle Is being mentored Has changed departments Has never been to HQ Has a second monitor Joined on the same month as you Writes documentation voluntarily Uses dark mode Has taken a work trip Never checks their calendar Has worked with a major client Reads tech blogs Watches training videos at 2x speed Has an office nickname Has lost a badge before Knows the first aid officer Loves spreadsheets Uses Notion religiously Has shown a pet on camera Has done a live incident call Has unread Slack messages Is on- call this week Joined during the pandemic Has more than 3 monitors Decorated their home office Brings baked goods to the office Has worked on 10+ projects Can recite the company values Has worked abroad Uses a trackball mouse Has given a presentation recently Used to work in a different industry Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Was in the office past 8pm Has more than 5 GitHub repos Blocks out focus time Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has worked on a weekend release Uses sticky notes everywhere Has submitted a patent Mentors someone Is left- handed Hates video calls Was involved in a merger Worked at the company 10+ years Forgets to unmute themselves Joined in the last 3 months Attended a work conference Leads a team Uses emojis in emails Attended an all- hands this month Has more than 10 years experience Is a Level 9 Can touch- type Has worked in more than 3 teams Knows everyone's birthday Has memorized Jira shortcuts Keeps a plant on their desk Free! Knows the Wi-Fi password Writes their own scripts/tools Uses GIFs in Slack Has a mechanical keyboard Can name all execs without Googling Knows the fire warden Brings lunch from home every day
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Has the same job title as you
Eats the same lunch every day
Works remotely full-time
Prefers tea over coffee
Has their own meme folder
Has been to the office this year
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Commutes more than an hour
Keeps their camera off always
Is a Level 10
Has a standing desk
Wears headphones all day
Has a pet
Brings a reusable water bottle
Is being mentored
Has changed departments
Has never been to HQ
Has a second monitor
Joined on the same month as you
Writes documentation voluntarily
Uses dark mode
Has taken a work trip
Never checks their calendar
Has worked with a major client
Reads tech blogs
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has an office nickname
Has lost a badge before
Knows the first aid officer
Loves spreadsheets
Uses Notion religiously
Has shown a pet on camera
Has done a live incident call
Has unread Slack messages
Is on-call this week
Joined during the pandemic
Has more than 3 monitors
Decorated their home office
Brings baked goods to the office
Has worked on 10+ projects
Can recite the company values
Has worked abroad
Uses a trackball mouse
Has given a presentation recently
Used to work in a different industry
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Was in the office past 8pm
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Blocks out focus time
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has worked on a weekend release
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Has submitted a patent
Mentors someone
Is left-handed
Hates video calls
Was involved in a merger
Worked at the company 10+ years
Forgets to unmute themselves
Joined in the last 3 months
Attended a work conference
Leads a team
Uses emojis in emails
Attended an all-hands this month
Has more than 10 years experience
Is a Level 9
Can touch-type
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Knows everyone's birthday
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Keeps a plant on their desk
Free!
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Writes their own scripts/tools
Uses GIFs in Slack
Has a mechanical keyboard
Can name all execs without Googling
Knows the fire warden
Brings lunch from home every day
