Blocks out focus time Has done a live incident call Uses emojis in emails Forgets to unmute themselves Prefers tea over coffee Writes documentation voluntarily Has shown a pet on camera Free! Has more than 10 years experience Uses a trackball mouse Uses GIFs in Slack Never checks their calendar Keeps their camera off always Hates video calls Is on- call this week Works remotely full-time Has given a presentation recently Has lost a badge before Attended a work conference Joined in the last 3 months Has changed departments Eats the same lunch every day Is being mentored Has been to the office this year Has unread Slack messages Is left- handed Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has a pet Knows the first aid officer Has worked on a weekend release Has a second monitor Has never been to HQ Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Has a standing desk Is a Level 9 Uses dark mode Writes their own scripts/tools Knows the fire warden Has taken a work trip Has worked with a major client Mentors someone Has more than 3 monitors Brings a reusable water bottle Brings baked goods to the office Has worked in more than 3 teams Commutes more than an hour Brings lunch from home every day Reads tech blogs Joined on the same month as you Knows everyone's birthday Joined during the pandemic Keeps a plant on their desk Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Can recite the company values Has submitted a patent Uses sticky notes everywhere Attended an all- hands this month Used to work in a different industry Watches training videos at 2x speed Has their own meme folder Has the same job title as you Uses Notion religiously Can touch- type Leads a team Is a Level 10 Was involved in a merger Has worked abroad Wears headphones all day Knows the Wi-Fi password Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has a mechanical keyboard Has worked on 10+ projects Has an office nickname Has memorized Jira shortcuts Was in the office past 8pm Worked at the company 10+ years Can name all execs without Googling Loves spreadsheets Decorated their home office Blocks out focus time Has done a live incident call Uses emojis in emails Forgets to unmute themselves Prefers tea over coffee Writes documentation voluntarily Has shown a pet on camera Free! Has more than 10 years experience Uses a trackball mouse Uses GIFs in Slack Never checks their calendar Keeps their camera off always Hates video calls Is on- call this week Works remotely full-time Has given a presentation recently Has lost a badge before Attended a work conference Joined in the last 3 months Has changed departments Eats the same lunch every day Is being mentored Has been to the office this year Has unread Slack messages Is left- handed Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has a pet Knows the first aid officer Has worked on a weekend release Has a second monitor Has never been to HQ Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Has a standing desk Is a Level 9 Uses dark mode Writes their own scripts/tools Knows the fire warden Has taken a work trip Has worked with a major client Mentors someone Has more than 3 monitors Brings a reusable water bottle Brings baked goods to the office Has worked in more than 3 teams Commutes more than an hour Brings lunch from home every day Reads tech blogs Joined on the same month as you Knows everyone's birthday Joined during the pandemic Keeps a plant on their desk Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Can recite the company values Has submitted a patent Uses sticky notes everywhere Attended an all- hands this month Used to work in a different industry Watches training videos at 2x speed Has their own meme folder Has the same job title as you Uses Notion religiously Can touch- type Leads a team Is a Level 10 Was involved in a merger Has worked abroad Wears headphones all day Knows the Wi-Fi password Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has a mechanical keyboard Has worked on 10+ projects Has an office nickname Has memorized Jira shortcuts Was in the office past 8pm Worked at the company 10+ years Can name all execs without Googling Loves spreadsheets Decorated their home office
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Blocks out focus time
Has done a live incident call
Uses emojis in emails
Forgets to unmute themselves
Prefers tea over coffee
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has shown a pet on camera
Free!
Has more than 10 years experience
Uses a trackball mouse
Uses GIFs in Slack
Never checks their calendar
Keeps their camera off always
Hates video calls
Is on-call this week
Works remotely full-time
Has given a presentation recently
Has lost a badge before
Attended a work conference
Joined in the last 3 months
Has changed departments
Eats the same lunch every day
Is being mentored
Has been to the office this year
Has unread Slack messages
Is left-handed
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has a pet
Knows the first aid officer
Has worked on a weekend release
Has a second monitor
Has never been to HQ
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Has a standing desk
Is a Level 9
Uses dark mode
Writes their own scripts/tools
Knows the fire warden
Has taken a work trip
Has worked with a major client
Mentors someone
Has more than 3 monitors
Brings a reusable water bottle
Brings baked goods to the office
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Commutes more than an hour
Brings lunch from home every day
Reads tech blogs
Joined on the same month as you
Knows everyone's birthday
Joined during the pandemic
Keeps a plant on their desk
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Can recite the company values
Has submitted a patent
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Attended an all-hands this month
Used to work in a different industry
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has their own meme folder
Has the same job title as you
Uses Notion religiously
Can touch-type
Leads a team
Is a Level 10
Was involved in a merger
Has worked abroad
Wears headphones all day
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Has a mechanical keyboard
Has worked on 10+ projects
Has an office nickname
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Was in the office past 8pm
Worked at the company 10+ years
Can name all execs without Googling
Loves spreadsheets
Decorated their home office
