Leads a team Writes documentation voluntarily Has lost a badge before Has a mechanical keyboard Uses Notion religiously Has worked on a weekend release Eats the same lunch every day Is a Level 9 Knows the first aid officer Mentors someone Forgets to unmute themselves Used to work in a different industry Brings a reusable water bottle Never checks their calendar Worked at the company 10+ years Is left- handed Has shown a pet on camera Has the same job title as you Is on- call this week Decorated their home office Has changed departments Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has a second monitor Uses emojis in emails Can name all execs without Googling Joined on the same month as you Joined during the pandemic Writes their own scripts/tools Has worked on 10+ projects Attended an all- hands this month Commutes more than an hour Has worked in more than 3 teams Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Wears headphones all day Has a standing desk Knows everyone's birthday Uses dark mode Blocks out focus time Knows the Wi-Fi password Uses GIFs in Slack Attended a work conference Has worked abroad Can touch- type Has unread Slack messages Has a pet Has never been to HQ Watches training videos at 2x speed Has given a presentation recently Has worked with a major client Loves spreadsheets Keeps their camera off always Is a Level 10 Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has memorized Jira shortcuts Hates video calls Reads tech blogs Prefers tea over coffee Knows the fire warden Can recite the company values Joined in the last 3 months Brings lunch from home every day Works remotely full-time Uses sticky notes everywhere Has more than 3 monitors Keeps a plant on their desk Has more than 10 years experience Has done a live incident call Has taken a work trip Uses a trackball mouse Has submitted a patent Was in the office past 8pm Has their own meme folder Free! Was involved in a merger Has an office nickname Is being mentored Has been to the office this year Brings baked goods to the office Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Leads a team Writes documentation voluntarily Has lost a badge before Has a mechanical keyboard Uses Notion religiously Has worked on a weekend release Eats the same lunch every day Is a Level 9 Knows the first aid officer Mentors someone Forgets to unmute themselves Used to work in a different industry Brings a reusable water bottle Never checks their calendar Worked at the company 10+ years Is left- handed Has shown a pet on camera Has the same job title as you Is on- call this week Decorated their home office Has changed departments Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has a second monitor Uses emojis in emails Can name all execs without Googling Joined on the same month as you Joined during the pandemic Writes their own scripts/tools Has worked on 10+ projects Attended an all- hands this month Commutes more than an hour Has worked in more than 3 teams Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Wears headphones all day Has a standing desk Knows everyone's birthday Uses dark mode Blocks out focus time Knows the Wi-Fi password Uses GIFs in Slack Attended a work conference Has worked abroad Can touch- type Has unread Slack messages Has a pet Has never been to HQ Watches training videos at 2x speed Has given a presentation recently Has worked with a major client Loves spreadsheets Keeps their camera off always Is a Level 10 Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has memorized Jira shortcuts Hates video calls Reads tech blogs Prefers tea over coffee Knows the fire warden Can recite the company values Joined in the last 3 months Brings lunch from home every day Works remotely full-time Uses sticky notes everywhere Has more than 3 monitors Keeps a plant on their desk Has more than 10 years experience Has done a live incident call Has taken a work trip Uses a trackball mouse Has submitted a patent Was in the office past 8pm Has their own meme folder Free! Was involved in a merger Has an office nickname Is being mentored Has been to the office this year Brings baked goods to the office Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
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Leads a team
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has lost a badge before
Has a mechanical keyboard
Uses Notion religiously
Has worked on a weekend release
Eats the same lunch every day
Is a Level 9
Knows the first aid officer
Mentors someone
Forgets to unmute themselves
Used to work in a different industry
Brings a reusable water bottle
Never checks their calendar
Worked at the company 10+ years
Is left-handed
Has shown a pet on camera
Has the same job title as you
Is on-call this week
Decorated their home office
Has changed departments
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Has a second monitor
Uses emojis in emails
Can name all execs without Googling
Joined on the same month as you
Joined during the pandemic
Writes their own scripts/tools
Has worked on 10+ projects
Attended an all-hands this month
Commutes more than an hour
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Wears headphones all day
Has a standing desk
Knows everyone's birthday
Uses dark mode
Blocks out focus time
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Uses GIFs in Slack
Attended a work conference
Has worked abroad
Can touch-type
Has unread Slack messages
Has a pet
Has never been to HQ
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has given a presentation recently
Has worked with a major client
Loves spreadsheets
Keeps their camera off always
Is a Level 10
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Hates video calls
Reads tech blogs
Prefers tea over coffee
Knows the fire warden
Can recite the company values
Joined in the last 3 months
Brings lunch from home every day
Works remotely full-time
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Has more than 3 monitors
Keeps a plant on their desk
Has more than 10 years experience
Has done a live incident call
Has taken a work trip
Uses a trackball mouse
Has submitted a patent
Was in the office past 8pm
Has their own meme folder
Free!
Was involved in a merger
Has an office nickname
Is being mentored
Has been to the office this year
Brings baked goods to the office
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
