Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has done a live incident call Blocks out focus time Has the same job title as you Is a Level 9 Has unread Slack messages Joined in the last 3 months Has a standing desk Was in the office past 8pm Attended an all- hands this month Has a second monitor Has worked with a major client Has more than 3 monitors Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Knows the Wi-Fi password Watches training videos at 2x speed Loves spreadsheets Can touch- type Brings a reusable water bottle Has worked on a weekend release Has memorized Jira shortcuts Writes documentation voluntarily Has more than 10 years experience Uses Notion religiously Prefers tea over coffee Is being mentored Joined during the pandemic Has more than 5 GitHub repos Forgets to unmute themselves Has worked in more than 3 teams Free! Brings lunch from home every day Has worked on 10+ projects Can recite the company values Commutes more than an hour Has submitted a patent Is on- call this week Has never been to HQ Worked at the company 10+ years Has a mechanical keyboard Uses emojis in emails Uses a trackball mouse Uses GIFs in Slack Decorated their home office Can name all execs without Googling Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Was involved in a merger Writes their own scripts/tools Uses sticky notes everywhere Used to work in a different industry Hates video calls Uses dark mode Has their own meme folder Is a Level 10 Leads a team Works remotely full-time Has a pet Knows everyone's birthday Knows the fire warden Keeps their camera off always Joined on the same month as you Is left- handed Has worked abroad Keeps a plant on their desk Has taken a work trip Brings baked goods to the office Has lost a badge before Never checks their calendar Wears headphones all day Reads tech blogs Has shown a pet on camera Has an office nickname Knows the first aid officer Eats the same lunch every day Has given a presentation recently Attended a work conference Mentors someone Has changed departments Has been to the office this year Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has done a live incident call Blocks out focus time Has the same job title as you Is a Level 9 Has unread Slack messages Joined in the last 3 months Has a standing desk Was in the office past 8pm Attended an all- hands this month Has a second monitor Has worked with a major client Has more than 3 monitors Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Knows the Wi-Fi password Watches training videos at 2x speed Loves spreadsheets Can touch- type Brings a reusable water bottle Has worked on a weekend release Has memorized Jira shortcuts Writes documentation voluntarily Has more than 10 years experience Uses Notion religiously Prefers tea over coffee Is being mentored Joined during the pandemic Has more than 5 GitHub repos Forgets to unmute themselves Has worked in more than 3 teams Free! Brings lunch from home every day Has worked on 10+ projects Can recite the company values Commutes more than an hour Has submitted a patent Is on- call this week Has never been to HQ Worked at the company 10+ years Has a mechanical keyboard Uses emojis in emails Uses a trackball mouse Uses GIFs in Slack Decorated their home office Can name all execs without Googling Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Was involved in a merger Writes their own scripts/tools Uses sticky notes everywhere Used to work in a different industry Hates video calls Uses dark mode Has their own meme folder Is a Level 10 Leads a team Works remotely full-time Has a pet Knows everyone's birthday Knows the fire warden Keeps their camera off always Joined on the same month as you Is left- handed Has worked abroad Keeps a plant on their desk Has taken a work trip Brings baked goods to the office Has lost a badge before Never checks their calendar Wears headphones all day Reads tech blogs Has shown a pet on camera Has an office nickname Knows the first aid officer Eats the same lunch every day Has given a presentation recently Attended a work conference Mentors someone Has changed departments Has been to the office this year
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Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has done a live incident call
Blocks out focus time
Has the same job title as you
Is a Level 9
Has unread Slack messages
Joined in the last 3 months
Has a standing desk
Was in the office past 8pm
Attended an all-hands this month
Has a second monitor
Has worked with a major client
Has more than 3 monitors
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Loves spreadsheets
Can touch-type
Brings a reusable water bottle
Has worked on a weekend release
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has more than 10 years experience
Uses Notion religiously
Prefers tea over coffee
Is being mentored
Joined during the pandemic
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Forgets to unmute themselves
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Free!
Brings lunch from home every day
Has worked on 10+ projects
Can recite the company values
Commutes more than an hour
Has submitted a patent
Is on-call this week
Has never been to HQ
Worked at the company 10+ years
Has a mechanical keyboard
Uses emojis in emails
Uses a trackball mouse
Uses GIFs in Slack
Decorated their home office
Can name all execs without Googling
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Was involved in a merger
Writes their own scripts/tools
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Used to work in a different industry
Hates video calls
Uses dark mode
Has their own meme folder
Is a Level 10
Leads a team
Works remotely full-time
Has a pet
Knows everyone's birthday
Knows the fire warden
Keeps their camera off always
Joined on the same month as you
Is left-handed
Has worked abroad
Keeps a plant on their desk
Has taken a work trip
Brings baked goods to the office
Has lost a badge before
Never checks their calendar
Wears headphones all day
Reads tech blogs
Has shown a pet on camera
Has an office nickname
Knows the first aid officer
Eats the same lunch every day
Has given a presentation recently
Attended a work conference
Mentors someone
Has changed departments
Has been to the office this year
