Uses GIFs in Slack Has worked in more than 3 teams Is left- handed Knows the Wi-Fi password Decorated their home office Keeps their camera off always Used to work in a different industry Has done a live incident call Has a standing desk Can touch- type Brings lunch from home every day Worked at the company 10+ years Forgets to unmute themselves Joined during the pandemic Has worked on a weekend release Was involved in a merger Was in the office past 8pm Writes their own scripts/tools Is on- call this week Is a Level 9 Free! Has submitted a patent Knows everyone's birthday Brings baked goods to the office Is a Level 10 Has lost a badge before Uses dark mode Has worked on 10+ projects Works remotely full-time Has taken a work trip Has a second monitor Can name all execs without Googling Has shown a pet on camera Brings a reusable water bottle Has never been to HQ Is being mentored Has worked abroad Eats the same lunch every day Has unread Slack messages Has more than 3 monitors Has given a presentation recently Uses a trackball mouse Joined on the same month as you Knows the fire warden Has worked with a major client Uses sticky notes everywhere Wears headphones all day Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Keeps a plant on their desk Watches training videos at 2x speed Blocks out focus time Commutes more than an hour Mentors someone Attended a work conference Can recite the company values Hates video calls Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has changed departments Has more than 10 years experience Uses emojis in emails Has the same job title as you Knows the first aid officer Uses Notion religiously Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Prefers tea over coffee Loves spreadsheets Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has a pet Attended an all- hands this month Reads tech blogs Leads a team Never checks their calendar Has been to the office this year Joined in the last 3 months Writes documentation voluntarily Has their own meme folder Has an office nickname Has a mechanical keyboard Uses GIFs in Slack Has worked in more than 3 teams Is left- handed Knows the Wi-Fi password Decorated their home office Keeps their camera off always Used to work in a different industry Has done a live incident call Has a standing desk Can touch- type Brings lunch from home every day Worked at the company 10+ years Forgets to unmute themselves Joined during the pandemic Has worked on a weekend release Was involved in a merger Was in the office past 8pm Writes their own scripts/tools Is on- call this week Is a Level 9 Free! Has submitted a patent Knows everyone's birthday Brings baked goods to the office Is a Level 10 Has lost a badge before Uses dark mode Has worked on 10+ projects Works remotely full-time Has taken a work trip Has a second monitor Can name all execs without Googling Has shown a pet on camera Brings a reusable water bottle Has never been to HQ Is being mentored Has worked abroad Eats the same lunch every day Has unread Slack messages Has more than 3 monitors Has given a presentation recently Uses a trackball mouse Joined on the same month as you Knows the fire warden Has worked with a major client Uses sticky notes everywhere Wears headphones all day Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Keeps a plant on their desk Watches training videos at 2x speed Blocks out focus time Commutes more than an hour Mentors someone Attended a work conference Can recite the company values Hates video calls Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has changed departments Has more than 10 years experience Uses emojis in emails Has the same job title as you Knows the first aid officer Uses Notion religiously Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Prefers tea over coffee Loves spreadsheets Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has a pet Attended an all- hands this month Reads tech blogs Leads a team Never checks their calendar Has been to the office this year Joined in the last 3 months Writes documentation voluntarily Has their own meme folder Has an office nickname Has a mechanical keyboard
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Uses GIFs in Slack
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Is left-handed
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Decorated their home office
Keeps their camera off always
Used to work in a different industry
Has done a live incident call
Has a standing desk
Can touch-type
Brings lunch from home every day
Worked at the company 10+ years
Forgets to unmute themselves
Joined during the pandemic
Has worked on a weekend release
Was involved in a merger
Was in the office past 8pm
Writes their own scripts/tools
Is on-call this week
Is a Level 9
Free!
Has submitted a patent
Knows everyone's birthday
Brings baked goods to the office
Is a Level 10
Has lost a badge before
Uses dark mode
Has worked on 10+ projects
Works remotely full-time
Has taken a work trip
Has a second monitor
Can name all execs without Googling
Has shown a pet on camera
Brings a reusable water bottle
Has never been to HQ
Is being mentored
Has worked abroad
Eats the same lunch every day
Has unread Slack messages
Has more than 3 monitors
Has given a presentation recently
Uses a trackball mouse
Joined on the same month as you
Knows the fire warden
Has worked with a major client
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Wears headphones all day
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Keeps a plant on their desk
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Blocks out focus time
Commutes more than an hour
Mentors someone
Attended a work conference
Can recite the company values
Hates video calls
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Has changed departments
Has more than 10 years experience
Uses emojis in emails
Has the same job title as you
Knows the first aid officer
Uses Notion religiously
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Prefers tea over coffee
Loves spreadsheets
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Has a pet
Attended an all-hands this month
Reads tech blogs
Leads a team
Never checks their calendar
Has been to the office this year
Joined in the last 3 months
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has their own meme folder
Has an office nickname
Has a mechanical keyboard
