Watches training videos at 2x speed Has an office nickname Uses Notion religiously Free! Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Decorated their home office Commutes more than an hour Leads a team Eats the same lunch every day Joined in the last 3 months Has the same job title as you Has never been to HQ Brings a reusable water bottle Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has done a live incident call Was involved in a merger Is left- handed Wears headphones all day Knows everyone's birthday Joined during the pandemic Has given a presentation recently Loves spreadsheets Can touch- type Is on- call this week Attended a work conference Worked at the company 10+ years Has a second monitor Knows the first aid officer Has their own meme folder Can recite the company values Uses dark mode Is a Level 10 Has more than 3 monitors Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Has worked on 10+ projects Mentors someone Has worked on a weekend release Has submitted a patent Forgets to unmute themselves Was in the office past 8pm Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has a mechanical keyboard Has a pet Prefers tea over coffee Uses GIFs in Slack Has worked with a major client Attended an all- hands this month Works remotely full-time Reads tech blogs Joined on the same month as you Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has unread Slack messages Is being mentored Knows the fire warden Has worked in more than 3 teams Has shown a pet on camera Brings lunch from home every day Writes their own scripts/tools Hates video calls Blocks out focus time Uses emojis in emails Never checks their calendar Has changed departments Has worked abroad Has more than 10 years experience Keeps their camera off always Uses sticky notes everywhere Used to work in a different industry Knows the Wi-Fi password Writes documentation voluntarily Uses a trackball mouse Has lost a badge before Has a standing desk Has been to the office this year Can name all execs without Googling Brings baked goods to the office Has taken a work trip Keeps a plant on their desk Is a Level 9 Watches training videos at 2x speed Has an office nickname Uses Notion religiously Free! Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Decorated their home office Commutes more than an hour Leads a team Eats the same lunch every day Joined in the last 3 months Has the same job title as you Has never been to HQ Brings a reusable water bottle Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has done a live incident call Was involved in a merger Is left- handed Wears headphones all day Knows everyone's birthday Joined during the pandemic Has given a presentation recently Loves spreadsheets Can touch- type Is on- call this week Attended a work conference Worked at the company 10+ years Has a second monitor Knows the first aid officer Has their own meme folder Can recite the company values Uses dark mode Is a Level 10 Has more than 3 monitors Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Has worked on 10+ projects Mentors someone Has worked on a weekend release Has submitted a patent Forgets to unmute themselves Was in the office past 8pm Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has a mechanical keyboard Has a pet Prefers tea over coffee Uses GIFs in Slack Has worked with a major client Attended an all- hands this month Works remotely full-time Reads tech blogs Joined on the same month as you Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has unread Slack messages Is being mentored Knows the fire warden Has worked in more than 3 teams Has shown a pet on camera Brings lunch from home every day Writes their own scripts/tools Hates video calls Blocks out focus time Uses emojis in emails Never checks their calendar Has changed departments Has worked abroad Has more than 10 years experience Keeps their camera off always Uses sticky notes everywhere Used to work in a different industry Knows the Wi-Fi password Writes documentation voluntarily Uses a trackball mouse Has lost a badge before Has a standing desk Has been to the office this year Can name all execs without Googling Brings baked goods to the office Has taken a work trip Keeps a plant on their desk Is a Level 9
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Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has an office nickname
Uses Notion religiously
Free!
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Decorated their home office
Commutes more than an hour
Leads a team
Eats the same lunch every day
Joined in the last 3 months
Has the same job title as you
Has never been to HQ
Brings a reusable water bottle
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has done a live incident call
Was involved in a merger
Is left-handed
Wears headphones all day
Knows everyone's birthday
Joined during the pandemic
Has given a presentation recently
Loves spreadsheets
Can touch-type
Is on-call this week
Attended a work conference
Worked at the company 10+ years
Has a second monitor
Knows the first aid officer
Has their own meme folder
Can recite the company values
Uses dark mode
Is a Level 10
Has more than 3 monitors
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Has worked on 10+ projects
Mentors someone
Has worked on a weekend release
Has submitted a patent
Forgets to unmute themselves
Was in the office past 8pm
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Has a mechanical keyboard
Has a pet
Prefers tea over coffee
Uses GIFs in Slack
Has worked with a major client
Attended an all-hands this month
Works remotely full-time
Reads tech blogs
Joined on the same month as you
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Has unread Slack messages
Is being mentored
Knows the fire warden
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Has shown a pet on camera
Brings lunch from home every day
Writes their own scripts/tools
Hates video calls
Blocks out focus time
Uses emojis in emails
Never checks their calendar
Has changed departments
Has worked abroad
Has more than 10 years experience
Keeps their camera off always
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Used to work in a different industry
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Writes documentation voluntarily
Uses a trackball mouse
Has lost a badge before
Has a standing desk
Has been to the office this year
Can name all execs without Googling
Brings baked goods to the office
Has taken a work trip
Keeps a plant on their desk
Is a Level 9
