Writes their own scripts/tools Has a second monitor Knows the Wi-Fi password Has a standing desk Uses a trackball mouse Can name all execs without Googling Free! Uses GIFs in Slack Mentors someone Has worked on a weekend release Has taken a work trip Has an office nickname Eats the same lunch every day Forgets to unmute themselves Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has done a live incident call Can recite the company values Works remotely full-time Has worked with a major client Keeps a plant on their desk Blocks out focus time Has been to the office this year Attended an all- hands this month Has never been to HQ Has the same job title as you Used to work in a different industry Is being mentored Has worked abroad Knows the first aid officer Has more than 5 GitHub repos Knows the fire warden Never checks their calendar Commutes more than an hour Is a Level 9 Brings lunch from home every day Watches training videos at 2x speed Uses Notion religiously Keeps their camera off always Has submitted a patent Has given a presentation recently Uses sticky notes everywhere Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Joined on the same month as you Attended a work conference Has their own meme folder Loves spreadsheets Worked at the company 10+ years Hates video calls Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Can touch- type Writes documentation voluntarily Has a mechanical keyboard Knows everyone's birthday Has lost a badge before Has shown a pet on camera Has more than 10 years experience Has changed departments Is a Level 10 Brings a reusable water bottle Is on- call this week Decorated their home office Wears headphones all day Was in the office past 8pm Has memorized Jira shortcuts Joined in the last 3 months Was involved in a merger Leads a team Has a pet Is left- handed Has more than 3 monitors Prefers tea over coffee Uses emojis in emails Uses dark mode Has worked on 10+ projects Reads tech blogs Brings baked goods to the office Has unread Slack messages Has worked in more than 3 teams Joined during the pandemic Writes their own scripts/tools Has a second monitor Knows the Wi-Fi password Has a standing desk Uses a trackball mouse Can name all execs without Googling Free! Uses GIFs in Slack Mentors someone Has worked on a weekend release Has taken a work trip Has an office nickname Eats the same lunch every day Forgets to unmute themselves Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has done a live incident call Can recite the company values Works remotely full-time Has worked with a major client Keeps a plant on their desk Blocks out focus time Has been to the office this year Attended an all- hands this month Has never been to HQ Has the same job title as you Used to work in a different industry Is being mentored Has worked abroad Knows the first aid officer Has more than 5 GitHub repos Knows the fire warden Never checks their calendar Commutes more than an hour Is a Level 9 Brings lunch from home every day Watches training videos at 2x speed Uses Notion religiously Keeps their camera off always Has submitted a patent Has given a presentation recently Uses sticky notes everywhere Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Joined on the same month as you Attended a work conference Has their own meme folder Loves spreadsheets Worked at the company 10+ years Hates video calls Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Can touch- type Writes documentation voluntarily Has a mechanical keyboard Knows everyone's birthday Has lost a badge before Has shown a pet on camera Has more than 10 years experience Has changed departments Is a Level 10 Brings a reusable water bottle Is on- call this week Decorated their home office Wears headphones all day Was in the office past 8pm Has memorized Jira shortcuts Joined in the last 3 months Was involved in a merger Leads a team Has a pet Is left- handed Has more than 3 monitors Prefers tea over coffee Uses emojis in emails Uses dark mode Has worked on 10+ projects Reads tech blogs Brings baked goods to the office Has unread Slack messages Has worked in more than 3 teams Joined during the pandemic
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Writes their own scripts/tools
Has a second monitor
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Has a standing desk
Uses a trackball mouse
Can name all execs without Googling
Free!
Uses GIFs in Slack
Mentors someone
Has worked on a weekend release
Has taken a work trip
Has an office nickname
Eats the same lunch every day
Forgets to unmute themselves
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has done a live incident call
Can recite the company values
Works remotely full-time
Has worked with a major client
Keeps a plant on their desk
Blocks out focus time
Has been to the office this year
Attended an all-hands this month
Has never been to HQ
Has the same job title as you
Used to work in a different industry
Is being mentored
Has worked abroad
Knows the first aid officer
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Knows the fire warden
Never checks their calendar
Commutes more than an hour
Is a Level 9
Brings lunch from home every day
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Uses Notion religiously
Keeps their camera off always
Has submitted a patent
Has given a presentation recently
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Joined on the same month as you
Attended a work conference
Has their own meme folder
Loves spreadsheets
Worked at the company 10+ years
Hates video calls
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Can touch-type
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has a mechanical keyboard
Knows everyone's birthday
Has lost a badge before
Has shown a pet on camera
Has more than 10 years experience
Has changed departments
Is a Level 10
Brings a reusable water bottle
Is on-call this week
Decorated their home office
Wears headphones all day
Was in the office past 8pm
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Joined in the last 3 months
Was involved in a merger
Leads a team
Has a pet
Is left-handed
Has more than 3 monitors
Prefers tea over coffee
Uses emojis in emails
Uses dark mode
Has worked on 10+ projects
Reads tech blogs
Brings baked goods to the office
Has unread Slack messages
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Joined during the pandemic
