Has shown a pet on camera Blocks out focus time Can recite the company values Knows the Wi-Fi password Has worked in more than 3 teams Has submitted a patent Prefers tea over coffee Never checks their calendar Eats the same lunch every day Is left- handed Is a Level 10 Keeps a plant on their desk Is a Level 9 Has been to the office this year Knows the first aid officer Reads tech blogs Uses sticky notes everywhere Works remotely full-time Has never been to HQ Has changed departments Uses dark mode Has worked on a weekend release Has unread Slack messages Brings baked goods to the office Hates video calls Has more than 3 monitors Keeps their camera off always Used to work in a different industry Has a second monitor Uses emojis in emails Joined in the last 3 months Decorated their home office Has worked abroad Has memorized Jira shortcuts Knows the fire warden Loves spreadsheets Was involved in a merger Was in the office past 8pm Uses a trackball mouse Has the same job title as you Has more than 10 years experience Watches training videos at 2x speed Commutes more than an hour Has taken a work trip Writes documentation voluntarily Has lost a badge before Knows everyone's birthday Brings a reusable water bottle Has worked with a major client Attended an all- hands this month Attended a work conference Has a pet Uses Notion religiously Joined during the pandemic Has a mechanical keyboard Forgets to unmute themselves Brings lunch from home every day Free! Can touch- type Mentors someone Leads a team Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Is on- call this week Can name all execs without Googling Joined on the same month as you Worked at the company 10+ years Has given a presentation recently Has done a live incident call Has more than 5 GitHub repos Writes their own scripts/tools Has worked on 10+ projects Has a standing desk Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has their own meme folder Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has an office nickname Wears headphones all day Is being mentored Uses GIFs in Slack Has shown a pet on camera Blocks out focus time Can recite the company values Knows the Wi-Fi password Has worked in more than 3 teams Has submitted a patent Prefers tea over coffee Never checks their calendar Eats the same lunch every day Is left- handed Is a Level 10 Keeps a plant on their desk Is a Level 9 Has been to the office this year Knows the first aid officer Reads tech blogs Uses sticky notes everywhere Works remotely full-time Has never been to HQ Has changed departments Uses dark mode Has worked on a weekend release Has unread Slack messages Brings baked goods to the office Hates video calls Has more than 3 monitors Keeps their camera off always Used to work in a different industry Has a second monitor Uses emojis in emails Joined in the last 3 months Decorated their home office Has worked abroad Has memorized Jira shortcuts Knows the fire warden Loves spreadsheets Was involved in a merger Was in the office past 8pm Uses a trackball mouse Has the same job title as you Has more than 10 years experience Watches training videos at 2x speed Commutes more than an hour Has taken a work trip Writes documentation voluntarily Has lost a badge before Knows everyone's birthday Brings a reusable water bottle Has worked with a major client Attended an all- hands this month Attended a work conference Has a pet Uses Notion religiously Joined during the pandemic Has a mechanical keyboard Forgets to unmute themselves Brings lunch from home every day Free! Can touch- type Mentors someone Leads a team Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Is on- call this week Can name all execs without Googling Joined on the same month as you Worked at the company 10+ years Has given a presentation recently Has done a live incident call Has more than 5 GitHub repos Writes their own scripts/tools Has worked on 10+ projects Has a standing desk Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has their own meme folder Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has an office nickname Wears headphones all day Is being mentored Uses GIFs in Slack
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Has shown a pet on camera
Blocks out focus time
Can recite the company values
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Has submitted a patent
Prefers tea over coffee
Never checks their calendar
Eats the same lunch every day
Is left-handed
Is a Level 10
Keeps a plant on their desk
Is a Level 9
Has been to the office this year
Knows the first aid officer
Reads tech blogs
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Works remotely full-time
Has never been to HQ
Has changed departments
Uses dark mode
Has worked on a weekend release
Has unread Slack messages
Brings baked goods to the office
Hates video calls
Has more than 3 monitors
Keeps their camera off always
Used to work in a different industry
Has a second monitor
Uses emojis in emails
Joined in the last 3 months
Decorated their home office
Has worked abroad
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Knows the fire warden
Loves spreadsheets
Was involved in a merger
Was in the office past 8pm
Uses a trackball mouse
Has the same job title as you
Has more than 10 years experience
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Commutes more than an hour
Has taken a work trip
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has lost a badge before
Knows everyone's birthday
Brings a reusable water bottle
Has worked with a major client
Attended an all-hands this month
Attended a work conference
Has a pet
Uses Notion religiously
Joined during the pandemic
Has a mechanical keyboard
Forgets to unmute themselves
Brings lunch from home every day
Free!
Can touch-type
Mentors someone
Leads a team
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Is on-call this week
Can name all execs without Googling
Joined on the same month as you
Worked at the company 10+ years
Has given a presentation recently
Has done a live incident call
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Writes their own scripts/tools
Has worked on 10+ projects
Has a standing desk
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has their own meme folder
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Has an office nickname
Wears headphones all day
Is being mentored
Uses GIFs in Slack
