Prefers tea over coffee Knows the Wi-Fi password Free! Eats the same lunch every day Uses dark mode Blocks out focus time Has worked in more than 3 teams Has more than 3 monitors Knows the fire warden Can name all execs without Googling Hates video calls Never checks their calendar Is left- handed Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has shown a pet on camera Has worked on a weekend release Has worked abroad Has a second monitor Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Was involved in a merger Uses GIFs in Slack Has a pet Can touch- type Attended a work conference Watches training videos at 2x speed Keeps their camera off always Is a Level 10 Has submitted a patent Uses emojis in emails Decorated their home office Has a mechanical keyboard Joined on the same month as you Has unread Slack messages Writes their own scripts/tools Is being mentored Mentors someone Has worked on 10+ projects Joined during the pandemic Attended an all- hands this month Knows everyone's birthday Is a Level 9 Has the same job title as you Brings a reusable water bottle Forgets to unmute themselves Has an office nickname Was in the office past 8pm Has more than 10 years experience Joined in the last 3 months Writes documentation voluntarily Can recite the company values Leads a team Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Brings lunch from home every day Has their own meme folder Reads tech blogs Has taken a work trip Worked at the company 10+ years Brings baked goods to the office Keeps a plant on their desk Works remotely full-time Has more than 5 GitHub repos Is on- call this week Has worked with a major client Uses sticky notes everywhere Has done a live incident call Has a standing desk Has been to the office this year Has changed departments Wears headphones all day Has given a presentation recently Used to work in a different industry Uses a trackball mouse Knows the first aid officer Has lost a badge before Has never been to HQ Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Uses Notion religiously Commutes more than an hour Loves spreadsheets Prefers tea over coffee Knows the Wi-Fi password Free! Eats the same lunch every day Uses dark mode Blocks out focus time Has worked in more than 3 teams Has more than 3 monitors Knows the fire warden Can name all execs without Googling Hates video calls Never checks their calendar Is left- handed Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has shown a pet on camera Has worked on a weekend release Has worked abroad Has a second monitor Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Was involved in a merger Uses GIFs in Slack Has a pet Can touch- type Attended a work conference Watches training videos at 2x speed Keeps their camera off always Is a Level 10 Has submitted a patent Uses emojis in emails Decorated their home office Has a mechanical keyboard Joined on the same month as you Has unread Slack messages Writes their own scripts/tools Is being mentored Mentors someone Has worked on 10+ projects Joined during the pandemic Attended an all- hands this month Knows everyone's birthday Is a Level 9 Has the same job title as you Brings a reusable water bottle Forgets to unmute themselves Has an office nickname Was in the office past 8pm Has more than 10 years experience Joined in the last 3 months Writes documentation voluntarily Can recite the company values Leads a team Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Brings lunch from home every day Has their own meme folder Reads tech blogs Has taken a work trip Worked at the company 10+ years Brings baked goods to the office Keeps a plant on their desk Works remotely full-time Has more than 5 GitHub repos Is on- call this week Has worked with a major client Uses sticky notes everywhere Has done a live incident call Has a standing desk Has been to the office this year Has changed departments Wears headphones all day Has given a presentation recently Used to work in a different industry Uses a trackball mouse Knows the first aid officer Has lost a badge before Has never been to HQ Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Uses Notion religiously Commutes more than an hour Loves spreadsheets
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Prefers tea over coffee
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Free!
Eats the same lunch every day
Uses dark mode
Blocks out focus time
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Has more than 3 monitors
Knows the fire warden
Can name all execs without Googling
Hates video calls
Never checks their calendar
Is left-handed
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Has shown a pet on camera
Has worked on a weekend release
Has worked abroad
Has a second monitor
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Was involved in a merger
Uses GIFs in Slack
Has a pet
Can touch-type
Attended a work conference
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Keeps their camera off always
Is a Level 10
Has submitted a patent
Uses emojis in emails
Decorated their home office
Has a mechanical keyboard
Joined on the same month as you
Has unread Slack messages
Writes their own scripts/tools
Is being mentored
Mentors someone
Has worked on 10+ projects
Joined during the pandemic
Attended an all-hands this month
Knows everyone's birthday
Is a Level 9
Has the same job title as you
Brings a reusable water bottle
Forgets to unmute themselves
Has an office nickname
Was in the office past 8pm
Has more than 10 years experience
Joined in the last 3 months
Writes documentation voluntarily
Can recite the company values
Leads a team
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Brings lunch from home every day
Has their own meme folder
Reads tech blogs
Has taken a work trip
Worked at the company 10+ years
Brings baked goods to the office
Keeps a plant on their desk
Works remotely full-time
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Is on-call this week
Has worked with a major client
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Has done a live incident call
Has a standing desk
Has been to the office this year
Has changed departments
Wears headphones all day
Has given a presentation recently
Used to work in a different industry
Uses a trackball mouse
Knows the first aid officer
Has lost a badge before
Has never been to HQ
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Uses Notion religiously
Commutes more than an hour
Loves spreadsheets
