Used to work in a different industry Uses GIFs in Slack Loves spreadsheets Uses sticky notes everywhere Blocks out focus time Has worked in more than 3 teams Mentors someone Prefers tea over coffee Has worked with a major client Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has given a presentation recently Is being mentored Writes documentation voluntarily Keeps a plant on their desk Knows the Wi-Fi password Brings a reusable water bottle Free! Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has more than 3 monitors Joined during the pandemic Has been to the office this year Works remotely full-time Has worked abroad Is left- handed Has a pet Has a standing desk Uses dark mode Was in the office past 8pm Attended a work conference Is on- call this week Has taken a work trip Worked at the company 10+ years Has done a live incident call Has a mechanical keyboard Hates video calls Is a Level 10 Knows everyone's birthday Has lost a badge before Uses Notion religiously Commutes more than an hour Has more than 10 years experience Has never been to HQ Has worked on 10+ projects Eats the same lunch every day Has worked on a weekend release Has unread Slack messages Reads tech blogs Leads a team Brings baked goods to the office Brings lunch from home every day Knows the fire warden Uses a trackball mouse Has the same job title as you Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Forgets to unmute themselves Watches training videos at 2x speed Has submitted a patent Never checks their calendar Has memorized Jira shortcuts Writes their own scripts/tools Has their own meme folder Is a Level 9 Joined on the same month as you Knows the first aid officer Was involved in a merger Has a second monitor Can name all execs without Googling Attended an all- hands this month Decorated their home office Joined in the last 3 months Keeps their camera off always Wears headphones all day Can recite the company values Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Uses emojis in emails Has an office nickname Can touch- type Has shown a pet on camera Has changed departments Used to work in a different industry Uses GIFs in Slack Loves spreadsheets Uses sticky notes everywhere Blocks out focus time Has worked in more than 3 teams Mentors someone Prefers tea over coffee Has worked with a major client Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has given a presentation recently Is being mentored Writes documentation voluntarily Keeps a plant on their desk Knows the Wi-Fi password Brings a reusable water bottle Free! Has more than 5 GitHub repos Has more than 3 monitors Joined during the pandemic Has been to the office this year Works remotely full-time Has worked abroad Is left- handed Has a pet Has a standing desk Uses dark mode Was in the office past 8pm Attended a work conference Is on- call this week Has taken a work trip Worked at the company 10+ years Has done a live incident call Has a mechanical keyboard Hates video calls Is a Level 10 Knows everyone's birthday Has lost a badge before Uses Notion religiously Commutes more than an hour Has more than 10 years experience Has never been to HQ Has worked on 10+ projects Eats the same lunch every day Has worked on a weekend release Has unread Slack messages Reads tech blogs Leads a team Brings baked goods to the office Brings lunch from home every day Knows the fire warden Uses a trackball mouse Has the same job title as you Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Forgets to unmute themselves Watches training videos at 2x speed Has submitted a patent Never checks their calendar Has memorized Jira shortcuts Writes their own scripts/tools Has their own meme folder Is a Level 9 Joined on the same month as you Knows the first aid officer Was involved in a merger Has a second monitor Can name all execs without Googling Attended an all- hands this month Decorated their home office Joined in the last 3 months Keeps their camera off always Wears headphones all day Can recite the company values Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Uses emojis in emails Has an office nickname Can touch- type Has shown a pet on camera Has changed departments
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Used to work in a different industry
Uses GIFs in Slack
Loves spreadsheets
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Blocks out focus time
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Mentors someone
Prefers tea over coffee
Has worked with a major client
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Has given a presentation recently
Is being mentored
Writes documentation voluntarily
Keeps a plant on their desk
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Brings a reusable water bottle
Free!
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Has more than 3 monitors
Joined during the pandemic
Has been to the office this year
Works remotely full-time
Has worked abroad
Is left-handed
Has a pet
Has a standing desk
Uses dark mode
Was in the office past 8pm
Attended a work conference
Is on-call this week
Has taken a work trip
Worked at the company 10+ years
Has done a live incident call
Has a mechanical keyboard
Hates video calls
Is a Level 10
Knows everyone's birthday
Has lost a badge before
Uses Notion religiously
Commutes more than an hour
Has more than 10 years experience
Has never been to HQ
Has worked on 10+ projects
Eats the same lunch every day
Has worked on a weekend release
Has unread Slack messages
Reads tech blogs
Leads a team
Brings baked goods to the office
Brings lunch from home every day
Knows the fire warden
Uses a trackball mouse
Has the same job title as you
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Forgets to unmute themselves
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has submitted a patent
Never checks their calendar
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Writes their own scripts/tools
Has their own meme folder
Is a Level 9
Joined on the same month as you
Knows the first aid officer
Was involved in a merger
Has a second monitor
Can name all execs without Googling
Attended an all-hands this month
Decorated their home office
Joined in the last 3 months
Keeps their camera off always
Wears headphones all day
Can recite the company values
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Uses emojis in emails
Has an office nickname
Can touch-type
Has shown a pet on camera
Has changed departments
