Knows the Wi-Fi password Has been to the office this year Keeps their camera off always Was in the office past 8pm Has memorized Jira shortcuts Mentors someone Uses GIFs in Slack Uses Notion religiously Brings a reusable water bottle Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Worked at the company 10+ years Has worked on 10+ projects Knows the first aid officer Has given a presentation recently Wears headphones all day Writes their own scripts/tools Is a Level 9 Has changed departments Uses emojis in emails Has done a live incident call Can name all execs without Googling Has more than 10 years experience Blocks out focus time Has a mechanical keyboard Writes documentation voluntarily Has worked on a weekend release Knows the fire warden Has a second monitor Has an office nickname Has shown a pet on camera Decorated their home office Has worked with a major client Used to work in a different industry Was involved in a merger Keeps a plant on their desk Has a pet Reads tech blogs Has more than 5 GitHub repos Free! Can recite the company values Uses a trackball mouse Never checks their calendar Has the same job title as you Attended a work conference Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has submitted a patent Is left- handed Has worked in more than 3 teams Uses sticky notes everywhere Leads a team Brings baked goods to the office Eats the same lunch every day Has a standing desk Has never been to HQ Hates video calls Watches training videos at 2x speed Joined in the last 3 months Has taken a work trip Forgets to unmute themselves Brings lunch from home every day Has their own meme folder Prefers tea over coffee Has more than 3 monitors Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Is being mentored Works remotely full-time Joined during the pandemic Joined on the same month as you Loves spreadsheets Has lost a badge before Can touch- type Has unread Slack messages Uses dark mode Is on- call this week Is a Level 10 Knows everyone's birthday Commutes more than an hour Attended an all- hands this month Has worked abroad Knows the Wi-Fi password Has been to the office this year Keeps their camera off always Was in the office past 8pm Has memorized Jira shortcuts Mentors someone Uses GIFs in Slack Uses Notion religiously Brings a reusable water bottle Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Worked at the company 10+ years Has worked on 10+ projects Knows the first aid officer Has given a presentation recently Wears headphones all day Writes their own scripts/tools Is a Level 9 Has changed departments Uses emojis in emails Has done a live incident call Can name all execs without Googling Has more than 10 years experience Blocks out focus time Has a mechanical keyboard Writes documentation voluntarily Has worked on a weekend release Knows the fire warden Has a second monitor Has an office nickname Has shown a pet on camera Decorated their home office Has worked with a major client Used to work in a different industry Was involved in a merger Keeps a plant on their desk Has a pet Reads tech blogs Has more than 5 GitHub repos Free! Can recite the company values Uses a trackball mouse Never checks their calendar Has the same job title as you Attended a work conference Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has submitted a patent Is left- handed Has worked in more than 3 teams Uses sticky notes everywhere Leads a team Brings baked goods to the office Eats the same lunch every day Has a standing desk Has never been to HQ Hates video calls Watches training videos at 2x speed Joined in the last 3 months Has taken a work trip Forgets to unmute themselves Brings lunch from home every day Has their own meme folder Prefers tea over coffee Has more than 3 monitors Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Is being mentored Works remotely full-time Joined during the pandemic Joined on the same month as you Loves spreadsheets Has lost a badge before Can touch- type Has unread Slack messages Uses dark mode Is on- call this week Is a Level 10 Knows everyone's birthday Commutes more than an hour Attended an all- hands this month Has worked abroad
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Knows the Wi-Fi password
Has been to the office this year
Keeps their camera off always
Was in the office past 8pm
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Mentors someone
Uses GIFs in Slack
Uses Notion religiously
Brings a reusable water bottle
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Worked at the company 10+ years
Has worked on 10+ projects
Knows the first aid officer
Has given a presentation recently
Wears headphones all day
Writes their own scripts/tools
Is a Level 9
Has changed departments
Uses emojis in emails
Has done a live incident call
Can name all execs without Googling
Has more than 10 years experience
Blocks out focus time
Has a mechanical keyboard
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has worked on a weekend release
Knows the fire warden
Has a second monitor
Has an office nickname
Has shown a pet on camera
Decorated their home office
Has worked with a major client
Used to work in a different industry
Was involved in a merger
Keeps a plant on their desk
Has a pet
Reads tech blogs
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Free!
Can recite the company values
Uses a trackball mouse
Never checks their calendar
Has the same job title as you
Attended a work conference
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has submitted a patent
Is left-handed
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Leads a team
Brings baked goods to the office
Eats the same lunch every day
Has a standing desk
Has never been to HQ
Hates video calls
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Joined in the last 3 months
Has taken a work trip
Forgets to unmute themselves
Brings lunch from home every day
Has their own meme folder
Prefers tea over coffee
Has more than 3 monitors
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Is being mentored
Works remotely full-time
Joined during the pandemic
Joined on the same month as you
Loves spreadsheets
Has lost a badge before
Can touch-type
Has unread Slack messages
Uses dark mode
Is on-call this week
Is a Level 10
Knows everyone's birthday
Commutes more than an hour
Attended an all-hands this month
Has worked abroad
