Is being mentored Joined on the same month as you Can name all execs without Googling Knows the first aid officer Watches training videos at 2x speed Has worked on 10+ projects Has a mechanical keyboard Has worked in more than 3 teams Joined in the last 3 months Has worked abroad Is left- handed Has a pet Hates video calls Mentors someone Has lost a badge before Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has more than 3 monitors Commutes more than an hour Knows everyone's birthday Has their own meme folder Has more than 5 GitHub repos Decorated their home office Forgets to unmute themselves Was involved in a merger Uses Notion religiously Has taken a work trip Has done a live incident call Uses GIFs in Slack Uses sticky notes everywhere Brings baked goods to the office Has an office nickname Keeps their camera off always Attended a work conference Worked at the company 10+ years Free! Has changed departments Has more than 10 years experience Reads tech blogs Has submitted a patent Never checks their calendar Can touch- type Prefers tea over coffee Leads a team Loves spreadsheets Blocks out focus time Wears headphones all day Is on- call this week Knows the fire warden Is a Level 10 Has given a presentation recently Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Joined during the pandemic Uses emojis in emails Uses a trackball mouse Is a Level 9 Writes their own scripts/tools Brings a reusable water bottle Brings lunch from home every day Knows the Wi-Fi password Used to work in a different industry Works remotely full-time Keeps a plant on their desk Has shown a pet on camera Eats the same lunch every day Has been to the office this year Can recite the company values Has worked with a major client Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has unread Slack messages Has worked on a weekend release Was in the office past 8pm Writes documentation voluntarily Has the same job title as you Has never been to HQ Has a standing desk Has a second monitor Attended an all- hands this month Uses dark mode Has memorized Jira shortcuts Is being mentored Joined on the same month as you Can name all execs without Googling Knows the first aid officer Watches training videos at 2x speed Has worked on 10+ projects Has a mechanical keyboard Has worked in more than 3 teams Joined in the last 3 months Has worked abroad Is left- handed Has a pet Hates video calls Mentors someone Has lost a badge before Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has more than 3 monitors Commutes more than an hour Knows everyone's birthday Has their own meme folder Has more than 5 GitHub repos Decorated their home office Forgets to unmute themselves Was involved in a merger Uses Notion religiously Has taken a work trip Has done a live incident call Uses GIFs in Slack Uses sticky notes everywhere Brings baked goods to the office Has an office nickname Keeps their camera off always Attended a work conference Worked at the company 10+ years Free! Has changed departments Has more than 10 years experience Reads tech blogs Has submitted a patent Never checks their calendar Can touch- type Prefers tea over coffee Leads a team Loves spreadsheets Blocks out focus time Wears headphones all day Is on- call this week Knows the fire warden Is a Level 10 Has given a presentation recently Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Joined during the pandemic Uses emojis in emails Uses a trackball mouse Is a Level 9 Writes their own scripts/tools Brings a reusable water bottle Brings lunch from home every day Knows the Wi-Fi password Used to work in a different industry Works remotely full-time Keeps a plant on their desk Has shown a pet on camera Eats the same lunch every day Has been to the office this year Can recite the company values Has worked with a major client Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has unread Slack messages Has worked on a weekend release Was in the office past 8pm Writes documentation voluntarily Has the same job title as you Has never been to HQ Has a standing desk Has a second monitor Attended an all- hands this month Uses dark mode Has memorized Jira shortcuts
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Is being mentored
Joined on the same month as you
Can name all execs without Googling
Knows the first aid officer
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has worked on 10+ projects
Has a mechanical keyboard
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Joined in the last 3 months
Has worked abroad
Is left-handed
Has a pet
Hates video calls
Mentors someone
Has lost a badge before
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has more than 3 monitors
Commutes more than an hour
Knows everyone's birthday
Has their own meme folder
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Decorated their home office
Forgets to unmute themselves
Was involved in a merger
Uses Notion religiously
Has taken a work trip
Has done a live incident call
Uses GIFs in Slack
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Brings baked goods to the office
Has an office nickname
Keeps their camera off always
Attended a work conference
Worked at the company 10+ years
Free!
Has changed departments
Has more than 10 years experience
Reads tech blogs
Has submitted a patent
Never checks their calendar
Can touch-type
Prefers tea over coffee
Leads a team
Loves spreadsheets
Blocks out focus time
Wears headphones all day
Is on-call this week
Knows the fire warden
Is a Level 10
Has given a presentation recently
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Joined during the pandemic
Uses emojis in emails
Uses a trackball mouse
Is a Level 9
Writes their own scripts/tools
Brings a reusable water bottle
Brings lunch from home every day
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Used to work in a different industry
Works remotely full-time
Keeps a plant on their desk
Has shown a pet on camera
Eats the same lunch every day
Has been to the office this year
Can recite the company values
Has worked with a major client
Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Has unread Slack messages
Has worked on a weekend release
Was in the office past 8pm
Writes documentation voluntarily
Has the same job title as you
Has never been to HQ
Has a standing desk
Has a second monitor
Attended an all-hands this month
Uses dark mode
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
