Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has more than 3 monitors Has changed departments Has worked with a major client Knows the fire warden Never checks their calendar Uses GIFs in Slack Loves spreadsheets Knows the first aid officer Worked at the company 10+ years Was involved in a merger Has a pet Uses emojis in emails Has their own meme folder Watches training videos at 2x speed Has shown a pet on camera Brings a reusable water bottle Has a standing desk Commutes more than an hour Has taken a work trip Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has given a presentation recently Can recite the company values Knows the Wi-Fi password Has submitted a patent Can name all execs without Googling Has worked abroad Has never been to HQ Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Joined during the pandemic Is a Level 10 Is a Level 9 Used to work in a different industry Mentors someone Writes documentation voluntarily Was in the office past 8pm Free! Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has more than 10 years experience Has lost a badge before Brings lunch from home every day Has worked on a weekend release Can touch- type Attended an all- hands this month Hates video calls Uses a trackball mouse Decorated their home office Works remotely full-time Forgets to unmute themselves Is being mentored Is left- handed Has done a live incident call Has worked in more than 3 teams Uses sticky notes everywhere Brings baked goods to the office Has an office nickname Wears headphones all day Has a mechanical keyboard Writes their own scripts/tools Is on- call this week Prefers tea over coffee Keeps a plant on their desk Uses dark mode Keeps their camera off always Eats the same lunch every day Has more than 5 GitHub repos Knows everyone's birthday Joined in the last 3 months Attended a work conference Has unread Slack messages Uses Notion religiously Blocks out focus time Has worked on 10+ projects Leads a team Reads tech blogs Joined on the same month as you Has a second monitor Has been to the office this year Has the same job title as you Knows the CEO's favorite phrase Has more than 3 monitors Has changed departments Has worked with a major client Knows the fire warden Never checks their calendar Uses GIFs in Slack Loves spreadsheets Knows the first aid officer Worked at the company 10+ years Was involved in a merger Has a pet Uses emojis in emails Has their own meme folder Watches training videos at 2x speed Has shown a pet on camera Brings a reusable water bottle Has a standing desk Commutes more than an hour Has taken a work trip Has memorized Jira shortcuts Has given a presentation recently Can recite the company values Knows the Wi-Fi password Has submitted a patent Can name all execs without Googling Has worked abroad Has never been to HQ Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything Joined during the pandemic Is a Level 10 Is a Level 9 Used to work in a different industry Mentors someone Writes documentation voluntarily Was in the office past 8pm Free! Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?) Has more than 10 years experience Has lost a badge before Brings lunch from home every day Has worked on a weekend release Can touch- type Attended an all- hands this month Hates video calls Uses a trackball mouse Decorated their home office Works remotely full-time Forgets to unmute themselves Is being mentored Is left- handed Has done a live incident call Has worked in more than 3 teams Uses sticky notes everywhere Brings baked goods to the office Has an office nickname Wears headphones all day Has a mechanical keyboard Writes their own scripts/tools Is on- call this week Prefers tea over coffee Keeps a plant on their desk Uses dark mode Keeps their camera off always Eats the same lunch every day Has more than 5 GitHub repos Knows everyone's birthday Joined in the last 3 months Attended a work conference Has unread Slack messages Uses Notion religiously Blocks out focus time Has worked on 10+ projects Leads a team Reads tech blogs Joined on the same month as you Has a second monitor Has been to the office this year Has the same job title as you
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Knows the CEO's favorite phrase
Has more than 3 monitors
Has changed departments
Has worked with a major client
Knows the fire warden
Never checks their calendar
Uses GIFs in Slack
Loves spreadsheets
Knows the first aid officer
Worked at the company 10+ years
Was involved in a merger
Has a pet
Uses emojis in emails
Has their own meme folder
Watches training videos at 2x speed
Has shown a pet on camera
Brings a reusable water bottle
Has a standing desk
Commutes more than an hour
Has taken a work trip
Has memorized Jira shortcuts
Has given a presentation recently
Can recite the company values
Knows the Wi-Fi password
Has submitted a patent
Can name all execs without Googling
Has worked abroad
Has never been to HQ
Uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
Joined during the pandemic
Is a Level 10
Is a Level 9
Used to work in a different industry
Mentors someone
Writes documentation voluntarily
Was in the office past 8pm
Free!
Still uses Internet Explorer (ironically?)
Has more than 10 years experience
Has lost a badge before
Brings lunch from home every day
Has worked on a weekend release
Can touch-type
Attended an all-hands this month
Hates video calls
Uses a trackball mouse
Decorated their home office
Works remotely full-time
Forgets to unmute themselves
Is being mentored
Is left-handed
Has done a live incident call
Has worked in more than 3 teams
Uses sticky notes everywhere
Brings baked goods to the office
Has an office nickname
Wears headphones all day
Has a mechanical keyboard
Writes their own scripts/tools
Is on-call this week
Prefers tea over coffee
Keeps a plant on their desk
Uses dark mode
Keeps their camera off always
Eats the same lunch every day
Has more than 5 GitHub repos
Knows everyone's birthday
Joined in the last 3 months
Attended a work conference
Has unread Slack messages
Uses Notion religiously
Blocks out focus time
Has worked on 10+ projects
Leads a team
Reads tech blogs
Joined on the same month as you
Has a second monitor
Has been to the office this year
Has the same job title as you
