Mostlyrecons inoneserverDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointServer wipetoPrometheusPlayrecon forone roundLose onwave 1Epilogue"Skillissue"Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Die toAPUlagEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidNobodyfocusesHermesServerwipe toTempestUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigServerwipe toDaedalusDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Confuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDie toGaia'sVitarageTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Buy aturretOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentKill acloaker withthe regularshovelDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Play scoutfor oneroundServerwipe toGaiaSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchSee alevel 25 ina proserverEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Watchyour turretdie :((engineer)"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Playmedic forone roundAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineDie onwave10Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentDiebetweenwave 4-6All wave 3bosses forwave 10Die to anengineernest turretSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!""1ranyone?"Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Diebetweenwave 1-3Complete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)See anover level200 in apro serverDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a wavePro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconYou're theonly oneleft in theserverBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Entireserverpicks oneclassEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Run outof fuel onaerorigServerwipe toTridentYou askforreservesLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Mostlyassaultsin oneserverNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresPlayassault forone roundMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Run out ofammo asany classWavemodifieron thefirst waveDiebetweenwave 7-9Die to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Subwaverush onwave 10Attritiongets votedand winsStep on alandmineat the endof a wave"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaServerwipe toSpartaMultipleplatformsperchedMostlyscouts inoneserverServerwipe toAchillesDie to aranger'sexplosionUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Get spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageBunkercamp inarchipelagoKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMultipleenemyengineernests atonceMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleMostlyspecialistsin oneserverComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthider"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Die toplatformturretsMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Serverwipe toFusilierDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Platformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)ServerclosesUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildSee alevel 1 ina normalserver"How didwe die to(boss)"Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadPlayengineerfor oneroundMastermindlobby wipeswithChassis"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupDie as thelast onealive to alandmineMostlyengineersin oneserverSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineup"How didwe die onwave ___"Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesMostlymedics inoneserverTeleporteronly forEpilogueGetsnipedmid-air bya tankSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindPlayspecialistfor oneround"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieServerwipe toHermesMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealth"Bruhhow didI die"See an overlevel 100 ina normalserverDie on awave witha specialmodifier"Revivethemedic"Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Two peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themMostlyrecons inoneserverDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointServer wipetoPrometheusPlayrecon forone roundLose onwave 1Epilogue"Skillissue"Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Die toAPUlagEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidNobodyfocusesHermesServerwipe toTempestUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigServerwipe toDaedalusDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Confuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDie toGaia'sVitarageTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Buy aturretOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentKill acloaker withthe regularshovelDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Play scoutfor oneroundServerwipe toGaiaSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchSee alevel 25 ina proserverEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Watchyour turretdie :((engineer)"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Playmedic forone roundAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineDie onwave10Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentDiebetweenwave 4-6All wave 3bosses forwave 10Die to anengineernest turretSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!""1ranyone?"Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Diebetweenwave 1-3Complete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)See anover level200 in apro serverDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a wavePro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconYou're theonly oneleft in theserverBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Entireserverpicks oneclassEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Run outof fuel onaerorigServerwipe toTridentYou askforreservesLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Mostlyassaultsin oneserverNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresPlayassault forone roundMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Run out ofammo asany classWavemodifieron thefirst waveDiebetweenwave 7-9Die to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Subwaverush onwave 10Attritiongets votedand winsStep on alandmineat the endof a wave"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaServerwipe toSpartaMultipleplatformsperchedMostlyscouts inoneserverServerwipe toAchillesDie to aranger'sexplosionUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Get spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageBunkercamp inarchipelagoKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMultipleenemyengineernests atonceMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleMostlyspecialistsin oneserverComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthider"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Die toplatformturretsMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Serverwipe toFusilierDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Platformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)ServerclosesUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildSee alevel 1 ina normalserver"How didwe die to(boss)"Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadPlayengineerfor oneroundMastermindlobby wipeswithChassis"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupDie as thelast onealive to alandmineMostlyengineersin oneserverSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineup"How didwe die onwave ___"Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesMostlymedics inoneserverTeleporteronly forEpilogueGetsnipedmid-air bya tankSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindPlayspecialistfor oneround"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieServerwipe toHermesMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealth"Bruhhow didI die"See an overlevel 100 ina normalserverDie on awave witha specialmodifier"Revivethemedic"Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Two peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof them

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mostly recons in one server
  2. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  3. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  4. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  5. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  6. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  7. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  8. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  9. Server wipe to Prometheus
  10. Play recon for one round
  11. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  12. "Skill issue"
  13. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  14. Die to APU lag
  15. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  16. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  17. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  18. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  19. Two players arguing over something stupid
  20. Nobody focuses Hermes
  21. Server wipe to Tempest
  22. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  23. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  24. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  25. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  26. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  27. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  28. Server wipe to Daedalus
  29. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  30. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  31. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  32. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  33. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  34. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  35. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  36. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  37. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  38. Buy a turret
  39. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  40. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  41. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  42. Play scout for one round
  43. Server wipe to Gaia
  44. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  45. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  46. See a level 25 in a pro server
  47. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  48. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  49. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  50. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  51. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  52. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  53. Play medic for one round
  54. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  55. Die on wave 10
  56. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  57. Die between wave 4-6
  58. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  59. Die to an engineer nest turret
  60. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  61. "1r anyone?"
  62. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  63. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  64. Die between wave 1-3
  65. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  66. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  67. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  68. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  69. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  70. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  71. You're the only one left in the server
  72. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  73. Entire server picks one class
  74. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  75. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  76. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  77. Server wipe to Trident
  78. You ask for reserves
  79. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  80. Mostly assaults in one server
  81. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  82. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  83. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  84. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  85. Play assault for one round
  86. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  87. Run out of ammo as any class
  88. Wave modifier on the first wave
  89. Die between wave 7-9
  90. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  91. Subwave rush on wave 10
  92. Attrition gets voted and wins
  93. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  94. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  95. Server wipe to Sparta
  96. Multiple platforms perched
  97. Mostly scouts in one server
  98. Server wipe to Achilles
  99. Die to a ranger's explosion
  100. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  101. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  102. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  103. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  104. Bunker camp in archipelago
  105. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  106. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  107. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  108. Mostly specialists in one server
  109. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  110. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  111. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  112. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  113. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  114. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  115. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  116. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  117. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  118. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  119. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  120. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  121. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  122. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  123. Die to platform turrets
  124. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  125. Server wipe to Fusilier
  126. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  127. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  128. Server closes
  129. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  130. See a level 1 in a normal server
  131. "How did we die to (boss)"
  132. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  133. Play engineer for one round
  134. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  135. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  136. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  137. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  138. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  139. Mostly engineers in one server
  140. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  141. "How did we die on wave ___"
  142. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  143. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  144. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  145. Mostly medics in one server
  146. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  147. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  148. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  149. Play specialist for one round
  150. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  151. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  152. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  153. Server wipe to Hermes
  154. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  155. "Bruh how did I die"
  156. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  157. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  158. "Revive the medic"
  159. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  160. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them