You're theonly oneleft in theserverEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Get spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDiebetweenwave 1-3Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Run out ofammo asany classServerwipe toTempestDie to anengineernest turretConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigServerwipe toSpartaComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)See anover level200 in apro serverDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchEntireserverpicks oneclassYou askforreservesDie toGaia'sVitarageServerwipe toHermesHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverSee alevel 25 ina proserver"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentRun outof fuel onaerorigComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Diebetweenwave 7-9MultipleplatformsperchedSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesMostlyassaultsin oneserverPlayspecialistfor oneroundServerwipe toFusilierServerwipe toGaiaBuy aturretDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Upgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Die on awave witha specialmodifierKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowGetsnipedmid-air bya tank"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedKill ashielder withthe regularshovelMultipleenemyengineernests atonceMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Wavemodifieron thefirst waveRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineer"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthServer wipetoPrometheusDiebetweenwave 4-6Mostlyengineersin oneserverSubwaverush onwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossLose onwave 1EpilogueKill acloaker withthe regularshovelPlayrecon forone roundServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMostlyscouts inoneserverStep on alandmineat the endof a waveDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Play scoutfor oneroundGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedPlaymedic forone roundMostlyspecialistsin oneserverMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Die as thelast onealive to abasic unit"Revivethemedic"EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Dies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)EveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)All wave 3bosses forwave 10"How didwe die onwave ___"See alevel 1 ina normalserverPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficulty"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesDie toAPUlag"1ranyone?"Daedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)ServerclosesBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddies"Bruhhow didI die"Mostlymedics inoneserverSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServerwipe toAchillesScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyDie toplatformturretsMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itDie onwave10Pay to getyour turretback early(any class)Playengineerfor oneroundPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Playassault forone roundEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieDie as thelast onealive to alandmineAttritiongets votedand winsDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermind"How didwe die to(boss)"UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Someonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupMostlyrecons inoneserverEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypoint"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveNobodyfocusesHermesDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisBunkercamp inarchipelagoAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Die to aranger'sexplosion"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Die as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)"Skillissue"UsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesAll wave 6bosses forwave 10No primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Serverwipe toDaedalusServerwipe toTridentTeleporteronly forEpilogueSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)You're theonly oneleft in theserverEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Get spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDiebetweenwave 1-3Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Run out ofammo asany classServerwipe toTempestDie to anengineernest turretConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigServerwipe toSpartaComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)See anover level200 in apro serverDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchEntireserverpicks oneclassYou askforreservesDie toGaia'sVitarageServerwipe toHermesHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverSee alevel 25 ina proserver"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentRun outof fuel onaerorigComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Diebetweenwave 7-9MultipleplatformsperchedSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesMostlyassaultsin oneserverPlayspecialistfor oneroundServerwipe toFusilierServerwipe toGaiaBuy aturretDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Upgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Die on awave witha specialmodifierKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowGetsnipedmid-air bya tank"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedKill ashielder withthe regularshovelMultipleenemyengineernests atonceMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Wavemodifieron thefirst waveRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineer"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthServer wipetoPrometheusDiebetweenwave 4-6Mostlyengineersin oneserverSubwaverush onwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossLose onwave 1EpilogueKill acloaker withthe regularshovelPlayrecon forone roundServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMostlyscouts inoneserverStep on alandmineat the endof a waveDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Play scoutfor oneroundGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedPlaymedic forone roundMostlyspecialistsin oneserverMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Die as thelast onealive to abasic unit"Revivethemedic"EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Dies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)EveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)All wave 3bosses forwave 10"How didwe die onwave ___"See alevel 1 ina normalserverPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficulty"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesDie toAPUlag"1ranyone?"Daedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)ServerclosesBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddies"Bruhhow didI die"Mostlymedics inoneserverSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServerwipe toAchillesScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyDie toplatformturretsMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itDie onwave10Pay to getyour turretback early(any class)Playengineerfor oneroundPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Playassault forone roundEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieDie as thelast onealive to alandmineAttritiongets votedand winsDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermind"How didwe die to(boss)"UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Someonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupMostlyrecons inoneserverEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypoint"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveNobodyfocusesHermesDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisBunkercamp inarchipelagoAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Die to aranger'sexplosion"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Die as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)"Skillissue"UsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesAll wave 6bosses forwave 10No primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Serverwipe toDaedalusServerwipe toTridentTeleporteronly forEpilogueSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're the only one left in the server
  2. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  3. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  4. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  5. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  6. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  7. Die between wave 1-3
  8. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  9. Run out of ammo as any class
  10. Server wipe to Tempest
  11. Die to an engineer nest turret
  12. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  13. Two players arguing over something stupid
  14. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  15. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  16. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  17. Server wipe to Sparta
  18. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  19. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  20. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  21. Entire server picks one class
  22. You ask for reserves
  23. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  24. Server wipe to Hermes
  25. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  26. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  27. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  28. See a level 25 in a pro server
  29. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  30. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  31. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  32. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  33. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  34. Die between wave 7-9
  35. Multiple platforms perched
  36. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  37. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  38. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  39. Mostly assaults in one server
  40. Play specialist for one round
  41. Server wipe to Fusilier
  42. Server wipe to Gaia
  43. Buy a turret
  44. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  45. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  46. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  47. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  48. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  49. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  50. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  51. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  52. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  53. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  54. Wave modifier on the first wave
  55. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  56. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  57. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  58. Server wipe to Prometheus
  59. Die between wave 4-6
  60. Mostly engineers in one server
  61. Subwave rush on wave 10
  62. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  63. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  64. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  65. Play recon for one round
  66. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  67. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  68. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  69. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  70. Mostly scouts in one server
  71. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  72. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  73. Play scout for one round
  74. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  75. Play medic for one round
  76. Mostly specialists in one server
  77. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  78. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  79. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  80. "Revive the medic"
  81. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  82. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  83. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  84. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  85. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  86. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  87. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  88. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  89. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  90. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  91. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  92. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  93. "How did we die on wave ___"
  94. See a level 1 in a normal server
  95. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  96. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  97. Die to APU lag
  98. "1r anyone?"
  99. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  100. Server closes
  101. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  102. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  103. "Bruh how did I die"
  104. Mostly medics in one server
  105. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  106. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  107. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  108. Server wipe to Achilles
  109. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  110. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  111. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  112. Die to platform turrets
  113. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  114. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  115. Die on wave 10
  116. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  117. Play engineer for one round
  118. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  119. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  120. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  121. Play assault for one round
  122. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  123. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  124. Attrition gets voted and wins
  125. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  126. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  127. "How did we die to (boss)"
  128. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  129. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  130. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  131. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  132. Mostly recons in one server
  133. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  134. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  135. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  136. Nobody focuses Hermes
  137. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  138. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  139. Bunker camp in archipelago
  140. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  141. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  142. Die to a ranger's explosion
  143. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  144. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  145. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  146. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  147. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  148. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  149. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  150. "Skill issue"
  151. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  152. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  153. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  154. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  155. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  156. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  157. Server wipe to Daedalus
  158. Server wipe to Trident
  159. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  160. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)