Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyDie to anengineernest turretTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupSee anover level200 in apro serverServerwipe toTempestSee alevel 25 ina proserverYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Die as thelast onealive to alandminePlayspecialistfor oneroundPlayrecon forone roundDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediately"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaServer wipetoPrometheusMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Diebetweenwave 7-9Getsnipedmid-air bya tankNobodyfocusesHermesGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderAttritiongets votedand winsEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Mostlyengineersin oneserverSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Play scoutfor oneroundMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a result"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesSee alevel 1 ina normalserverAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedPlaymedic forone roundServerwipe toFusilierSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throw"How didwe die onwave ___"Die onwave10Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Die toAPUlagMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverMostlymedics inoneserverPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddies"Skillissue"Bunkercamp inarchipelago"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupid"1ranyone?"UsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyServerwipe toGaiaMultipleplatformsperchedDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Serverwipe toHermesDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Kill acloaker withthe regularshovelLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesRun outof fuel onaerorigBuy aturretPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Mostlyrecons inoneserverConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youWavemodifieron thefirst waveDie toplatformturretsAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineDiebetweenwave 4-6EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveSubwaverush onwave 10Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconDiebetweenwave 1-3Mostlyassaultsin oneserver"How didwe die to(boss)""Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMostlyspecialistsin oneserverRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerRun out ofammo asany classNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Dies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Playengineerfor oneround"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Die to aranger'sexplosionAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupDie on awave witha specialmodifierDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundServerwipe toTridentPlayassault forone roundServerclosesStep on alandmineat the endof a waveMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossServerwipe toDaedalusMultipleenemyengineernests atonceServerwipe toSpartaUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Lose onwave 1Epilogue"Bruhhow didI die"You askforreservesSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itDie toGaia'sVitarageDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Mastermindlobby wipeswith aerorig"Revivethemedic"Entireserverpicks oneclassYou're theonly oneleft in theserverEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Complete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisTeleporteronly forEpilogueNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultySomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindServerwipe toAchillesMostlyscouts inoneserverBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Specialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyDie to anengineernest turretTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupSee anover level200 in apro serverServerwipe toTempestSee alevel 25 ina proserverYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Die as thelast onealive to alandminePlayspecialistfor oneroundPlayrecon forone roundDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediately"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaServer wipetoPrometheusMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Diebetweenwave 7-9Getsnipedmid-air bya tankNobodyfocusesHermesGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderAttritiongets votedand winsEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Mostlyengineersin oneserverSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Play scoutfor oneroundMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a result"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesSee alevel 1 ina normalserverAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedPlaymedic forone roundServerwipe toFusilierSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throw"How didwe die onwave ___"Die onwave10Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Die toAPUlagMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverMostlymedics inoneserverPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddies"Skillissue"Bunkercamp inarchipelago"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupid"1ranyone?"UsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyServerwipe toGaiaMultipleplatformsperchedDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Serverwipe toHermesDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Kill acloaker withthe regularshovelLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesRun outof fuel onaerorigBuy aturretPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Mostlyrecons inoneserverConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youWavemodifieron thefirst waveDie toplatformturretsAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineDiebetweenwave 4-6EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveSubwaverush onwave 10Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconDiebetweenwave 1-3Mostlyassaultsin oneserver"How didwe die to(boss)""Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMostlyspecialistsin oneserverRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerRun out ofammo asany classNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Dies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Playengineerfor oneround"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Die to aranger'sexplosionAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupDie on awave witha specialmodifierDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundServerwipe toTridentPlayassault forone roundServerclosesStep on alandmineat the endof a waveMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossServerwipe toDaedalusMultipleenemyengineernests atonceServerwipe toSpartaUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Lose onwave 1Epilogue"Bruhhow didI die"You askforreservesSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itDie toGaia'sVitarageDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Mastermindlobby wipeswith aerorig"Revivethemedic"Entireserverpicks oneclassYou're theonly oneleft in theserverEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Complete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisTeleporteronly forEpilogueNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultySomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindServerwipe toAchillesMostlyscouts inoneserverBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Specialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewall

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  2. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  3. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  4. Die to an engineer nest turret
  5. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  6. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  7. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  8. Server wipe to Tempest
  9. See a level 25 in a pro server
  10. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  11. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  12. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  13. Play specialist for one round
  14. Play recon for one round
  15. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  16. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  17. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  18. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  19. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  20. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  21. Server wipe to Prometheus
  22. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  23. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  24. Die between wave 7-9
  25. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  26. Nobody focuses Hermes
  27. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  28. Attrition gets voted and wins
  29. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  30. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  31. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  32. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  33. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  34. Mostly engineers in one server
  35. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  36. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  37. Play scout for one round
  38. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  39. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  40. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  41. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  42. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  43. See a level 1 in a normal server
  44. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  45. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  46. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  47. Play medic for one round
  48. Server wipe to Fusilier
  49. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  50. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  51. "How did we die on wave ___"
  52. Die on wave 10
  53. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  54. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  55. Die to APU lag
  56. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  57. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  58. Mostly medics in one server
  59. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  60. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  61. "Skill issue"
  62. Bunker camp in archipelago
  63. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  64. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  65. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  66. Two players arguing over something stupid
  67. "1r anyone?"
  68. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  69. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  70. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  71. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  72. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  73. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  74. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  75. Server wipe to Gaia
  76. Multiple platforms perched
  77. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  78. Server wipe to Hermes
  79. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  80. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  81. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  82. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  83. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  84. Buy a turret
  85. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  86. Mostly recons in one server
  87. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  88. Wave modifier on the first wave
  89. Die to platform turrets
  90. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  91. Die between wave 4-6
  92. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  93. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  94. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  95. Subwave rush on wave 10
  96. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  97. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  98. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  99. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  100. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  101. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  102. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  103. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  104. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  105. Die between wave 1-3
  106. Mostly assaults in one server
  107. "How did we die to (boss)"
  108. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  109. Mostly specialists in one server
  110. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  111. Run out of ammo as any class
  112. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  113. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  114. Play engineer for one round
  115. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  116. Die to a ranger's explosion
  117. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  118. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  119. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  120. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  121. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  122. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  123. Server wipe to Trident
  124. Play assault for one round
  125. Server closes
  126. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  127. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  128. Server wipe to Daedalus
  129. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  130. Server wipe to Sparta
  131. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  132. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  133. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  134. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  135. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  136. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  137. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  138. "Bruh how did I die"
  139. You ask for reserves
  140. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  141. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  142. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  143. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  144. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  145. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  146. "Revive the medic"
  147. Entire server picks one class
  148. You're the only one left in the server
  149. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  150. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  151. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  152. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  153. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  154. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  155. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  156. Server wipe to Achilles
  157. Mostly scouts in one server
  158. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  159. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  160. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall