Mastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Getsnipedmid-air bya tankBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Someonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceRun outof fuel onaerorigTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidNobodyfocusesHermesGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Specialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageMostlymedics inoneserverPlayassault forone roundAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundTeleporteronly forEpilogueUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itStep on alandmineat the endof a waveGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and over"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadServerwipe toGaiaMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelDie toplatformturretsWavemodifieron thefirst waveToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindLose onwave 1EpilogueYou're theonly oneleft in theserverMostlyengineersin oneserverSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddies"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveSee alevel 1 ina normalserverTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themPlayengineerfor oneroundDiebetweenwave 7-9Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyKill acloaker withthe regularshovel"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Watchyour turretdie :((engineer)Serverwipe toHermesDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Die toGaia'sVitarageConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing you"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Someonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youServerwipe toSparta"Bruhhow didI die"Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Someonespampinging"Revive Me!"Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Play scoutfor oneroundNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Die as thelast onealive to abasic unitPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Run out ofammo asany classEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesMostlyscouts inoneserverNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Server wipetoPrometheusDie to anengineernest turretComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Playspecialistfor oneroundDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)All wave 3bosses forwave 10"How didwe die onwave ___"UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildServerwipe toAchillesMultipleplatformsperchedAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Die as thelast onealive to alandmineEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyPlayrecon forone roundDie on awave witha specialmodifierAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 1-3Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Dies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)"Skillissue"Serverwipe toTempestEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyServerwipe toDaedalusDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Die toAPUlagBuy aturretDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretMostlyspecialistsin oneserverGetmutilated byspecial waveor Ares"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaMostlyrecons inoneserverDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieMostlyassaultsin oneserver"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentioned"1ranyone?""Revivethemedic""How didwe die to(boss)"Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentEntireserverpicks oneclassBunkercamp inarchipelagoDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itSee alevel 25 ina proserverEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesSubwaverush onwave 10Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleServerwipe toTridentEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconSee anover level200 in apro serverMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)EveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesAttritiongets votedand winsMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyYou askforreservesMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconDie onwave10Playmedic forone roundDiebetweenwave 4-6Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossServerclosesTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDie to aranger'sexplosionServerwipe toFusilierMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Getsnipedmid-air bya tankBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Someonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceRun outof fuel onaerorigTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidNobodyfocusesHermesGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Specialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageMostlymedics inoneserverPlayassault forone roundAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundTeleporteronly forEpilogueUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itStep on alandmineat the endof a waveGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and over"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadServerwipe toGaiaMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelDie toplatformturretsWavemodifieron thefirst waveToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindLose onwave 1EpilogueYou're theonly oneleft in theserverMostlyengineersin oneserverSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddies"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveSee alevel 1 ina normalserverTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themPlayengineerfor oneroundDiebetweenwave 7-9Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyKill acloaker withthe regularshovel"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Watchyour turretdie :((engineer)Serverwipe toHermesDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Die toGaia'sVitarageConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing you"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Someonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youServerwipe toSparta"Bruhhow didI die"Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Someonespampinging"Revive Me!"Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Play scoutfor oneroundNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Die as thelast onealive to abasic unitPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Run out ofammo asany classEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesMostlyscouts inoneserverNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Server wipetoPrometheusDie to anengineernest turretComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Playspecialistfor oneroundDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)All wave 3bosses forwave 10"How didwe die onwave ___"UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildServerwipe toAchillesMultipleplatformsperchedAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Die as thelast onealive to alandmineEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyPlayrecon forone roundDie on awave witha specialmodifierAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 1-3Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Dies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)"Skillissue"Serverwipe toTempestEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyServerwipe toDaedalusDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Die toAPUlagBuy aturretDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretMostlyspecialistsin oneserverGetmutilated byspecial waveor Ares"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaMostlyrecons inoneserverDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieMostlyassaultsin oneserver"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentioned"1ranyone?""Revivethemedic""How didwe die to(boss)"Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentEntireserverpicks oneclassBunkercamp inarchipelagoDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itSee alevel 25 ina proserverEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesSubwaverush onwave 10Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleServerwipe toTridentEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconSee anover level200 in apro serverMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)EveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesAttritiongets votedand winsMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyYou askforreservesMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconDie onwave10Playmedic forone roundDiebetweenwave 4-6Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossServerclosesTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDie to aranger'sexplosionServerwipe toFusilier

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  2. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  3. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  4. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  5. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  6. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  7. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  8. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  9. Two players arguing over something stupid
  10. Nobody focuses Hermes
  11. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  12. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  13. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  14. Mostly medics in one server
  15. Play assault for one round
  16. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  17. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  18. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  19. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  20. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  21. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  22. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  23. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  24. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  25. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  26. Server wipe to Gaia
  27. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  28. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  29. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  30. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  31. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  32. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  33. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  34. Die to platform turrets
  35. Wave modifier on the first wave
  36. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  37. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  38. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  39. You're the only one left in the server
  40. Mostly engineers in one server
  41. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  42. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  43. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  44. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  45. See a level 1 in a normal server
  46. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  47. Play engineer for one round
  48. Die between wave 7-9
  49. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  50. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  51. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  52. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  53. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  54. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  55. Server wipe to Hermes
  56. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  57. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  58. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  59. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  60. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  61. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  62. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  63. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  64. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  65. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  66. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  67. Server wipe to Sparta
  68. "Bruh how did I die"
  69. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  70. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  71. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  72. Play scout for one round
  73. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  74. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  75. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  76. Run out of ammo as any class
  77. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  78. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  79. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  80. Mostly scouts in one server
  81. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  82. Server wipe to Prometheus
  83. Die to an engineer nest turret
  84. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  85. Play specialist for one round
  86. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  87. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  88. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  89. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  90. "How did we die on wave ___"
  91. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  92. Server wipe to Achilles
  93. Multiple platforms perched
  94. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  95. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  96. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  97. Play recon for one round
  98. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  99. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  100. Die between wave 1-3
  101. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  102. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  103. "Skill issue"
  104. Server wipe to Tempest
  105. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  106. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  107. Server wipe to Daedalus
  108. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  109. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  110. Die to APU lag
  111. Buy a turret
  112. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  113. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  114. Mostly specialists in one server
  115. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  116. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  117. Mostly recons in one server
  118. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  119. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  120. Mostly assaults in one server
  121. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  122. "1r anyone?"
  123. "Revive the medic"
  124. "How did we die to (boss)"
  125. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  126. Entire server picks one class
  127. Bunker camp in archipelago
  128. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  129. See a level 25 in a pro server
  130. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  131. Subwave rush on wave 10
  132. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  133. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  134. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  135. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  136. Server wipe to Trident
  137. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  138. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  139. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  140. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  141. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  142. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  143. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  144. Attrition gets voted and wins
  145. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  146. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  147. You ask for reserves
  148. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  149. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  150. Die on wave 10
  151. Play medic for one round
  152. Die between wave 4-6
  153. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  154. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  155. Server closes
  156. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  157. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  158. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  159. Die to a ranger's explosion
  160. Server wipe to Fusilier