Die on awave witha specialmodifierEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidBunkercamp inarchipelagoLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Die as thelast onealive to alandmineBuy aturretYou're theonly oneleft in theserverDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Don't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itRun out ofammo asany classAll wave 9bosses forwave 10EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand dies"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisPlayassault forone roundMultipleplatformsperchedServerwipe toAchillesDie to aranger'sexplosionConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Two peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServerwipe toGaiaPlay scoutfor oneroundDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Mastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)"Skillissue"Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Someonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitWavemodifieron thefirst waveMostlyscouts inoneserverServerwipe toFusilierDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediately"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesLose onwave 1EpilogueEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesGetsnipedmid-air bya tank"Bruhhow didI die"Complete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toTridentPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesPlayengineerfor oneround"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveRun outof fuel onaerorigSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3Epilogue"How didwe die onwave ___""WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaKill ashielder withthe regularshovelEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieMostlyspecialistsin oneserverConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itDie toplatformturretsPlayrecon forone roundMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossNobodyfocusesHermesMostlyrecons inoneserverDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)"Revivethemedic"Die onwave10All wave 3bosses forwave 10Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupServerwipe toDaedalusAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineDie to anengineernest turretSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineup"1ranyone?"Step on alandmineat the endof a waveSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Die toAPUlagDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifle"How didwe die to(boss)"Specialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Entireserverpicks oneclassPlayspecialistfor oneroundPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)UsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itYou askforreservesPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Playmedic forone roundNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)EveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelySubwaverush onwave 10Mostlyengineersin oneserverEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesSee alevel 1 ina normalserverKill acloaker withthe regularshovelServerwipe toHermesSee anover level200 in apro serverServerclosesUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)See alevel 25 ina proserver"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Die toGaia'sVitarageBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10NormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyAttritiongets votedand winsTeleporteronly forEpilogueServerwipe toTempestMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Diebetweenwave 4-6Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMostlyassaultsin oneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Diebetweenwave 7-9Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturret"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedServerwipe toSpartaComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Server wipetoPrometheusDiebetweenwave 1-3Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Mostlymedics inoneserverUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveDie on awave witha specialmodifierEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidBunkercamp inarchipelagoLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Die as thelast onealive to alandmineBuy aturretYou're theonly oneleft in theserverDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Don't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itRun out ofammo asany classAll wave 9bosses forwave 10EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand dies"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisPlayassault forone roundMultipleplatformsperchedServerwipe toAchillesDie to aranger'sexplosionConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Two peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServerwipe toGaiaPlay scoutfor oneroundDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Mastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)"Skillissue"Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Someonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitWavemodifieron thefirst waveMostlyscouts inoneserverServerwipe toFusilierDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediately"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesLose onwave 1EpilogueEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesGetsnipedmid-air bya tank"Bruhhow didI die"Complete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toTridentPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesPlayengineerfor oneround"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveRun outof fuel onaerorigSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3Epilogue"How didwe die onwave ___""WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaKill ashielder withthe regularshovelEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieMostlyspecialistsin oneserverConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itDie toplatformturretsPlayrecon forone roundMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossNobodyfocusesHermesMostlyrecons inoneserverDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)"Revivethemedic"Die onwave10All wave 3bosses forwave 10Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupServerwipe toDaedalusAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineDie to anengineernest turretSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineup"1ranyone?"Step on alandmineat the endof a waveSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Die toAPUlagDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifle"How didwe die to(boss)"Specialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Entireserverpicks oneclassPlayspecialistfor oneroundPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)UsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itYou askforreservesPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Playmedic forone roundNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)EveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelySubwaverush onwave 10Mostlyengineersin oneserverEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesSee alevel 1 ina normalserverKill acloaker withthe regularshovelServerwipe toHermesSee anover level200 in apro serverServerclosesUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)See alevel 25 ina proserver"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Die toGaia'sVitarageBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10NormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyAttritiongets votedand winsTeleporteronly forEpilogueServerwipe toTempestMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Diebetweenwave 4-6Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMostlyassaultsin oneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Diebetweenwave 7-9Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturret"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedServerwipe toSpartaComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Server wipetoPrometheusDiebetweenwave 1-3Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Mostlymedics inoneserverUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone alive

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  2. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  3. Two players arguing over something stupid
  4. Bunker camp in archipelago
  5. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  6. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  7. Buy a turret
  8. You're the only one left in the server
  9. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  10. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  11. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  12. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  13. Run out of ammo as any class
  14. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  15. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  16. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  17. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  18. Play assault for one round
  19. Multiple platforms perched
  20. Server wipe to Achilles
  21. Die to a ranger's explosion
  22. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  23. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  24. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  25. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  26. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  27. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  28. Server wipe to Gaia
  29. Play scout for one round
  30. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  31. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  32. "Skill issue"
  33. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  34. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  35. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  36. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  37. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  38. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  39. Wave modifier on the first wave
  40. Mostly scouts in one server
  41. Server wipe to Fusilier
  42. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  43. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  44. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  45. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  46. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  47. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  48. "Bruh how did I die"
  49. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  50. Server wipe to Trident
  51. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  52. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  53. Play engineer for one round
  54. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  55. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  56. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  57. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  58. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  59. "How did we die on wave ___"
  60. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  61. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  62. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  63. Mostly specialists in one server
  64. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  65. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  66. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  67. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  68. Die to platform turrets
  69. Play recon for one round
  70. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  71. Nobody focuses Hermes
  72. Mostly recons in one server
  73. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  74. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  75. "Revive the medic"
  76. Die on wave 10
  77. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  78. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  79. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  80. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  81. Server wipe to Daedalus
  82. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  83. Die to an engineer nest turret
  84. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  85. "1r anyone?"
  86. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  87. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  88. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  89. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  90. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  91. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  92. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  93. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  94. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  95. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  96. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  97. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  98. Die to APU lag
  99. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  100. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  101. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  102. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  103. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  104. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  105. "How did we die to (boss)"
  106. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  107. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  108. Entire server picks one class
  109. Play specialist for one round
  110. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  111. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  112. You ask for reserves
  113. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  114. Play medic for one round
  115. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  116. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  117. Subwave rush on wave 10
  118. Mostly engineers in one server
  119. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  120. See a level 1 in a normal server
  121. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  122. Server wipe to Hermes
  123. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  124. Server closes
  125. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  126. See a level 25 in a pro server
  127. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  128. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  129. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  130. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  131. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  132. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  133. Attrition gets voted and wins
  134. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  135. Server wipe to Tempest
  136. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  137. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  138. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  139. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  140. Die between wave 4-6
  141. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  142. Mostly assaults in one server
  143. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  144. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  145. Die between wave 7-9
  146. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  147. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  148. Server wipe to Sparta
  149. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  150. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  151. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  152. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  153. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  154. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  155. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  156. Server wipe to Prometheus
  157. Die between wave 1-3
  158. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  159. Mostly medics in one server
  160. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive