Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowBuy aturretBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revived"Skillissue"Mostlyassaultsin oneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas recon"How didwe die onwave ___"You're theonly oneleft in theserverDie to anengineernest turretLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointRun outof fuel onaerorigEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDie on awave witha specialmodifierDie onwave10"Revivethemedic"Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconMultipleplatformsperched"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Diebetweenwave 7-9Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidMostlymedics inoneserver"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedServerwipe toAchillesDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Wavemodifieron thefirst wavePlayrecon forone roundDie toAPUlagServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)EveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itDie toGaia'sVitaragePay to getyour turretback early(any class)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Toxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossServerwipe toTempestDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)See an overlevel 100 ina normalserverPlayspecialistfor oneroundNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Serverwipe toHermesNobodyfocusesHermesRun out ofammo asany classRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServerwipe toDaedalusUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone alivePro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)ServerclosesEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesSee alevel 1 ina normalserverSubwaverush onwave 10Serverwipe toTridentDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)See alevel 25 ina proserverTeleporteronly forEpilogueSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDie to aranger'sexplosionSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Mastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveLose onwave 1Epilogue"How didwe die to(boss)"Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Someonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchMostlyscouts inoneserverEntireserverpicks oneclassSee anover level200 in apro server"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Mostlyengineersin oneserverAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesServerwipe toGaiaSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itPlayengineerfor oneroundKill acloaker withthe regularshovelMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretYou askforreservesNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyGetsnipedmid-air bya tankDiebetweenwave 1-3Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Server wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 boss"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesPlayassault forone roundDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueServerwipe toFusilierServerwipe toSparta"Bruhhow didI die"Die toplatformturretsAttritiongets votedand winsStep on alandmineat the endof a waveWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Confuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Playmedic forone round"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Bunkercamp inarchipelagoDie as thelast onealive to alandmineDiebetweenwave 4-6No primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesMostlyrecons inoneserver"1ranyone?"Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallPlay scoutfor oneroundMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Don't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throw"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaServer wipetoPrometheusMostlyspecialistsin oneserverGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowBuy aturretBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revived"Skillissue"Mostlyassaultsin oneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas recon"How didwe die onwave ___"You're theonly oneleft in theserverDie to anengineernest turretLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointRun outof fuel onaerorigEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDie on awave witha specialmodifierDie onwave10"Revivethemedic"Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconMultipleplatformsperched"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Diebetweenwave 7-9Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidMostlymedics inoneserver"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedServerwipe toAchillesDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Wavemodifieron thefirst wavePlayrecon forone roundDie toAPUlagServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)EveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itDie toGaia'sVitaragePay to getyour turretback early(any class)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Toxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossServerwipe toTempestDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)See an overlevel 100 ina normalserverPlayspecialistfor oneroundNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Serverwipe toHermesNobodyfocusesHermesRun out ofammo asany classRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServerwipe toDaedalusUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone alivePro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)ServerclosesEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesSee alevel 1 ina normalserverSubwaverush onwave 10Serverwipe toTridentDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)See alevel 25 ina proserverTeleporteronly forEpilogueSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDie to aranger'sexplosionSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Mastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveLose onwave 1Epilogue"How didwe die to(boss)"Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Someonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchMostlyscouts inoneserverEntireserverpicks oneclassSee anover level200 in apro server"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Mostlyengineersin oneserverAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesServerwipe toGaiaSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itPlayengineerfor oneroundKill acloaker withthe regularshovelMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretYou askforreservesNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyGetsnipedmid-air bya tankDiebetweenwave 1-3Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Server wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 boss"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesPlayassault forone roundDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueServerwipe toFusilierServerwipe toSparta"Bruhhow didI die"Die toplatformturretsAttritiongets votedand winsStep on alandmineat the endof a waveWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Confuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Playmedic forone round"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Bunkercamp inarchipelagoDie as thelast onealive to alandmineDiebetweenwave 4-6No primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesMostlyrecons inoneserver"1ranyone?"Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallPlay scoutfor oneroundMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Don't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throw"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaServer wipetoPrometheusMostlyspecialistsin oneserverGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  2. Buy a turret
  3. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  4. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  5. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  6. "Skill issue"
  7. Mostly assaults in one server
  8. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  9. "How did we die on wave ___"
  10. You're the only one left in the server
  11. Die to an engineer nest turret
  12. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  13. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  14. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  15. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  16. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  17. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  18. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  19. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  20. Die on wave 10
  21. "Revive the medic"
  22. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  23. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  24. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  25. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  26. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  27. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  28. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  29. Multiple platforms perched
  30. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  31. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  32. Die between wave 7-9
  33. Two players arguing over something stupid
  34. Mostly medics in one server
  35. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  36. Server wipe to Achilles
  37. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  38. Wave modifier on the first wave
  39. Play recon for one round
  40. Die to APU lag
  41. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  42. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  43. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  44. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  45. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  46. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  47. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  48. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  49. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  50. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  51. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  52. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  53. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  54. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  55. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  56. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  57. Server wipe to Tempest
  58. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  59. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  60. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  61. Play specialist for one round
  62. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  63. Server wipe to Hermes
  64. Nobody focuses Hermes
  65. Run out of ammo as any class
  66. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  67. Server wipe to Daedalus
  68. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  69. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  70. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  71. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  72. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  73. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  74. Server closes
  75. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  76. See a level 1 in a normal server
  77. Subwave rush on wave 10
  78. Server wipe to Trident
  79. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  80. See a level 25 in a pro server
  81. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  82. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  83. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  84. Die to a ranger's explosion
  85. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  86. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  87. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  88. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  89. "How did we die to (boss)"
  90. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  91. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  92. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  93. Mostly scouts in one server
  94. Entire server picks one class
  95. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  96. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  97. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  98. Mostly engineers in one server
  99. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  100. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  101. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  102. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  103. Server wipe to Gaia
  104. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  105. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  106. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  107. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  108. Play engineer for one round
  109. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  110. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  111. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  112. You ask for reserves
  113. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  114. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  115. Die between wave 1-3
  116. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  117. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  118. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  119. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  120. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  121. Play assault for one round
  122. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  123. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  124. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  125. Server wipe to Fusilier
  126. Server wipe to Sparta
  127. "Bruh how did I die"
  128. Die to platform turrets
  129. Attrition gets voted and wins
  130. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  131. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  132. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  133. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  134. Play medic for one round
  135. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  136. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  137. Bunker camp in archipelago
  138. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  139. Die between wave 4-6
  140. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  141. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  142. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  143. Mostly recons in one server
  144. "1r anyone?"
  145. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  146. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  147. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  148. Play scout for one round
  149. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  150. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  151. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  152. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  153. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  154. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  155. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  156. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  157. Server wipe to Prometheus
  158. Mostly specialists in one server
  159. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  160. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)