Mostlyspecialistsin oneserverSee alevel 25 ina proserverServerwipe toHermesDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconPlaymedic forone roundPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultySomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageServerwipe toSpartaNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revived"Bruhhow didI die"Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Diebetweenwave 4-6Playassault forone roundPlayrecon forone roundYou askforreservesKill acloaker withthe regularshovelMultipleenemyengineernests atonceEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddies"Skillissue"Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediately"How didwe die onwave ___"Attritiongets votedand winsPlayspecialistfor oneroundKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrow"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Buy aturretRun outof fuel onaerorigMultipleplatformsperchedAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Serverwipe toTempestPlay scoutfor oneroundDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconServerwipe toFusilierDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing you"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedYou're theonly oneleft in theserverDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidDie toGaia'sVitarageMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossMostlyrecons inoneserverUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itNobodyfocusesHermesSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Die toplatformturretsAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossMostlymedics inoneserverDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a result"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)ServerclosesPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Don't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)EveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyMostlyassaultsin oneserverStep on alandmineat the endof a waveSubwaverush onwave 10Achilles getsbrought uponto highgroundDie onwave10See an overlevel 100 ina normalserverServerwipe toAchillesDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)See alevel 1 ina normalserverSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDie on awave witha specialmodifierSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindDiebetweenwave 1-3See anover level200 in apro serverBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentWavemodifieron thefirst waveWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelDie as thelast onealive to alandmineServer wipetoPrometheusLose onwave 1EpilogueDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Die as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveMostlyscouts inoneserverSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupDie to aranger'sexplosionMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossDie to anengineernest turret"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedTeleporteronly forEpilogueGetsnipedmid-air bya tankDie toAPUlagServerwipe toDaedalusToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewall"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Someonespampinging"Revive Me!"Everyone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto die"1ranyone?"Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Serverwipe toGaiaDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Run out ofammo asany classUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)All wave 3bosses forwave 10Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesEntireserverpicks oneclassDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Playengineerfor oneroundEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)"How didwe die to(boss)"Mostlyengineersin oneserverEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddies"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Bunkercamp inarchipelago"Revivethemedic"Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Mastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildDiebetweenwave 7-9Serverwipe toTridentMostlyspecialistsin oneserverSee alevel 25 ina proserverServerwipe toHermesDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconPlaymedic forone roundPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultySomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageServerwipe toSpartaNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revived"Bruhhow didI die"Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Diebetweenwave 4-6Playassault forone roundPlayrecon forone roundYou askforreservesKill acloaker withthe regularshovelMultipleenemyengineernests atonceEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddies"Skillissue"Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediately"How didwe die onwave ___"Attritiongets votedand winsPlayspecialistfor oneroundKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrow"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Buy aturretRun outof fuel onaerorigMultipleplatformsperchedAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Serverwipe toTempestPlay scoutfor oneroundDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconServerwipe toFusilierDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing you"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedYou're theonly oneleft in theserverDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidDie toGaia'sVitarageMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossMostlyrecons inoneserverUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itNobodyfocusesHermesSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Die toplatformturretsAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossMostlymedics inoneserverDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a result"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)ServerclosesPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Don't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)EveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyMostlyassaultsin oneserverStep on alandmineat the endof a waveSubwaverush onwave 10Achilles getsbrought uponto highgroundDie onwave10See an overlevel 100 ina normalserverServerwipe toAchillesDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)See alevel 1 ina normalserverSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDie on awave witha specialmodifierSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindDiebetweenwave 1-3See anover level200 in apro serverBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentWavemodifieron thefirst waveWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelDie as thelast onealive to alandmineServer wipetoPrometheusLose onwave 1EpilogueDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Die as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveMostlyscouts inoneserverSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupDie to aranger'sexplosionMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossDie to anengineernest turret"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedTeleporteronly forEpilogueGetsnipedmid-air bya tankDie toAPUlagServerwipe toDaedalusToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewall"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Someonespampinging"Revive Me!"Everyone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto die"1ranyone?"Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Serverwipe toGaiaDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Run out ofammo asany classUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)All wave 3bosses forwave 10Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesEntireserverpicks oneclassDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Playengineerfor oneroundEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)"How didwe die to(boss)"Mostlyengineersin oneserverEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddies"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Bunkercamp inarchipelago"Revivethemedic"Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Mastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildDiebetweenwave 7-9Serverwipe toTrident

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mostly specialists in one server
  2. See a level 25 in a pro server
  3. Server wipe to Hermes
  4. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  5. Play medic for one round
  6. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  7. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  8. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  9. Server wipe to Sparta
  10. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  11. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  12. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  13. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  14. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  15. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  16. "Bruh how did I die"
  17. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  18. Die between wave 4-6
  19. Play assault for one round
  20. Play recon for one round
  21. You ask for reserves
  22. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  23. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  24. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  25. "Skill issue"
  26. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  27. "How did we die on wave ___"
  28. Attrition gets voted and wins
  29. Play specialist for one round
  30. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  31. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  32. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  33. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  34. Buy a turret
  35. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  36. Multiple platforms perched
  37. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  38. Server wipe to Tempest
  39. Play scout for one round
  40. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  41. Server wipe to Fusilier
  42. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  43. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  44. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  45. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  46. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  47. You're the only one left in the server
  48. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  49. Two players arguing over something stupid
  50. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  51. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  52. Mostly recons in one server
  53. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  54. Nobody focuses Hermes
  55. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  56. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  57. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  58. Die to platform turrets
  59. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  60. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  61. Mostly medics in one server
  62. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  63. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  64. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  65. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  66. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  67. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  68. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  69. Server closes
  70. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  71. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  72. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  73. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  74. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  75. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  76. Mostly assaults in one server
  77. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  78. Subwave rush on wave 10
  79. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  80. Die on wave 10
  81. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  82. Server wipe to Achilles
  83. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  84. See a level 1 in a normal server
  85. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  86. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  87. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  88. Die between wave 1-3
  89. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  90. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  91. Wave modifier on the first wave
  92. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  93. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  94. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  95. Server wipe to Prometheus
  96. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  97. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  98. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  99. Mostly scouts in one server
  100. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  101. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  102. Die to a ranger's explosion
  103. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  104. Die to an engineer nest turret
  105. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  106. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  107. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  108. Die to APU lag
  109. Server wipe to Daedalus
  110. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  111. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  112. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  113. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  114. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  115. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  116. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  117. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  118. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  119. "1r anyone?"
  120. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  121. Server wipe to Gaia
  122. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  123. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  124. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  125. Run out of ammo as any class
  126. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  127. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  128. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  129. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  130. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  131. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  132. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  133. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  134. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  135. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  136. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  137. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  138. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  139. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  140. Entire server picks one class
  141. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  142. Play engineer for one round
  143. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  144. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  145. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  146. "How did we die to (boss)"
  147. Mostly engineers in one server
  148. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  149. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  150. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  151. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  152. Bunker camp in archipelago
  153. "Revive the medic"
  154. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  155. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  156. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  157. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  158. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  159. Die between wave 7-9
  160. Server wipe to Trident