Bunkercamp inarchipelagoEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesDie onwave10UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigServerclosesPlaymedic forone roundLose onwave 1EpilogueUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youAttritiongets votedand winsDiebetweenwave 7-9Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Someone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Aeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineDie to aranger'sexplosion"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedYou askforreservesPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveMultipleplatformsperchedEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddies"How didwe die onwave ___""Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconPlayspecialistfor oneroundLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 4-6Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretGetsnipedmid-air bya tankMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 boss"1ranyone?"Mostlyengineersin oneserverGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconPlay scoutfor oneroundDie as thelast onealive to alandmineEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelySomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Daedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Playengineerfor oneroundKill ashielder withthe regularshovelDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesDie on awave witha specialmodifierServerwipe toFusilierSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamagePay to getyour turretback early(any class)Die toAPUlagKill acloaker withthe regularshovel"How didwe die to(boss)"See alevel 1 ina normalserverSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupPlayassault forone roundServerwipe toGaiaServerwipe toSpartaBuy aturretDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Toxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Playrecon forone roundServerwipe toHermesSee anover level200 in apro serverAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 1-3Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyMultipleenemyengineernests atonceKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchMostlyrecons inoneserverLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mostlyspecialistsin oneserverEntireserverpicks oneclassWavemodifieron thefirst waveTeleporteronly forEpilogueDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Die toplatformturretsOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)"Bruhhow didI die"Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!""REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserver"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMostlymedics inoneserverDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyDie toGaia'sVitarage"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidServerwipe toDaedalus"Revivethemedic"EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderServer wipetoPrometheus"Skillissue"Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Run out ofammo asany classComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)NobodyfocusesHermesUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisServerwipe toAchillesMostlyassaultsin oneserverEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Mostlyscouts inoneserverTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itDie to anengineernest turretKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Subwaverush onwave 10Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyRun outof fuel onaerorigStep on alandmineat the endof a waveAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundYou're theonly oneleft in theserverServerwipe toTridentSee alevel 25 ina proserverServerwipe toTempestRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Server wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Bunkercamp inarchipelagoEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesDie onwave10UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigServerclosesPlaymedic forone roundLose onwave 1EpilogueUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youAttritiongets votedand winsDiebetweenwave 7-9Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Someone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Aeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineDie to aranger'sexplosion"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedYou askforreservesPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveMultipleplatformsperchedEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddies"How didwe die onwave ___""Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconPlayspecialistfor oneroundLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 4-6Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretGetsnipedmid-air bya tankMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 boss"1ranyone?"Mostlyengineersin oneserverGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconPlay scoutfor oneroundDie as thelast onealive to alandmineEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelySomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Daedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Playengineerfor oneroundKill ashielder withthe regularshovelDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Mastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesDie on awave witha specialmodifierServerwipe toFusilierSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamagePay to getyour turretback early(any class)Die toAPUlagKill acloaker withthe regularshovel"How didwe die to(boss)"See alevel 1 ina normalserverSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupPlayassault forone roundServerwipe toGaiaServerwipe toSpartaBuy aturretDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Toxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Playrecon forone roundServerwipe toHermesSee anover level200 in apro serverAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 1-3Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyMultipleenemyengineernests atonceKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchMostlyrecons inoneserverLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mostlyspecialistsin oneserverEntireserverpicks oneclassWavemodifieron thefirst waveTeleporteronly forEpilogueDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Die toplatformturretsOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)"Bruhhow didI die"Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!""REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserver"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMostlymedics inoneserverDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyDie toGaia'sVitarage"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidServerwipe toDaedalus"Revivethemedic"EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderServer wipetoPrometheus"Skillissue"Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Run out ofammo asany classComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)NobodyfocusesHermesUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisServerwipe toAchillesMostlyassaultsin oneserverEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Mostlyscouts inoneserverTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itDie to anengineernest turretKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Subwaverush onwave 10Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyRun outof fuel onaerorigStep on alandmineat the endof a waveAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundYou're theonly oneleft in theserverServerwipe toTridentSee alevel 25 ina proserverServerwipe toTempestRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Server wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bunker camp in archipelago
  2. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  3. Die on wave 10
  4. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  5. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  6. Server closes
  7. Play medic for one round
  8. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  9. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  10. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  11. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  12. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  13. Attrition gets voted and wins
  14. Die between wave 7-9
  15. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  16. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  17. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  18. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  19. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  20. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  21. Die to a ranger's explosion
  22. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  23. You ask for reserves
  24. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  25. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  26. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  27. Multiple platforms perched
  28. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  29. "How did we die on wave ___"
  30. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  31. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  32. Play specialist for one round
  33. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  34. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  35. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  36. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  37. Die between wave 4-6
  38. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  39. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  40. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  41. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  42. "1r anyone?"
  43. Mostly engineers in one server
  44. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  45. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  46. Play scout for one round
  47. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  48. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  49. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  50. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  51. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  52. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  53. Play engineer for one round
  54. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  55. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  56. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  57. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  58. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  59. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  60. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  61. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  62. Server wipe to Fusilier
  63. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  64. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  65. Die to APU lag
  66. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  67. "How did we die to (boss)"
  68. See a level 1 in a normal server
  69. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  70. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  71. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  72. Play assault for one round
  73. Server wipe to Gaia
  74. Server wipe to Sparta
  75. Buy a turret
  76. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  77. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  78. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  79. Play recon for one round
  80. Server wipe to Hermes
  81. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  82. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  83. Die between wave 1-3
  84. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  85. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  86. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  87. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  88. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  89. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  90. Mostly recons in one server
  91. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  92. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  93. Mostly specialists in one server
  94. Entire server picks one class
  95. Wave modifier on the first wave
  96. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  97. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  98. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  99. Die to platform turrets
  100. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  101. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  102. "Bruh how did I die"
  103. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  104. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  105. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  106. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  107. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  108. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  109. Mostly medics in one server
  110. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  111. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  112. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  113. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  114. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  115. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  116. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  117. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  118. Two players arguing over something stupid
  119. Server wipe to Daedalus
  120. "Revive the medic"
  121. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  122. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  123. Server wipe to Prometheus
  124. "Skill issue"
  125. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  126. Run out of ammo as any class
  127. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  128. Nobody focuses Hermes
  129. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  130. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  131. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  132. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  133. Server wipe to Achilles
  134. Mostly assaults in one server
  135. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  136. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  137. Mostly scouts in one server
  138. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  139. Die to an engineer nest turret
  140. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  141. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  142. Subwave rush on wave 10
  143. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  144. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  145. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  146. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  147. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  148. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  149. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  150. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  151. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  152. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  153. You're the only one left in the server
  154. Server wipe to Trident
  155. See a level 25 in a pro server
  156. Server wipe to Tempest
  157. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  158. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  159. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  160. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)