Last survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Run outof fuel onaerorigLose onwave 1EpilogueMultipleplatformsperchedServerwipe toFusilierServerwipe toHermesPlayengineerfor oneroundSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Someonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 boss"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupSubwaverush onwave 10Playrecon forone roundToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)See anover level200 in apro serverMostlyassaultsin oneserverDie toplatformturretsEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresDie to aranger'sexplosionGetsnipedmid-air bya tankWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Two peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themMostlyengineersin oneserverAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundBuy aturretMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossYou askforreservesStep on alandmineat the endof a waveYou're theonly oneleft in theserverMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthPlay scoutfor oneroundSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServer wipetoPrometheusGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overMostlyspecialistsin oneserverConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youDie onwave10Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Die as thelast onealive to alandmineDie toGaia'sVitarageEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesDie to anengineernest turretDie on awave witha specialmodifierNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Mostlymedics inoneserverMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Serverwipe toAchillesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesWavemodifieron thefirst waveDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallPlayassault forone round"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"See alevel 1 ina normalserverScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindServercloses"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Die as thelast onealive to abasic unitSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverAll wave 3bosses forwave 10"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Attritiongets votedand winsSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedTeleporteronly forEpilogueMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigDiebetweenwave 4-6Serverwipe toSpartaTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupid"Skillissue"Mostlyscouts inoneserverKill acloaker withthe regularshovelDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveServerwipe toGaiaDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Run out ofammo asany classDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Playspecialistfor oneroundSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchNobodyfocusesHermesDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toTridentGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmine"How didwe die to(boss)""How didwe die onwave ___"Entireserverpicks oneclassDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Pro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyMostlyrecons inoneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Serverwipe toDaedalusServerwipe toTempestSee alevel 25 ina proserver"Revivethemedic""Bruhhow didI die"Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Don't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildDiebetweenwave 7-9All wave 6bosses forwave 10NormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieDiebetweenwave 1-3All wave 9bosses forwave 10Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Bunkercamp inarchipelagoPlaymedic forone roundDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediately"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevives"1ranyone?"Multipleenemyengineernests atonceBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyDie toAPUlagLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Run outof fuel onaerorigLose onwave 1EpilogueMultipleplatformsperchedServerwipe toFusilierServerwipe toHermesPlayengineerfor oneroundSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Someonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 boss"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupSubwaverush onwave 10Playrecon forone roundToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)See anover level200 in apro serverMostlyassaultsin oneserverDie toplatformturretsEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresDie to aranger'sexplosionGetsnipedmid-air bya tankWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Two peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themMostlyengineersin oneserverAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundBuy aturretMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossYou askforreservesStep on alandmineat the endof a waveYou're theonly oneleft in theserverMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthPlay scoutfor oneroundSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServer wipetoPrometheusGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overMostlyspecialistsin oneserverConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youDie onwave10Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Die as thelast onealive to alandmineDie toGaia'sVitarageEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesDie to anengineernest turretDie on awave witha specialmodifierNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Mostlymedics inoneserverMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Serverwipe toAchillesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesWavemodifieron thefirst waveDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallPlayassault forone round"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"See alevel 1 ina normalserverScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindServercloses"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Die as thelast onealive to abasic unitSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverAll wave 3bosses forwave 10"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Attritiongets votedand winsSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedTeleporteronly forEpilogueMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigDiebetweenwave 4-6Serverwipe toSpartaTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupid"Skillissue"Mostlyscouts inoneserverKill acloaker withthe regularshovelDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveServerwipe toGaiaDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Run out ofammo asany classDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Playspecialistfor oneroundSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchNobodyfocusesHermesDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toTridentGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmine"How didwe die to(boss)""How didwe die onwave ___"Entireserverpicks oneclassDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Pro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyMostlyrecons inoneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Serverwipe toDaedalusServerwipe toTempestSee alevel 25 ina proserver"Revivethemedic""Bruhhow didI die"Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Don't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildDiebetweenwave 7-9All wave 6bosses forwave 10NormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieDiebetweenwave 1-3All wave 9bosses forwave 10Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Bunkercamp inarchipelagoPlaymedic forone roundDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediately"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevives"1ranyone?"Multipleenemyengineernests atonceBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyDie toAPUlag

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  2. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  3. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  4. Multiple platforms perched
  5. Server wipe to Fusilier
  6. Server wipe to Hermes
  7. Play engineer for one round
  8. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  9. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  10. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  11. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  12. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  13. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  14. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  15. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  16. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  17. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  18. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  19. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  20. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  21. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  22. Subwave rush on wave 10
  23. Play recon for one round
  24. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  25. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  26. Mostly assaults in one server
  27. Die to platform turrets
  28. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  29. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  30. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  31. Die to a ranger's explosion
  32. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  33. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  34. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  35. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  36. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  37. Mostly engineers in one server
  38. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  39. Buy a turret
  40. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  41. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  42. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  43. You ask for reserves
  44. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  45. You're the only one left in the server
  46. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  47. Play scout for one round
  48. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  49. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  50. Server wipe to Prometheus
  51. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  52. Mostly specialists in one server
  53. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  54. Die on wave 10
  55. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  56. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  57. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  58. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  59. Die to an engineer nest turret
  60. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  61. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  62. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  63. Mostly medics in one server
  64. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  65. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  66. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  67. Server wipe to Achilles
  68. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  69. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  70. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  71. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  72. Wave modifier on the first wave
  73. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  74. Play assault for one round
  75. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  76. See a level 1 in a normal server
  77. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  78. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  79. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  80. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  81. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  82. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  83. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  84. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  85. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  86. Server closes
  87. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  88. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  89. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  90. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  91. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  92. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  93. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  94. Attrition gets voted and wins
  95. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  96. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  97. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  98. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  99. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  100. Die between wave 4-6
  101. Server wipe to Sparta
  102. Two players arguing over something stupid
  103. "Skill issue"
  104. Mostly scouts in one server
  105. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  106. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  107. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  108. Server wipe to Gaia
  109. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  110. Run out of ammo as any class
  111. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  112. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  113. Play specialist for one round
  114. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  115. Nobody focuses Hermes
  116. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  117. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  118. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  119. Server wipe to Trident
  120. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  121. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  122. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  123. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  124. "How did we die to (boss)"
  125. "How did we die on wave ___"
  126. Entire server picks one class
  127. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  128. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  129. Mostly recons in one server
  130. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  131. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  132. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  133. Server wipe to Daedalus
  134. Server wipe to Tempest
  135. See a level 25 in a pro server
  136. "Revive the medic"
  137. "Bruh how did I die"
  138. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  139. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  140. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  141. Die between wave 7-9
  142. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  143. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  144. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  145. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  146. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  147. Die between wave 1-3
  148. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  149. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  150. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  151. Bunker camp in archipelago
  152. Play medic for one round
  153. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  154. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  155. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  156. "1r anyone?"
  157. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  158. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  159. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  160. Die to APU lag