“Your baby must be cold” Baby grabs a glasses Unsolicited parenting advice “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” Stranger narrates what baby is thinking “You look tired” (gee, thanks) Random person gives baby sugar “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” Stranger touches baby without asking “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” Baby Sleep Crawls “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “Wait until she starts crawling!” Baby blows out diaper in public “My baby never cried” Wrong name 3 times in a row “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” Baby spits up directly into your mouth “She’s so big/small for her age!” “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) Toddler asks if your baby is a potato “You’re still breastfeeding?” “You’ll understand when you’re older” “Your baby must be cold” Baby grabs a glasses Unsolicited parenting advice “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” Stranger narrates what baby is thinking “You look tired” (gee, thanks) Random person gives baby sugar “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” Stranger touches baby without asking “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” Baby Sleep Crawls “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “Wait until she starts crawling!” Baby blows out diaper in public “My baby never cried” Wrong name 3 times in a row “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” Baby spits up directly into your mouth “She’s so big/small for her age!” “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) Toddler asks if your baby is a potato “You’re still breastfeeding?” “You’ll understand when you’re older”
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“Your baby must be cold”
Baby grabs a glasses
Unsolicited parenting advice
“You’re doing it wrong” (no context)
Someone says “You’ll miss this someday”
Stranger narrates what baby is thinking
“You look tired” (gee, thanks)
Random person gives baby sugar
“Looks like you’ve got your hands full!”
Stranger touches baby without asking
“You’re spoiling her by holding her too much”
Baby Sleep Crawls
“Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit)
“You’ve got your hands full!” (again)
“Wait until she starts crawling!”
Baby blows out diaper in public
“My baby never cried”
Wrong name 3 times in a row
“Is she sleeping through the night yet?”
Baby spits up directly into your mouth
“She’s so big/small for her age!”
“Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams)
Toddler asks if your baby is a potato
“You’re still breastfeeding?”
“You’ll understand when you’re older”
