“You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” Toddler asks if your baby is a potato Baby spits up directly into your mouth “You’re still breastfeeding?” Wrong name 3 times in a row “You look tired” (gee, thanks) Baby grabs a glasses Stranger touches baby without asking “She’s so big/small for her age!” “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) Stranger narrates what baby is thinking “Wait until she starts crawling!” “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “My baby never cried” “You’ll understand when you’re older” “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” Random person gives baby sugar “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) “Your baby must be cold” Baby Sleep Crawls Unsolicited parenting advice Baby blows out diaper in public Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” Toddler asks if your baby is a potato Baby spits up directly into your mouth “You’re still breastfeeding?” Wrong name 3 times in a row “You look tired” (gee, thanks) Baby grabs a glasses Stranger touches baby without asking “She’s so big/small for her age!” “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) Stranger narrates what baby is thinking “Wait until she starts crawling!” “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “My baby never cried” “You’ll understand when you’re older” “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” Random person gives baby sugar “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) “Your baby must be cold” Baby Sleep Crawls Unsolicited parenting advice Baby blows out diaper in public Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” “Is she sleeping through the night yet?”
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“You’re spoiling her by holding her too much”
Toddler asks if your baby is a potato
Baby spits up directly into your mouth
“You’re still breastfeeding?”
Wrong name 3 times in a row
“You look tired” (gee, thanks)
Baby grabs a glasses
Stranger touches baby without asking
“She’s so big/small for her age!”
“You’re doing it wrong” (no context)
Stranger narrates what baby is thinking
“Wait until she starts crawling!”
“You’ve got your hands full!” (again)
“My baby never cried”
“You’ll understand when you’re older”
“Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit)
“Looks like you’ve got your hands full!”
Random person gives baby sugar
“Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams)
“Your baby must be cold”
Baby Sleep Crawls
Unsolicited parenting advice
Baby blows out diaper in public
Someone says “You’ll miss this someday”
“Is she sleeping through the night yet?”
