“Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) “My baby never cried” Baby grabs a glasses “You look tired” (gee, thanks) Baby Sleep Crawls “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) Baby spits up directly into your mouth “She’s so big/small for her age!” “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “Your baby must be cold” Random person gives baby sugar Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” “Wait until she starts crawling!” “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” Toddler asks if your baby is a potato Wrong name 3 times in a row “You’re still breastfeeding?” “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) Baby blows out diaper in public Stranger touches baby without asking Unsolicited parenting advice Stranger narrates what baby is thinking “You’ll understand when you’re older” “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) “My baby never cried” Baby grabs a glasses “You look tired” (gee, thanks) Baby Sleep Crawls “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) Baby spits up directly into your mouth “She’s so big/small for her age!” “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “Your baby must be cold” Random person gives baby sugar Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” “Wait until she starts crawling!” “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” Toddler asks if your baby is a potato Wrong name 3 times in a row “You’re still breastfeeding?” “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) Baby blows out diaper in public Stranger touches baby without asking Unsolicited parenting advice Stranger narrates what baby is thinking “You’ll understand when you’re older”
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“Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams)
“My baby never cried”
Baby grabs a glasses
“You look tired” (gee, thanks)
Baby Sleep Crawls
“Looks like you’ve got your hands full!”
“Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit)
Baby spits up directly into your mouth
“She’s so big/small for her age!”
“You’re spoiling her by holding her too much”
“You’ve got your hands full!” (again)
“Your baby must be cold”
Random person gives baby sugar
Someone says “You’ll miss this someday”
“Wait until she starts crawling!”
“Is she sleeping through the night yet?”
Toddler asks if your baby is a potato
Wrong name 3 times in a row
“You’re still breastfeeding?”
“You’re doing it wrong” (no context)
Baby blows out diaper in public
Stranger touches baby without asking
Unsolicited parenting advice
Stranger narrates what baby is thinking
“You’ll understand when you’re older”
