“You’ll understand when you’re older” Stranger touches baby without asking “Wait until she starts crawling!” Baby blows out diaper in public Baby spits up directly into your mouth Wrong name 3 times in a row “My baby never cried” Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” “You’re still breastfeeding?” “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” “You look tired” (gee, thanks) “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) “She’s so big/small for her age!” Baby Sleep Crawls Stranger narrates what baby is thinking Unsolicited parenting advice “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “Your baby must be cold” Random person gives baby sugar Baby grabs at glasses Toddler asks if your baby is a potato “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) “You’ll understand when you’re older” Stranger touches baby without asking “Wait until she starts crawling!” Baby blows out diaper in public Baby spits up directly into your mouth Wrong name 3 times in a row “My baby never cried” Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” “You’re still breastfeeding?” “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” “You look tired” (gee, thanks) “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) “She’s so big/small for her age!” Baby Sleep Crawls Stranger narrates what baby is thinking Unsolicited parenting advice “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “Your baby must be cold” Random person gives baby sugar Baby grabs at glasses Toddler asks if your baby is a potato “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit)
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“You’ll understand when you’re older”
Stranger touches baby without asking
“Wait until she starts crawling!”
Baby blows out diaper in public
Baby spits up directly into your mouth
Wrong name 3 times in a row
“My baby never cried”
Someone says “You’ll miss this someday”
“You’re still breastfeeding?”
“You’re spoiling her by holding her too much”
“You look tired” (gee, thanks)
“Looks like you’ve got your hands full!”
“Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams)
“She’s so big/small for her age!”
Baby Sleep Crawls
Stranger narrates what baby is thinking
Unsolicited parenting advice
“Is she sleeping through the night yet?”
“You’re doing it wrong” (no context)
“You’ve got your hands full!” (again)
“Your baby must be cold”
Random person gives baby sugar
Baby grabs at glasses
Toddler asks if your baby is a potato
“Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit)
