Baby spits up directly into your mouth “You’re still breastfeeding?” “She’s so big/small for her age!” Toddler asks if your baby is a potato Baby grabs at glasses Baby Sleep Crawls Stranger narrates what baby is thinking “Wait until she starts crawling!” “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” Stranger touches baby without asking “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” “You look tired” (gee, thanks) Baby blows out diaper in public Wrong name 3 times in a row “You’ll understand when you’re older” “My baby never cried” “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) “Your baby must be cold” “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” Unsolicited parenting advice Random person gives baby sugar Someone says “You’ll miss this someday” Baby spits up directly into your mouth “You’re still breastfeeding?” “She’s so big/small for her age!” Toddler asks if your baby is a potato Baby grabs at glasses Baby Sleep Crawls Stranger narrates what baby is thinking “Wait until she starts crawling!” “You’re doing it wrong” (no context) “You’re spoiling her by holding her too much” Stranger touches baby without asking “You’ve got your hands full!” (again) “Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit) “Looks like you’ve got your hands full!” “You look tired” (gee, thanks) Baby blows out diaper in public Wrong name 3 times in a row “You’ll understand when you’re older” “My baby never cried” “Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams) “Your baby must be cold” “Is she sleeping through the night yet?” Unsolicited parenting advice Random person gives baby sugar Someone says “You’ll miss this someday”
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Baby spits up directly into your mouth
“You’re still breastfeeding?”
“She’s so big/small for her age!”
Toddler asks if your baby is a potato
Baby grabs at glasses
Baby Sleep Crawls
Stranger narrates what baby is thinking
“Wait until she starts crawling!”
“You’re doing it wrong” (no context)
“You’re spoiling her by holding her too much”
Stranger touches baby without asking
“You’ve got your hands full!” (again)
“Is it a boy or girl?” (obvious outfit)
“Looks like you’ve got your hands full!”
“You look tired” (gee, thanks)
Baby blows out diaper in public
Wrong name 3 times in a row
“You’ll understand when you’re older”
“My baby never cried”
“Enjoy every moment” (while baby screams)
“Your baby must be cold”
“Is she sleeping through the night yet?”
Unsolicited parenting advice
Random person gives baby sugar
Someone says “You’ll miss this someday”
