Pizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Got a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Attendedthreedifferentevents inone nightHad to stepin to covera classyourselfTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Had ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Gotcussedout by astudentHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Said “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedGotcussedout by anadultReceived adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupYou had todeal with awildanimal/rodentHad tocomplete athreatassessmentWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Wore acostumeCleanedup bodilyfluidsServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Had totrespasssomeoneHad to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkie"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Accidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againHad a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Arrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkHad astudent orstudentssing to youYou or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual firePizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Got a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Attendedthreedifferentevents inone nightHad to stepin to covera classyourselfTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Had ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Gotcussedout by astudentHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Said “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedGotcussedout by anadultReceived adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupYou had todeal with awildanimal/rodentHad tocomplete athreatassessmentWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Wore acostumeCleanedup bodilyfluidsServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Had totrespasssomeoneHad to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkie"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Accidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againHad a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Arrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkHad astudent orstudentssing to youYou or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fire

"A Spoonful of Chaos" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pizza or lunch delivery arrives — no staff ordered it.
  2. Got a student confession that started with “Don’t be mad, but…”
  3. Attended three different events in one night
  4. Had to step in to cover a class yourself
  5. Took a pie in the face to motivate staff or students
  6. Accidentally paged the entire school trying to use the intercom.
  7. Had a teacher resign during the school year.
  8. Got cussed out by a student
  9. Helped a student get something unstuck from their hair
  10. Hosted a “quick meeting” that lasted over an hour
  11. Ate lunch standing up while answering emails
  12. Held a staff-room counseling session for grown-ups.
  13. Said “that’s a first” after something truly unexplainable happened
  14. Got cussed out by an adult
  15. Received a drawing or note from a student that genuinely made you tear up
  16. You had to deal with a wild animal/rodent
  17. Had to complete a threat assessment
  18. Waited for transportation over an hour outside of your “school hours”
  19. Wore a costume
  20. Cleaned up bodily fluids
  21. Served as crossing guard during sideways rain.
  22. Had to trespass someone
  23. Had to Google something in the curriculum while pretending you already knew it
  24. Found a random article of clothing in the hallway—and no one claimed it
  25. Got locked out of your own office… while holding coffee and a walkie-talkie
  26. "Held an impromptu mediation over spilled milk (or food item).
  27. Accidentally called a parent by their child’s name
  28. Had to gently redirect a student out of dress code… again
  29. Had a fire drill during lunch or testing (of course)
  30. Arrived to or left your building in the dark
  31. Had a student or students sing to you
  32. You or a member of your A-Team put out an actual fire