Served ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Got locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieHad to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedHad to stepin to covera classyourselfHad totrespasssomeoneHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Gotcussedout by anadultWore acostumeGotcussedout by astudentPizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Had astudent orstudentssing to youHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”You had todeal with awildanimal/rodentHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightArrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsReceived adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearup"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Cleanedup bodilyfluidsAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Accidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)You or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itGot a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Held a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Ate lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsHad tocomplete athreatassessmentServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Got locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieHad to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedHad to stepin to covera classyourselfHad totrespasssomeoneHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Gotcussedout by anadultWore acostumeGotcussedout by astudentPizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Had astudent orstudentssing to youHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”You had todeal with awildanimal/rodentHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightArrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsReceived adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearup"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Cleanedup bodilyfluidsAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Accidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)You or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itGot a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Held a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Ate lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsHad tocomplete athreatassessment

"A Spoonful of Chaos" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Served as crossing guard during sideways rain.
  2. Got locked out of your own office… while holding coffee and a walkie-talkie
  3. Had to Google something in the curriculum while pretending you already knew it
  4. Said “that’s a first” after something truly unexplainable happened
  5. Had to step in to cover a class yourself
  6. Had to trespass someone
  7. Had to gently redirect a student out of dress code… again
  8. Had a teacher resign during the school year.
  9. Got cussed out by an adult
  10. Wore a costume
  11. Got cussed out by a student
  12. Pizza or lunch delivery arrives — no staff ordered it.
  13. Had a student or students sing to you
  14. Helped a student get something unstuck from their hair
  15. Waited for transportation over an hour outside of your “school hours”
  16. You had to deal with a wild animal/rodent
  17. Hosted a “quick meeting” that lasted over an hour
  18. Attended three different events in one night
  19. Arrived to or left your building in the dark
  20. Took a pie in the face to motivate staff or students
  21. Received a drawing or note from a student that genuinely made you tear up
  22. "Held an impromptu mediation over spilled milk (or food item).
  23. Cleaned up bodily fluids
  24. Accidentally paged the entire school trying to use the intercom.
  25. Accidentally called a parent by their child’s name
  26. Had a fire drill during lunch or testing (of course)
  27. You or a member of your A-Team put out an actual fire
  28. Found a random article of clothing in the hallway—and no one claimed it
  29. Got a student confession that started with “Don’t be mad, but…”
  30. Held a staff-room counseling session for grown-ups.
  31. Ate lunch standing up while answering emails
  32. Had to complete a threat assessment