Had tocomplete athreatassessmentHad astudent orstudentssing to youPizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.You had todeal with awildanimal/rodentHad totrespasssomeoneYou or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Got locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightGot a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Had ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Hosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Had to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…again"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Found arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itHad to stepin to covera classyourselfAccidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameWore acostumeServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Helped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairHad to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Had a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Received adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupArrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsCleanedup bodilyfluidsGotcussedout by anadultGotcussedout by astudentHad tocomplete athreatassessmentHad astudent orstudentssing to youPizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.You had todeal with awildanimal/rodentHad totrespasssomeoneYou or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Got locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightGot a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Had ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Hosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Had to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…again"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Found arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itHad to stepin to covera classyourselfAccidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameWore acostumeServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Helped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairHad to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Had a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Received adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupArrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsCleanedup bodilyfluidsGotcussedout by anadultGotcussedout by astudent

"A Spoonful of Chaos" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Had to complete a threat assessment
  2. Had a student or students sing to you
  3. Pizza or lunch delivery arrives — no staff ordered it.
  4. You had to deal with a wild animal/rodent
  5. Had to trespass someone
  6. You or a member of your A-Team put out an actual fire
  7. Said “that’s a first” after something truly unexplainable happened
  8. Waited for transportation over an hour outside of your “school hours”
  9. Got locked out of your own office… while holding coffee and a walkie-talkie
  10. Attended three different events in one night
  11. Got a student confession that started with “Don’t be mad, but…”
  12. Had a teacher resign during the school year.
  13. Hosted a “quick meeting” that lasted over an hour
  14. Accidentally paged the entire school trying to use the intercom.
  15. Had to gently redirect a student out of dress code… again
  16. "Held an impromptu mediation over spilled milk (or food item).
  17. Found a random article of clothing in the hallway—and no one claimed it
  18. Had to step in to cover a class yourself
  19. Accidentally called a parent by their child’s name
  20. Wore a costume
  21. Served as crossing guard during sideways rain.
  22. Helped a student get something unstuck from their hair
  23. Had to Google something in the curriculum while pretending you already knew it
  24. Held a staff-room counseling session for grown-ups.
  25. Had a fire drill during lunch or testing (of course)
  26. Received a drawing or note from a student that genuinely made you tear up
  27. Arrived to or left your building in the dark
  28. Took a pie in the face to motivate staff or students
  29. Ate lunch standing up while answering emails
  30. Cleaned up bodily fluids
  31. Got cussed out by an adult
  32. Got cussed out by a student