Had totrespasssomeoneGotcussedout by astudent"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Had a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Had tocomplete athreatassessmentGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieWore acostumeHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourHad astudent orstudentssing to youWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Found arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Got a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Pizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Had to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Took a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsYou had todeal with awildanimal/rodentAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsGotcussedout by anadultReceived adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Arrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againYou or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightCleanedup bodilyfluidsHad to stepin to covera classyourselfHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Accidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad totrespasssomeoneGotcussedout by astudent"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Had a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Had tocomplete athreatassessmentGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieWore acostumeHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourHad astudent orstudentssing to youWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Found arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Got a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Pizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Had to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Took a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsYou had todeal with awildanimal/rodentAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsGotcussedout by anadultReceived adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Arrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againYou or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightCleanedup bodilyfluidsHad to stepin to covera classyourselfHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Accidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’sname

"A Spoonful of Chaos" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Had to trespass someone
  2. Got cussed out by a student
  3. "Held an impromptu mediation over spilled milk (or food item).
  4. Had a fire drill during lunch or testing (of course)
  5. Had to complete a threat assessment
  6. Got locked out of your own office… while holding coffee and a walkie-talkie
  7. Wore a costume
  8. Hosted a “quick meeting” that lasted over an hour
  9. Had a student or students sing to you
  10. Waited for transportation over an hour outside of your “school hours”
  11. Found a random article of clothing in the hallway—and no one claimed it
  12. Said “that’s a first” after something truly unexplainable happened
  13. Held a staff-room counseling session for grown-ups.
  14. Got a student confession that started with “Don’t be mad, but…”
  15. Pizza or lunch delivery arrives — no staff ordered it.
  16. Had to Google something in the curriculum while pretending you already knew it
  17. Helped a student get something unstuck from their hair
  18. Served as crossing guard during sideways rain.
  19. Took a pie in the face to motivate staff or students
  20. You had to deal with a wild animal/rodent
  21. Ate lunch standing up while answering emails
  22. Got cussed out by an adult
  23. Received a drawing or note from a student that genuinely made you tear up
  24. Accidentally paged the entire school trying to use the intercom.
  25. Arrived to or left your building in the dark
  26. Had to gently redirect a student out of dress code… again
  27. You or a member of your A-Team put out an actual fire
  28. Attended three different events in one night
  29. Cleaned up bodily fluids
  30. Had to step in to cover a class yourself
  31. Had a teacher resign during the school year.
  32. Accidentally called a parent by their child’s name