Gotcussedout by astudentCleanedup bodilyfluidsGot a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”You or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedHad a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Had to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itAccidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameYou had todeal with awildanimal/rodentReceived adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearup"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Served ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Attendedthreedifferentevents inone nightArrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Had to stepin to covera classyourselfFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againHad astudent orstudentssing to youHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Accidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Gotcussedout by anadultHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Had totrespasssomeoneWore acostumePizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Had tocomplete athreatassessmentGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieGotcussedout by astudentCleanedup bodilyfluidsGot a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”You or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedHad a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Had to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itAccidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameYou had todeal with awildanimal/rodentReceived adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearup"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Served ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Attendedthreedifferentevents inone nightArrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Had to stepin to covera classyourselfFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againHad astudent orstudentssing to youHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Accidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Gotcussedout by anadultHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Had totrespasssomeoneWore acostumePizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Had tocomplete athreatassessmentGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkie

"A Spoonful of Chaos" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Got cussed out by a student
  2. Cleaned up bodily fluids
  3. Got a student confession that started with “Don’t be mad, but…”
  4. You or a member of your A-Team put out an actual fire
  5. Hosted a “quick meeting” that lasted over an hour
  6. Took a pie in the face to motivate staff or students
  7. Said “that’s a first” after something truly unexplainable happened
  8. Had a fire drill during lunch or testing (of course)
  9. Had to Google something in the curriculum while pretending you already knew it
  10. Accidentally called a parent by their child’s name
  11. You had to deal with a wild animal/rodent
  12. Received a drawing or note from a student that genuinely made you tear up
  13. "Held an impromptu mediation over spilled milk (or food item).
  14. Served as crossing guard during sideways rain.
  15. Attended three different events in one night
  16. Arrived to or left your building in the dark
  17. Had a teacher resign during the school year.
  18. Had to step in to cover a class yourself
  19. Found a random article of clothing in the hallway—and no one claimed it
  20. Had to gently redirect a student out of dress code… again
  21. Had a student or students sing to you
  22. Held a staff-room counseling session for grown-ups.
  23. Accidentally paged the entire school trying to use the intercom.
  24. Got cussed out by an adult
  25. Helped a student get something unstuck from their hair
  26. Ate lunch standing up while answering emails
  27. Waited for transportation over an hour outside of your “school hours”
  28. Had to trespass someone
  29. Wore a costume
  30. Pizza or lunch delivery arrives — no staff ordered it.
  31. Had to complete a threat assessment
  32. Got locked out of your own office… while holding coffee and a walkie-talkie