Had totrespasssomeoneSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedHad to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.You or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireAccidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad to stepin to covera classyourselfGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itWore acostume"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Received adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupHad a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Pizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Had tocomplete athreatassessmentHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairCleanedup bodilyfluidsServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Gotcussedout by anadultTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Ate lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Arrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkGot a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”You had todeal with awildanimal/rodentHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againGotcussedout by astudentHad astudent orstudentssing to youHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Had totrespasssomeoneSaid “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappenedHad to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.You or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireAccidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad to stepin to covera classyourselfGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itWore acostume"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Received adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupHad a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Pizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Had tocomplete athreatassessmentHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairCleanedup bodilyfluidsServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Gotcussedout by anadultTook a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsWaited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Ate lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Arrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkGot a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”You had todeal with awildanimal/rodentHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againGotcussedout by astudentHad astudent orstudentssing to youHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.

"A Spoonful of Chaos" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Had to trespass someone
  2. Said “that’s a first” after something truly unexplainable happened
  3. Had to Google something in the curriculum while pretending you already knew it
  4. Accidentally paged the entire school trying to use the intercom.
  5. You or a member of your A-Team put out an actual fire
  6. Accidentally called a parent by their child’s name
  7. Had to step in to cover a class yourself
  8. Got locked out of your own office… while holding coffee and a walkie-talkie
  9. Attended three different events in one night
  10. Hosted a “quick meeting” that lasted over an hour
  11. Found a random article of clothing in the hallway—and no one claimed it
  12. Wore a costume
  13. "Held an impromptu mediation over spilled milk (or food item).
  14. Received a drawing or note from a student that genuinely made you tear up
  15. Had a fire drill during lunch or testing (of course)
  16. Pizza or lunch delivery arrives — no staff ordered it.
  17. Had to complete a threat assessment
  18. Helped a student get something unstuck from their hair
  19. Cleaned up bodily fluids
  20. Served as crossing guard during sideways rain.
  21. Got cussed out by an adult
  22. Took a pie in the face to motivate staff or students
  23. Waited for transportation over an hour outside of your “school hours”
  24. Ate lunch standing up while answering emails
  25. Had a teacher resign during the school year.
  26. Arrived to or left your building in the dark
  27. Got a student confession that started with “Don’t be mad, but…”
  28. You had to deal with a wild animal/rodent
  29. Had to gently redirect a student out of dress code… again
  30. Got cussed out by a student
  31. Had a student or students sing to you
  32. Held a staff-room counseling session for grown-ups.