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"A Spoonful of Chaos" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hosted a “quick meeting” that lasted over an hour
  2. Had to gently redirect a student out of dress code… again
  3. Took a pie in the face to motivate staff or students
  4. Got cussed out by an adult
  5. Cleaned up bodily fluids
  6. You had to deal with a wild animal/rodent
  7. Found a random article of clothing in the hallway—and no one claimed it
  8. Got cussed out by a student
  9. Arrived to or left your building in the dark
  10. Waited for transportation over an hour outside of your “school hours”
  11. Had a fire drill during lunch or testing (of course)
  12. Wore a costume
  13. Got a student confession that started with “Don’t be mad, but…”
  14. Received a drawing or note from a student that genuinely made you tear up
  15. Had to trespass someone
  16. Got locked out of your own office… while holding coffee and a walkie-talkie
  17. Accidentally paged the entire school trying to use the intercom.
  18. Ate lunch standing up while answering emails
  19. Served as crossing guard during sideways rain.
  20. Helped a student get something unstuck from their hair
  21. Said “that’s a first” after something truly unexplainable happened
  22. Attended three different events in one night
  23. Had a teacher resign during the school year.
  24. Had a student or students sing to you
  25. Accidentally called a parent by their child’s name
  26. Had to step in to cover a class yourself
  27. Had to complete a threat assessment
  28. You or a member of your A-Team put out an actual fire
  29. Held a staff-room counseling session for grown-ups.
  30. "Held an impromptu mediation over spilled milk (or food item).
  31. Pizza or lunch delivery arrives — no staff ordered it.
  32. Had to Google something in the curriculum while pretending you already knew it