Had to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieHad to stepin to covera classyourselfYou or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Arrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkHad tocomplete athreatassessmentAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Got a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Cleanedup bodilyfluidsAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairHad astudent orstudentssing to youGotcussedout by astudentHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Had a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Received adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupWore acostumeHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Said “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappened"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Took a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsGotcussedout by anadultFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itHad totrespasssomeoneAccidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againYou had todeal with awildanimal/rodentPizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Waited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”Had to Googlesomething inthe curriculumwhilepretending youalready knew itGot locked outof your ownoffice… whileholding coffeeand a walkie-talkieHad to stepin to covera classyourselfYou or amember ofyour A-Teamput out anactual fireHad ateacherresign duringthe schoolyear.Arrived toor left yourbuilding inthe darkHad tocomplete athreatassessmentAccidentallypaged theentire schooltrying to usethe intercom.Got a studentconfessionthat startedwith “Don’t bemad, but…”Cleanedup bodilyfluidsAte lunchstanding upwhileansweringemailsHelped astudent getsomethingunstuck fromtheir hairHad astudent orstudentssing to youGotcussedout by astudentHosted a“quickmeeting” thatlasted overan hourAttendedthreedifferentevents inone nightServed ascrossingguard duringsidewaysrain.Had a firedrill duringlunch ortesting (ofcourse)Received adrawing or notefrom a studentthat genuinelymade you tearupWore acostumeHeld a staff-roomcounselingsession forgrown-ups.Said “that’s afirst” aftersomething trulyunexplainablehappened"Held animpromptumediation overspilled milk (orfood item).Took a pie inthe face tomotivatestaff orstudentsGotcussedout by anadultFound arandom articleof clothing inthe hallway—and no oneclaimed itHad totrespasssomeoneAccidentallycalled aparent bytheir child’snameHad to gentlyredirect astudent out ofdress code…againYou had todeal with awildanimal/rodentPizza orlunch deliveryarrives — nostaff orderedit.Waited fortransportationover an houroutside of your“school hours”

"A Spoonful of Chaos" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Had to Google something in the curriculum while pretending you already knew it
  2. Got locked out of your own office… while holding coffee and a walkie-talkie
  3. Had to step in to cover a class yourself
  4. You or a member of your A-Team put out an actual fire
  5. Had a teacher resign during the school year.
  6. Arrived to or left your building in the dark
  7. Had to complete a threat assessment
  8. Accidentally paged the entire school trying to use the intercom.
  9. Got a student confession that started with “Don’t be mad, but…”
  10. Cleaned up bodily fluids
  11. Ate lunch standing up while answering emails
  12. Helped a student get something unstuck from their hair
  13. Had a student or students sing to you
  14. Got cussed out by a student
  15. Hosted a “quick meeting” that lasted over an hour
  16. Attended three different events in one night
  17. Served as crossing guard during sideways rain.
  18. Had a fire drill during lunch or testing (of course)
  19. Received a drawing or note from a student that genuinely made you tear up
  20. Wore a costume
  21. Held a staff-room counseling session for grown-ups.
  22. Said “that’s a first” after something truly unexplainable happened
  23. "Held an impromptu mediation over spilled milk (or food item).
  24. Took a pie in the face to motivate staff or students
  25. Got cussed out by an adult
  26. Found a random article of clothing in the hallway—and no one claimed it
  27. Had to trespass someone
  28. Accidentally called a parent by their child’s name
  29. Had to gently redirect a student out of dress code… again
  30. You had to deal with a wild animal/rodent
  31. Pizza or lunch delivery arrives — no staff ordered it.
  32. Waited for transportation over an hour outside of your “school hours”