No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.This is thepartwhere yourun away.Fear me,if youdare.From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!I’ll betrue…enough.I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.Do theroar!You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceActually,it’s quitegood ontoast.Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.I think Ineed ahug.DeadbroadOFF thetable!How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?Can't wejust settlethis over apint?What areyou doingin myswamp?!Do youknow themuffinman?It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!Ogresare likeonions.Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.This is thepartwhere yourun away.Fear me,if youdare.From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!I’ll betrue…enough.I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.Do theroar!You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceActually,it’s quitegood ontoast.Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.I think Ineed ahug.DeadbroadOFF thetable!How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?Can't wejust settlethis over apint?What areyou doingin myswamp?!Do youknow themuffinman?It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!Ogresare likeonions.Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!

Shrek Round 3 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
  2. I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a deliver boy.
  3. Don’t feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.
  4. Better out than in, I always say.
  5. This is the part where you run away.
  6. Fear me, if you dare.
  7. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
  8. I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears. Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
  9. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.
  10. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden extension.
  11. It’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up to a wedding uninvited?
  12. You’re so wrapped up in layers, Onionboy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.
  13. Pray for mercy from Puss…in boots!
  14. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
  15. Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?
  16. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!
  17. Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
  18. Although she lives with 7 other men, she’s not easy.
  19. You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits!
  20. I’ll be true…enough.
  21. I want what any princess wants – to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.
  22. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I’m making waffles!
  23. Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.
  24. I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
  25. That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.
  26. For five minutes, could you not be yourself? For five minutes!
  27. There’s a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don’t you find that a wee bit suspicious?
  28. He huffed and he puffed and he signed the eviction notice.
  29. Do the roar!
  30. You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.
  31. You have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
  32. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your…face
  33. Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
  34. Somebody help! I’ve been kidnapped by a monster who’s trying to relate to me!
  35. Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
  36. I think I need a hug.
  37. Dead broad OFF the table!
  38. How can you be the receiver of wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of underpants?
  39. Can't we just settle this over a pint?
  40. What are you doing in my swamp?!
  41. Do you know the muffin man?
  42. It looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
  43. The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey? That’s where we’re going. Far…FAR away.
  44. And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!
  45. Ogres are like onions.
  46. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!