Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.Do theroar!No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Can't wejust settlethis over apint?The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.DeadbroadOFF thetable!Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.Do youknow themuffinman?Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!This is thepartwhere yourun away.Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!I’ll betrue…enough.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?I think Ineed ahug.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Fear me,if youdare.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceFor fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!Ogresare likeonions.What areyou doingin myswamp?!You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.Do theroar!No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Can't wejust settlethis over apint?The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.DeadbroadOFF thetable!Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.Do youknow themuffinman?Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!This is thepartwhere yourun away.Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!I’ll betrue…enough.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?I think Ineed ahug.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Fear me,if youdare.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceFor fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!Ogresare likeonions.What areyou doingin myswamp?!You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!

Shrek Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!
  2. Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
  3. You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.
  4. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
  5. Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.
  6. Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
  7. He huffed and he puffed and he signed the eviction notice.
  8. There’s a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don’t you find that a wee bit suspicious?
  9. It’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up to a wedding uninvited?
  10. You’re so wrapped up in layers, Onionboy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.
  11. And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!
  12. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
  13. Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
  14. I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
  15. How can you be the receiver of wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of underpants?
  16. I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a deliver boy.
  17. Do the roar!
  18. No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
  19. I want what any princess wants – to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.
  20. Can't we just settle this over a pint?
  21. The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey? That’s where we’re going. Far…FAR away.
  22. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden extension.
  23. I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears. Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
  24. Dead broad OFF the table!
  25. Although she lives with 7 other men, she’s not easy.
  26. Do you know the muffin man?
  27. Better out than in, I always say.
  28. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I’m making waffles!
  29. Pray for mercy from Puss…in boots!
  30. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!
  31. This is the part where you run away.
  32. Somebody help! I’ve been kidnapped by a monster who’s trying to relate to me!
  33. I’ll be true…enough.
  34. That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.
  35. Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?
  36. I think I need a hug.
  37. Don’t feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.
  38. It looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
  39. Fear me, if you dare.
  40. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.
  41. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your…face
  42. For five minutes, could you not be yourself? For five minutes!
  43. Ogres are like onions.
  44. What are you doing in my swamp?!
  45. You have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
  46. You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits!