How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.I’ll betrue…enough.I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!I think Ineed ahug.We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.Ogresare likeonions.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?What areyou doingin myswamp?!It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceI’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.This is thepartwhere yourun away.DeadbroadOFF thetable!You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.Fear me,if youdare.Do theroar!You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Can't wejust settlethis over apint?Do youknow themuffinman?How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.I’ll betrue…enough.I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!I think Ineed ahug.We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.Ogresare likeonions.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?What areyou doingin myswamp?!It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceI’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.This is thepartwhere yourun away.DeadbroadOFF thetable!You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.Fear me,if youdare.Do theroar!You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Can't wejust settlethis over apint?Do youknow themuffinman?

Shrek Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How can you be the receiver of wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of underpants?
  2. No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
  3. Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
  4. I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
  5. That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.
  6. Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
  7. Don’t feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.
  8. I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears. Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
  9. I’ll be true…enough.
  10. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
  11. You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits!
  12. I think I need a hug.
  13. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I’m making waffles!
  14. There’s a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don’t you find that a wee bit suspicious?
  15. Somebody help! I’ve been kidnapped by a monster who’s trying to relate to me!
  16. Although she lives with 7 other men, she’s not easy.
  17. Ogres are like onions.
  18. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden extension.
  19. Better out than in, I always say.
  20. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!
  21. It’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up to a wedding uninvited?
  22. What are you doing in my swamp?!
  23. It looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
  24. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!
  25. He huffed and he puffed and he signed the eviction notice.
  26. Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
  27. Pray for mercy from Puss…in boots!
  28. I want what any princess wants – to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.
  29. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your…face
  30. I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a deliver boy.
  31. The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey? That’s where we’re going. Far…FAR away.
  32. Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.
  33. Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?
  34. For five minutes, could you not be yourself? For five minutes!
  35. You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.
  36. This is the part where you run away.
  37. Dead broad OFF the table!
  38. You’re so wrapped up in layers, Onionboy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.
  39. And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!
  40. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
  41. Fear me, if you dare.
  42. Do the roar!
  43. You have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
  44. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.
  45. Can't we just settle this over a pint?
  46. Do you know the muffin man?