Do youknow themuffinman?That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!Do theroar!Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.DeadbroadOFF thetable!He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?I think Ineed ahug.The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.I’ll betrue…enough.I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.This is thepartwhere yourun away.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!Can't wejust settlethis over apint?No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceAlthough shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.What areyou doingin myswamp?!Ogresare likeonions.You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.Fear me,if youdare.How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?Do youknow themuffinman?That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!Do theroar!Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.DeadbroadOFF thetable!He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?I think Ineed ahug.The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.I’ll betrue…enough.I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.This is thepartwhere yourun away.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!Can't wejust settlethis over apint?No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceAlthough shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.What areyou doingin myswamp?!Ogresare likeonions.You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.Fear me,if youdare.How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?

Shrek Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Do you know the muffin man?
  2. That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.
  3. Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
  4. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I’m making waffles!
  5. Do the roar!
  6. Better out than in, I always say.
  7. Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.
  8. Dead broad OFF the table!
  9. He huffed and he puffed and he signed the eviction notice.
  10. There’s a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don’t you find that a wee bit suspicious?
  11. I think I need a hug.
  12. The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey? That’s where we’re going. Far…FAR away.
  13. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
  14. I want what any princess wants – to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.
  15. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden extension.
  16. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!
  17. Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
  18. I’ll be true…enough.
  19. I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
  20. Pray for mercy from Puss…in boots!
  21. For five minutes, could you not be yourself? For five minutes!
  22. You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits!
  23. Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?
  24. I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a deliver boy.
  25. Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
  26. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.
  27. You’re so wrapped up in layers, Onionboy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.
  28. I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears. Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
  29. This is the part where you run away.
  30. And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!
  31. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!
  32. You have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
  33. Somebody help! I’ve been kidnapped by a monster who’s trying to relate to me!
  34. Can't we just settle this over a pint?
  35. No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
  36. It looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
  37. Don’t feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.
  38. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your…face
  39. Although she lives with 7 other men, she’s not easy.
  40. What are you doing in my swamp?!
  41. Ogres are like onions.
  42. You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.
  43. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
  44. Fear me, if you dare.
  45. How can you be the receiver of wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of underpants?
  46. It’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up to a wedding uninvited?