I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.DeadbroadOFF thetable!Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Do theroar!How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.Fear me,if youdare.It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Do youknow themuffinman?We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.This is thepartwhere yourun away.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Can't wejust settlethis over apint?There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceNo! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.What areyou doingin myswamp?!I think Ineed ahug.Ogresare likeonions.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!I’ll betrue…enough.Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.DeadbroadOFF thetable!Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Do theroar!How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.Fear me,if youdare.It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Do youknow themuffinman?We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.This is thepartwhere yourun away.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Can't wejust settlethis over apint?There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceNo! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.What areyou doingin myswamp?!I think Ineed ahug.Ogresare likeonions.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!I’ll betrue…enough.Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.

Shrek Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a deliver boy.
  2. Dead broad OFF the table!
  3. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden extension.
  4. You’re so wrapped up in layers, Onionboy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.
  5. Pray for mercy from Puss…in boots!
  6. Better out than in, I always say.
  7. Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?
  8. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!
  9. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!
  10. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
  11. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.
  12. Do the roar!
  13. How can you be the receiver of wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of underpants?
  14. Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
  15. Fear me, if you dare.
  16. It looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
  17. Do you know the muffin man?
  18. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I’m making waffles!
  19. I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
  20. You have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
  21. He huffed and he puffed and he signed the eviction notice.
  22. Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
  23. You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits!
  24. The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey? That’s where we’re going. Far…FAR away.
  25. This is the part where you run away.
  26. Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.
  27. That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.
  28. Don’t feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.
  29. It’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up to a wedding uninvited?
  30. I want what any princess wants – to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.
  31. Can't we just settle this over a pint?
  32. There’s a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don’t you find that a wee bit suspicious?
  33. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your…face
  34. No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
  35. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
  36. What are you doing in my swamp?!
  37. I think I need a hug.
  38. Ogres are like onions.
  39. I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears. Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
  40. For five minutes, could you not be yourself? For five minutes!
  41. I’ll be true…enough.
  42. Although she lives with 7 other men, she’s not easy.
  43. And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!
  44. You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.
  45. Somebody help! I’ve been kidnapped by a monster who’s trying to relate to me!
  46. Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.