This is thepartwhere yourun away.Can't wejust settlethis over apint?You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.Do theroar!DeadbroadOFF thetable!I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceDo youknow themuffinman?You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?I’ll betrue…enough.Ogresare likeonions.You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?What areyou doingin myswamp?!I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.I think Ineed ahug.Fear me,if youdare.Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.This is thepartwhere yourun away.Can't wejust settlethis over apint?You’re sowrapped up inlayers,Onionboy, you’reafraid of yourown feelings.Some of youmay die, butit’s a sacrificeI am willing tomake.I’m nobody’smessengerboy, allright? I’m adeliver boy.Do theroar!DeadbroadOFF thetable!I like thatboulder. Thatis a niceboulder.You’re goingthe right wayfor asmackedbottom.Do you thinkmaybe he’scompensatingforsomething?Please keep offof the grass,shine yourshoes, wipeyour…faceDo youknow themuffinman?You knowwhat elseeverybodylikes?Parfaits!Somebodyhelp! I’ve beenkidnapped by amonster who’strying to relateto me!I want what anyprincess wants– to live happilyever after withthe ogre Imarried.Pray formercy fromPuss…inboots!No! Not thebuttons! Notmy gumdropbuttons!Someday I willrepay you.Unless, ofcourse, I can’tfind you or if Iforget.How can you bethe receiver ofwedgies, whenyou are clearlynot a wearer ofunderpants?I’ll betrue…enough.Ogresare likeonions.You have seen ahousefly, maybeeven a superfly,but I bet youain’t never seena donkey fly!The kingdom ofFar Far Away,Donkey? That’swhere we’regoing. Far…FAR away.From henceforth,we’re all to beknown as TeamAlpha SuperAwesome CoolDynamite WolfSquadron.It’s rude enoughbeing alive whenno one wantsyou, but showingup to a weddinguninvited?What areyou doingin myswamp?!I'm sorry, theposition ofannoyingtalking animalhas alreadybeen taken.And I thoughtthe wafflefairy was justa bedtimestory!Man, thiswould be somuch easierif I wasn’tcolor-blind!We can stay uplate, swappingmanly stories,and in themorning I’mmaking waffles!He huffed andhe puffed andhe signed theevictionnotice.Rapunzel,Rapunzel, letdown yourgoldenextension.I hate these ballshows. Theybore me totears. Flip overto Wheel ofTorture.For fiveminutes, couldyou not beyourself? Forfive minutes!Although shelives with 7other men,she’s noteasy.It looks likewe’re upchocolatecreek without apopsicle stick.Don’t feel bad,Shrek. Almosteverybody whomeets youwants to killyou.That’ll do,Donkey.That’ll do.I think Ineed ahug.Fear me,if youdare.Donkey, youHAVE the rightto remain silent.What you lackis the capacity.You got apuppy? All Igot in myroom wasshampoo.Put a littlemustard onmine,CaptainCrazy!Actually,it’s quitegood ontoast.There’s a stack offreshly madewaffles in themiddle of theforest. Don’t youfind that a wee bitsuspicious?Better outthan in, Ialwayssay.

Shrek Round 3 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This is the part where you run away.
  2. Can't we just settle this over a pint?
  3. You’re so wrapped up in layers, Onionboy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.
  4. Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.
  5. I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a deliver boy.
  6. Do the roar!
  7. Dead broad OFF the table!
  8. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
  9. You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.
  10. Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?
  11. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your…face
  12. Do you know the muffin man?
  13. You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits!
  14. Somebody help! I’ve been kidnapped by a monster who’s trying to relate to me!
  15. I want what any princess wants – to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.
  16. Pray for mercy from Puss…in boots!
  17. No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
  18. Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
  19. How can you be the receiver of wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of underpants?
  20. I’ll be true…enough.
  21. Ogres are like onions.
  22. You have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
  23. The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey? That’s where we’re going. Far…FAR away.
  24. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
  25. It’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up to a wedding uninvited?
  26. What are you doing in my swamp?!
  27. I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
  28. And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!
  29. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!
  30. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I’m making waffles!
  31. He huffed and he puffed and he signed the eviction notice.
  32. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden extension.
  33. I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears. Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
  34. For five minutes, could you not be yourself? For five minutes!
  35. Although she lives with 7 other men, she’s not easy.
  36. It looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
  37. Don’t feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.
  38. That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.
  39. I think I need a hug.
  40. Fear me, if you dare.
  41. Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
  42. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.
  43. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!
  44. Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
  45. There’s a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don’t you find that a wee bit suspicious?
  46. Better out than in, I always say.