Got waytoo hightoo fastSet off thesmokealarmMissedtheashtrayRuined aperfectlygoodsilenceSpilledbongwaterCalledsomeone bythe wrongnameSo high youcoulden'tunderstandwhat wassaidTook thelast hitand actedsurprisedOverexplainedsomething noone askedaboutMicrowavedsomething…then forgot itSaid “trustme” beforedoingsomethingdumbSpoiled amovie/showForgotwhat wasreal for asecondRolled itso tight itwouldn’thitActed likeyou knewwhat wasgoing on.Didn’t.Forgot ifyou spokeout loudor notUsed thewrongend of thedab toolStaredblanklyinstead ofrespondingOverthoughta joke intooblivionCoughedinto thebongPacked abowl…then forgotto smoke itLooked intothe void andthe voidlooked backMissedthe ashtrayLet theblunt goout (yapsesh)Got waytoo hightoo fastSet off thesmokealarmMissedtheashtrayRuined aperfectlygoodsilenceSpilledbongwaterCalledsomeone bythe wrongnameSo high youcoulden'tunderstandwhat wassaidTook thelast hitand actedsurprisedOverexplainedsomething noone askedaboutMicrowavedsomething…then forgot itSaid “trustme” beforedoingsomethingdumbSpoiled amovie/showForgotwhat wasreal for asecondRolled itso tight itwouldn’thitActed likeyou knewwhat wasgoing on.Didn’t.Forgot ifyou spokeout loudor notUsed thewrongend of thedab toolStaredblanklyinstead ofrespondingOverthoughta joke intooblivionCoughedinto thebongPacked abowl…then forgotto smoke itLooked intothe void andthe voidlooked backMissedthe ashtrayLet theblunt goout (yapsesh)

Sesh edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Got way too high too fast
  2. Set off the smoke alarm
  3. Missed the ashtray
  4. Ruined a perfectly good silence
  5. Spilled bong water
  6. Called someone by the wrong name
  7. So high you coulden't understand what was said
  8. Took the last hit and acted surprised
  9. Overexplained something no one asked about
  10. Microwaved something… then forgot it
  11. Said “trust me” before doing something dumb
  12. Spoiled a movie/show
  13. Forgot what was real for a second
  14. Rolled it so tight it wouldn’t hit
  15. Acted like you knew what was going on. Didn’t.
  16. Forgot if you spoke out loud or not
  17. Used the wrong end of the dab tool
  18. Stared blankly instead of responding
  19. Overthought a joke into oblivion
  20. Coughed into the bong
  21. Packed a bowl… then forgot to smoke it
  22. Looked into the void and the void looked back
  23. Missed the ash tray
  24. Let the blunt go out (yap sesh)