Looked intothe void andthe voidlooked backPacked abowl…then forgotto smoke itSet off thesmokealarmUsed thewrongend of thedab toolOverexplainedsomething noone askedaboutSpilledbongwaterTook thelast hitand actedsurprisedMissedtheashtrayOverthoughta joke intooblivionForgot ifyou spokeout loudor notRolled itso tight itwouldn’thitCoughedinto thebongMicrowavedsomething…then forgot itSaid “trustme” beforedoingsomethingdumbMissedthe ashtrayStaredblanklyinstead ofrespondingRuined aperfectlygoodsilenceCalledsomeone bythe wrongnameLet theblunt goout (yapsesh)So high youcoulden'tunderstandwhat wassaidGot waytoo hightoo fastSpoiled amovie/showForgotwhat wasreal for asecondActed likeyou knewwhat wasgoing on.Didn’t.Looked intothe void andthe voidlooked backPacked abowl…then forgotto smoke itSet off thesmokealarmUsed thewrongend of thedab toolOverexplainedsomething noone askedaboutSpilledbongwaterTook thelast hitand actedsurprisedMissedtheashtrayOverthoughta joke intooblivionForgot ifyou spokeout loudor notRolled itso tight itwouldn’thitCoughedinto thebongMicrowavedsomething…then forgot itSaid “trustme” beforedoingsomethingdumbMissedthe ashtrayStaredblanklyinstead ofrespondingRuined aperfectlygoodsilenceCalledsomeone bythe wrongnameLet theblunt goout (yapsesh)So high youcoulden'tunderstandwhat wassaidGot waytoo hightoo fastSpoiled amovie/showForgotwhat wasreal for asecondActed likeyou knewwhat wasgoing on.Didn’t.

Sesh edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Looked into the void and the void looked back
  2. Packed a bowl… then forgot to smoke it
  3. Set off the smoke alarm
  4. Used the wrong end of the dab tool
  5. Overexplained something no one asked about
  6. Spilled bong water
  7. Took the last hit and acted surprised
  8. Missed the ashtray
  9. Overthought a joke into oblivion
  10. Forgot if you spoke out loud or not
  11. Rolled it so tight it wouldn’t hit
  12. Coughed into the bong
  13. Microwaved something… then forgot it
  14. Said “trust me” before doing something dumb
  15. Missed the ash tray
  16. Stared blankly instead of responding
  17. Ruined a perfectly good silence
  18. Called someone by the wrong name
  19. Let the blunt go out (yap sesh)
  20. So high you coulden't understand what was said
  21. Got way too high too fast
  22. Spoiled a movie/show
  23. Forgot what was real for a second
  24. Acted like you knew what was going on. Didn’t.