🥴 “Thisstrain isn’teven hitting”(2 mins later:floating)🐉Mentionedaliens orgovernmentlizards🫥 Zonedout so hardyou becamebackgroundnoise🐱 Pet camein and instantlybecame themain character🍕 Took onebite of foodand forgotthe rest🎶 Vibed sohard youbecame themusic📱 Typed amessageand ghostedyourself🪑 Staredat the walllike it owedyou money🧀 Made agourmetsnack with 2sadingredients🫢 Coughedlike yourlungs ragequit🕵️ Foundthe lighter…after alreadylighting 3times💨 Took ahit andimmediatelysaid “whoa”🧍 Frozemid-walklike anNPC😶‍🌫️ Arguedwithyourselfand lost🪙 Droppedthe joint andeveryonegasped📢 “I’m noteven high”(whileobviouslytripping)🧃 Drank thelast sip andstared intothe cup like itbetrayed you🤯 Said“bro…” andneverfinished thethought🔁Repeated asentence likeit was new🎮 Forgotit was yourturn for 3rounds👽Convincedthe groupthe moon isfake😵 Thoughtabout timetoo hard andbroke reality🔥 “Yo...where’s thelighter?” (It'sin your hand)🧠 Forgotyoursentencemid-sentence🥴 “Thisstrain isn’teven hitting”(2 mins later:floating)🐉Mentionedaliens orgovernmentlizards🫥 Zonedout so hardyou becamebackgroundnoise🐱 Pet camein and instantlybecame themain character🍕 Took onebite of foodand forgotthe rest🎶 Vibed sohard youbecame themusic📱 Typed amessageand ghostedyourself🪑 Staredat the walllike it owedyou money🧀 Made agourmetsnack with 2sadingredients🫢 Coughedlike yourlungs ragequit🕵️ Foundthe lighter…after alreadylighting 3times💨 Took ahit andimmediatelysaid “whoa”🧍 Frozemid-walklike anNPC😶‍🌫️ Arguedwithyourselfand lost🪙 Droppedthe joint andeveryonegasped📢 “I’m noteven high”(whileobviouslytripping)🧃 Drank thelast sip andstared intothe cup like itbetrayed you🤯 Said“bro…” andneverfinished thethought🔁Repeated asentence likeit was new🎮 Forgotit was yourturn for 3rounds👽Convincedthe groupthe moon isfake😵 Thoughtabout timetoo hard andbroke reality🔥 “Yo...where’s thelighter?” (It'sin your hand)🧠 Forgotyoursentencemid-sentence

Stoner bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 🥴 “This strain isn’t even hitting” (2 mins later: floating)
  2. 🐉 Mentioned aliens or government lizards
  3. 🫥 Zoned out so hard you became background noise
  4. 🐱 Pet came in and instantly became the main character
  5. 🍕 Took one bite of food and forgot the rest
  6. 🎶 Vibed so hard you became the music
  7. 📱 Typed a message and ghosted yourself
  8. 🪑 Stared at the wall like it owed you money
  9. 🧀 Made a gourmet snack with 2 sad ingredients
  10. 🫢 Coughed like your lungs rage quit
  11. 🕵️ Found the lighter… after already lighting 3 times
  12. 💨 Took a hit and immediately said “whoa”
  13. 🧍 Froze mid-walk like an NPC
  14. 😶‍🌫️ Argued with yourself and lost
  15. 🪙 Dropped the joint and everyone gasped
  16. 📢 “I’m not even high” (while obviously tripping)
  17. 🧃 Drank the last sip and stared into the cup like it betrayed you
  18. 🤯 Said “bro…” and never finished the thought
  19. 🔁 Repeated a sentence like it was new
  20. 🎮 Forgot it was your turn for 3 rounds
  21. 👽 Convinced the group the moon is fake
  22. 😵 Thought about time too hard and broke reality
  23. 🔥 “Yo... where’s the lighter?” (It's in your hand)
  24. 🧠 Forgot your sentence mid-sentence