🕵️ Foundthe lighter…after alreadylighting 3times🪑 Staredat the walllike it owedyou money🧍 Frozemid-walklike anNPC🎮 Forgotit was yourturn for 3rounds🎶 Vibed sohard youbecame themusic💨 Took ahit andimmediatelysaid “whoa”🤯 Said“bro…” andneverfinished thethought🐉Mentionedaliens orgovernmentlizards🪙 Droppedthe joint andeveryonegasped🧀 Made agourmetsnack with 2sadingredients🔁Repeated asentence likeit was new🍕 Took onebite of foodand forgotthe rest👽Convincedthe groupthe moon isfake🫥 Zonedout so hardyou becamebackgroundnoise📢 “I’m noteven high”(whileobviouslytripping)😶‍🌫️ Arguedwithyourselfand lost🔥 “Yo...where’s thelighter?” (It'sin your hand)🫢 Coughedlike yourlungs ragequit🧃 Drank thelast sip andstared intothe cup like itbetrayed you🐱 Pet camein and instantlybecame themain character😵 Thoughtabout timetoo hard andbroke reality📱 Typed amessageand ghostedyourself🥴 “Thisstrain isn’teven hitting”(2 mins later:floating)🧠 Forgotyoursentencemid-sentence🕵️ Foundthe lighter…after alreadylighting 3times🪑 Staredat the walllike it owedyou money🧍 Frozemid-walklike anNPC🎮 Forgotit was yourturn for 3rounds🎶 Vibed sohard youbecame themusic💨 Took ahit andimmediatelysaid “whoa”🤯 Said“bro…” andneverfinished thethought🐉Mentionedaliens orgovernmentlizards🪙 Droppedthe joint andeveryonegasped🧀 Made agourmetsnack with 2sadingredients🔁Repeated asentence likeit was new🍕 Took onebite of foodand forgotthe rest👽Convincedthe groupthe moon isfake🫥 Zonedout so hardyou becamebackgroundnoise📢 “I’m noteven high”(whileobviouslytripping)😶‍🌫️ Arguedwithyourselfand lost🔥 “Yo...where’s thelighter?” (It'sin your hand)🫢 Coughedlike yourlungs ragequit🧃 Drank thelast sip andstared intothe cup like itbetrayed you🐱 Pet camein and instantlybecame themain character😵 Thoughtabout timetoo hard andbroke reality📱 Typed amessageand ghostedyourself🥴 “Thisstrain isn’teven hitting”(2 mins later:floating)🧠 Forgotyoursentencemid-sentence

Stoner bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 🕵️ Found the lighter… after already lighting 3 times
  2. 🪑 Stared at the wall like it owed you money
  3. 🧍 Froze mid-walk like an NPC
  4. 🎮 Forgot it was your turn for 3 rounds
  5. 🎶 Vibed so hard you became the music
  6. 💨 Took a hit and immediately said “whoa”
  7. 🤯 Said “bro…” and never finished the thought
  8. 🐉 Mentioned aliens or government lizards
  9. 🪙 Dropped the joint and everyone gasped
  10. 🧀 Made a gourmet snack with 2 sad ingredients
  11. 🔁 Repeated a sentence like it was new
  12. 🍕 Took one bite of food and forgot the rest
  13. 👽 Convinced the group the moon is fake
  14. 🫥 Zoned out so hard you became background noise
  15. 📢 “I’m not even high” (while obviously tripping)
  16. 😶‍🌫️ Argued with yourself and lost
  17. 🔥 “Yo... where’s the lighter?” (It's in your hand)
  18. 🫢 Coughed like your lungs rage quit
  19. 🧃 Drank the last sip and stared into the cup like it betrayed you
  20. 🐱 Pet came in and instantly became the main character
  21. 😵 Thought about time too hard and broke reality
  22. 📱 Typed a message and ghosted yourself
  23. 🥴 “This strain isn’t even hitting” (2 mins later: floating)
  24. 🧠 Forgot your sentence mid-sentence