🫥 Sattheresmiling atnothing🧠 Triedto think…too hard🛋️ Said“one morehit” 6times🧇Combinedtwo foodsinto brilliance🧃 Tried tomix sodaand tea andquestionedreality🍕 Orderedfood, forgot,got excitedall overagain🫢Whisperedeven thoughyou werealone😶‍🌫️ Zonedout mid-chew📦 Openedthe fridge 6times forno reason🌬️ Smokedmid-laughand diedinside💨 Blewsmoke andgotmesmerized🎨Fingerpaintedwith hotsauce(almost)🧠 Forgothow tohuman🎶 Said“this songhits” toevery song🧻 Useda sock asa napkin📺 Watcheda movie butonlyrememberedthe colors🔊Laughedat thesilence🤣Laughed sohard youwheezed👽 Felt likethe smokewaswatching you🎤 Said “Igot theaux” andfroze😵 Forgotwhatblinkingwas🐸 Decidedfrogs arejust wetlizards🚿 Thoughtaboutshowering,never did📞 Ignoreda call like itwas thecops🫥 Sattheresmiling atnothing🧠 Triedto think…too hard🛋️ Said“one morehit” 6times🧇Combinedtwo foodsinto brilliance🧃 Tried tomix sodaand tea andquestionedreality🍕 Orderedfood, forgot,got excitedall overagain🫢Whisperedeven thoughyou werealone😶‍🌫️ Zonedout mid-chew📦 Openedthe fridge 6times forno reason🌬️ Smokedmid-laughand diedinside💨 Blewsmoke andgotmesmerized🎨Fingerpaintedwith hotsauce(almost)🧠 Forgothow tohuman🎶 Said“this songhits” toevery song🧻 Useda sock asa napkin📺 Watcheda movie butonlyrememberedthe colors🔊Laughedat thesilence🤣Laughed sohard youwheezed👽 Felt likethe smokewaswatching you🎤 Said “Igot theaux” andfroze😵 Forgotwhatblinkingwas🐸 Decidedfrogs arejust wetlizards🚿 Thoughtaboutshowering,never did📞 Ignoreda call like itwas thecops

Stoner bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 🫥 Sat there smiling at nothing
  2. 🧠 Tried to think… too hard
  3. 🛋️ Said “one more hit” 6 times
  4. 🧇 Combined two foods into brilliance
  5. 🧃 Tried to mix soda and tea and questioned reality
  6. 🍕 Ordered food, forgot, got excited all over again
  7. 🫢 Whispered even though you were alone
  8. 😶‍🌫️ Zoned out mid-chew
  9. 📦 Opened the fridge 6 times for no reason
  10. 🌬️ Smoked mid-laugh and died inside
  11. 💨 Blew smoke and got mesmerized
  12. 🎨 Fingerpainted with hot sauce (almost)
  13. 🧠 Forgot how to human
  14. 🎶 Said “this song hits” to every song
  15. 🧻 Used a sock as a napkin
  16. 📺 Watched a movie but only remembered the colors
  17. 🔊 Laughed at the silence
  18. 🤣 Laughed so hard you wheezed
  19. 👽 Felt like the smoke was watching you
  20. 🎤 Said “I got the aux” and froze
  21. 😵 Forgot what blinking was
  22. 🐸 Decided frogs are just wet lizards
  23. 🚿 Thought about showering, never did
  24. 📞 Ignored a call like it was the cops