🫥 Sattheresmiling atnothing🧇Combinedtwo foodsinto brilliance🚿 Thoughtaboutshowering,never did🤣Laughed sohard youwheezed📺 Watcheda movie butonlyrememberedthe colors🍕 Orderedfood, forgot,got excitedall overagain👽 Felt likethe smokewaswatching you🫢Whisperedeven thoughyou werealone🧃 Tried tomix sodaand tea andquestionedreality📦 Openedthe fridge 6times forno reason🧠 Triedto think…too hard🎶 Said“this songhits” toevery song🛋️ Said“one morehit” 6times😶‍🌫️ Zonedout mid-chew🐸 Decidedfrogs arejust wetlizards📞 Ignoreda call like itwas thecops🧻 Useda sock asa napkin💨 Blewsmoke andgotmesmerized🔊Laughedat thesilence🎤 Said “Igot theaux” andfroze🌬️ Smokedmid-laughand diedinside🎨Fingerpaintedwith hotsauce(almost)😵 Forgotwhatblinkingwas🧠 Forgothow tohuman🫥 Sattheresmiling atnothing🧇Combinedtwo foodsinto brilliance🚿 Thoughtaboutshowering,never did🤣Laughed sohard youwheezed📺 Watcheda movie butonlyrememberedthe colors🍕 Orderedfood, forgot,got excitedall overagain👽 Felt likethe smokewaswatching you🫢Whisperedeven thoughyou werealone🧃 Tried tomix sodaand tea andquestionedreality📦 Openedthe fridge 6times forno reason🧠 Triedto think…too hard🎶 Said“this songhits” toevery song🛋️ Said“one morehit” 6times😶‍🌫️ Zonedout mid-chew🐸 Decidedfrogs arejust wetlizards📞 Ignoreda call like itwas thecops🧻 Useda sock asa napkin💨 Blewsmoke andgotmesmerized🔊Laughedat thesilence🎤 Said “Igot theaux” andfroze🌬️ Smokedmid-laughand diedinside🎨Fingerpaintedwith hotsauce(almost)😵 Forgotwhatblinkingwas🧠 Forgothow tohuman

Stoner bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 🫥 Sat there smiling at nothing
  2. 🧇 Combined two foods into brilliance
  3. 🚿 Thought about showering, never did
  4. 🤣 Laughed so hard you wheezed
  5. 📺 Watched a movie but only remembered the colors
  6. 🍕 Ordered food, forgot, got excited all over again
  7. 👽 Felt like the smoke was watching you
  8. 🫢 Whispered even though you were alone
  9. 🧃 Tried to mix soda and tea and questioned reality
  10. 📦 Opened the fridge 6 times for no reason
  11. 🧠 Tried to think… too hard
  12. 🎶 Said “this song hits” to every song
  13. 🛋️ Said “one more hit” 6 times
  14. 😶‍🌫️ Zoned out mid-chew
  15. 🐸 Decided frogs are just wet lizards
  16. 📞 Ignored a call like it was the cops
  17. 🧻 Used a sock as a napkin
  18. 💨 Blew smoke and got mesmerized
  19. 🔊 Laughed at the silence
  20. 🎤 Said “I got the aux” and froze
  21. 🌬️ Smoked mid-laugh and died inside
  22. 🎨 Fingerpainted with hot sauce (almost)
  23. 😵 Forgot what blinking was
  24. 🧠 Forgot how to human