Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?

Ba Dum Tis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!
  2. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  3. What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
    You're looking sharp!
  4. What did the coffee report to the police?
    A mugging!
  5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  6. What did the paper say to the pencil?
    Write on!
  7. What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving?
    Bison
  8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
  9. What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop!
  10. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!
  11. Why did the gym close down?
    It just didn't work out!
  12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crumbly!
  13. What do you call a bear that's caught in the rain?
    A drizzly bear!
  14. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    They'd crack up!
  15. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  16. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
    Because it was feeling crummy!
  17. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese!
  18. What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
    So-fish-ticated!
  19. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved!
  20. Why don't peppers like getting their picture taken?
    They always get jalapeño face!
  21. What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
    A wise quacker!
  22. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A can't opener!
  23. Why did the math book look so sad?
    Because it had too many problems!
  24. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    They don't have the guts!
  25. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meow-ntain!
  26. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!