(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the coffee report to the police?
A mugging!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn't work out!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
Why don't peppers like getting their picture taken?
They always get jalapeño face!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because it was feeling crummy!
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving?
Bison
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain!
What do you call a bear that's caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
So-fish-ticated!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
You're looking sharp!
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
A wise quacker!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack up!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
