Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?

Ba Dum Tis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!
  2. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    They don't have the guts!
  3. What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop!
  4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!
  5. What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving?
    Bison
  6. What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
    A wise quacker!
  7. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved!
  8. Why don't peppers like getting their picture taken?
    They always get jalapeño face!
  9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  10. Why did the gym close down?
    It just didn't work out!
  11. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crumbly!
  12. What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
    So-fish-ticated!
  13. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese!
  14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  15. What do you call a bear that's caught in the rain?
    A drizzly bear!
  16. What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
    You're looking sharp!
  17. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
    Because it was feeling crummy!
  18. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  19. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meow-ntain!
  20. What did the paper say to the pencil?
    Write on!
  21. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
  22. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A can't opener!
  23. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    They'd crack up!
  24. Why did the math book look so sad?
    Because it had too many problems!
  25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!
  26. What did the coffee report to the police?
    A mugging!