Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?

Ba Dum Tis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!
  2. What did the coffee report to the police?
    A mugging!
  3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  4. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!
  5. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A can't opener!
  6. What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving?
    Bison
  7. What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop!
  8. What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
    A wise quacker!
  9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  10. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved!
  11. What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
    So-fish-ticated!
  12. Why don't peppers like getting their picture taken?
    They always get jalapeño face!
  13. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese!
  14. Why did the math book look so sad?
    Because it had too many problems!
  15. What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
    You're looking sharp!
  16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!
  17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crumbly!
  18. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    They'd crack up!
  19. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  20. Why did the gym close down?
    It just didn't work out!
  21. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meow-ntain!
  22. What do you call a bear that's caught in the rain?
    A drizzly bear!
  23. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    They don't have the guts!
  24. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
    Because it was feeling crummy!
  25. What did the paper say to the pencil?
    Write on!
  26. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!