Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?

Ba Dum Tis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!
  2. What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop!
  3. Why did the math book look so sad?
    Because it had too many problems!
  4. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
    Because it was feeling crummy!
  5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    They'd crack up!
  6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
  7. Why don't peppers like getting their picture taken?
    They always get jalapeño face!
  8. What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
    So-fish-ticated!
  9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  10. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese!
  11. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A can't opener!
  12. What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
    You're looking sharp!
  13. What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving?
    Bison
  14. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!
  15. What do you call a bear that's caught in the rain?
    A drizzly bear!
  16. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  17. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  18. What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
    A wise quacker!
  19. What did the paper say to the pencil?
    Write on!
  20. What did the coffee report to the police?
    A mugging!
  21. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!
  22. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved!
  23. Why did the gym close down?
    It just didn't work out!
  24. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meow-ntain!
  25. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    They don't have the guts!
  26. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crumbly!