Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?

Ba Dum Tis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!
  2. What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving?
    Bison
  3. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meow-ntain!
  4. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    They'd crack up!
  5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese!
  6. What do you call a bear that's caught in the rain?
    A drizzly bear!
  7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  8. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
    Because it was feeling crummy!
  9. Why did the math book look so sad?
    Because it had too many problems!
  10. Why did the gym close down?
    It just didn't work out!
  11. What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop!
  12. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!
  13. What did the coffee report to the police?
    A mugging!
  14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!
  15. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    They don't have the guts!
  16. Why don't peppers like getting their picture taken?
    They always get jalapeño face!
  17. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  18. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved!
  19. What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
    A wise quacker!
  20. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crumbly!
  21. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  22. What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
    So-fish-ticated!
  23. What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
    You're looking sharp!
  24. What did the paper say to the pencil?
    Write on!
  25. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
  26. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A can't opener!