A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?A porkchop!What do youcall a pigthat doeskarate?They don'thave theguts!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Becauseit had toomanyproblems!Why didthe mathbook lookso sad?Animpasta!What doyou callfakespaghetti?Writeon!What didthe papersay to thepencil?Adrizzlybear!What do youcall a bearthat's caughtin the rain?It justdidn'twork out!Why didthe gymclosedown?Theyalways getjalapeñoface!Why don'tpeppers likegetting theirpicturetaken?They'dcrackup!Why don'teggs telljokes?Agummybear!What doyou call abear withno teeth?Becauseit wasfeelingcrummy!Why didthe cookiego to thenurse?Becauseit wasfeelingcrumbly!Why didthe cookiego to thedoctor?Nothing, itjust let outa littlewine!What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Ameow-ntain!What doyou call apile ofcats?In case hegot a holein one!Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Amugging!What didthe coffeereport tothe police?Becausethen itwould bea foot!Why can'ta nose be12 incheslong?Nachocheese!What doyou callcheese thatisn't yours?Nothing,it justwaved!What didthe oceansay to theshore?Becausehe wasoutstandingin his field!Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?BisonWhat did thebuffalo sayto his sonwhenleaving?You'relookingsharp!What did thepencil say tothe otherpencil?A can'topener!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Becausethey makeupeverything!Why don'tscientiststrustatoms?So-fish-ticated!What doyou call afish wearinga bow tie?A wisequacker!What doyou call aduck thatgets all A's?

Ba Dum Tis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop!
  2. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    They don't have the guts!
  3. Why did the math book look so sad?
    Because it had too many problems!
  4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!
  5. What did the paper say to the pencil?
    Write on!
  6. What do you call a bear that's caught in the rain?
    A drizzly bear!
  7. Why did the gym close down?
    It just didn't work out!
  8. Why don't peppers like getting their picture taken?
    They always get jalapeño face!
  9. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    They'd crack up!
  10. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  11. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
    Because it was feeling crummy!
  12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crumbly!
  13. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  14. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meow-ntain!
  15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!
  16. What did the coffee report to the police?
    A mugging!
  17. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  18. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese!
  19. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved!
  20. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
  21. What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving?
    Bison
  22. What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
    You're looking sharp!
  23. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A can't opener!
  24. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!
  25. What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
    So-fish-ticated!
  26. What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
    A wise quacker!