MA failedto meetthe goalsRecordprofitsPOGOisgreat!Threatensto hireindiansLessremote,moreofficeThe newprocessshowsamazingresultsMarthadoesnothing,still winsWorksmarterSomeonescomplainsor gets madmid updateGreatprofits butwe need topay the billsEmphasison loggingtimeCommonsenseIs yoursuper powerMakeuse ofmore "AI"MoregameteamsInefficientteam(s)FMVfailed thegoalsBohdan sayssomethinginsensitive orstupidFix yourroof whenits sunnyLaurenssteals theteamcreditBrandnewuselessprocess'sMeetingovertime30+ minsWork isgood butnot goodenoughYou arelucky to workhere wherethere's nolayoffsDST failedto meetthe goalsMA failedto meetthe goalsRecordprofitsPOGOisgreat!Threatensto hireindiansLessremote,moreofficeThe newprocessshowsamazingresultsMarthadoesnothing,still winsWorksmarterSomeonescomplainsor gets madmid updateGreatprofits butwe need topay the billsEmphasison loggingtimeCommonsenseIs yoursuper powerMakeuse ofmore "AI"MoregameteamsInefficientteam(s)FMVfailed thegoalsBohdan sayssomethinginsensitive orstupidFix yourroof whenits sunnyLaurenssteals theteamcreditBrandnewuselessprocess'sMeetingovertime30+ minsWork isgood butnot goodenoughYou arelucky to workhere wherethere's nolayoffsDST failedto meetthe goals

Company Update 💩 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. MA failed to meet the goals
  2. Record profits
  3. POGO is great!
  4. Threatens to hire indians
  5. Less remote, more office
  6. The new process shows amazing results
  7. Martha does nothing, still wins
  8. Work smarter
  9. Someones complains or gets mad mid update
  10. Great profits but we need to pay the bills
  11. Emphasis on logging time
  12. Common sense Is your super power
  13. Make use of more "AI"
  14. More game teams
  15. Inefficient team(s)
  16. FMV failed the goals
  17. Bohdan says something insensitive or stupid
  18. Fix your roof when its sunny
  19. Laurens steals the team credit
  20. Brand new useless process's
  21. Meeting overtime 30+ mins
  22. Work is good but not good enough
  23. You are lucky to work here where there's no layoffs
  24. DST failed to meet the goals