(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Patient-induced PTSD, coming to the DSM-VI
MD : ``It will be a simple f/u" (narrator : it was not)
Security sending every pnt to G050 (Pre-op, thrombosis, etc)
Transparent CRDS pnts (where are they??)
Apparently we do biopsies in the DTC? (narrator : we dont)
Pnt : "But I was here first!".
Technically, I was here first.
Outpatient clinic running on time? What is this, Grey's Anatomy?
Room temperatures as inconsistent as Torsade's ECG
Pnts expecting admin staff to have the power to make the MD go faster
All hail our glorious lifesaver, Nespresso!
Pnt asking us to tell *another department* to advance their apt??
Having days where you have to decide getting ice cream or committing a felony
Code-free since 2024 (don't jinx it!)
`But it`s an emergency!`` (..good thing there this magical place called the ER!)
``I`ve been waiting for X time!`` (Oh dear, wait until you have to see ophthalmology)
Coming in at 4PM the day before a document is due..and its Thursday
Its a VIP! Nope, just a platoon of transport adapté pnts who have their apt at the same time?
``I want to be seen by a doctor, not a resident!``
Unsure if pnt is listing list of complaints or reciting Harrison's
Unsure if tired from working hard or from pnts sucking our life force
Past 3PM and someone is approaching the entrance (please turn, please turn..)
Translator? We dont need no translator (narrator : they did)
Receiving calls for Pts on K6, K7, CTU, NTU..???
Who needs a heater when some patients come in heated for no fault of your own?
