Leave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysTreatsomeoneto youropinionStart arumorchainMicrowavefishRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Close theelevatorwhile makingeye contactSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Slam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou are“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Greet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Send ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningPracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Leave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysTreatsomeoneto youropinionStart arumorchainMicrowavefishRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Close theelevatorwhile makingeye contactSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Slam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou are“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Greet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Send ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningPracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  2. Treat someone to your opinion
  3. Start a rumor chain
  4. Microwave fish
  5. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  6. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  7. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  8. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  9. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  10. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  11. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  12. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  13. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  14. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  15. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  16. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  17. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  18. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  19. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  20. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  21. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  22. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  23. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  24. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”