Complimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Leave asticky notethat says"Try harder."SHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchMicrowavefishHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”BE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYTreatsomeoneto youropinionSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Greet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth mode“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingStart arumorchainCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Leave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Slam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou arePracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Leave asticky notethat says"Try harder."SHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchMicrowavefishHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”BE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYTreatsomeoneto youropinionSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Greet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth mode“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingStart arumorchainCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Leave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Slam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou arePracticeself-care byghostinggroup chats

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  2. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  3. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  4. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  5. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  6. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  7. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  8. Microwave fish
  9. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  10. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  11. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  12. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  13. Treat someone to your opinion
  14. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  15. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  16. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  17. Start a rumor chain
  18. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  19. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  20. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  21. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  22. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  23. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  24. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats