Tell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Tell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to them“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Smile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Celebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Roll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactTreatsomeoneto youropinionBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerStart arumorchainLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Complimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTPracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsMicrowavefishSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou arePretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Tell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to them“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Smile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Celebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Roll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactTreatsomeoneto youropinionBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerStart arumorchainLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Complimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTPracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsMicrowavefishSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou arePretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunch

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  2. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  3. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  4. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  5. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  6. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  7. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  8. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  9. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  10. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  11. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  12. Treat someone to your opinion
  13. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  14. Start a rumor chain
  15. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  16. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  17. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  18. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  19. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  20. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  21. Microwave fish
  22. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  23. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  24. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch