SHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTTreatsomeoneto youropinionPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Greet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth mode“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysStart arumorchainTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themMicrowavefishAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Be thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Slam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chatsSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.SHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTTreatsomeoneto youropinionPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Greet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth mode“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysStart arumorchainTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themMicrowavefishAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Be thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Slam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chatsSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  2. Treat someone to your opinion
  3. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  4. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  5. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  6. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  7. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  8. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  9. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  10. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  11. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  12. Start a rumor chain
  13. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  14. Microwave fish
  15. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  16. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  17. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  18. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  19. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  20. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  21. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  22. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  23. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  24. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.