Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchStart arumorchainSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”SHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Close theelevatorwhile makingeye contactLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Treatsomeoneto youropinionSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Leave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeMicrowavefishBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chatsAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchStart arumorchainSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”SHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Close theelevatorwhile makingeye contactLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Treatsomeoneto youropinionSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Leave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeMicrowavefishBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chats

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  2. Start a rumor chain
  3. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  4. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  5. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  6. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  7. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  8. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  9. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  10. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  11. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  12. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  13. Treat someone to your opinion
  14. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  15. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  16. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  17. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  18. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  19. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  20. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  21. Microwave fish
  22. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  23. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  24. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats