Smile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.SHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Celebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Start arumorchainHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Treatsomeoneto youropinionRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Send ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chats“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYMicrowavefishSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.SHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Celebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Start arumorchainHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Treatsomeoneto youropinionRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Send ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chats“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYMicrowavefish

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  2. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  3. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  4. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  5. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  6. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  7. Start a rumor chain
  8. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  9. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  10. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  11. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  12. Treat someone to your opinion
  13. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  14. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  15. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  16. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  17. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  18. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  19. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  20. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  21. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  22. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  23. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  24. Microwave fish