Roll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”BE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chatsSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou are“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Start arumorchainClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactMicrowavefishTreatsomeoneto youropinionSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Roll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modeCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”BE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chatsSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou are“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Start arumorchainClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactMicrowavefishTreatsomeoneto youropinionSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  2. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  3. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  4. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  5. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  6. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  7. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  8. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  9. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  10. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  11. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  12. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  13. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  14. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  15. Start a rumor chain
  16. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  17. Microwave fish
  18. Treat someone to your opinion
  19. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  20. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  21. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  22. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  23. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  24. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”