Roll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chatsBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerTreatsomeoneto youropinionSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modePretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”BE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Send a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”MicrowavefishSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Start arumorchainSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Practiceself-care byghostinggroup chatsBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerTreatsomeoneto youropinionSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modePretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”BE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Send a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”MicrowavefishSlam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Start arumorchainSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTHelp acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegating

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  2. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  3. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  4. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  5. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  6. Treat someone to your opinion
  7. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  8. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  9. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  10. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  11. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  12. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  13. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  14. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  15. Microwave fish
  16. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  17. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  18. Start a rumor chain
  19. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  20. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  21. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  22. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  23. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  24. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating