Treatsomeoneto youropinionSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modePracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”MicrowavefishRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole career“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Leave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Slam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Close theelevatorwhile makingeye contactStart arumorchainSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Treatsomeoneto youropinionSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTGreet exactlyzero peopleand pretendyou’re instealth modePracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”MicrowavefishRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole career“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningBE THEREASONSOMEONENEEDSTHERAPYTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Leave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Slam the doorshut behindyou like themain characteryou areAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Close theelevatorwhile makingeye contactStart arumorchainSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Treat someone to your opinion
  2. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  3. Greet exactly zero people and pretend you’re in stealth mode
  4. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  5. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  6. Microwave fish
  7. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  8. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  9. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  10. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  11. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  12. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  13. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  14. BE THE REASON SOMEONE NEEDS THERAPY
  15. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  16. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  17. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  18. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  19. Slam the door shut behind you like the main character you are
  20. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  21. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  22. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  23. Start a rumor chain
  24. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.