Treatsomeoneto youropinionSlam thedoor shutbehindyouGiveeveryonea thumbsdownMicrowavefishLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTPracticeself-care byghostinggroup chats“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerStart arumorCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleBe thereasonsomeoneneedstherapyTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Send ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Complimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Pretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Treatsomeoneto youropinionSlam thedoor shutbehindyouGiveeveryonea thumbsdownMicrowavefishLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTPracticeself-care byghostinggroup chats“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerStart arumorCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleBe thereasonsomeoneneedstherapyTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Send ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Complimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themSmile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Pretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Treat someone to your opinion
  2. Slam the door shut behind you
  3. Give everyone a thumbs down
  4. Microwave fish
  5. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  6. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  7. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  8. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  9. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  10. Start a rumor
  11. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  12. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  13. Be the reason someone needs therapy
  14. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  15. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  16. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  17. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  18. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  19. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  20. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  21. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  22. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  23. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  24. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”