Send a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Smile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Close theelevatorwhile makingeye contactRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysBe thereasonsomeoneneedstherapyAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchMicrowavefishGiveeveryonea thumbsdownLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Send ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Help acoworker…by watchingthemstrugglePracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Slam thedoor shutbehindyouStart arumorTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTTreatsomeoneto youropinionComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Smile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.Close theelevatorwhile makingeye contactRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysBe thereasonsomeoneneedstherapyAccidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunchMicrowavefishGiveeveryonea thumbsdownLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Send ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Help acoworker…by watchingthemstrugglePracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Slam thedoor shutbehindyouStart arumorTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themSHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTTreatsomeoneto youropinionComplimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegating

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”
  2. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  3. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  4. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  5. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  6. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  7. Be the reason someone needs therapy
  8. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  9. Microwave fish
  10. Give everyone a thumbs down
  11. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  12. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  13. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  14. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  15. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  16. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  17. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  18. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  19. Slam the door shut behind you
  20. Start a rumor
  21. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  22. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  23. Treat someone to your opinion
  24. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating