Smile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.MicrowavefishGiveeveryonea thumbsdownTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunch“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Complimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingSlam thedoor shutbehindyouPracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Start arumorBe thereasonsomeoneneedstherapySHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactTreatsomeoneto youropinionSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”Smile at threepeople… butonly with youreyes. Deadeyes.MicrowavefishGiveeveryonea thumbsdownTell someone“looks likesomeone’sgot a case ofthe Mondays”Accidentallyforget toinvitesomeone tolunch“Reconnect”with someonejust to remindthem why youstopped talkingSend ameme… butmake itconfusing andslightlythreateningTell someonewhat beingkind shouldmean to themBe thereasonsomeonerethinks theirwhole careerPretendednot to hearsomeonesay “Goodmorning”Complimentyoursupervisor’sefficiency…at delegatingSlam thedoor shutbehindyouPracticeself-care byghostinggroup chatsLeave yourdirty mugin the sinkfor daysRoll youreyes justenough forthem tonoticeLeave asticky notethat says"Try harder."Help acoworker…by watchingthemstruggleCelebratesomeone’s winby remindingthem it’s “not acompetition”Start arumorBe thereasonsomeoneneedstherapySHARE ANINSPIRATIONALQUOTE FROM ACONVICTClose theelevatorwhile makingeye contactTreatsomeoneto youropinionSend a “thankyou” emailwith exactlyone word:“Noted.”

UNSPIRATIONAL OFFICE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Smile at three people… but only with your eyes. Dead eyes.
  2. Microwave fish
  3. Give everyone a thumbs down
  4. Tell someone “looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”
  5. Accidentally forget to invite someone to lunch
  6. “Reconnect” with someone just to remind them why you stopped talking
  7. Send a meme… but make it confusing and slightly threatening
  8. Tell someone what being kind should mean to them
  9. Be the reason someone rethinks their whole career
  10. Pretended not to hear someone say “Good morning”
  11. Compliment your supervisor’s efficiency… at delegating
  12. Slam the door shut behind you
  13. Practice self-care by ghosting group chats
  14. Leave your dirty mug in the sink for days
  15. Roll your eyes just enough for them to notice
  16. Leave a sticky note that says "Try harder."
  17. Help a coworker… by watching them struggle
  18. Celebrate someone’s win by reminding them it’s “not a competition”
  19. Start a rumor
  20. Be the reason someone needs therapy
  21. SHARE AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FROM A CONVICT
  22. Close the elevator while making eye contact
  23. Treat someone to your opinion
  24. Send a “thank you” email with exactly one word: “Noted.”