Carol laughsat somethingshe clearlydoesn’t findfunnyawkwardcomment aboutJohn’s death (ala obviouslyhe’s dead)carol yanksTimothyaway fromspendingtime with usinappropriatelife comment(anyone)Carol gets inthe way inthe kitchennot on hercooking nightcarolharassesdad for smththats easilygoogleableCarol sayssomething thatmakes Michaelgo « for god’ssake »treatsTimothy likean infant(e.g. cuts uphis food up)harassingJuliaaboutpregnancyCarol usesthe widowcard (I’m justbeing kind tomyself)brings upJohn’s deathwithout ahint ofsadnessCarol angryover cornedbeefChristmasCarol asksMichael forfree legaladviceCarolmakessalmonfor dinnerjustenoughsalmon (noleftovers)Carol’s aconservative??????carol pays her exactshare down to thepenny instead ofsplitting the bill(restaurant/shopping)family memberdrags u asideto tell u carolsdriving themcrazyunprovokedCarol makes acommentabout how niceand big mom’sroom is« Carolyou arenot a poorperson »Carol asksto split ameal tocut costsshittyshittywineCarol doesn’task Sarah asinglequestionabout her lifeCarol’shidden stashof snacks isfoundshittysandwichesfor herlunchBonus: auntHeather asksMichael for freelegal adviceabout wildhorse groupinappropriatequestionabout moneyCarol sayssomething thatmakes a normalperson go “ohshe murderedher husband”carol tries tokill/seriouslyinjureMichaelagainCarol laughsat somethingshe clearlydoesn’t findfunnyawkwardcomment aboutJohn’s death (ala obviouslyhe’s dead)carol yanksTimothyaway fromspendingtime with usinappropriatelife comment(anyone)Carol gets inthe way inthe kitchennot on hercooking nightcarolharassesdad for smththats easilygoogleableCarol sayssomething thatmakes Michaelgo « for god’ssake »treatsTimothy likean infant(e.g. cuts uphis food up)harassingJuliaaboutpregnancyCarol usesthe widowcard (I’m justbeing kind tomyself)brings upJohn’s deathwithout ahint ofsadnessCarol angryover cornedbeefChristmasCarol asksMichael forfree legaladviceCarolmakessalmonfor dinnerjustenoughsalmon (noleftovers)Carol’s aconservative??????carol pays her exactshare down to thepenny instead ofsplitting the bill(restaurant/shopping)family memberdrags u asideto tell u carolsdriving themcrazyunprovokedCarol makes acommentabout how niceand big mom’sroom is« Carolyou arenot a poorperson »Carol asksto split ameal tocut costsshittyshittywineCarol doesn’task Sarah asinglequestionabout her lifeCarol’shidden stashof snacks isfoundshittysandwichesfor herlunchBonus: auntHeather asksMichael for freelegal adviceabout wildhorse groupinappropriatequestionabout moneyCarol sayssomething thatmakes a normalperson go “ohshe murderedher husband”carol tries tokill/seriouslyinjureMichaelagain

Carol Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Carol laughs at something she clearly doesn’t find funny
  2. awkward comment about John’s death (a la obviously he’s dead)
  3. carol yanks Timothy away from spending time with us
  4. inappropriate life comment (anyone)
  5. Carol gets in the way in the kitchen not on her cooking night
  6. carol harasses dad for smth thats easily googleable
  7. Carol says something that makes Michael go « for god’s sake »
  8. treats Timothy like an infant (e.g. cuts up his food up)
  9. harassing Julia about pregnancy
  10. Carol uses the widow card (I’m just being kind to myself)
  11. brings up John’s death without a hint of sadness
  12. Carol angry over corned beef Christmas
  13. Carol asks Michael for free legal advice
  14. Carol makes salmon for dinner
  15. just enough salmon (no leftovers)
  16. Carol’s a conservative ??????
  17. carol pays her exact share down to the penny instead of splitting the bill (restaurant/shopping)
  18. family member drags u aside to tell u carols driving them crazy unprovoked
  19. Carol makes a comment about how nice and big mom’s room is
  20. « Carol you are not a poor person »
  21. Carol asks to split a meal to cut costs
  22. shitty shitty wine
  23. Carol doesn’t ask Sarah a single question about her life
  24. Carol’s hidden stash of snacks is found
  25. shitty sandwiches for her lunch
  26. Bonus: aunt Heather asks Michael for free legal advice about wild horse group
  27. inappropriate question about money
  28. Carol says something that makes a normal person go “oh she murdered her husband”
  29. carol tries to kill/seriously injure Michael again