Carolmakessalmonfor dinnercarolharassesdad for smththats easilygoogleablejustenoughsalmon (noleftovers)Carol makes acommentabout how niceand big mom’sroom isCarol usesthe widowcard (I’m justbeing kind tomyself)Carol sayssomething thatmakes a normalperson go “ohshe murderedher husband”harassingJuliaaboutpregnancycarol pays her exactshare down to thepenny instead ofsplitting the bill(restaurant/shopping)brings upJohn’s deathwithout ahint ofsadnessCarol laughsat somethingshe clearlydoesn’t findfunnyCarol sayssomething thatmakes Michaelgo « for god’ssake »carol tries tokill/seriouslyinjureMichaelagainCarol’s aconservative??????Carol doesn’task Sarah asinglequestionabout her life« Carolyou arenot a poorperson »inappropriatelife comment(anyone)Bonus: auntHeather asksMichael for freelegal adviceabout wildhorse groupCarol gets inthe way inthe kitchennot on hercooking nightCarol asksto split ameal tocut costsinappropriatequestionabout moneyCarol angryover cornedbeefChristmasCarol’shidden stashof snacks isfoundfamily memberdrags u asideto tell u carolsdriving themcrazyunprovokedshittyshittywinetreatsTimothy likean infant(e.g. cuts uphis food up)shittysandwichesfor herlunchcarol yanksTimothyaway fromspendingtime with usawkwardcomment aboutJohn’s death (ala obviouslyhe’s dead)Carol asksMichael forfree legaladviceCarolmakessalmonfor dinnercarolharassesdad for smththats easilygoogleablejustenoughsalmon (noleftovers)Carol makes acommentabout how niceand big mom’sroom isCarol usesthe widowcard (I’m justbeing kind tomyself)Carol sayssomething thatmakes a normalperson go “ohshe murderedher husband”harassingJuliaaboutpregnancycarol pays her exactshare down to thepenny instead ofsplitting the bill(restaurant/shopping)brings upJohn’s deathwithout ahint ofsadnessCarol laughsat somethingshe clearlydoesn’t findfunnyCarol sayssomething thatmakes Michaelgo « for god’ssake »carol tries tokill/seriouslyinjureMichaelagainCarol’s aconservative??????Carol doesn’task Sarah asinglequestionabout her life« Carolyou arenot a poorperson »inappropriatelife comment(anyone)Bonus: auntHeather asksMichael for freelegal adviceabout wildhorse groupCarol gets inthe way inthe kitchennot on hercooking nightCarol asksto split ameal tocut costsinappropriatequestionabout moneyCarol angryover cornedbeefChristmasCarol’shidden stashof snacks isfoundfamily memberdrags u asideto tell u carolsdriving themcrazyunprovokedshittyshittywinetreatsTimothy likean infant(e.g. cuts uphis food up)shittysandwichesfor herlunchcarol yanksTimothyaway fromspendingtime with usawkwardcomment aboutJohn’s death (ala obviouslyhe’s dead)Carol asksMichael forfree legaladvice

Carol Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Carol makes salmon for dinner
  2. carol harasses dad for smth thats easily googleable
  3. just enough salmon (no leftovers)
  4. Carol makes a comment about how nice and big mom’s room is
  5. Carol uses the widow card (I’m just being kind to myself)
  6. Carol says something that makes a normal person go “oh she murdered her husband”
  7. harassing Julia about pregnancy
  8. carol pays her exact share down to the penny instead of splitting the bill (restaurant/shopping)
  9. brings up John’s death without a hint of sadness
  10. Carol laughs at something she clearly doesn’t find funny
  11. Carol says something that makes Michael go « for god’s sake »
  12. carol tries to kill/seriously injure Michael again
  13. Carol’s a conservative ??????
  14. Carol doesn’t ask Sarah a single question about her life
  15. « Carol you are not a poor person »
  16. inappropriate life comment (anyone)
  17. Bonus: aunt Heather asks Michael for free legal advice about wild horse group
  18. Carol gets in the way in the kitchen not on her cooking night
  19. Carol asks to split a meal to cut costs
  20. inappropriate question about money
  21. Carol angry over corned beef Christmas
  22. Carol’s hidden stash of snacks is found
  23. family member drags u aside to tell u carols driving them crazy unprovoked
  24. shitty shitty wine
  25. treats Timothy like an infant (e.g. cuts up his food up)
  26. shitty sandwiches for her lunch
  27. carol yanks Timothy away from spending time with us
  28. awkward comment about John’s death (a la obviously he’s dead)
  29. Carol asks Michael for free legal advice