MN deer haveevolved andcan see blazeorangeNotenoughstandingcorn!State Farmsays wehave toomany deerTooCold!NotEnoughAcorns!Spent toomuch moneystudyingsquirrellreproductionRipley huntturnout was sogood, we decidedto implementstatewide shittydeer huntingLazyHuntersTooWarm!TooWindy!Localtourismdollars areoverratedBrooks isa doodooheadUsed deerrevenuefor a bigpartyAlienabductionThe TREES!Think aboutthe poortrees!Mushroomhunting isfun too, yaknowNo need todeer hunt,just go toArby'sSome guyfromPennsylvaniasaid this ishow to do itHave youthought abouthugging a treeinstead?Deer areobviously there,people aren'tregistering theirharvestsToo muchStandingCorn!Maybeyoushould gofishing?Can't convictpoachersdue to badwarrantsA farmer calledand complainedthere were toomany deer inhis field so wekilled them allMN deer haveevolved andcan see blazeorangeNotenoughstandingcorn!State Farmsays wehave toomany deerTooCold!NotEnoughAcorns!Spent toomuch moneystudyingsquirrellreproductionRipley huntturnout was sogood, we decidedto implementstatewide shittydeer huntingLazyHuntersTooWarm!TooWindy!Localtourismdollars areoverratedBrooks isa doodooheadUsed deerrevenuefor a bigpartyAlienabductionThe TREES!Think aboutthe poortrees!Mushroomhunting isfun too, yaknowNo need todeer hunt,just go toArby'sSome guyfromPennsylvaniasaid this ishow to do itHave youthought abouthugging a treeinstead?Deer areobviously there,people aren'tregistering theirharvestsToo muchStandingCorn!Maybeyoushould gofishing?Can't convictpoachersdue to badwarrantsA farmer calledand complainedthere were toomany deer inhis field so wekilled them all

MN DNR Deer Excuse BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. MN deer have evolved and can see blaze orange
  2. Not enough standing corn!
  3. State Farm says we have too many deer
  4. Too Cold!
  5. Not Enough Acorns!
  6. Spent too much money studying squirrell reproduction
  7. Ripley hunt turnout was so good, we decided to implement statewide shitty deer hunting
  8. Lazy Hunters
  9. Too Warm!
  10. Too Windy!
  11. Local tourism dollars are overrated
  12. Brooks is a doodoo head
  13. Used deer revenue for a big party
  14. Alien abduction
  15. The TREES! Think about the poor trees!
  16. Mushroom hunting is fun too, ya know
  17. No need to deer hunt, just go to Arby's
  18. Some guy from Pennsylvania said this is how to do it
  19. Have you thought about hugging a tree instead?
  20. Deer are obviously there, people aren't registering their harvests
  21. Too much Standing Corn!
  22. Maybe you should go fishing?
  23. Can't convict poachers due to bad warrants
  24. A farmer called and complained there were too many deer in his field so we killed them all