The TREES!Think aboutthe poortrees!Can't convictpoachersdue to badwarrantsNotEnoughAcorns!Maybeyoushould gofishing?MN deer haveevolved andcan see blazeorangeUsed deerrevenuefor a bigpartyTooWarm!TooCold!AlienabductionNo need todeer hunt,just go toArby'sLocaltourismdollars areoverratedLazyHuntersState Farmsays wehave toomany deerDeer areobviously there,people aren'tregistering theirharvestsSome guyfromPennsylvaniasaid this ishow to do itToo muchStandingCorn!TooWindy!A farmer calledand complainedthere were toomany deer inhis field so wekilled them allNotenoughstandingcorn!Mushroomhunting isfun too, yaknowBrooks isa doodooheadSpent toomuch moneystudyingsquirrellreproductionRipley huntturnout was sogood, we decidedto implementstatewide shittydeer huntingHave youthought abouthugging a treeinstead?The TREES!Think aboutthe poortrees!Can't convictpoachersdue to badwarrantsNotEnoughAcorns!Maybeyoushould gofishing?MN deer haveevolved andcan see blazeorangeUsed deerrevenuefor a bigpartyTooWarm!TooCold!AlienabductionNo need todeer hunt,just go toArby'sLocaltourismdollars areoverratedLazyHuntersState Farmsays wehave toomany deerDeer areobviously there,people aren'tregistering theirharvestsSome guyfromPennsylvaniasaid this ishow to do itToo muchStandingCorn!TooWindy!A farmer calledand complainedthere were toomany deer inhis field so wekilled them allNotenoughstandingcorn!Mushroomhunting isfun too, yaknowBrooks isa doodooheadSpent toomuch moneystudyingsquirrellreproductionRipley huntturnout was sogood, we decidedto implementstatewide shittydeer huntingHave youthought abouthugging a treeinstead?

MN DNR Deer Excuse BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The TREES! Think about the poor trees!
  2. Can't convict poachers due to bad warrants
  3. Not Enough Acorns!
  4. Maybe you should go fishing?
  5. MN deer have evolved and can see blaze orange
  6. Used deer revenue for a big party
  7. Too Warm!
  8. Too Cold!
  9. Alien abduction
  10. No need to deer hunt, just go to Arby's
  11. Local tourism dollars are overrated
  12. Lazy Hunters
  13. State Farm says we have too many deer
  14. Deer are obviously there, people aren't registering their harvests
  15. Some guy from Pennsylvania said this is how to do it
  16. Too much Standing Corn!
  17. Too Windy!
  18. A farmer called and complained there were too many deer in his field so we killed them all
  19. Not enough standing corn!
  20. Mushroom hunting is fun too, ya know
  21. Brooks is a doodoo head
  22. Spent too much money studying squirrell reproduction
  23. Ripley hunt turnout was so good, we decided to implement statewide shitty deer hunting
  24. Have you thought about hugging a tree instead?