A farmer calledand complainedthere were toomany deer inhis field so wekilled them allTooCold!Ripley huntturnout was sogood, we decidedto implementstatewide shittydeer huntingMaybeyoushould gofishing?Some guyfromPennsylvaniasaid this ishow to do itUsed deerrevenuefor a bigpartyNotEnoughAcorns!MN deer haveevolved andcan see blazeorangeLocaltourismdollars areoverratedTooWarm!Mushroomhunting isfun too, yaknowSpent toomuch moneystudyingsquirrellreproductionNo need todeer hunt,just go toArby'sThe TREES!Think aboutthe poortrees!AlienabductionLazyHuntersToo muchStandingCorn!Notenoughstandingcorn!Can't convictpoachersdue to badwarrantsState Farmsays wehave toomany deerHave youthought abouthugging a treeinstead?Deer areobviously there,people aren'tregistering theirharvestsBrooks isa doodooheadTooWindy!A farmer calledand complainedthere were toomany deer inhis field so wekilled them allTooCold!Ripley huntturnout was sogood, we decidedto implementstatewide shittydeer huntingMaybeyoushould gofishing?Some guyfromPennsylvaniasaid this ishow to do itUsed deerrevenuefor a bigpartyNotEnoughAcorns!MN deer haveevolved andcan see blazeorangeLocaltourismdollars areoverratedTooWarm!Mushroomhunting isfun too, yaknowSpent toomuch moneystudyingsquirrellreproductionNo need todeer hunt,just go toArby'sThe TREES!Think aboutthe poortrees!AlienabductionLazyHuntersToo muchStandingCorn!Notenoughstandingcorn!Can't convictpoachersdue to badwarrantsState Farmsays wehave toomany deerHave youthought abouthugging a treeinstead?Deer areobviously there,people aren'tregistering theirharvestsBrooks isa doodooheadTooWindy!

MN DNR Deer Excuse BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A farmer called and complained there were too many deer in his field so we killed them all
  2. Too Cold!
  3. Ripley hunt turnout was so good, we decided to implement statewide shitty deer hunting
  4. Maybe you should go fishing?
  5. Some guy from Pennsylvania said this is how to do it
  6. Used deer revenue for a big party
  7. Not Enough Acorns!
  8. MN deer have evolved and can see blaze orange
  9. Local tourism dollars are overrated
  10. Too Warm!
  11. Mushroom hunting is fun too, ya know
  12. Spent too much money studying squirrell reproduction
  13. No need to deer hunt, just go to Arby's
  14. The TREES! Think about the poor trees!
  15. Alien abduction
  16. Lazy Hunters
  17. Too much Standing Corn!
  18. Not enough standing corn!
  19. Can't convict poachers due to bad warrants
  20. State Farm says we have too many deer
  21. Have you thought about hugging a tree instead?
  22. Deer are obviously there, people aren't registering their harvests
  23. Brooks is a doodoo head
  24. Too Windy!