“Wouldprefer to notdo too muchpaperwork”“I’m aUSMSintern inDetroit”“Should I jointhe militarypurely to go1811?”“Primarilyinterested inSWAT/CAT/MSD”Largefamily,doesn’t wantto move“Mydreamjob”ObviouslydisqualifyingcriminalhistoryWill onlyacceptTampa orCharlotte“Not an1811,but…”Questionabouttimeline thatnobody cananswer“Can I joinNCISwithout adegree?”Is it worthleaving mylucrativecorporatejob?Put all eggsin USMSbasket nineyears ago“Whichagency wouldbe best?” (Nocontextgiven)Horriblyunpreparedfor fitnesstest“What willI need tobring forCITP?”“CustomsandBorderPatrol”DisgruntledemployeecomplainsaboutagencyClaims to beposting onbehalf of friendor significantother“Whichagency isthe beststeppingstone?”“Should Igo local orfederal?”Has extremelyimpressivebackground,needs chronicreassuranceVeryNSFWprofilehistoryWantsIRS, noaccountingcredits“Wouldprefer to notdo too muchpaperwork”“I’m aUSMSintern inDetroit”“Should I jointhe militarypurely to go1811?”“Primarilyinterested inSWAT/CAT/MSD”Largefamily,doesn’t wantto move“Mydreamjob”ObviouslydisqualifyingcriminalhistoryWill onlyacceptTampa orCharlotte“Not an1811,but…”Questionabouttimeline thatnobody cananswer“Can I joinNCISwithout adegree?”Is it worthleaving mylucrativecorporatejob?Put all eggsin USMSbasket nineyears ago“Whichagency wouldbe best?” (Nocontextgiven)Horriblyunpreparedfor fitnesstest“What willI need tobring forCITP?”“CustomsandBorderPatrol”DisgruntledemployeecomplainsaboutagencyClaims to beposting onbehalf of friendor significantother“Whichagency isthe beststeppingstone?”“Should Igo local orfederal?”Has extremelyimpressivebackground,needs chronicreassuranceVeryNSFWprofilehistoryWantsIRS, noaccountingcredits

R/1811 Bad Comments - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Would prefer to not do too much paperwork”
  2. “I’m a USMS intern in Detroit”
  3. “Should I join the military purely to go 1811?”
  4. “Primarily interested in SWAT/CAT/MSD”
  5. Large family, doesn’t want to move
  6. “My dream job”
  7. Obviously disqualifying criminal history
  8. Will only accept Tampa or Charlotte
  9. “Not an 1811, but…”
  10. Question about timeline that nobody can answer
  11. “Can I join NCIS without a degree?”
  12. Is it worth leaving my lucrative corporate job?
  13. Put all eggs in USMS basket nine years ago
  14. “Which agency would be best?” (No context given)
  15. Horribly unprepared for fitness test
  16. “What will I need to bring for CITP?”
  17. “Customs and Border Patrol”
  18. Disgruntled employee complains about agency
  19. Claims to be posting on behalf of friend or significant other
  20. “Which agency is the best stepping stone?”
  21. “Should I go local or federal?”
  22. Has extremely impressive background, needs chronic reassurance
  23. Very NSFW profile history
  24. Wants IRS, no accounting credits