Pocket a Reaper and they feed instantly You get solo ulted as Mercy Teammates tell you “You’re doing great” during loss Valk clutch in overtime Teammate gives up and spawn dances Heal bot mode because team does nothing Res a tank in front of 3 enemies You get ignored despite healing 15k+ Pistol kill that wins the fight Accidentally fly into enemy team Enemy team clearly gave up mid-match Get nano’d with no one around Pushed bot alone because no one else touched Valk to escape instead of heal Get flanked with no peel You die saving someone who won’t peel You out heal enemy by double and still lose Try to res but get deleted before animation finishes Ash gets PotG from pocketing Everyone rushes mid instead of holding space Res someone mid-fight and they clutch Solo res turns into a clutch win Get Commended for Sportsmanship Teammate ignores payload and dies 1v5 Your Valk gets no value Solo kill a flanker with pistol “Mercy diff” is typed in chat Block damage for someone with your body Accidentally cancel Valk by dying immediately Enemy team wins by inches No one touches in overtime Win because your Rein solo-carries Player rage quits after 1 death Heal someone through a full ult Teammates die across the map from each other Bot flips sides 4+ times You Valk and no one engages Get spawn camped for 20+ seconds Someone spams “group up” while running solo Res someone only for them to die 2 seconds later Enemy Bastion dominates but never moves the bot Pocket a Hanzo or Widow and they pop off Top healing, bottom of scoreboard blame Die mid-res because a flank hits you Teammate spams “I need healing” at full HP Damage boost leads to an instant team wipe Resurrect gets interrupted at 99% Someone types “this isn’t comp, relax” Teammate walks out of your LOS mid-fight POTG goes to a Moira who orb- spammed Entire team ults at once, and still loses fight DPS flames you, then immediately dies Whole team forgets to push bot Res cancels from a random boop Game starts 4v5 or someone disconnects Pocket a Reaper and they feed instantly You get solo ulted as Mercy Teammates tell you “You’re doing great” during loss Valk clutch in overtime Teammate gives up and spawn dances Heal bot mode because team does nothing Res a tank in front of 3 enemies You get ignored despite healing 15k+ Pistol kill that wins the fight Accidentally fly into enemy team Enemy team clearly gave up mid-match Get nano’d with no one around Pushed bot alone because no one else touched Valk to escape instead of heal Get flanked with no peel You die saving someone who won’t peel You out heal enemy by double and still lose Try to res but get deleted before animation finishes Ash gets PotG from pocketing Everyone rushes mid instead of holding space Res someone mid-fight and they clutch Solo res turns into a clutch win Get Commended for Sportsmanship Teammate ignores payload and dies 1v5 Your Valk gets no value Solo kill a flanker with pistol “Mercy diff” is typed in chat Block damage for someone with your body Accidentally cancel Valk by dying immediately Enemy team wins by inches No one touches in overtime Win because your Rein solo-carries Player rage quits after 1 death Heal someone through a full ult Teammates die across the map from each other Bot flips sides 4+ times You Valk and no one engages Get spawn camped for 20+ seconds Someone spams “group up” while running solo Res someone only for them to die 2 seconds later Enemy Bastion dominates but never moves the bot Pocket a Hanzo or Widow and they pop off Top healing, bottom of scoreboard blame Die mid-res because a flank hits you Teammate spams “I need healing” at full HP Damage boost leads to an instant team wipe Resurrect gets interrupted at 99% Someone types “this isn’t comp, relax” Teammate walks out of your LOS mid-fight POTG goes to a Moira who orb- spammed Entire team ults at once, and still loses fight DPS flames you, then immediately dies Whole team forgets to push bot Res cancels from a random boop Game starts 4v5 or someone disconnects
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Pocket a Reaper and they feed instantly
You get solo ulted as Mercy
Teammates tell you “You’re doing great” during loss
Valk clutch in overtime
Teammate gives up and spawn dances
Heal bot mode because team does nothing
Res a tank in front of 3 enemies
You get ignored despite healing 15k+
Pistol kill that wins the fight
Accidentally fly into enemy team
Enemy team clearly gave up mid-match
Get nano’d with no one around
Pushed bot alone because no one else touched
Valk to escape instead of heal
Get flanked with no peel
You die saving someone who won’t peel
You out heal enemy by double and still lose
Try to res but get deleted before animation finishes
Ash gets PotG from pocketing
Everyone rushes mid instead of holding space
Res someone mid-fight and they clutch
Solo res turns into a clutch win
Get Commended for Sportsmanship
Teammate ignores payload and dies 1v5
Your Valk gets no value
Solo kill a flanker with pistol
“Mercy diff” is typed in chat
Block damage for someone with your body
Accidentally cancel Valk by dying immediately
Enemy team wins by inches
No one touches in overtime
Win because your Rein solo-carries
Player rage quits after 1 death
Heal someone through a full ult
Teammates die across the map from each other
Bot flips sides 4+ times
You Valk and no one engages
Get spawn camped for 20+ seconds
Someone spams “group up” while running solo
Res someone only for them to die 2 seconds later
Enemy Bastion dominates but never moves the bot
Pocket a Hanzo or Widow and they pop off
Top healing, bottom of scoreboard blame
Die mid-res because a flank hits you
Teammate spams “I need healing” at full HP
Damage boost leads to an instant team wipe
Resurrect gets interrupted at 99%
Someone types “this isn’t comp, relax”
Teammate walks out of your LOS mid-fight
POTG goes to a Moira who orb-spammed
Entire team ults at once, and still loses fight
DPS flames you, then immediately dies
Whole team forgets to push bot
Res cancels from a random boop
Game starts 4v5 or someone disconnects
