Valk clutch in overtime Get flanked with no peel Teammates tell you “You’re doing great” during loss Get Commended for Sportsmanship Teammates die across the map from each other Pushed bot alone because no one else touched Res cancels from a random boop Damage boost leads to an instant team wipe Everyone rushes mid instead of holding space Heal someone through a full ult Valk to escape instead of heal Teammate spams “I need healing” at full HP You out heal enemy by double and still lose Pocket a Reaper and they feed instantly Res someone mid-fight and they clutch Block damage for someone with your body Try to res but get deleted before animation finishes Whole team forgets to push bot Resurrect gets interrupted at 99% Win because your Rein solo-carries Your Valk gets no value Entire team ults at once, and still loses fight Game starts 4v5 or someone disconnects You get solo ulted as Mercy Solo kill a flanker with pistol Ash gets PotG from pocketing Bot flips sides 4+ times Pistol kill that wins the fight Enemy team wins by inches Someone types “this isn’t comp, relax” Pocket a Hanzo or Widow and they pop off You die saving someone who won’t peel Player rage quits after 1 death Teammate ignores payload and dies 1v5 Get nano’d with no one around Enemy Bastion dominates but never moves the bot Accidentally fly into enemy team Res someone only for them to die 2 seconds later Solo res turns into a clutch win You Valk and no one engages POTG goes to a Moira who orb- spammed “Mercy diff” is typed in chat No one touches in overtime Enemy team clearly gave up mid-match DPS flames you, then immediately dies Teammate walks out of your LOS mid-fight Res a tank in front of 3 enemies You get ignored despite healing 15k+ Top healing, bottom of scoreboard blame Die mid-res because a flank hits you Heal bot mode because team does nothing Get spawn camped for 20+ seconds Someone spams “group up” while running solo Teammate gives up and spawn dances Accidentally cancel Valk by dying immediately Valk clutch in overtime Get flanked with no peel Teammates tell you “You’re doing great” during loss Get Commended for Sportsmanship Teammates die across the map from each other Pushed bot alone because no one else touched Res cancels from a random boop Damage boost leads to an instant team wipe Everyone rushes mid instead of holding space Heal someone through a full ult Valk to escape instead of heal Teammate spams “I need healing” at full HP You out heal enemy by double and still lose Pocket a Reaper and they feed instantly Res someone mid-fight and they clutch Block damage for someone with your body Try to res but get deleted before animation finishes Whole team forgets to push bot Resurrect gets interrupted at 99% Win because your Rein solo-carries Your Valk gets no value Entire team ults at once, and still loses fight Game starts 4v5 or someone disconnects You get solo ulted as Mercy Solo kill a flanker with pistol Ash gets PotG from pocketing Bot flips sides 4+ times Pistol kill that wins the fight Enemy team wins by inches Someone types “this isn’t comp, relax” Pocket a Hanzo or Widow and they pop off You die saving someone who won’t peel Player rage quits after 1 death Teammate ignores payload and dies 1v5 Get nano’d with no one around Enemy Bastion dominates but never moves the bot Accidentally fly into enemy team Res someone only for them to die 2 seconds later Solo res turns into a clutch win You Valk and no one engages POTG goes to a Moira who orb- spammed “Mercy diff” is typed in chat No one touches in overtime Enemy team clearly gave up mid-match DPS flames you, then immediately dies Teammate walks out of your LOS mid-fight Res a tank in front of 3 enemies You get ignored despite healing 15k+ Top healing, bottom of scoreboard blame Die mid-res because a flank hits you Heal bot mode because team does nothing Get spawn camped for 20+ seconds Someone spams “group up” while running solo Teammate gives up and spawn dances Accidentally cancel Valk by dying immediately
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Valk clutch in overtime
Get flanked with no peel
Teammates tell you “You’re doing great” during loss
Get Commended for Sportsmanship
Teammates die across the map from each other
Pushed bot alone because no one else touched
Res cancels from a random boop
Damage boost leads to an instant team wipe
Everyone rushes mid instead of holding space
Heal someone through a full ult
Valk to escape instead of heal
Teammate spams “I need healing” at full HP
You out heal enemy by double and still lose
Pocket a Reaper and they feed instantly
Res someone mid-fight and they clutch
Block damage for someone with your body
Try to res but get deleted before animation finishes
Whole team forgets to push bot
Resurrect gets interrupted at 99%
Win because your Rein solo-carries
Your Valk gets no value
Entire team ults at once, and still loses fight
Game starts 4v5 or someone disconnects
You get solo ulted as Mercy
Solo kill a flanker with pistol
Ash gets PotG from pocketing
Bot flips sides 4+ times
Pistol kill that wins the fight
Enemy team wins by inches
Someone types “this isn’t comp, relax”
Pocket a Hanzo or Widow and they pop off
You die saving someone who won’t peel
Player rage quits after 1 death
Teammate ignores payload and dies 1v5
Get nano’d with no one around
Enemy Bastion dominates but never moves the bot
Accidentally fly into enemy team
Res someone only for them to die 2 seconds later
Solo res turns into a clutch win
You Valk and no one engages
POTG goes to a Moira who orb-spammed
“Mercy diff” is typed in chat
No one touches in overtime
Enemy team clearly gave up mid-match
DPS flames you, then immediately dies
Teammate walks out of your LOS mid-fight
Res a tank in front of 3 enemies
You get ignored despite healing 15k+
Top healing, bottom of scoreboard blame
Die mid-res because a flank hits you
Heal bot mode because team does nothing
Get spawn camped for 20+ seconds
Someone spams “group up” while running solo
Teammate gives up and spawn dances
Accidentally cancel Valk by dying immediately
