Someoneresponds toa callwearingcrocksParamedic says toEMT "you good?"on a chest-paincall where the ptshat all overthemselvesSomeone fartsin the back ofthe medic witha patientonboardSomeonefarts in thehospitalroom withthe patientFREE!(Unless yourlast namebegins with a"W")Calls outsick... Seenon livetelevisionEnginepicks upcall to avoidlate watchJordan picksup an out-of-districtcall for M4Driver ramsengine intobay doorwhile baydoor is closingMedic crewdrives to adifferent stationto pick upALS... that's notthereFF eats itwhile trying tostretch ahandline overa 3-foot fenceSomeonemicrowavesseafood atthe station"This isn'tour area,we're notpicking upthat call"Officersleepsthroughthe tonesPatientaccidentallytransportedback to stationinstead ofhospitalHosebedrepackedincorrectlyRookie tellsyou that yourengine has a"turbo draft"Rookie can'tremember PDPso they hit the"preset" for a 2-1/2 smoothboreMedic tries tododge a calland go OOSto restockbandaidsMedicpretends notto hear radiowhen leavinghospitalEngine crewaccidentally"goes thewrong way" toavoid a firealarmFF mysteriouslyhas to take anemergencydump duringlatewatchOfficerschedules atour thenmysteriouslycalls outSomeone"accidentally"misses agear workoutEngine hits acurb so hardit needstherapySomeoneresponds toa callwearingcrocksParamedic says toEMT "you good?"on a chest-paincall where the ptshat all overthemselvesSomeone fartsin the back ofthe medic witha patientonboardSomeonefarts in thehospitalroom withthe patientFREE!(Unless yourlast namebegins with a"W")Calls outsick... Seenon livetelevisionEnginepicks upcall to avoidlate watchJordan picksup an out-of-districtcall for M4Driver ramsengine intobay doorwhile baydoor is closingMedic crewdrives to adifferent stationto pick upALS... that's notthereFF eats itwhile trying tostretch ahandline overa 3-foot fenceSomeonemicrowavesseafood atthe station"This isn'tour area,we're notpicking upthat call"Officersleepsthroughthe tonesPatientaccidentallytransportedback to stationinstead ofhospitalHosebedrepackedincorrectlyRookie tellsyou that yourengine has a"turbo draft"Rookie can'tremember PDPso they hit the"preset" for a 2-1/2 smoothboreMedic tries tododge a calland go OOSto restockbandaidsMedicpretends notto hear radiowhen leavinghospitalEngine crewaccidentally"goes thewrong way" toavoid a firealarmFF mysteriouslyhas to take anemergencydump duringlatewatchOfficerschedules atour thenmysteriouslycalls outSomeone"accidentally"misses agear workoutEngine hits acurb so hardit needstherapy

BINGO: The Dysfunctional Firefighter Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone responds to a call wearing crocks
  2. Paramedic says to EMT "you good?" on a chest-pain call where the pt shat all over themselves
  3. Someone farts in the back of the medic with a patient onboard
  4. Someone farts in the hospital room with the patient
  5. FREE! (Unless your last name begins with a "W")
  6. Calls out sick... Seen on live television
  7. Engine picks up call to avoid late watch
  8. Jordan picks up an out-of-district call for M4
  9. Driver rams engine into bay door while bay door is closing
  10. Medic crew drives to a different station to pick up ALS... that's not there
  11. FF eats it while trying to stretch a handline over a 3-foot fence
  12. Someone microwaves seafood at the station
  13. "This isn't our area, we're not picking up that call"
  14. Officer sleeps through the tones
  15. Patient accidentally transported back to station instead of hospital
  16. Hosebed repacked incorrectly
  17. Rookie tells you that your engine has a "turbo draft"
  18. Rookie can't remember PDP so they hit the "preset" for a 2-1/2 smooth bore
  19. Medic tries to dodge a call and go OOS to restock bandaids
  20. Medic pretends not to hear radio when leaving hospital
  21. Engine crew accidentally "goes the wrong way" to avoid a fire alarm
  22. FF mysteriously has to take an emergency dump during latewatch
  23. Officer schedules a tour then mysteriously calls out
  24. Someone "accidentally" misses a gear workout
  25. Engine hits a curb so hard it needs therapy