🧨 Proximustrying to openthe vault likeit’s a piñata ofultimate power🦤 Ostrich-riding apes =Fast &Furious:Jungle Drift🎭 When thehuman girlgoes from muteforest goblin tofluent genius in0.2 seconds🕯️ “What makes anape strong… is mercy.”— Noa serving upemotional growth likeit’s a TED Talk… mid-battle… to a warlord…in a vault. Therapy?No. Jungle wisdom™🧬 Mae hits uswith her firstfull sentenceand it’s giving✨plot twist✨📚 “We are thekeepers ofknowledge.” —Raka flexing hisbook club likeit’s Harvard🚁 That oneflashback wherehumanity wentbye-bye and leftnothing but Wi-Fipasswords andregret🐺 Noa goesfull Tarzanand wrestlesa wolfbecause “plot"🐵 “I’m not likeyou.” — Brothinks he’s theape version ofBatman🏹 Noamissing everyshot like it’sdodgeball inP.E🗿 ProximusquotingNietzsche afterwatching oneTikTok on“alpha energy"🧤 Mae puttingon gloves likeshe’s about toperform open-heart surgery ina cave⛓️Slavery,but make itjungle-core🔓 When Maeunlocks a doorand every apesuddenlyquestionsreality📖 When Rakatreats Caesar’sbook like it’s theholy grail but it’sjust dusty middleschool wisdom🗣️ “Apestogether strong.”— Also apes:immediatelybetray eachother for snacks💔 RIP Raka— the onlybookworm apewho deservedbetter🦅 “You namedyour bird?” —Raka judging youfor treating youremotional supporteagle like a child🔥 When thevillage getsburned down andNoa realizesbeing the maincharacter sucks🌊 Noa jumpsoff a cliff likeit’s a trust falland wakes upin the sequel🧠 “Ape whospeaks…” —When Noadrops the hottestmixtape of theStone Age🔚 Mae andNoa part wayslike it’s the endof a summercampsituationship🏛️ Proximus: “Ifound an ancienthuman temple!”Also Proximus:starts looting likeit’s Black Friday🦴 Proximus:“Obey me orget bonked.”Also Proximus:bonks everyoneanyway🐣 Koro theeagle returnsand suddenlyit’s giving LionKing finale🧨 Proximustrying to openthe vault likeit’s a piñata ofultimate power🦤 Ostrich-riding apes =Fast &Furious:Jungle Drift🎭 When thehuman girlgoes from muteforest goblin tofluent genius in0.2 seconds🕯️ “What makes anape strong… is mercy.”— Noa serving upemotional growth likeit’s a TED Talk… mid-battle… to a warlord…in a vault. Therapy?No. Jungle wisdom™🧬 Mae hits uswith her firstfull sentenceand it’s giving✨plot twist✨📚 “We are thekeepers ofknowledge.” —Raka flexing hisbook club likeit’s Harvard🚁 That oneflashback wherehumanity wentbye-bye and leftnothing but Wi-Fipasswords andregret🐺 Noa goesfull Tarzanand wrestlesa wolfbecause “plot"🐵 “I’m not likeyou.” — Brothinks he’s theape version ofBatman🏹 Noamissing everyshot like it’sdodgeball inP.E🗿 ProximusquotingNietzsche afterwatching oneTikTok on“alpha energy"🧤 Mae puttingon gloves likeshe’s about toperform open-heart surgery ina cave⛓️Slavery,but make itjungle-core🔓 When Maeunlocks a doorand every apesuddenlyquestionsreality📖 When Rakatreats Caesar’sbook like it’s theholy grail but it’sjust dusty middleschool wisdom🗣️ “Apestogether strong.”— Also apes:immediatelybetray eachother for snacks💔 RIP Raka— the onlybookworm apewho deservedbetter🦅 “You namedyour bird?” —Raka judging youfor treating youremotional supporteagle like a child🔥 When thevillage getsburned down andNoa realizesbeing the maincharacter sucks🌊 Noa jumpsoff a cliff likeit’s a trust falland wakes upin the sequel🧠 “Ape whospeaks…” —When Noadrops the hottestmixtape of theStone Age🔚 Mae andNoa part wayslike it’s the endof a summercampsituationship🏛️ Proximus: “Ifound an ancienthuman temple!”Also Proximus:starts looting likeit’s Black Friday🦴 Proximus:“Obey me orget bonked.”Also Proximus:bonks everyoneanyway🐣 Koro theeagle returnsand suddenlyit’s giving LionKing finale

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 🧨 Proximus trying to open the vault like it’s a piñata of ultimate power
  2. 🦤 Ostrich-riding apes = Fast & Furious: Jungle Drift
  3. 🎭 When the human girl goes from mute forest goblin to fluent genius in 0.2 seconds
  4. 🕯️ “What makes an ape strong… is mercy.” — Noa serving up emotional growth like it’s a TED Talk… mid-battle… to a warlord… in a vault. Therapy? No. Jungle wisdom™
  5. 🧬 Mae hits us with her first full sentence and it’s giving ✨plot twist✨
  6. 📚 “We are the keepers of knowledge.” — Raka flexing his book club like it’s Harvard
  7. 🚁 That one flashback where humanity went bye-bye and left nothing but Wi-Fi passwords and regret
  8. 🐺 Noa goes full Tarzan and wrestles a wolf because “plot"
  9. 🐵 “I’m not like you.” — Bro thinks he’s the ape version of Batman
  10. 🏹 Noa missing every shot like it’s dodgeball in P.E
  11. 🗿 Proximus quoting Nietzsche after watching one TikTok on “alpha energy"
  12. 🧤 Mae putting on gloves like she’s about to perform open-heart surgery in a cave
  13. ⛓️ Slavery, but make it jungle-core
  14. 🔓 When Mae unlocks a door and every ape suddenly questions reality
  15. 📖 When Raka treats Caesar’s book like it’s the holy grail but it’s just dusty middle school wisdom
  16. 🗣️ “Apes together strong.” — Also apes: immediately betray each other for snacks
  17. 💔 RIP Raka — the only bookworm ape who deserved better
  18. 🦅 “You named your bird?” — Raka judging you for treating your emotional support eagle like a child
  19. 🔥 When the village gets burned down and Noa realizes being the main character sucks
  20. 🌊 Noa jumps off a cliff like it’s a trust fall and wakes up in the sequel
  21. 🧠 “Ape who speaks…” — When Noa drops the hottest mixtape of the Stone Age
  22. 🔚 Mae and Noa part ways like it’s the end of a summer camp situationship
  23. 🏛️ Proximus: “I found an ancient human temple!” Also Proximus: starts looting like it’s Black Friday
  24. 🦴 Proximus: “Obey me or get bonked.” Also Proximus: bonks everyone anyway
  25. 🐣 Koro the eagle returns and suddenly it’s giving Lion King finale