MissingsockssomehowSomeonesays aswearwordWatertablefloods thefloorSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaChild eatsplaydough orglueCodebrown💩Child choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonechoosesto getviolentToilet isbrokenTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)MaterialsaremissingA childhas peeson thefloorChildescapestheclassroomDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeEpicmeltdown#1Child lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Someonethrows upShort-staffed forthe dayEpicmeltdown#2flowers ormulch in achild'spocketMarker onface, shirt,or wallChildrefuses tonap —loudlyMissingsockssomehowSomeonesays aswearwordWatertablefloods thefloorSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaChild eatsplaydough orglueCodebrown💩Child choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonechoosesto getviolentToilet isbrokenTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)MaterialsaremissingA childhas peeson thefloorChildescapestheclassroomDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeEpicmeltdown#1Child lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Someonethrows upShort-staffed forthe dayEpicmeltdown#2flowers ormulch in achild'spocketMarker onface, shirt,or wallChildrefuses tonap —loudly

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Missing socks somehow
  2. I-Someone says a swear word
  3. G-Water table floods the floor
  4. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  5. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  6. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  7. O-Code brown 💩
  8. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  9. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  10. I-Toilet is broken
  11. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  12. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  13. G-Materials are missing
  14. B-A child has pees on the floor
  15. N-Child escapes the classroom
  16. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  17. G-Epic meltdown #1
  18. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  19. O-Someone throws up
  20. B-Short-staffed for the day
  21. B-Epic meltdown #2
  22. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  23. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  24. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly