Parent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themEpicmeltdown#2Codebrown💩Someonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemMissingsockssomehowSomeonethrows upSomeonesays aswearwordChildescapestheclassroomSomeonechoosesto getviolentToilet isbrokenChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.flowers ormulch in achild'spocketChild eatsplaydough orglueA childhas peeson thefloorChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Childrefuses tonap —loudlyDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildMaterialsaremissingMarker onface, shirt,or wallShort-staffed forthe dayWatertablefloods thefloorEpicmeltdown#1Parent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themEpicmeltdown#2Codebrown💩Someonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemMissingsockssomehowSomeonethrows upSomeonesays aswearwordChildescapestheclassroomSomeonechoosesto getviolentToilet isbrokenChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.flowers ormulch in achild'spocketChild eatsplaydough orglueA childhas peeson thefloorChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Childrefuses tonap —loudlyDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildMaterialsaremissingMarker onface, shirt,or wallShort-staffed forthe dayWatertablefloods thefloorEpicmeltdown#1

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  2. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  3. B-Epic meltdown #2
  4. O-Code brown 💩
  5. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  6. O-Missing socks somehow
  7. O-Someone throws up
  8. I-Someone says a swear word
  9. N-Child escapes the classroom
  10. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  11. I-Toilet is broken
  12. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  13. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  14. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  15. B-A child has pees on the floor
  16. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  17. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  18. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  19. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  20. G-Materials are missing
  21. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  22. B-Short-staffed for the day
  23. G-Water table floods the floor
  24. G-Epic meltdown #1