Childwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Parent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaA childhas peeson thefloorMissingsockssomehowflowers ormulch in achild'spocketChildrefuses tonap —loudlySomeonethrows upEpicmeltdown#2Someonechoosesto getviolentTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildToilet isbrokenShort-staffed forthe dayChild eatsplaydough orglueSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemCodebrown💩Epicmeltdown#1Dance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeMaterialsaremissingMarker onface, shirt,or wallWatertablefloods thefloorChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonesays aswearwordChildescapestheclassroomChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Childwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Parent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaA childhas peeson thefloorMissingsockssomehowflowers ormulch in achild'spocketChildrefuses tonap —loudlySomeonethrows upEpicmeltdown#2Someonechoosesto getviolentTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildToilet isbrokenShort-staffed forthe dayChild eatsplaydough orglueSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemCodebrown💩Epicmeltdown#1Dance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeMaterialsaremissingMarker onface, shirt,or wallWatertablefloods thefloorChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonesays aswearwordChildescapestheclassroomChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  2. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  3. B-A child has pees on the floor
  4. O-Missing socks somehow
  5. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  6. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  7. O-Someone throws up
  8. B-Epic meltdown #2
  9. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  10. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  11. I-Toilet is broken
  12. B-Short-staffed for the day
  13. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  14. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  15. O-Code brown 💩
  16. G-Epic meltdown #1
  17. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  18. G-Materials are missing
  19. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  20. G-Water table floods the floor
  21. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  22. I-Someone says a swear word
  23. N-Child escapes the classroom
  24. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.