Watertablefloods thefloorShort-staffed forthe daySomeonechoosesto getviolentDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildChild eatsplaydough orglueCodebrown💩Child lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Toilet isbrokenMaterialsaremissingSomeonesays aswearwordEpicmeltdown#2Epicmeltdown#1Childwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)ChildescapestheclassroomA childhas peeson thefloorflowers ormulch in achild'spocketMissingsockssomehowParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemSomeonethrows upMarker onface, shirt,or wallChildrefuses tonap —loudlyChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themWatertablefloods thefloorShort-staffed forthe daySomeonechoosesto getviolentDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildChild eatsplaydough orglueCodebrown💩Child lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Toilet isbrokenMaterialsaremissingSomeonesays aswearwordEpicmeltdown#2Epicmeltdown#1Childwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)ChildescapestheclassroomA childhas peeson thefloorflowers ormulch in achild'spocketMissingsockssomehowParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemSomeonethrows upMarker onface, shirt,or wallChildrefuses tonap —loudlyChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto them

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Water table floods the floor
  2. B-Short-staffed for the day
  3. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  4. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  5. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  6. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  7. O-Code brown 💩
  8. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  9. I-Toilet is broken
  10. G-Materials are missing
  11. I-Someone says a swear word
  12. B-Epic meltdown #2
  13. G-Epic meltdown #1
  14. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  15. N-Child escapes the classroom
  16. B-A child has pees on the floor
  17. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  18. O-Missing socks somehow
  19. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  20. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  21. O-Someone throws up
  22. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  23. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  24. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them