Codebrown💩Tower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildflowers ormulch in achild'spocketChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themMarker onface, shirt,or wallEpicmeltdown#2Someonethrows upShort-staffed forthe dayMissingsockssomehowEpicmeltdown#1Childrefuses tonap —loudlySomeonesays aswearwordSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemChildescapestheclassroomChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Toilet isbrokenChild eatsplaydough orglueMaterialsaremissingSomeonechoosesto getviolentParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)A childhas peeson thefloorWatertablefloods thefloorCodebrown💩Tower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildflowers ormulch in achild'spocketChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themMarker onface, shirt,or wallEpicmeltdown#2Someonethrows upShort-staffed forthe dayMissingsockssomehowEpicmeltdown#1Childrefuses tonap —loudlySomeonesays aswearwordSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemChildescapestheclassroomChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Toilet isbrokenChild eatsplaydough orglueMaterialsaremissingSomeonechoosesto getviolentParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)A childhas peeson thefloorWatertablefloods thefloor

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Code brown 💩
  2. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  3. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  4. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  5. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  6. B-Epic meltdown #2
  7. O-Someone throws up
  8. B-Short-staffed for the day
  9. O-Missing socks somehow
  10. G-Epic meltdown #1
  11. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  12. I-Someone says a swear word
  13. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  14. N-Child escapes the classroom
  15. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  16. I-Toilet is broken
  17. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  18. G-Materials are missing
  19. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  20. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  21. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  22. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  23. B-A child has pees on the floor
  24. G-Water table floods the floor