Toilet isbrokenChild eatsplaydough orglueChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeMarker onface, shirt,or wallCodebrown💩Someonesays aswearwordMissingsockssomehowTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildSomeonethrows upSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemShort-staffed forthe daySomeonechoosesto getviolentMaterialsaremissingParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaflowers ormulch in achild'spocketEpicmeltdown#1Childrefuses tonap —loudlyChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Watertablefloods thefloorChildescapestheclassroomA childhas peeson thefloorChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Epicmeltdown#2Toilet isbrokenChild eatsplaydough orglueChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeMarker onface, shirt,or wallCodebrown💩Someonesays aswearwordMissingsockssomehowTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildSomeonethrows upSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemShort-staffed forthe daySomeonechoosesto getviolentMaterialsaremissingParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaflowers ormulch in achild'spocketEpicmeltdown#1Childrefuses tonap —loudlyChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Watertablefloods thefloorChildescapestheclassroomA childhas peeson thefloorChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Epicmeltdown#2

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Toilet is broken
  2. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  3. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  4. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  5. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  6. O-Code brown 💩
  7. I-Someone says a swear word
  8. O-Missing socks somehow
  9. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  10. O-Someone throws up
  11. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  12. B-Short-staffed for the day
  13. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  14. G-Materials are missing
  15. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  16. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  17. G-Epic meltdown #1
  18. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  19. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  20. G-Water table floods the floor
  21. N-Child escapes the classroom
  22. B-A child has pees on the floor
  23. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  24. B-Epic meltdown #2