flowers ormulch in achild'spocketParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaMissingsockssomehowChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Someonesays aswearwordChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Child eatsplaydough orglueEpicmeltdown#1Dance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeWatertablefloods thefloorChildescapestheclassroomSomeonechoosesto getviolentCodebrown💩Toilet isbrokenA childhas peeson thefloorShort-staffed forthe daySomeonethrows upTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemMaterialsaremissingChildrefuses tonap —loudlyEpicmeltdown#2Marker onface, shirt,or wallChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themflowers ormulch in achild'spocketParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaMissingsockssomehowChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Someonesays aswearwordChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Child eatsplaydough orglueEpicmeltdown#1Dance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeWatertablefloods thefloorChildescapestheclassroomSomeonechoosesto getviolentCodebrown💩Toilet isbrokenA childhas peeson thefloorShort-staffed forthe daySomeonethrows upTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemMaterialsaremissingChildrefuses tonap —loudlyEpicmeltdown#2Marker onface, shirt,or wallChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto them

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  2. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  3. O-Missing socks somehow
  4. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  5. I-Someone says a swear word
  6. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  7. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  8. G-Epic meltdown #1
  9. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  10. G-Water table floods the floor
  11. N-Child escapes the classroom
  12. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  13. O-Code brown 💩
  14. I-Toilet is broken
  15. B-A child has pees on the floor
  16. B-Short-staffed for the day
  17. O-Someone throws up
  18. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  19. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  20. G-Materials are missing
  21. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  22. B-Epic meltdown #2
  23. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  24. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them