Child choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Parent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaA childhas peeson thefloorDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeMissingsockssomehowSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildShort-staffed forthe dayToilet isbrokenEpicmeltdown#1Marker onface, shirt,or wallChildescapestheclassroomWatertablefloods thefloorChild eatsplaydough orglueMaterialsaremissingSomeonesays aswearwordSomeonechoosesto getviolentEpicmeltdown#2flowers ormulch in achild'spocketSomeonethrows upChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Codebrown💩Childrefuses tonap —loudlyChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Parent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaA childhas peeson thefloorDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeMissingsockssomehowSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildShort-staffed forthe dayToilet isbrokenEpicmeltdown#1Marker onface, shirt,or wallChildescapestheclassroomWatertablefloods thefloorChild eatsplaydough orglueMaterialsaremissingSomeonesays aswearwordSomeonechoosesto getviolentEpicmeltdown#2flowers ormulch in achild'spocketSomeonethrows upChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Codebrown💩Childrefuses tonap —loudly

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  2. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  3. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  4. B-A child has pees on the floor
  5. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  6. O-Missing socks somehow
  7. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  8. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  9. B-Short-staffed for the day
  10. I-Toilet is broken
  11. G-Epic meltdown #1
  12. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  13. N-Child escapes the classroom
  14. G-Water table floods the floor
  15. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  16. G-Materials are missing
  17. I-Someone says a swear word
  18. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  19. B-Epic meltdown #2
  20. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  21. O-Someone throws up
  22. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  23. O-Code brown 💩
  24. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly