Epicmeltdown#2Child choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonesays aswearwordMissingsockssomehowChildescapestheclassroomMaterialsaremissingA childhas peeson thefloorChildrefuses tonap —loudlyToilet isbrokenSomeonethrows upDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeSomeonechoosesto getviolentChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Watertablefloods thefloorParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaMarker onface, shirt,or wallSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemEpicmeltdown#1Short-staffed forthe dayTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Codebrown💩Child eatsplaydough orglueflowers ormulch in achild'spocketEpicmeltdown#2Child choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonesays aswearwordMissingsockssomehowChildescapestheclassroomMaterialsaremissingA childhas peeson thefloorChildrefuses tonap —loudlyToilet isbrokenSomeonethrows upDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeSomeonechoosesto getviolentChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Watertablefloods thefloorParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaMarker onface, shirt,or wallSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemEpicmeltdown#1Short-staffed forthe dayTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Codebrown💩Child eatsplaydough orglueflowers ormulch in achild'spocket

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Epic meltdown #2
  2. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  3. I-Someone says a swear word
  4. O-Missing socks somehow
  5. N-Child escapes the classroom
  6. G-Materials are missing
  7. B-A child has pees on the floor
  8. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  9. I-Toilet is broken
  10. O-Someone throws up
  11. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  12. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  13. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  14. G-Water table floods the floor
  15. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  16. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  17. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  18. G-Epic meltdown #1
  19. B-Short-staffed for the day
  20. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  21. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  22. O-Code brown 💩
  23. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  24. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket