Codebrown💩Someonechoosesto getviolentTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildEpicmeltdown#1Short-staffed forthe dayChildrefuses tonap —loudlyMaterialsaremissingEpicmeltdown#2Child eatsplaydough orglueDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemA childhas peeson thefloorChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)ChildescapestheclassroomWatertablefloods thefloorParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaToilet isbrokenMissingsockssomehowChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Child choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonethrows upSomeonesays aswearwordMarker onface, shirt,or wallflowers ormulch in achild'spocketCodebrown💩Someonechoosesto getviolentTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildEpicmeltdown#1Short-staffed forthe dayChildrefuses tonap —loudlyMaterialsaremissingEpicmeltdown#2Child eatsplaydough orglueDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemA childhas peeson thefloorChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)ChildescapestheclassroomWatertablefloods thefloorParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaToilet isbrokenMissingsockssomehowChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Child choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonethrows upSomeonesays aswearwordMarker onface, shirt,or wallflowers ormulch in achild'spocket

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Code brown 💩
  2. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  3. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  4. G-Epic meltdown #1
  5. B-Short-staffed for the day
  6. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  7. G-Materials are missing
  8. B-Epic meltdown #2
  9. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  10. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  11. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  12. B-A child has pees on the floor
  13. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  14. N-Child escapes the classroom
  15. G-Water table floods the floor
  16. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  17. I-Toilet is broken
  18. O-Missing socks somehow
  19. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  20. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  21. O-Someone throws up
  22. I-Someone says a swear word
  23. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  24. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket