Toilet isbrokenMarker onface, shirt,or wallCodebrown💩Child eatsplaydough orglueSomeonesays aswearwordEpicmeltdown#2flowers ormulch in achild'spocketWatertablefloods thefloorChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Someonechoosesto getviolentChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Someonethrows upParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaShort-staffed forthe dayMissingsockssomehowChildrefuses tonap —loudlyMaterialsaremissingChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemChildescapestheclassroomTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeA childhas peeson thefloorEpicmeltdown#1Toilet isbrokenMarker onface, shirt,or wallCodebrown💩Child eatsplaydough orglueSomeonesays aswearwordEpicmeltdown#2flowers ormulch in achild'spocketWatertablefloods thefloorChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Someonechoosesto getviolentChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Someonethrows upParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaShort-staffed forthe dayMissingsockssomehowChildrefuses tonap —loudlyMaterialsaremissingChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themSomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemChildescapestheclassroomTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeA childhas peeson thefloorEpicmeltdown#1

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Toilet is broken
  2. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  3. O-Code brown 💩
  4. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  5. I-Someone says a swear word
  6. B-Epic meltdown #2
  7. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  8. G-Water table floods the floor
  9. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  10. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  11. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  12. O-Someone throws up
  13. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  14. B-Short-staffed for the day
  15. O-Missing socks somehow
  16. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  17. G-Materials are missing
  18. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  19. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  20. N-Child escapes the classroom
  21. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  22. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  23. B-A child has pees on the floor
  24. G-Epic meltdown #1