flowers ormulch in achild'spocketA childhas peeson thefloorChildrefuses tonap —loudlyMissingsockssomehowSomeonethrows upWatertablefloods thefloorCodebrown💩Childwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)MaterialsaremissingMarker onface, shirt,or wallDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Tower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildChildescapestheclassroomParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaToilet isbrokenSomeonechoosesto getviolentEpicmeltdown#2Epicmeltdown#1Child eatsplaydough orglueShort-staffed forthe daySomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemSomeonesays aswearwordChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themflowers ormulch in achild'spocketA childhas peeson thefloorChildrefuses tonap —loudlyMissingsockssomehowSomeonethrows upWatertablefloods thefloorCodebrown💩Childwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)MaterialsaremissingMarker onface, shirt,or wallDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Tower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildChildescapestheclassroomParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaToilet isbrokenSomeonechoosesto getviolentEpicmeltdown#2Epicmeltdown#1Child eatsplaydough orglueShort-staffed forthe daySomeonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemSomeonesays aswearwordChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto them

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  2. B-A child has pees on the floor
  3. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  4. O-Missing socks somehow
  5. O-Someone throws up
  6. G-Water table floods the floor
  7. O-Code brown 💩
  8. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  9. G-Materials are missing
  10. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall
  11. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  12. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  13. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  14. N-Child escapes the classroom
  15. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  16. I-Toilet is broken
  17. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  18. B-Epic meltdown #2
  19. G-Epic meltdown #1
  20. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  21. B-Short-staffed for the day
  22. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  23. I-Someone says a swear word
  24. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them