Parent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaMissingsockssomehowMaterialsaremissingSomeonethrows upToilet isbrokenEpicmeltdown#2Watertablefloods thefloorChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Someonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemSomeonechoosesto getviolentShort-staffed forthe dayChildrefuses tonap —loudlyChildescapestheclassroomDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeEpicmeltdown#1Child eatsplaydough orglueA childhas peeson thefloorChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Codebrown💩Someonesays aswearwordflowers ormulch in achild'spocketTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildMarker onface, shirt,or wallParent dropsoff mid-meltdownand vanisheslike a ninjaMissingsockssomehowMaterialsaremissingSomeonethrows upToilet isbrokenEpicmeltdown#2Watertablefloods thefloorChildwearing thewrong shoes(sandals/flip-flops)Someonedidn't eatsnack whenwe called forthemSomeonechoosesto getviolentShort-staffed forthe dayChildrefuses tonap —loudlyChildescapestheclassroomDance partybreaks out atthe perfectlywrong timeEpicmeltdown#1Child eatsplaydough orglueA childhas peeson thefloorChild choosesthe longestbook possiblefor me to readto themChild lostclothingitem, shoe,stuffie, etc.Codebrown💩Someonesays aswearwordflowers ormulch in achild'spocketTower ofblockeddestroyed byGodzillachildMarker onface, shirt,or wall

Things that go wrong at work: childcare edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Parent drops off mid-meltdown and vanishes like a ninja
  2. O-Missing socks somehow
  3. G-Materials are missing
  4. O-Someone throws up
  5. I-Toilet is broken
  6. B-Epic meltdown #2
  7. G-Water table floods the floor
  8. I-Child wearing the wrong shoes (sandals/flip-flops)
  9. N-Someone didn't eat snack when we called for them
  10. N-Someone chooses to get violent
  11. B-Short-staffed for the day
  12. B-Child refuses to nap — loudly
  13. N-Child escapes the classroom
  14. I-Dance party breaks out at the perfectly wrong time
  15. G-Epic meltdown #1
  16. G-Child eats play dough or glue
  17. B-A child has pees on the floor
  18. O-Child chooses the longest book possible for me to read to them
  19. I-Child lost clothing item, shoe, stuffie, etc.
  20. O-Code brown 💩
  21. I-Someone says a swear word
  22. O-flowers or mulch in a child's pocket
  23. B-Tower of blocked destroyed by Godzilla child
  24. N-Marker on face, shirt, or wall