What's thespidersfavoriteprofession?Web designerWhat'sBeethovenup to?DecomposingWhy can't youjoke with akleptomaniac?They takeeverythingliterally.Dad, canyou tell mewhat thesolar eclipseis? No sun.I’m addictedto brake fluidbut I canstop anytime.Why did thedeployment fail onFriday afternoon?Because someonesaid, “It’s just asmall change.”What didbuffalo said tohis son whenhe left forcollege? BisonWhy shouldn'tyou date atennis player?Love meansnothing tothem.What do yousay whenBatman skipschurch?Christian BaleI feel reallysorry for mycalendar. Itsdays arenumbered.Why did Adelecross the road?To say hellofrom the othersideWhy was themath booksad? Becauseit had too manyproblems.What do you calla magic dog? Alabracadabrador.What did theApex methodsay to the testclass?“Stop mockingme!”What kind oftea is hardto swallow?RealityWhat do youcall a ponywith sorethroat? Alittle hoarse.What do youcall a cowwith no legs?Ground beefWhy did thegolfer bring twopairs of pants?In case he gota hole in one.What’s thescariest phrasein Salesforce?“It works inClassic.”This is mystep ladder. Inever knewmy realladder.What's thespidersfavoriteprofession?Web designerWhat'sBeethovenup to?DecomposingWhy can't youjoke with akleptomaniac?They takeeverythingliterally.Dad, canyou tell mewhat thesolar eclipseis? No sun.I’m addictedto brake fluidbut I canstop anytime.Why did thedeployment fail onFriday afternoon?Because someonesaid, “It’s just asmall change.”What didbuffalo said tohis son whenhe left forcollege? BisonWhy shouldn'tyou date atennis player?Love meansnothing tothem.What do yousay whenBatman skipschurch?Christian BaleI feel reallysorry for mycalendar. Itsdays arenumbered.Why did Adelecross the road?To say hellofrom the othersideWhy was themath booksad? Becauseit had too manyproblems.What do you calla magic dog? Alabracadabrador.What did theApex methodsay to the testclass?“Stop mockingme!”What kind oftea is hardto swallow?RealityWhat do youcall a ponywith sorethroat? Alittle hoarse.What do youcall a cowwith no legs?Ground beefWhy did thegolfer bring twopairs of pants?In case he gota hole in one.What’s thescariest phrasein Salesforce?“It works inClassic.”This is mystep ladder. Inever knewmy realladder.

Cringe fest bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What's the spiders favorite profession? Web designer
  2. What's Beethoven up to? Decomposing
  3. Why can't you joke with a kleptomaniac? They take everything literally.
  4. Dad, can you tell me what the solar eclipse is? No sun.
  5. I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop any time.
  6. Why did the deployment fail on Friday afternoon? Because someone said, “It’s just a small change.”
  7. What did buffalo said to his son when he left for college? Bison
  8. Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.
  9. What do you say when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
  10. I feel really sorry for my calendar. Its days are numbered.
  11. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
  12. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  13. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
  14. What did the Apex method say to the test class? “Stop mocking me!”
  15. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
  16. What do you call a pony with sore throat? A little hoarse.
  17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
  18. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  19. What’s the scariest phrase in Salesforce? “It works in Classic.”
  20. This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.