Why shouldn'tyou date atennis player?Love meansnothing tothem.Why did thedeployment fail onFriday afternoon?Because someonesaid, “It’s just asmall change.”What do yousay whenBatman skipschurch?Christian BaleWhy did thegolfer bring twopairs of pants?In case he gota hole in one.Why was themath booksad? Becauseit had too manyproblems.Why can't youjoke with akleptomaniac?They takeeverythingliterally.What did theApex methodsay to the testclass?“Stop mockingme!”What’s thescariest phrasein Salesforce?“It works inClassic.”What'sBeethovenup to?DecomposingWhat do youcall a ponywith sorethroat? Alittle hoarse.What's thespidersfavoriteprofession?Web designerI feel reallysorry for mycalendar. Itsdays arenumbered.What didbuffalo said tohis son whenhe left forcollege? BisonWhy did Adelecross the road?To say hellofrom the othersideWhat kind oftea is hardto swallow?RealityThis is mystep ladder. Inever knewmy realladder.What do you calla magic dog? Alabracadabrador.I’m addictedto brake fluidbut I canstop anytime.Dad, canyou tell mewhat thesolar eclipseis? No sun.What do youcall a cowwith no legs?Ground beefWhy shouldn'tyou date atennis player?Love meansnothing tothem.Why did thedeployment fail onFriday afternoon?Because someonesaid, “It’s just asmall change.”What do yousay whenBatman skipschurch?Christian BaleWhy did thegolfer bring twopairs of pants?In case he gota hole in one.Why was themath booksad? Becauseit had too manyproblems.Why can't youjoke with akleptomaniac?They takeeverythingliterally.What did theApex methodsay to the testclass?“Stop mockingme!”What’s thescariest phrasein Salesforce?“It works inClassic.”What'sBeethovenup to?DecomposingWhat do youcall a ponywith sorethroat? Alittle hoarse.What's thespidersfavoriteprofession?Web designerI feel reallysorry for mycalendar. Itsdays arenumbered.What didbuffalo said tohis son whenhe left forcollege? BisonWhy did Adelecross the road?To say hellofrom the othersideWhat kind oftea is hardto swallow?RealityThis is mystep ladder. Inever knewmy realladder.What do you calla magic dog? Alabracadabrador.I’m addictedto brake fluidbut I canstop anytime.Dad, canyou tell mewhat thesolar eclipseis? No sun.What do youcall a cowwith no legs?Ground beef

Cringe fest bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.
  2. Why did the deployment fail on Friday afternoon? Because someone said, “It’s just a small change.”
  3. What do you say when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
  4. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  5. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  6. Why can't you joke with a kleptomaniac? They take everything literally.
  7. What did the Apex method say to the test class? “Stop mocking me!”
  8. What’s the scariest phrase in Salesforce? “It works in Classic.”
  9. What's Beethoven up to? Decomposing
  10. What do you call a pony with sore throat? A little hoarse.
  11. What's the spiders favorite profession? Web designer
  12. I feel really sorry for my calendar. Its days are numbered.
  13. What did buffalo said to his son when he left for college? Bison
  14. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
  15. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
  16. This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
  17. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
  18. I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop any time.
  19. Dad, can you tell me what the solar eclipse is? No sun.
  20. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef