"Bruhhow didI die"Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Someonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Achilles getsbrought uponto highground"Revivethemedic"Serverwipe toFusilierYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themAll wave 6bosses forwave 10UsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itServer wipetoPrometheusDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconDiebetweenwave 1-3Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Everyone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddies"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesTeleporteronly forEpilogueSee alevel 1 ina normalserverSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconServerwipe toTridentTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itPlaymedic forone roundNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Playengineerfor oneroundToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Die onwave10Mostlyrecons inoneserverUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)EveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigMostlyengineersin oneserverNobodyfocusesHermesServerwipe toAchillesServerwipe toSpartaMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Daedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Die to anengineernest turretDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itMostlymedics inoneserverNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Die toplatformturretsStep on alandmineat the endof a waveEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand dies"Skillissue"Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 boss"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedMultipleenemyengineernests atonceServerclosesAttritiongets votedand winsRun out ofammo asany classYou askforreservesPlayspecialistfor oneroundDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallGetsnipedmid-air bya tankKill acloaker withthe regularshovelWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleYou're theonly oneleft in theserverEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesDie to aranger'sexplosionMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youWavemodifieron thefirst wave"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)""Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one alivePlay scoutfor oneroundDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Buy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Lose onwave 1EpilogueDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Serverwipe toDaedalusDiebetweenwave 4-6Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyServerwipe toTempestDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Complete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toGaiaEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyKill ashielder withthe regularshovelOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Mostlyspecialistsin oneserverDie toAPUlagEntireserverpicks oneclassRun outof fuel onaerorigLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossMostlyscouts inoneserverUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)"How didwe die to(boss)"Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Pro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerBunkercamp inarchipelagoGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and over"How didwe die onwave ___"Die on awave witha specialmodifierEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassis"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaPlayassault forone roundPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Someonespampinging"Revive Me!"Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyPlayrecon forone roundAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Subwaverush onwave 10Die toGaia'sVitarage"1ranyone?"All wave 9bosses forwave 10MultipleplatformsperchedSee anover level200 in apro serverBuy aturretDie as thelast onealive to alandmineServerwipe toHermesDiebetweenwave 7-9Mostlyassaultsin oneserverSee alevel 25 ina proserver"Bruhhow didI die"Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Someonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Achilles getsbrought uponto highground"Revivethemedic"Serverwipe toFusilierYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themAll wave 6bosses forwave 10UsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itServer wipetoPrometheusDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconDiebetweenwave 1-3Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Everyone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddies"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesTeleporteronly forEpilogueSee alevel 1 ina normalserverSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconServerwipe toTridentTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itPlaymedic forone roundNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Playengineerfor oneroundToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Die onwave10Mostlyrecons inoneserverUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)EveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigMostlyengineersin oneserverNobodyfocusesHermesServerwipe toAchillesServerwipe toSpartaMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Daedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Die to anengineernest turretDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itMostlymedics inoneserverNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Die toplatformturretsStep on alandmineat the endof a waveEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand dies"Skillissue"Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 boss"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedMultipleenemyengineernests atonceServerclosesAttritiongets votedand winsRun out ofammo asany classYou askforreservesPlayspecialistfor oneroundDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallGetsnipedmid-air bya tankKill acloaker withthe regularshovelWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleYou're theonly oneleft in theserverEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesDie to aranger'sexplosionMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youWavemodifieron thefirst wave"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)""Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one alivePlay scoutfor oneroundDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Buy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Lose onwave 1EpilogueDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Serverwipe toDaedalusDiebetweenwave 4-6Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyServerwipe toTempestDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Complete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toGaiaEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyKill ashielder withthe regularshovelOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Mostlyspecialistsin oneserverDie toAPUlagEntireserverpicks oneclassRun outof fuel onaerorigLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossMostlyscouts inoneserverUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)"How didwe die to(boss)"Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Pro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerBunkercamp inarchipelagoGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and over"How didwe die onwave ___"Die on awave witha specialmodifierEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassis"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaPlayassault forone roundPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Someonespampinging"Revive Me!"Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyPlayrecon forone roundAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Subwaverush onwave 10Die toGaia'sVitarage"1ranyone?"All wave 9bosses forwave 10MultipleplatformsperchedSee anover level200 in apro serverBuy aturretDie as thelast onealive to alandmineServerwipe toHermesDiebetweenwave 7-9Mostlyassaultsin oneserverSee alevel 25 ina proserver

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Bruh how did I die"
  2. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  3. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  4. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  5. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  6. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  7. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  8. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  9. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  10. "Revive the medic"
  11. Server wipe to Fusilier
  12. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  13. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  14. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  15. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  16. Server wipe to Prometheus
  17. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  18. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  19. Die between wave 1-3
  20. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  21. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  22. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  23. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  24. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  25. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  26. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  27. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  28. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  29. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  30. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  31. See a level 1 in a normal server
  32. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  33. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  34. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  35. Server wipe to Trident
  36. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  37. Play medic for one round
  38. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  39. Play engineer for one round
  40. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  41. Die on wave 10
  42. Mostly recons in one server
  43. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  44. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  45. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  46. Mostly engineers in one server
  47. Nobody focuses Hermes
  48. Server wipe to Achilles
  49. Server wipe to Sparta
  50. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  51. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  52. Die to an engineer nest turret
  53. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  54. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  55. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  56. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  57. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  58. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  59. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  60. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  61. Mostly medics in one server
  62. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  63. Die to platform turrets
  64. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  65. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  66. "Skill issue"
  67. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  68. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  69. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  70. Server closes
  71. Attrition gets voted and wins
  72. Run out of ammo as any class
  73. You ask for reserves
  74. Play specialist for one round
  75. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  76. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  77. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  78. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  79. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  80. You're the only one left in the server
  81. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  82. Die to a ranger's explosion
  83. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  84. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  85. Wave modifier on the first wave
  86. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  87. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  88. Play scout for one round
  89. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  90. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  91. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  92. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  93. Server wipe to Daedalus
  94. Die between wave 4-6
  95. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  96. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  97. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  98. Server wipe to Tempest
  99. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  100. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  101. Server wipe to Gaia
  102. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  103. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  104. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  105. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  106. Mostly specialists in one server
  107. Die to APU lag
  108. Entire server picks one class
  109. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  110. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  111. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  112. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  113. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  114. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  115. Mostly scouts in one server
  116. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  117. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  118. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  119. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  120. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  121. "How did we die to (boss)"
  122. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  123. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  124. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  125. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  126. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  127. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  128. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  129. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  130. Bunker camp in archipelago
  131. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  132. "How did we die on wave ___"
  133. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  134. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  135. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  136. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  137. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  138. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  139. Play assault for one round
  140. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  141. Two players arguing over something stupid
  142. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  143. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  144. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  145. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  146. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  147. Play recon for one round
  148. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  149. Subwave rush on wave 10
  150. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  151. "1r anyone?"
  152. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  153. Multiple platforms perched
  154. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  155. Buy a turret
  156. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  157. Server wipe to Hermes
  158. Die between wave 7-9
  159. Mostly assaults in one server
  160. See a level 25 in a pro server