Die to anengineernest turretEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesPlayengineerfor oneroundSubwaverush onwave 10Toxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedAttritiongets votedand winsMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossDiebetweenwave 4-6Diebetweenwave 7-9Die to aranger'sexplosionAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerDiebetweenwave 1-3Serverwipe toGaia"Bruhhow didI die"Playmedic forone roundServerwipe toHermesDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing it"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMostlyspecialistsin oneserverWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwTeleporteronly forEpilogueMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisGetmutilated byspecial waveor Ares"Skillissue"Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMostlyassaultsin oneserverWavemodifieron thefirst waveMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Kill acloaker withthe regularshovelGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revived"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asrecon"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentMultipleplatformsperchedServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Serverwipe toTridentSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermind"How didwe die onwave ___"Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)ServerclosesBunkercamp inarchipelagoDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Die to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)EveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesBuy aturretMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Playspecialistfor oneroundGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleGetsnipedmid-air bya tankRun out ofammo asany classEntireserverpicks oneclassServerwipe toDaedalusMostlyscouts inoneserverServerwipe toAchillesComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Die as thelast onealive to abasic unitSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerServer wipetoPrometheusSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Someonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelDie toGaia'sVitarageTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themServerwipe toFusilierDie on awave witha specialmodifierServerwipe toTempestYou're theonly oneleft in theserverMostlyengineersin oneserverServerwipe toSpartaSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Specialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageYou askforreservesDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Mostlymedics inoneserverMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesSee alevel 1 ina normalserverNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)"How didwe die to(boss)"Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildAll wave 9bosses forwave 10"Revivethemedic""1ranyone?"Die to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretPlay scoutfor oneroundNobodyfocusesHermesTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youPlayassault forone roundLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Die toplatformturretsSee anover level200 in apro serverRun outof fuel onaerorigDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallLose onwave 1EpilogueEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyPlayrecon forone roundHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadMostlyrecons inoneserverServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupSee alevel 25 ina proserver"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesDie toAPUlagStep on alandmineat the endof a waveGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Die as thelast onealive to alandmineUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Upgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Die onwave10Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Achilles getsbrought uponto highgroundTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Everyone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyDie to anengineernest turretEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesPlayengineerfor oneroundSubwaverush onwave 10Toxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedAttritiongets votedand winsMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossDiebetweenwave 4-6Diebetweenwave 7-9Die to aranger'sexplosionAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerDiebetweenwave 1-3Serverwipe toGaia"Bruhhow didI die"Playmedic forone roundServerwipe toHermesDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing it"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMostlyspecialistsin oneserverWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwTeleporteronly forEpilogueMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisGetmutilated byspecial waveor Ares"Skillissue"Kill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMostlyassaultsin oneserverWavemodifieron thefirst waveMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Kill acloaker withthe regularshovelGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revived"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asrecon"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentMultipleplatformsperchedServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Serverwipe toTridentSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermind"How didwe die onwave ___"Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)ServerclosesBunkercamp inarchipelagoDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Die to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)EveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesBuy aturretMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Playspecialistfor oneroundGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleGetsnipedmid-air bya tankRun out ofammo asany classEntireserverpicks oneclassServerwipe toDaedalusMostlyscouts inoneserverServerwipe toAchillesComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Die as thelast onealive to abasic unitSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerServer wipetoPrometheusSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Someonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Kill ashielder withthe regularshovelDie toGaia'sVitarageTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themServerwipe toFusilierDie on awave witha specialmodifierServerwipe toTempestYou're theonly oneleft in theserverMostlyengineersin oneserverServerwipe toSpartaSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Specialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageYou askforreservesDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Mostlymedics inoneserverMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesSee alevel 1 ina normalserverNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)"How didwe die to(boss)"Pay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildAll wave 9bosses forwave 10"Revivethemedic""1ranyone?"Die to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretPlay scoutfor oneroundNobodyfocusesHermesTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youPlayassault forone roundLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Die toplatformturretsSee anover level200 in apro serverRun outof fuel onaerorigDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallLose onwave 1EpilogueEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyPlayrecon forone roundHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadMostlyrecons inoneserverServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupSee alevel 25 ina proserver"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesDie toAPUlagStep on alandmineat the endof a waveGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Die as thelast onealive to alandmineUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Upgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Die onwave10Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Achilles getsbrought uponto highgroundTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Everyone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediately

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Die to an engineer nest turret
  2. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  3. Play engineer for one round
  4. Subwave rush on wave 10
  5. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  6. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  7. Attrition gets voted and wins
  8. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  9. Die between wave 4-6
  10. Die between wave 7-9
  11. Die to a ranger's explosion
  12. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  13. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  14. Die between wave 1-3
  15. Server wipe to Gaia
  16. "Bruh how did I die"
  17. Play medic for one round
  18. Server wipe to Hermes
  19. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  20. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  21. Mostly specialists in one server
  22. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  23. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  24. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  25. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  26. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  27. "Skill issue"
  28. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  29. Mostly assaults in one server
  30. Wave modifier on the first wave
  31. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  32. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  33. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  34. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  35. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  36. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  37. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  38. Multiple platforms perched
  39. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  40. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  41. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  42. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  43. Server wipe to Trident
  44. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  45. "How did we die on wave ___"
  46. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  47. Server closes
  48. Bunker camp in archipelago
  49. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  50. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  51. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  52. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  53. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  54. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  55. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  56. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  57. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  58. Buy a turret
  59. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  60. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  61. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  62. Play specialist for one round
  63. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  64. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  65. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  66. Run out of ammo as any class
  67. Entire server picks one class
  68. Server wipe to Daedalus
  69. Mostly scouts in one server
  70. Server wipe to Achilles
  71. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  72. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  73. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  74. Server wipe to Prometheus
  75. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  76. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  77. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  78. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  79. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  80. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  81. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  82. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  83. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  84. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  85. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  86. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  87. Server wipe to Fusilier
  88. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  89. Server wipe to Tempest
  90. You're the only one left in the server
  91. Mostly engineers in one server
  92. Server wipe to Sparta
  93. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  94. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  95. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  96. You ask for reserves
  97. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  98. Mostly medics in one server
  99. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  100. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  101. See a level 1 in a normal server
  102. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  103. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  104. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  105. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  106. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  107. "How did we die to (boss)"
  108. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  109. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  110. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  111. "Revive the medic"
  112. "1r anyone?"
  113. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  114. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  115. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  116. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  117. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  118. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  119. Play scout for one round
  120. Nobody focuses Hermes
  121. Two players arguing over something stupid
  122. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  123. Play assault for one round
  124. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  125. Die to platform turrets
  126. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  127. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  128. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  129. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  130. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  131. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  132. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  133. Play recon for one round
  134. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  135. Mostly recons in one server
  136. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  137. See a level 25 in a pro server
  138. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  139. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  140. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  141. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  142. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  143. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  144. Die to APU lag
  145. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  146. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  147. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  148. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  149. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  150. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  151. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  152. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  153. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  154. Die on wave 10
  155. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  156. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  157. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  158. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  159. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  160. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately