Subwaverush onwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisServerwipe toAchillesEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesBunkercamp inarchipelagoSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupMostlyspecialistsin oneserverSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMultipleenemyengineernests atonceEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyServerwipe toDaedalusConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youPlayspecialistfor oneroundAttritiongets votedand winsLose onwave 1Epilogue"How didwe die to(boss)"Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossDie toAPUlagBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Diebetweenwave 7-9Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itBuy aturretNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyGetsnipedmid-air bya tankRun out ofammo asany classNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Teleporteronly forEpilogueLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Upgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)All wave 9bosses forwave 10"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedServerwipe toHermesSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Die toplatformturrets"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Playengineerfor oneroundAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 1-3Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthPlay scoutfor oneroundPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyDie to anengineernest turretWavemodifieron thefirst waveEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesSee alevel 1 ina normalserver"Revivethemedic"Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveBuy thewrongupgrade onaccident"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Someonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-match"Bruhhow didI die""Skillissue"All wave 6bosses forwave 10Serverwipe toGaiaEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Die onwave10Playrecon forone roundDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Server wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Aeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineMostlymedics inoneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedNobodyfocusesHermesMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundServerwipe toSpartaUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveServerwipe toTempestMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorig"How didwe die onwave ___"Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Dies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerDie toGaia'sVitarageWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Someone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueServerwipe toFusilierDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Server wipetoPrometheusTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toTridentPlaymedic forone roundYou're theonly oneleft in theserverRun outof fuel onaerorigPlayassault forone roundUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youMostlyassaultsin oneserverSee anover level200 in apro serverSee alevel 25 ina proserver"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDie on awave witha specialmodifierEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesDie to aranger'sexplosionDiebetweenwave 4-6Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveKill acloaker withthe regularshovelMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"You askforreservesEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelySomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Someonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerMostlyrecons inoneserverKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMostlyengineersin oneserverYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itKill ashielder withthe regularshovelEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieMultipleplatformsperchedTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleDie as thelast onealive to alandmine"1ranyone?"Entireserverpicks oneclassDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Toxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindStep on alandmineat the endof a waveMostlyscouts inoneserverServerclosesMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)EveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Pay to getyour turretback early(any class)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallSubwaverush onwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisServerwipe toAchillesEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesBunkercamp inarchipelagoSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupMostlyspecialistsin oneserverSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMultipleenemyengineernests atonceEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyServerwipe toDaedalusConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youPlayspecialistfor oneroundAttritiongets votedand winsLose onwave 1Epilogue"How didwe die to(boss)"Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossDie toAPUlagBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Diebetweenwave 7-9Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itBuy aturretNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyGetsnipedmid-air bya tankRun out ofammo asany classNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Teleporteronly forEpilogueLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Upgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)All wave 9bosses forwave 10"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedServerwipe toHermesSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageMastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Die toplatformturrets"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Playengineerfor oneroundAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 1-3Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthPlay scoutfor oneroundPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyDie to anengineernest turretWavemodifieron thefirst waveEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesSee alevel 1 ina normalserver"Revivethemedic"Daedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveBuy thewrongupgrade onaccident"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Miss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Someonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-match"Bruhhow didI die""Skillissue"All wave 6bosses forwave 10Serverwipe toGaiaEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Die onwave10Playrecon forone roundDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Server wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Aeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineMostlymedics inoneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedNobodyfocusesHermesMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundServerwipe toSpartaUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveServerwipe toTempestMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorig"How didwe die onwave ___"Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Dies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Run out ofammo boxcharges asengineerDie toGaia'sVitarageWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Someone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueServerwipe toFusilierDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Server wipetoPrometheusTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toTridentPlaymedic forone roundYou're theonly oneleft in theserverRun outof fuel onaerorigPlayassault forone roundUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Getmutilated byspecial waveor AresConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youMostlyassaultsin oneserverSee anover level200 in apro serverSee alevel 25 ina proserver"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDie on awave witha specialmodifierEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesDie to aranger'sexplosionDiebetweenwave 4-6Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveKill acloaker withthe regularshovelMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"You askforreservesEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelySomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Someonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerMostlyrecons inoneserverKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMostlyengineersin oneserverYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itKill ashielder withthe regularshovelEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieMultipleplatformsperchedTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleDie as thelast onealive to alandmine"1ranyone?"Entireserverpicks oneclassDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Toxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Overchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindStep on alandmineat the endof a waveMostlyscouts inoneserverServerclosesMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)EveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Pay to getyour turretback early(any class)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewall

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Subwave rush on wave 10
  2. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  3. Server wipe to Achilles
  4. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  5. Bunker camp in archipelago
  6. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  7. Mostly specialists in one server
  8. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  9. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  10. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  11. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  12. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  13. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  14. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  15. Server wipe to Daedalus
  16. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  17. Play specialist for one round
  18. Attrition gets voted and wins
  19. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  20. "How did we die to (boss)"
  21. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  22. Die to APU lag
  23. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  24. Die between wave 7-9
  25. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  26. Buy a turret
  27. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  28. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  29. Run out of ammo as any class
  30. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  31. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  32. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  33. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  34. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  35. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  36. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  37. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  38. Server wipe to Hermes
  39. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  40. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  41. Die to platform turrets
  42. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  43. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  44. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  45. Play engineer for one round
  46. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  47. Die between wave 1-3
  48. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  49. Play scout for one round
  50. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  51. Die to an engineer nest turret
  52. Wave modifier on the first wave
  53. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  54. See a level 1 in a normal server
  55. "Revive the medic"
  56. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  57. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  58. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  59. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  60. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  61. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  62. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  63. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  64. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  65. "Bruh how did I die"
  66. "Skill issue"
  67. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  68. Server wipe to Gaia
  69. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  70. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  71. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  72. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  73. Die on wave 10
  74. Play recon for one round
  75. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  76. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  77. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  78. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  79. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  80. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  81. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  82. Mostly medics in one server
  83. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  84. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  85. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  86. Nobody focuses Hermes
  87. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  88. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  89. Server wipe to Sparta
  90. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  91. Server wipe to Tempest
  92. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  93. "How did we die on wave ___"
  94. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  95. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  96. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  97. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  98. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  99. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  100. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  101. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  102. Server wipe to Fusilier
  103. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  104. Server wipe to Prometheus
  105. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  106. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  107. Server wipe to Trident
  108. Play medic for one round
  109. You're the only one left in the server
  110. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  111. Play assault for one round
  112. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  113. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  114. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  115. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  116. Mostly assaults in one server
  117. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  118. See a level 25 in a pro server
  119. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  120. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  121. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  122. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  123. Die to a ranger's explosion
  124. Die between wave 4-6
  125. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  126. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  127. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  128. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  129. Two players arguing over something stupid
  130. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  131. You ask for reserves
  132. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  133. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  134. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  135. Mostly recons in one server
  136. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  137. Mostly engineers in one server
  138. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  139. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  140. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  141. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  142. Multiple platforms perched
  143. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  144. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  145. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  146. "1r anyone?"
  147. Entire server picks one class
  148. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  149. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  150. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  151. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  152. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  153. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  154. Mostly scouts in one server
  155. Server closes
  156. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  157. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  158. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  159. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  160. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall