Playmedic forone roundServerwipe toGaiaTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)All wave 9bosses forwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossPlay scoutfor oneroundToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)MultipleplatformsperchedDie as thelast onealive to alandmineNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyAttritiongets votedand winsMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyStep on alandmineat the endof a waveMostlyspecialistsin oneserverComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddies"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretServerwipe toSpartaAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Platformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Subwaverush onwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1See alevel 25 ina proserverServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleServerwipe toFusilierUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)"How didwe die onwave ___""REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevives"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Teleporteronly forEpilogueDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Get spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveServer wipetoPrometheusLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Getsnipedmid-air bya tankEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesDie toGaia'sVitarageWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Serverwipe toHermesMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyBuy aturretPlayspecialistfor oneround"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedEntireserverpicks oneclassDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)ServerclosesDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallServerwipe toDaedalusRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerDie as thelast onealive to abasic unit"Skillissue"EveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDie on awave witha specialmodifierKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwDie toplatformturretsMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesDie toAPUlagDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesKill ashielder withthe regularshovelMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthWavemodifieron thefirst waveAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineServerwipe toTridentDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Serverwipe toAchillesPlayengineerfor oneroundDie to aranger'sexplosionMultipleenemyengineernests atonceSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9You're theonly oneleft in theserverGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresMostlyrecons inoneserverUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentAll wave 6bosses forwave 10See anover level200 in apro serverEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesDiebetweenwave 7-9Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itRun out ofammo asany classDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Run outof fuel onaerorigMostlymedics inoneserverMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto diePay to getyour turretback early(any class)Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveNobodyfocusesHermesPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mostlyassaultsin oneserverDie to anengineernest turretBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossSee alevel 1 ina normalserver"Bruhhow didI die"Bunkercamp inarchipelagoSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDiebetweenwave 4-6Diebetweenwave 1-3NormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Someonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerPlayrecon forone roundSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Die onwave10Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)You askforreservesMostlyscouts inoneserverTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Playassault forone roundServerwipe toTempest"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Lose onwave 1EpilogueWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a wave"Revivethemedic""How didwe die to(boss)"Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a result"1ranyone?"Two peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themKill acloaker withthe regularshovelMostlyengineersin oneserverPlaymedic forone roundServerwipe toGaiaTeleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)All wave 9bosses forwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossPlay scoutfor oneroundToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)MultipleplatformsperchedDie as thelast onealive to alandmineNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyAttritiongets votedand winsMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Two playersarguing oversomethingstupidHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyStep on alandmineat the endof a waveMostlyspecialistsin oneserverComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddies"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretServerwipe toSpartaAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Platformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Subwaverush onwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1See alevel 25 ina proserverServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleServerwipe toFusilierUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)"How didwe die onwave ___""REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevives"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Teleporteronly forEpilogueDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Get spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveServer wipetoPrometheusLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Getsnipedmid-air bya tankEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesDie toGaia'sVitarageWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Serverwipe toHermesMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyBuy aturretPlayspecialistfor oneround"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedEntireserverpicks oneclassDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)ServerclosesDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallServerwipe toDaedalusRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerDie as thelast onealive to abasic unit"Skillissue"EveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDie on awave witha specialmodifierKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwDie toplatformturretsMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesDie toAPUlagDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesKill ashielder withthe regularshovelMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthWavemodifieron thefirst waveAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineServerwipe toTridentDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Serverwipe toAchillesPlayengineerfor oneroundDie to aranger'sexplosionMultipleenemyengineernests atonceSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9You're theonly oneleft in theserverGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresMostlyrecons inoneserverUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentAll wave 6bosses forwave 10See anover level200 in apro serverEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesDiebetweenwave 7-9Dies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Diesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itRun out ofammo asany classDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Run outof fuel onaerorigMostlymedics inoneserverMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto diePay to getyour turretback early(any class)Use specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveNobodyfocusesHermesPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mostlyassaultsin oneserverDie to anengineernest turretBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossSee alevel 1 ina normalserver"Bruhhow didI die"Bunkercamp inarchipelagoSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageDiebetweenwave 4-6Diebetweenwave 1-3NormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Someonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerPlayrecon forone roundSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Die onwave10Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)You askforreservesMostlyscouts inoneserverTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Playassault forone roundServerwipe toTempest"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Lose onwave 1EpilogueWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a wave"Revivethemedic""How didwe die to(boss)"Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a result"1ranyone?"Two peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themKill acloaker withthe regularshovelMostlyengineersin oneserver

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Play medic for one round
  2. Server wipe to Gaia
  3. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  4. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  5. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  6. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  7. Play scout for one round
  8. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  9. Multiple platforms perched
  10. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  11. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  12. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  13. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  14. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  15. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  16. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  17. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  18. Attrition gets voted and wins
  19. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  20. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  21. Two players arguing over something stupid
  22. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  23. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  24. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  25. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  26. Mostly specialists in one server
  27. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  28. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  29. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  30. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  31. Server wipe to Sparta
  32. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  33. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  34. Subwave rush on wave 10
  35. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  36. See a level 25 in a pro server
  37. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  38. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  39. Server wipe to Fusilier
  40. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  41. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  42. "How did we die on wave ___"
  43. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  44. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  45. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  46. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  47. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  48. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  49. Server wipe to Prometheus
  50. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  51. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  52. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  53. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  54. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  55. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  56. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  57. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  58. Server wipe to Hermes
  59. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  60. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  61. Buy a turret
  62. Play specialist for one round
  63. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  64. Entire server picks one class
  65. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  66. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  67. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  68. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  69. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  70. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  71. Server closes
  72. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  73. Server wipe to Daedalus
  74. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  75. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  76. "Skill issue"
  77. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  78. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  79. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  80. Die to platform turrets
  81. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  82. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  83. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  84. Die to APU lag
  85. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  86. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  87. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  88. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  89. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  90. Wave modifier on the first wave
  91. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  92. Server wipe to Trident
  93. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  94. Server wipe to Achilles
  95. Play engineer for one round
  96. Die to a ranger's explosion
  97. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  98. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  99. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  100. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  101. You're the only one left in the server
  102. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  103. Mostly recons in one server
  104. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  105. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  106. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  107. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  108. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  109. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  110. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  111. Die between wave 7-9
  112. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  113. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  114. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  115. Run out of ammo as any class
  116. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  117. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  118. Mostly medics in one server
  119. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  120. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  121. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  122. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  123. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  124. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  125. Nobody focuses Hermes
  126. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  127. Mostly assaults in one server
  128. Die to an engineer nest turret
  129. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  130. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  131. See a level 1 in a normal server
  132. "Bruh how did I die"
  133. Bunker camp in archipelago
  134. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  135. Die between wave 4-6
  136. Die between wave 1-3
  137. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  138. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  139. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  140. Play recon for one round
  141. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  142. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  143. Die on wave 10
  144. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  145. You ask for reserves
  146. Mostly scouts in one server
  147. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  148. Play assault for one round
  149. Server wipe to Tempest
  150. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  151. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  152. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  153. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  154. "Revive the medic"
  155. "How did we die to (boss)"
  156. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  157. "1r anyone?"
  158. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  159. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  160. Mostly engineers in one server