"1ranyone?"Entireserverpicks oneclassServer wipetoPrometheusDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)No primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Someonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Serverwipe toFusilierPlaymedic forone roundDie onwave10You're theonly oneleft in theserverAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundDie as thelast onealive to alandmineAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidDiebetweenwave 1-3Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveTeleporteronly forEpilogueServerwipe toTridentSee anover level200 in apro serverServerwipe toDaedalusDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)"Skillissue"Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Someonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupDiebetweenwave 4-6Play scoutfor oneroundSubwaverush onwave 10Die toplatformturretsServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 boss"How didwe die to(boss)"Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mostlyscouts inoneserverMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossMultipleenemyengineernests atonce"Bruhhow didI die"See alevel 25 ina proserverMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelySomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentKill acloaker withthe regularshovelYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadMostlyassaultsin oneserverMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Serverwipe toTempestDie toAPUlagDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses it"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Someonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchPlayrecon forone roundPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)NobodyfocusesHermesNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentLose onwave 1EpilogueServerwipe toSpartaPlayspecialistfor oneroundRun outof fuel onaerorigPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Die to anengineernest turretAttritiongets votedand winsMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itMostlyrecons inoneserverRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverDie toGaia'sVitarageBuy aturret"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesWavemodifieron thefirst waveBunkercamp inarchipelagoYou askforreservesDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedPlayengineerfor oneroundMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewaves"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaServerwipe toHermesUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildStep on alandmineat the endof a waveEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchDie to aranger'sexplosionConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1"How didwe die onwave ___"EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand dies"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Mostlyspecialistsin oneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconSee alevel 1 ina normalserverDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconKill ashielder withthe regularshovelMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Die on awave witha specialmodifierDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Serverwipe toGaiaEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)MultipleplatformsperchedRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Someone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3Epilogue"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Run out ofammo asany classServercloses"Revivethemedic"Mostlymedics inoneserverEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesPlayassault forone roundMostlyengineersin oneserverDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Serverwipe toAchillesGetsnipedmid-air bya tankDiebetweenwave 7-9Last survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throw"1ranyone?"Entireserverpicks oneclassServer wipetoPrometheusDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)No primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Someonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Serverwipe toFusilierPlaymedic forone roundDie onwave10You're theonly oneleft in theserverAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundDie as thelast onealive to alandmineAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Get killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidDiebetweenwave 1-3Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveTeleporteronly forEpilogueServerwipe toTridentSee anover level200 in apro serverServerwipe toDaedalusDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Die to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)"Skillissue"Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Someonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupDiebetweenwave 4-6Play scoutfor oneroundSubwaverush onwave 10Die toplatformturretsServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineAll wave 6bosses forwave 10Mastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 boss"How didwe die to(boss)"Server wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10Mostlyscouts inoneserverMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossMultipleenemyengineernests atonce"Bruhhow didI die"See alevel 25 ina proserverMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelySomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentKill acloaker withthe regularshovelYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadMostlyassaultsin oneserverMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Dies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Serverwipe toTempestDie toAPUlagDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Die at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses it"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Someonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchPlayrecon forone roundPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)NobodyfocusesHermesNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentLose onwave 1EpilogueServerwipe toSpartaPlayspecialistfor oneroundRun outof fuel onaerorigPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Die to anengineernest turretAttritiongets votedand winsMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itMostlyrecons inoneserverRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverDie toGaia'sVitarageBuy aturret"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesWavemodifieron thefirst waveBunkercamp inarchipelagoYou askforreservesDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedPlayengineerfor oneroundMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewaves"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaServerwipe toHermesUpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildStep on alandmineat the endof a waveEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchDie to aranger'sexplosionConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1"How didwe die onwave ___"EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand dies"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedTurretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Mostlyspecialistsin oneserverDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconSee alevel 1 ina normalserverDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconKill ashielder withthe regularshovelMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Die on awave witha specialmodifierDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Serverwipe toGaiaEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesDie to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)MultipleplatformsperchedRun out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)Someone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3Epilogue"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Run out ofammo asany classServercloses"Revivethemedic"Mostlymedics inoneserverEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesPlayassault forone roundMostlyengineersin oneserverDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Serverwipe toAchillesGetsnipedmid-air bya tankDiebetweenwave 7-9Last survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Watch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throw

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "1r anyone?"
  2. Entire server picks one class
  3. Server wipe to Prometheus
  4. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  5. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  6. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  7. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  8. Server wipe to Fusilier
  9. Play medic for one round
  10. Die on wave 10
  11. You're the only one left in the server
  12. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  13. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  14. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  15. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  16. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  17. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  18. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  19. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  20. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  21. Two players arguing over something stupid
  22. Die between wave 1-3
  23. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  24. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  25. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  26. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  27. Server wipe to Trident
  28. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  29. Server wipe to Daedalus
  30. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  31. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  32. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  33. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  34. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  35. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  36. "Skill issue"
  37. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  38. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  39. Die between wave 4-6
  40. Play scout for one round
  41. Subwave rush on wave 10
  42. Die to platform turrets
  43. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  44. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  45. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  46. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  47. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  48. "How did we die to (boss)"
  49. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  50. Mostly scouts in one server
  51. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  52. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  53. "Bruh how did I die"
  54. See a level 25 in a pro server
  55. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  56. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  57. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  58. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  59. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  60. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  61. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  62. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  63. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  64. Mostly assaults in one server
  65. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  66. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  67. Server wipe to Tempest
  68. Die to APU lag
  69. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  70. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  71. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  72. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  73. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  74. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  75. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  76. Play recon for one round
  77. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  78. Nobody focuses Hermes
  79. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  80. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  81. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  82. Server wipe to Sparta
  83. Play specialist for one round
  84. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  85. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  86. Die to an engineer nest turret
  87. Attrition gets voted and wins
  88. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  89. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  90. Mostly recons in one server
  91. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  92. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  93. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  94. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  95. Buy a turret
  96. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  97. Wave modifier on the first wave
  98. Bunker camp in archipelago
  99. You ask for reserves
  100. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  101. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  102. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  103. Play engineer for one round
  104. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  105. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  106. Server wipe to Hermes
  107. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  108. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  109. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  110. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  111. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  112. Die to a ranger's explosion
  113. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  114. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  115. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  116. "How did we die on wave ___"
  117. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  118. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  119. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  120. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  121. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  122. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  123. Mostly specialists in one server
  124. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  125. See a level 1 in a normal server
  126. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  127. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  128. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  129. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  130. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  131. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  132. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  133. Server wipe to Gaia
  134. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  135. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  136. Multiple platforms perched
  137. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  138. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  139. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  140. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  141. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  142. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  143. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  144. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  145. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  146. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  147. Run out of ammo as any class
  148. Server closes
  149. "Revive the medic"
  150. Mostly medics in one server
  151. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  152. Play assault for one round
  153. Mostly engineers in one server
  154. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  155. Server wipe to Achilles
  156. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  157. Die between wave 7-9
  158. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  159. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  160. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw