Playassault forone roundGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresAttritiongets votedand winsNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildTeleporteronly forEpilogueLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Bunkercamp inarchipelagoDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesPlayspecialistfor oneroundEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesServer wipetoPrometheusDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Buy aturretDiebetweenwave 4-6Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Serverwipe toGaiaKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Wavemodifieron thefirst wave"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10You're theonly oneleft in theserverStep on alandmineat the endof a waveDie to anengineernest turretSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Run out ofammo asany classServerwipe toAchillesSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverDie onwave10Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Serverwipe toTempestMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone alive"Revivethemedic"Die on awave witha specialmodifierUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Diebetweenwave 1-3Play scoutfor oneroundDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Run outof fuel onaerorigServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingup"Bruhhow didI die"ServerclosesMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)No primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceSee alevel 25 ina proserverYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointEntireserverpicks oneclassDie toGaia'sVitarageWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigMostlymedics inoneserverSubwaverush onwave 10All wave 6bosses forwave 10MultipleplatformsperchedTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Die as thelast onealive to alandmineUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Confuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthider"Skillissue"Kill acloaker withthe regularshovelMostlyspecialistsin oneserverDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleAll wave 9bosses forwave 10"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveServerwipe toFusilierDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallYou askforreservesEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageSee alevel 1 ina normalserverServerwipe toSpartaMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthDiebetweenwave 7-9"How didwe die onwave ___"Playrecon forone roundMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Die as thelast onealive to abasic unitMostlyscouts inoneserverGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toDaedalusServerwipe toTridentRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesMostlyassaultsin oneserverNobodyfocusesHermesDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Serverwipe toHermesEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesPlayengineerfor oneroundKill ashielder withthe regularshovelMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Die toAPUlagDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Getsnipedmid-air bya tankMostlyengineersin oneserver"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedLose onwave 1EpilogueTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)See anover level200 in apro server"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing you"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Die toplatformturretsDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas recon"How didwe die to(boss)"Die to aranger'sexplosionEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMostlyrecons inoneserver"1ranyone?"Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerPlaymedic forone roundPlayassault forone roundGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresAttritiongets votedand winsNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedPlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Die to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildTeleporteronly forEpilogueLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Bunkercamp inarchipelagoDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturretSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)EveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesPlayspecialistfor oneroundEveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesServer wipetoPrometheusDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Buy aturretDiebetweenwave 4-6Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)Serverwipe toGaiaKill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Wavemodifieron thefirst wave"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10You're theonly oneleft in theserverStep on alandmineat the endof a waveDie to anengineernest turretSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Run out ofammo asany classServerwipe toAchillesSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverDie onwave10Last survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Serverwipe toTempestMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone alive"Revivethemedic"Die on awave witha specialmodifierUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Diebetweenwave 1-3Play scoutfor oneroundDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)Run outof fuel onaerorigServer wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingup"Bruhhow didI die"ServerclosesMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)No primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Multipleenemyengineernests atonceSee alevel 25 ina proserverYour pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointEntireserverpicks oneclassDie toGaia'sVitarageWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Everyoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigMostlymedics inoneserverSubwaverush onwave 10All wave 6bosses forwave 10MultipleplatformsperchedTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineAll wave 3bosses forwave 10Die as thelast onealive to alandmineUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itMastermindlobby wipeswithChassisScout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)Confuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthider"Skillissue"Kill acloaker withthe regularshovelMostlyspecialistsin oneserverDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchDie to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleAll wave 9bosses forwave 10"Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveServerwipe toFusilierDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewallYou askforreservesEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieBuy thewrongupgrade onaccidentSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageSee alevel 1 ina normalserverServerwipe toSpartaMastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthDiebetweenwave 7-9"How didwe die onwave ___"Playrecon forone roundMastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)Die as thelast onealive to abasic unitMostlyscouts inoneserverGet spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Serverwipe toDaedalusServerwipe toTridentRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)EveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesMostlyassaultsin oneserverNobodyfocusesHermesDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Serverwipe toHermesEveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesPlayengineerfor oneroundKill ashielder withthe regularshovelMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Die toAPUlagDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Nobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Mastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)Getsnipedmid-air bya tankMostlyengineersin oneserver"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedLose onwave 1EpilogueTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themComplete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Hallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)See anover level200 in apro server"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing you"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Die toplatformturretsDie to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas recon"How didwe die to(boss)"Die to aranger'sexplosionEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveAchilles getsbrought uponto highgroundSomeone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueGet mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowMostlyrecons inoneserver"1ranyone?"Someonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindEveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerPlaymedic forone round

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Play assault for one round
  2. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  3. Attrition gets voted and wins
  4. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  5. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  6. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  7. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  8. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  9. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  10. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  11. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  12. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  13. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  14. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  15. Bunker camp in archipelago
  16. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  17. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  18. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  19. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  20. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  21. Play specialist for one round
  22. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  23. Server wipe to Prometheus
  24. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  25. Buy a turret
  26. Die between wave 4-6
  27. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  28. Server wipe to Gaia
  29. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  30. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  31. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  32. Wave modifier on the first wave
  33. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  34. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  35. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  36. You're the only one left in the server
  37. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  38. Die to an engineer nest turret
  39. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  40. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  41. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  42. Run out of ammo as any class
  43. Server wipe to Achilles
  44. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  45. Die on wave 10
  46. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  47. Server wipe to Tempest
  48. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  49. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  50. "Revive the medic"
  51. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  52. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  53. Die between wave 1-3
  54. Play scout for one round
  55. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  56. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  57. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  58. "Bruh how did I die"
  59. Server closes
  60. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  61. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  62. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  63. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  64. See a level 25 in a pro server
  65. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  66. Entire server picks one class
  67. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  68. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  69. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  70. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  71. Mostly medics in one server
  72. Subwave rush on wave 10
  73. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  74. Multiple platforms perched
  75. Two players arguing over something stupid
  76. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  77. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  78. Die as the last one alive to a landmine
  79. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  80. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  81. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  82. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  83. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  84. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  85. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  86. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  87. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  88. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  89. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  90. "Skill issue"
  91. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  92. Mostly specialists in one server
  93. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  94. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  95. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  96. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  97. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  98. Server wipe to Fusilier
  99. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  100. You ask for reserves
  101. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  102. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  103. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  104. See a level 1 in a normal server
  105. Server wipe to Sparta
  106. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  107. Die between wave 7-9
  108. "How did we die on wave ___"
  109. Play recon for one round
  110. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  111. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  112. Mostly scouts in one server
  113. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  114. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  115. Server wipe to Daedalus
  116. Server wipe to Trident
  117. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  118. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  119. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  120. Mostly assaults in one server
  121. Nobody focuses Hermes
  122. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  123. Server wipe to Hermes
  124. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  125. Play engineer for one round
  126. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  127. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  128. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  129. Die to APU lag
  130. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  131. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  132. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  133. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  134. Mostly engineers in one server
  135. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  136. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  137. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  138. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  139. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  140. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  141. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  142. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  143. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  144. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  145. Die to platform turrets
  146. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  147. "How did we die to (boss)"
  148. Die to a ranger's explosion
  149. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  150. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  151. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  152. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  153. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  154. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  155. Mostly recons in one server
  156. "1r anyone?"
  157. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  158. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  159. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  160. Play medic for one round