Run outof fuel onaerorigServerwipe toSpartaWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Subwaverush onwave 10Play scoutfor oneroundRun out ofammo asany classAttritiongets votedand winsGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themMostlyspecialistsin oneserverAll wave 6bosses forwave 10EveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerPlayrecon forone roundNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesMultipleplatformsperchedSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Serverwipe toTridentTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidKill ashielder withthe regularshovelServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 1-3EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitServerwipe toTempestDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Someone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youEntireserverpicks oneclassPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossPlayengineerfor oneround"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowBunkercamp inarchipelagoHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Die to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconServerclosesMostlymedics inoneserverServerwipe toHermesSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturret"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedNobodyfocusesHermesMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleMostlyscouts inoneserverDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Diebetweenwave 4-6Die to anengineernest turret"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesServerwipe toFusilierPlaymedic forone roundToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Server wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Achilles getsbrought uponto highgroundMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)You're theonly oneleft in theserverWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Kill acloaker withthe regularshovelMostlyassaultsin oneserverDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Server wipetoPrometheusNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Get spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossDie toplatformturrets"Revivethemedic"Teleporteronly forEpilogue"1ranyone?""Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveDie toAPUlagUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewall"How didwe die to(boss)"Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisMultipleenemyengineernests atonceMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointBuy aturretDiebetweenwave 7-9Die to aranger'sexplosionDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)See alevel 1 ina normalserverGetsnipedmid-air bya tankLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthDie onwave10Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Die toGaia'sVitarageMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)All wave 3bosses forwave 10Mostlyengineersin oneserver"Bruhhow didI die"Mostlyrecons inoneserverWavemodifieron thefirst wavePlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverSee anover level200 in apro serverDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageYou askforreservesAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineStep on alandmineat the endof a waveSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchServerwipe toDaedalusLose onwave 1EpiloguePlayspecialistfor oneroundPlayassault forone round"Skillissue"Serverwipe toAchilles"How didwe die onwave ___"Serverwipe toGaiaPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwSee alevel 25 ina proserverEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDie on awave witha specialmodifierSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyDie as thelast onealive to alandmineRun outof fuel onaerorigServerwipe toSpartaWatchyour turretdie :((engineer)Subwaverush onwave 10Play scoutfor oneroundRun out ofammo asany classAttritiongets votedand winsGetmutilated byspecial waveor AresTwo peoplebickering over aspecific itemupgrade becauseit's "trash" to oneof themMostlyspecialistsin oneserverAll wave 6bosses forwave 10EveryonechoosesEpilogueSpillover anddiesRun out ofammo boxcharges asengineerPlayrecon forone roundNormalserverchoosesInfant (50%)difficultyMastermindsends only 2units formultiplewavesMultipleplatformsperchedSomeonespampinging"Revive Me!"Serverwipe toTridentTwo playersarguing oversomethingstupidKill ashielder withthe regularshovelServer wipewhen there'sonly 10enemies lefton wave 10EveryonechoosesBoss Rushand diesAll wave 9bosses forwave 10Diebetweenwave 1-3EveryonechoosesMechanizedMeatstormand diesDie as thelast onealive to abasic unitServerwipe toTempestDie to an APUlanding on youwhile you're inscope asreconOverchargeor rally runsout at a badmomentUpgrade aturret youbuy (non-engineer kit)Someone usesfuel canistersbefore Aresspawns onwave 3EpilogueUsesOverchargeagainst anenemy thatbypasses itMiss yourground slamand die (tvelability)ConfusePrometheuswith teleporterspam while he'schasing youEntireserverpicks oneclassPay to getyour shield /stonehedgeback early(any class)Mastermindspams oneunit (cloaker,shielder, etc)UpgradeMedkit intoMercy Kill for anon-StonewallbuildDies to acommonunit (infantryor shielder)Die to anengineer nestteleporting anenemy whileyou're killing itEveryone skipsintermissionimmediatelyand causes youto dieDaedalussolo kills him(you oranotherplayer)Die to tanksplashdamage (notdirect shot)"___ sucksbecause ________ _____ _"as soon as itgets mentionedMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave3 bossPlayengineerfor oneround"WOMAN"at thesight ofGaiaMastermindlobby wipeswith aerorigEveryoneskips theending / losingcutsceneimmediatelyKill ashielder withthe regularmachetethrowBunkercamp inarchipelagoHallucinatorgets you or ateammatekilled insteadSomeonestops to typeand dies (youor anotherplayer)Die to platformartillery whileyou're in scopeas reconServerclosesMostlymedics inoneserverServerwipe toHermesSomeonecomplainingabout any ofthe maps inthe lineupSomeonebegging in thechat foreveryone tovoteMastermindDie to a tank'ssplash damagefrom it targetinga teleporter orturret"Upgrade____" eventhough it'salreadyupgradedNobodyfocusesHermesMastermindlobby wipeswith MM'srifleMostlyscouts inoneserverDies to acommonunit (cloakeror saboteur)Mastermindlobby wipeson wave 1Get mutilatedby Areswithin 10seconds ofbeing revivedComplete adeathlessSiege(Dynamic+)Teleporterbreaks whileyou're tryingto use itNobody tries tosave your turretwhile it'ssapped (eventhough it'scurrently safe)Diebetweenwave 4-6Die to anengineernest turret"REVIVEPEOPLE"While you orthe otherperson is out ofrevivesServerwipe toFusilierPlaymedic forone roundToxicity (cryingin the chatabout dying,someone elsedying, etc)Server wipeafter theEpiloguehelicopter isdone startingupDie to a pre-fire (instantshot from atank, jetpacker,sniper, etc)Achilles getsbrought uponto highgroundMastermindmutilateseveryone(Chassis melee& MM rifle)You're theonly oneleft in theserverWatch anotherplayer die asthe last onealive near theend of a waveGet killed bycrossfirewhile usingspecialisthiderEveryonechoosesJetpackJoyride anddiesEveryonechoosesShieldShower anddiesBuy the worstupgrade for akit (RS for engi,Gunslingers forscout, etc)Kill acloaker withthe regularshovelMostlyassaultsin oneserverDies to Achillesteleportingduring a TP sap(you or anotherplayer)Server wipetoPrometheusNo primaryweaponupgrade (scoutis perfect forthis actually)Complete adeathlessEpilogue(Dynamic+)Get spawn-killedrepeatedly dueto a medicreviving youover and overMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave6 bossDie toplatformturrets"Revivethemedic"Teleporteronly forEpilogue"1ranyone?""Upgrade yourdefib" eventhough it'salreadyupgraded as thelast one aliveDie toAPUlagUse specialisthider to revivepeople whileyou're the lastone aliveLast survivorsolos the restof the wave(anotherplayer)Scout rushesinto a spawnand diesimmediatelyDie at theend of awave with afully chargedStonewall"How didwe die to(boss)"Mastermindlobby wipeswithChassisMultipleenemyengineernests atonceMastermindlobby wipeson wave 9Your pingspikeshigher than500 at anypointBuy aturretDiebetweenwave 7-9Die to aranger'sexplosionDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyregular unit)See alevel 1 ina normalserverGetsnipedmid-air bya tankLast survivorsolos therest of thewave (you)Mastermindejects fromChassis whilestill above 2khealthDie onwave10Turretbreaks mid-unsapping(yours oranother's)Die toGaia'sVitarageMastermindlobby wipeswith a wave9 bossDiesimmediatelyupon using ateleporter (anyboss unit)All wave 3bosses forwave 10Mostlyengineersin oneserver"Bruhhow didI die"Mostlyrecons inoneserverWavemodifieron thefirst wavePlatformgets enraged(all turretsbroken)Run out offuel onterminalvelocity anddie as a resultDon't buy ajetpack forthe wholematchConfuse Tridentwith BulletStorm whilehe's lockedonto youSee an overlevel 100 ina normalserverSee anover level200 in apro serverDaedalussolo dies tohim (you oranotherplayer)"Did y'allreally justdie to (bossor unit)"Buy thewrongupgrade onaccidentSpecialist hideractivates withinthe first 15seconds of theround fromdamageYou askforreservesAeroriguser diesto a placedlandmineStep on alandmineat the endof a waveSomeonestarts talkingabout theDVN loremid-matchServerwipe toDaedalusLose onwave 1EpiloguePlayspecialistfor oneroundPlayassault forone round"Skillissue"Serverwipe toAchilles"How didwe die onwave ___"Serverwipe toGaiaPay to getyour turretback early(any class)Kill a cloakerwhile it'schasing youwith the regularmachete throwSee alevel 25 ina proserverEveryonechoosesCloakerRush anddiesDie on awave witha specialmodifierSomeonesteps on alandmine andkills anotherplayerDie as thelast one alivenear the endof a waveEveryoneskipsintermissionimmediatelyPro serverchoosesShellshock(150%) orDynamicdifficultyDie as thelast onealive to alandmine

DVN: The Ultimate Stupidity & Survival Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Run out of fuel on aerorig
  2. Server wipe to Sparta
  3. Watch your turret die :( (engineer)
  4. Subwave rush on wave 10
  5. Play scout for one round
  6. Run out of ammo as any class
  7. Attrition gets voted and wins
  8. Get mutilated by special wave or Ares
  9. Two people bickering over a specific item upgrade because it's "trash" to one of them
  10. Mostly specialists in one server
  11. All wave 6 bosses for wave 10
  12. Everyone chooses Epilogue Spillover and dies
  13. Run out of ammo box charges as engineer
  14. Play recon for one round
  15. Normal server chooses Infant (50%) difficulty
  16. Mastermind sends only 2 units for multiple waves
  17. Multiple platforms perched
  18. Someone spam pinging "Revive Me!"
  19. Server wipe to Trident
  20. Two players arguing over something stupid
  21. Kill a shielder with the regular shovel
  22. Server wipe when there's only 10 enemies left on wave 10
  23. Everyone chooses Boss Rush and dies
  24. All wave 9 bosses for wave 10
  25. Die between wave 1-3
  26. Everyone chooses Mechanized Meatstorm and dies
  27. Die as the last one alive to a basic unit
  28. Server wipe to Tempest
  29. Die to an APU landing on you while you're in scope as recon
  30. Overcharge or rally runs out at a bad moment
  31. Upgrade a turret you buy (non-engineer kit)
  32. Someone uses fuel canisters before Ares spawns on wave 3 Epilogue
  33. Uses Overcharge against an enemy that bypasses it
  34. Miss your ground slam and die (tvel ability)
  35. Confuse Prometheus with teleporter spam while he's chasing you
  36. Entire server picks one class
  37. Pay to get your shield / stonehedge back early (any class)
  38. Mastermind spams one unit (cloaker, shielder, etc)
  39. Upgrade Medkit into Mercy Kill for a non-Stonewall build
  40. Dies to a common unit (infantry or shielder)
  41. Die to an engineer nest teleporting an enemy while you're killing it
  42. Everyone skips intermission immediately and causes you to die
  43. Daedalus solo kills him (you or another player)
  44. Die to tank splash damage (not direct shot)
  45. "___ sucks because ____ ____ _____ _" as soon as it gets mentioned
  46. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 3 boss
  47. Play engineer for one round
  48. "WOMAN" at the sight of Gaia
  49. Mastermind lobby wipes with aerorig
  50. Everyone skips the ending / losing cutscene immediately
  51. Kill a shielder with the regular machete throw
  52. Bunker camp in archipelago
  53. Hallucinator gets you or a teammate killed instead
  54. Someone stops to type and dies (you or another player)
  55. Die to platform artillery while you're in scope as recon
  56. Server closes
  57. Mostly medics in one server
  58. Server wipe to Hermes
  59. Someone complaining about any of the maps in the lineup
  60. Someone begging in the chat for everyone to vote Mastermind
  61. Die to a tank's splash damage from it targeting a teleporter or turret
  62. "Upgrade ____" even though it's already upgraded
  63. Nobody focuses Hermes
  64. Mastermind lobby wipes with MM's rifle
  65. Mostly scouts in one server
  66. Dies to a common unit (cloaker or saboteur)
  67. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 1
  68. Get mutilated by Ares within 10 seconds of being revived
  69. Complete a deathless Siege (Dynamic+)
  70. Teleporter breaks while you're trying to use it
  71. Nobody tries to save your turret while it's sapped (even though it's currently safe)
  72. Die between wave 4-6
  73. Die to an engineer nest turret
  74. "REVIVE PEOPLE" While you or the other person is out of revives
  75. Server wipe to Fusilier
  76. Play medic for one round
  77. Toxicity (crying in the chat about dying, someone else dying, etc)
  78. Server wipe after the Epilogue helicopter is done starting up
  79. Die to a pre-fire (instant shot from a tank, jetpacker, sniper, etc)
  80. Achilles gets brought up onto high ground
  81. Mastermind mutilates everyone (Chassis melee & MM rifle)
  82. You're the only one left in the server
  83. Watch another player die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  84. Get killed by crossfire while using specialist hider
  85. Everyone chooses Jetpack Joyride and dies
  86. Everyone chooses Shield Shower and dies
  87. Buy the worst upgrade for a kit (RS for engi, Gunslingers for scout, etc)
  88. Kill a cloaker with the regular shovel
  89. Mostly assaults in one server
  90. Dies to Achilles teleporting during a TP sap (you or another player)
  91. Server wipe to Prometheus
  92. No primary weapon upgrade (scout is perfect for this actually)
  93. Complete a deathless Epilogue (Dynamic+)
  94. Get spawn-killed repeatedly due to a medic reviving you over and over
  95. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 6 boss
  96. Die to platform turrets
  97. "Revive the medic"
  98. Teleporter only for Epilogue
  99. "1r anyone?"
  100. "Upgrade your defib" even though it's already upgraded as the last one alive
  101. Die to APU lag
  102. Use specialist hider to revive people while you're the last one alive
  103. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (another player)
  104. Scout rushes into a spawn and dies immediately
  105. Die at the end of a wave with a fully charged Stonewall
  106. "How did we die to (boss)"
  107. Mastermind lobby wipes with Chassis
  108. Multiple enemy engineer nests at once
  109. Mastermind lobby wipes on wave 9
  110. Your ping spikes higher than 500 at any point
  111. Buy a turret
  112. Die between wave 7-9
  113. Die to a ranger's explosion
  114. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any regular unit)
  115. See a level 1 in a normal server
  116. Get sniped mid-air by a tank
  117. Last survivor solos the rest of the wave (you)
  118. Mastermind ejects from Chassis while still above 2k health
  119. Die on wave 10
  120. Turret breaks mid-unsapping (yours or another's)
  121. Die to Gaia's Vitarage
  122. Mastermind lobby wipes with a wave 9 boss
  123. Dies immediately upon using a teleporter (any boss unit)
  124. All wave 3 bosses for wave 10
  125. Mostly engineers in one server
  126. "Bruh how did I die"
  127. Mostly recons in one server
  128. Wave modifier on the first wave
  129. Platform gets enraged (all turrets broken)
  130. Run out of fuel on terminal velocity and die as a result
  131. Don't buy a jetpack for the whole match
  132. Confuse Trident with Bullet Storm while he's locked onto you
  133. See an over level 100 in a normal server
  134. See an over level 200 in a pro server
  135. Daedalus solo dies to him (you or another player)
  136. "Did y'all really just die to (boss or unit)"
  137. Buy the wrong upgrade on accident
  138. Specialist hider activates within the first 15 seconds of the round from damage
  139. You ask for reserves
  140. Aerorig user dies to a placed landmine
  141. Step on a landmine at the end of a wave
  142. Someone starts talking about the DVN lore mid-match
  143. Server wipe to Daedalus
  144. Lose on wave 1 Epilogue
  145. Play specialist for one round
  146. Play assault for one round
  147. "Skill issue"
  148. Server wipe to Achilles
  149. "How did we die on wave ___"
  150. Server wipe to Gaia
  151. Pay to get your turret back early (any class)
  152. Kill a cloaker while it's chasing you with the regular machete throw
  153. See a level 25 in a pro server
  154. Everyone chooses Cloaker Rush and dies
  155. Die on a wave with a special modifier
  156. Someone steps on a landmine and kills another player
  157. Die as the last one alive near the end of a wave
  158. Everyone skips intermission immediately
  159. Pro server chooses Shellshock (150%) or Dynamic difficulty
  160. Die as the last one alive to a landmine