Ahoyhoy?D'oh!Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.I am thelizardqueen!Do you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!To alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.StupidsexyFlandersHa-ha!Excellent!Worst...episode...everThegoggles -they donothing!Operator!Give methe numberfor 911!Don'thave acow, man.Eat myshortsAy,caramba!You don'twin friendswith salad!I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.There's a4:30 in themorningnow?There's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeIf anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.It's aperfectlycromulentwordDon't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!I call thebig one'Bitey'We're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelParades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Loneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixI wassaying"Boo-urns"You failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?Me failEnglish?That'sunpossible.Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!GetbentMy cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodReleasethehounds!He cardreadsgood!It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenTramampoline!Trabapoline!OkilydokilyIt's notMagaggie'sbirthday?Thankyou, comeagain!Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowYou've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyNa na nana na nana naLeader!The good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.Hi, SuperNintendoChalmersAhoyhoy?D'oh!Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.I am thelizardqueen!Do you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!To alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.StupidsexyFlandersHa-ha!Excellent!Worst...episode...everThegoggles -they donothing!Operator!Give methe numberfor 911!Don'thave acow, man.Eat myshortsAy,caramba!You don'twin friendswith salad!I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.There's a4:30 in themorningnow?There's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeIf anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.It's aperfectlycromulentwordDon't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!I call thebig one'Bitey'We're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelParades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Loneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixI wassaying"Boo-urns"You failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?Me failEnglish?That'sunpossible.Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!GetbentMy cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodReleasethehounds!He cardreadsgood!It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenTramampoline!Trabapoline!OkilydokilyIt's notMagaggie'sbirthday?Thankyou, comeagain!Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowYou've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyNa na nana na nana naLeader!The good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.Hi, SuperNintendoChalmers

Simpsons Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ahoy hoy?
  2. D'oh!
  3. Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
  4. I am the lizard queen!
  5. Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
  6. Not the swear jar! It's the only thing holding back the filth!
  7. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
  8. Stupid sexy Flanders
  9. Ha-ha!
  10. Excellent!
  11. Worst... episode... ever
  12. The goggles - they do nothing!
  13. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
  14. Don't have a cow, man.
  15. Eat my shorts
  16. Ay, caramba!
  17. You don't win friends with salad!
  18. I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made-up: ‘Yom Kippur.
  19. There's a 4:30 in the morning now?
  20. There's no justice like angry mob justice
  21. If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
  22. It's a perfectly cromulent word
  23. Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!
  24. I call the big one 'Bitey'
  25. We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
  26. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
  27. Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy, excitement, looking.
  28. Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
  29. I was saying "Boo-urns"
  30. You failed, Seymour. What is it about you and failure?
  31. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  32. Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
  33. Get bent
  34. My cat's breath smells like cat food
  35. Release the hounds!
  36. He card reads good!
  37. It takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen
  38. Tramampoline! Trabapoline!
  39. Okily dokily
  40. It's not Magaggie's birthday?
  41. Thank you, come again!
  42. Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow
  43. You've crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super villainy
  44. Na na na na na na na na Leader!
  45. The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason. To gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made.
  46. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers