You failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.He cardreadsgood!To alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.Tramampoline!Trabapoline!Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!Eat myshortsLoneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixI call thebig one'Bitey'Me failEnglish?That'sunpossible.Don'thave acow, man.Do you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!If anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.Don't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!Excellent!Na na nana na nana naLeader!Ha-ha!StupidsexyFlandersThere's a4:30 in themorningnow?My cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodAhoyhoy?Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowThere's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeReleasethehounds!It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenD'oh!It's notMagaggie'sbirthday?The good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.I am thelizardqueen!Operator!Give methe numberfor 911!Worst...episode...everParades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Thankyou, comeagain!I wassaying"Boo-urns"It's aperfectlycromulentwordHi, SuperNintendoChalmersWe're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!OkilydokilyYou've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyYou don'twin friendswith salad!GetbentThegoggles -they donothing!Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelAy,caramba!You failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.He cardreadsgood!To alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.Tramampoline!Trabapoline!Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!Eat myshortsLoneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixI call thebig one'Bitey'Me failEnglish?That'sunpossible.Don'thave acow, man.Do you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!If anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.Don't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!Excellent!Na na nana na nana naLeader!Ha-ha!StupidsexyFlandersThere's a4:30 in themorningnow?My cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodAhoyhoy?Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowThere's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeReleasethehounds!It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenD'oh!It's notMagaggie'sbirthday?The good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.I am thelizardqueen!Operator!Give methe numberfor 911!Worst...episode...everParades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Thankyou, comeagain!I wassaying"Boo-urns"It's aperfectlycromulentwordHi, SuperNintendoChalmersWe're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!OkilydokilyYou've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyYou don'twin friendswith salad!GetbentThegoggles -they donothing!Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelAy,caramba!

Simpsons Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You failed, Seymour. What is it about you and failure?
  2. I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made-up: ‘Yom Kippur.
  3. He card reads good!
  4. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
  5. Tramampoline! Trabapoline!
  6. Not the swear jar! It's the only thing holding back the filth!
  7. Eat my shorts
  8. Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
  9. I call the big one 'Bitey'
  10. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  11. Don't have a cow, man.
  12. Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
  13. If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
  14. Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!
  15. Excellent!
  16. Na na na na na na na na Leader!
  17. Ha-ha!
  18. Stupid sexy Flanders
  19. There's a 4:30 in the morning now?
  20. My cat's breath smells like cat food
  21. Ahoy hoy?
  22. Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow
  23. There's no justice like angry mob justice
  24. Release the hounds!
  25. It takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen
  26. D'oh!
  27. It's not Magaggie's birthday?
  28. The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason. To gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made.
  29. I am the lizard queen!
  30. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
  31. Worst... episode... ever
  32. Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy, excitement, looking.
  33. Thank you, come again!
  34. I was saying "Boo-urns"
  35. It's a perfectly cromulent word
  36. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers
  37. We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
  38. Okily dokily
  39. You've crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super villainy
  40. You don't win friends with salad!
  41. Get bent
  42. The goggles - they do nothing!
  43. Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
  44. Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
  45. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
  46. Ay, caramba!