Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.We're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!You failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?OkilydokilyIt's notMagaggie'sbirthday?There's a4:30 in themorningnow?It's aperfectlycromulentwordWorst...episode...everMy cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodThe good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.Don't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!GetbentThankyou, comeagain!I am thelizardqueen!Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowDo you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!Parades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Releasethehounds!Ay,caramba!Me failEnglish?That'sunpossible.Don'thave acow, man.Excellent!Tramampoline!Trabapoline!I call thebig one'Bitey'StupidsexyFlandersHi, SuperNintendoChalmersTo alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.Ha-ha!You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelThegoggles -they donothing!Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!He cardreadsgood!Na na nana na nana naLeader!You've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyLoneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixYou don'twin friendswith salad!If anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.Ahoyhoy?I wassaying"Boo-urns"It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenEat myshortsThere's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeOperator!Give methe numberfor 911!D'oh!Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.We're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!You failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?OkilydokilyIt's notMagaggie'sbirthday?There's a4:30 in themorningnow?It's aperfectlycromulentwordWorst...episode...everMy cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodThe good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.Don't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!GetbentThankyou, comeagain!I am thelizardqueen!Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowDo you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!Parades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Releasethehounds!Ay,caramba!Me failEnglish?That'sunpossible.Don'thave acow, man.Excellent!Tramampoline!Trabapoline!I call thebig one'Bitey'StupidsexyFlandersHi, SuperNintendoChalmersTo alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.Ha-ha!You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelThegoggles -they donothing!Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!He cardreadsgood!Na na nana na nana naLeader!You've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyLoneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixYou don'twin friendswith salad!If anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.Ahoyhoy?I wassaying"Boo-urns"It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenEat myshortsThere's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeOperator!Give methe numberfor 911!D'oh!

Simpsons Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
  2. I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made-up: ‘Yom Kippur.
  3. We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
  4. You failed, Seymour. What is it about you and failure?
  5. Okily dokily
  6. It's not Magaggie's birthday?
  7. There's a 4:30 in the morning now?
  8. It's a perfectly cromulent word
  9. Worst... episode... ever
  10. My cat's breath smells like cat food
  11. The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason. To gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made.
  12. Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!
  13. Get bent
  14. Thank you, come again!
  15. I am the lizard queen!
  16. Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow
  17. Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
  18. Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy, excitement, looking.
  19. Release the hounds!
  20. Ay, caramba!
  21. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  22. Don't have a cow, man.
  23. Excellent!
  24. Tramampoline! Trabapoline!
  25. I call the big one 'Bitey'
  26. Stupid sexy Flanders
  27. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers
  28. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
  29. Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
  30. Ha-ha!
  31. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
  32. The goggles - they do nothing!
  33. Not the swear jar! It's the only thing holding back the filth!
  34. He card reads good!
  35. Na na na na na na na na Leader!
  36. You've crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super villainy
  37. Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
  38. You don't win friends with salad!
  39. If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
  40. Ahoy hoy?
  41. I was saying "Boo-urns"
  42. It takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen
  43. Eat my shorts
  44. There's no justice like angry mob justice
  45. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
  46. D'oh!