If anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.Ay,caramba!Thankyou, comeagain!There's a4:30 in themorningnow?Eat myshortsThere's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeNa na nana na nana naLeader!We're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.Do you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!Ha-ha!I wassaying"Boo-urns"I am thelizardqueen!Operator!Give methe numberfor 911!Hi, SuperNintendoChalmersYou've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyTramampoline!Trabapoline!Ahoyhoy?D'oh!StupidsexyFlandersWorst...episode...everThegoggles -they donothing!OkilydokilyMe failEnglish?That'sunpossible.He cardreadsgood!Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!You failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?The good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.Parades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowMy cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodDon't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.It's aperfectlycromulentwordI call thebig one'Bitey'GetbentLoneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixReleasethehounds!You don'twin friendswith salad!It's notMagaggie'sbirthday?Excellent!Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelDon'thave acow, man.It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenTo alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.If anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.Ay,caramba!Thankyou, comeagain!There's a4:30 in themorningnow?Eat myshortsThere's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeNa na nana na nana naLeader!We're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.Do you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!Ha-ha!I wassaying"Boo-urns"I am thelizardqueen!Operator!Give methe numberfor 911!Hi, SuperNintendoChalmersYou've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyTramampoline!Trabapoline!Ahoyhoy?D'oh!StupidsexyFlandersWorst...episode...everThegoggles -they donothing!OkilydokilyMe failEnglish?That'sunpossible.He cardreadsgood!Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!You failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?The good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.Parades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowMy cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodDon't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.It's aperfectlycromulentwordI call thebig one'Bitey'GetbentLoneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixReleasethehounds!You don'twin friendswith salad!It's notMagaggie'sbirthday?Excellent!Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelDon'thave acow, man.It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenTo alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.

Simpsons Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
  2. Ay, caramba!
  3. Thank you, come again!
  4. There's a 4:30 in the morning now?
  5. Eat my shorts
  6. There's no justice like angry mob justice
  7. Na na na na na na na na Leader!
  8. We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
  9. I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made-up: ‘Yom Kippur.
  10. Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
  11. Ha-ha!
  12. I was saying "Boo-urns"
  13. I am the lizard queen!
  14. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
  15. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers
  16. You've crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super villainy
  17. Tramampoline! Trabapoline!
  18. Ahoy hoy?
  19. D'oh!
  20. Stupid sexy Flanders
  21. Worst... episode... ever
  22. The goggles - they do nothing!
  23. Okily dokily
  24. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  25. He card reads good!
  26. Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
  27. You failed, Seymour. What is it about you and failure?
  28. The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason. To gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made.
  29. Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy, excitement, looking.
  30. Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow
  31. My cat's breath smells like cat food
  32. Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!
  33. Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
  34. It's a perfectly cromulent word
  35. I call the big one 'Bitey'
  36. Get bent
  37. Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
  38. Release the hounds!
  39. You don't win friends with salad!
  40. It's not Magaggie's birthday?
  41. Excellent!
  42. Not the swear jar! It's the only thing holding back the filth!
  43. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
  44. Don't have a cow, man.
  45. It takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen
  46. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.