Operator!Give methe numberfor 911!Thankyou, comeagain!Don't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!There's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeI am thelizardqueen!Do you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!OkilydokilyHe cardreadsgood!It's notMagaggie'sbirthday?Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!You've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyThere's a4:30 in themorningnow?Eat myshortsYou don'twin friendswith salad!If anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.GetbentMe failEnglish?That'sunpossible.Ay,caramba!You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelWe're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!Thegoggles -they donothing!Releasethehounds!Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.Tramampoline!Trabapoline!Loneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixAhoyhoy?I call thebig one'Bitey'D'oh!Hi, SuperNintendoChalmersTo alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.Parades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Excellent!StupidsexyFlandersDon'thave acow, man.Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowHa-ha!I wassaying"Boo-urns"My cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodYou failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?The good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.Worst...episode...everNa na nana na nana naLeader!I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenIt's aperfectlycromulentwordOperator!Give methe numberfor 911!Thankyou, comeagain!Don't makeme run! I'mfull ofchocolate!There's nojustice likeangry mobjusticeI am thelizardqueen!Do you want tochange yourname to HomerJr? The kidscan call youHo-Ju!OkilydokilyHe cardreadsgood!It's notMagaggie'sbirthday?Not theswear jar! It'sthe only thingholding backthe filth!You've crossedthe line fromregular villainyinto cartoonishsuper villainyThere's a4:30 in themorningnow?Eat myshortsYou don'twin friendswith salad!If anyonewants me,I'll be inmy room.GetbentMe failEnglish?That'sunpossible.Ay,caramba!You'll haveto speak up,I'm wearinga towelWe're here!We're queer!We don'twant anymore bears!Thegoggles -they donothing!Releasethehounds!Well excuseme for havingenormousflaws that Idon't work on!Am I so outof touch?No, it's thechildren whoare wrong.Tramampoline!Trabapoline!Loneliness andcheeseburgersare adangerous mixAhoyhoy?I call thebig one'Bitey'D'oh!Hi, SuperNintendoChalmersTo alcohol!The cause of,and solutionto, all of life'sproblems.Parades justbring out somany emotionsin me! Joy,excitement,looking.Excellent!StupidsexyFlandersDon'thave acow, man.Call Mr. Plow,that's myname. Thatname againis Mr. PlowHa-ha!I wassaying"Boo-urns"My cat'sbreathsmells likecat foodYou failed,Seymour.What is itabout youand failure?The good Lord letsus grow old for areason. To gainthe wisdom to findfault witheverything He'smade.Worst...episode...everNa na nana na nana naLeader!I was sure itwas a phonyexcuse. I mean,it sounds somade-up: ‘YomKippur.It takes twoto lie: oneto lie, andone to listenIt's aperfectlycromulentword

Simpsons Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
  2. Thank you, come again!
  3. Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!
  4. There's no justice like angry mob justice
  5. I am the lizard queen!
  6. Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
  7. Okily dokily
  8. He card reads good!
  9. It's not Magaggie's birthday?
  10. Not the swear jar! It's the only thing holding back the filth!
  11. You've crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super villainy
  12. There's a 4:30 in the morning now?
  13. Eat my shorts
  14. You don't win friends with salad!
  15. If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
  16. Get bent
  17. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  18. Ay, caramba!
  19. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
  20. We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
  21. The goggles - they do nothing!
  22. Release the hounds!
  23. Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
  24. Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
  25. Tramampoline! Trabapoline!
  26. Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
  27. Ahoy hoy?
  28. I call the big one 'Bitey'
  29. D'oh!
  30. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers
  31. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
  32. Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy, excitement, looking.
  33. Excellent!
  34. Stupid sexy Flanders
  35. Don't have a cow, man.
  36. Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow
  37. Ha-ha!
  38. I was saying "Boo-urns"
  39. My cat's breath smells like cat food
  40. You failed, Seymour. What is it about you and failure?
  41. The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason. To gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made.
  42. Worst... episode... ever
  43. Na na na na na na na na Leader!
  44. I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made-up: ‘Yom Kippur.
  45. It takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen
  46. It's a perfectly cromulent word