ScrumMastermakesblockersdisappearWhy did thechicken crossthe Kanbanboard? To getto 'Done'.Why don't Agileteamsplay hide andseek?Because ofdaily stand-upsScrumMaster crieswhen retro isskippedScrumMasterlovesmemesVirtualcoffeeduringretrosRetrospective:the team’sgroup therapysessionScrumMasterdoesn'tassigntasksSprint Planningisn't aboutsayingyes toeverythingAgile motto:'Scopeis just asuggestionBacklogrefinementpreparesstories forfuture sprintsRetrospective= freetherapyOur backlogis just a wishlist withbetterformattingTeamself-organizestasksVirtualbackgroundsare part ofthe funRefinementkeeps thebackloghealthyFree!Scrum Master'ssecretsuperpower:shielding theteam How many ScrumMastersdoes it take tochange alightbulb? None.They justfacilitate the process.DemoDay is ourfavoriteholidayBrendawill bemissed!ScrumMastermakesblockersdisappearWhy did thechicken crossthe Kanbanboard? To getto 'Done'.Why don't Agileteamsplay hide andseek?Because ofdaily stand-upsScrumMaster crieswhen retro isskippedScrumMasterlovesmemesVirtualcoffeeduringretrosRetrospective:the team’sgroup therapysessionScrumMasterdoesn'tassigntasksSprint Planningisn't aboutsayingyes toeverythingAgile motto:'Scopeis just asuggestionBacklogrefinementpreparesstories forfuture sprintsRetrospective= freetherapyOur backlogis just a wishlist withbetterformattingTeamself-organizestasksVirtualbackgroundsare part ofthe funRefinementkeeps thebackloghealthyFree!Scrum Master'ssecretsuperpower:shielding theteam How many ScrumMastersdoes it take tochange alightbulb? None.They justfacilitate the process.DemoDay is ourfavoriteholidayBrendawill bemissed!

Agile Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Scrum Master makes blockers disappear
  2. Why did the chicken cross the Kanban board? To get to 'Done'.
  3. Why don't Agile teams play hide and seek? Because of daily stand-ups
  4. Scrum Master cries when retro is skipped
  5. Scrum Master loves memes
  6. Virtual coffee during retros
  7. Retrospective: the team’s group therapy session
  8. Scrum Master doesn't assign tasks
  9. Sprint Planning isn't about saying yes to everything
  10. Agile motto: 'Scope is just a suggestion
  11. Backlog refinement prepares stories for future sprints
  12. Retrospective = free therapy
  13. Our backlog is just a wish list with better formatting
  14. Team self-organizes tasks
  15. Virtual backgrounds are part of the fun
  16. Refinement keeps the backlog healthy
  17. Free!
  18. Scrum Master's secret superpower: shielding the team
  19. How many Scrum Masters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just facilitate the process.
  20. Demo Day is our favorite holiday
  21. Brenda will be missed!