How many ScrumMastersdoes it take tochange alightbulb? None.They justfacilitate the process.DemoDay is ourfavoriteholidayScrumMaster crieswhen retro isskippedAgile motto:'Scopeis just asuggestionSprint Planningisn't aboutsayingyes toeverythingVirtualbackgroundsare part ofthe funVirtualcoffeeduringretrosTeamself-organizestasksBacklogrefinementpreparesstories forfuture sprintsWhy don't Agileteamsplay hide andseek?Because ofdaily stand-upsRetrospective:the team’sgroup therapysessionScrumMastermakesblockersdisappearRefinementkeeps thebackloghealthyScrumMasterdoesn'tassigntasksRetrospective= freetherapyOur backlogis just a wishlist withbetterformattingScrumMasterlovesmemesBrendawill bemissed!Why did thechicken crossthe Kanbanboard? To getto 'Done'.Scrum Master'ssecretsuperpower:shielding theteam Free!How many ScrumMastersdoes it take tochange alightbulb? None.They justfacilitate the process.DemoDay is ourfavoriteholidayScrumMaster crieswhen retro isskippedAgile motto:'Scopeis just asuggestionSprint Planningisn't aboutsayingyes toeverythingVirtualbackgroundsare part ofthe funVirtualcoffeeduringretrosTeamself-organizestasksBacklogrefinementpreparesstories forfuture sprintsWhy don't Agileteamsplay hide andseek?Because ofdaily stand-upsRetrospective:the team’sgroup therapysessionScrumMastermakesblockersdisappearRefinementkeeps thebackloghealthyScrumMasterdoesn'tassigntasksRetrospective= freetherapyOur backlogis just a wishlist withbetterformattingScrumMasterlovesmemesBrendawill bemissed!Why did thechicken crossthe Kanbanboard? To getto 'Done'.Scrum Master'ssecretsuperpower:shielding theteam Free!

Agile Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How many Scrum Masters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just facilitate the process.
  2. Demo Day is our favorite holiday
  3. Scrum Master cries when retro is skipped
  4. Agile motto: 'Scope is just a suggestion
  5. Sprint Planning isn't about saying yes to everything
  6. Virtual backgrounds are part of the fun
  7. Virtual coffee during retros
  8. Team self-organizes tasks
  9. Backlog refinement prepares stories for future sprints
  10. Why don't Agile teams play hide and seek? Because of daily stand-ups
  11. Retrospective: the team’s group therapy session
  12. Scrum Master makes blockers disappear
  13. Refinement keeps the backlog healthy
  14. Scrum Master doesn't assign tasks
  15. Retrospective = free therapy
  16. Our backlog is just a wish list with better formatting
  17. Scrum Master loves memes
  18. Brenda will be missed!
  19. Why did the chicken cross the Kanban board? To get to 'Done'.
  20. Scrum Master's secret superpower: shielding the team
  21. Free!