Scrum Master'ssecretsuperpower:shielding theteam Agile motto:'Scopeis just asuggestionScrumMastermakesblockersdisappearTeamself-organizestasksScrumMasterdoesn'tassigntasksWhy don't Agileteamsplay hide andseek?Because ofdaily stand-upsWhy did thechicken crossthe Kanbanboard? To getto 'Done'.Sprint Planningisn't aboutsayingyes toeverythingFree!DemoDay is ourfavoriteholidayBrendawill bemissed!Our backlogis just a wishlist withbetterformattingScrumMasterlovesmemesRetrospective= freetherapyHow many ScrumMastersdoes it take tochange alightbulb? None.They justfacilitate the process.ScrumMaster crieswhen retro isskippedVirtualbackgroundsare part ofthe funRefinementkeeps thebackloghealthyVirtualcoffeeduringretrosRetrospective:the team’sgroup therapysessionBacklogrefinementpreparesstories forfuture sprintsScrum Master'ssecretsuperpower:shielding theteam Agile motto:'Scopeis just asuggestionScrumMastermakesblockersdisappearTeamself-organizestasksScrumMasterdoesn'tassigntasksWhy don't Agileteamsplay hide andseek?Because ofdaily stand-upsWhy did thechicken crossthe Kanbanboard? To getto 'Done'.Sprint Planningisn't aboutsayingyes toeverythingFree!DemoDay is ourfavoriteholidayBrendawill bemissed!Our backlogis just a wishlist withbetterformattingScrumMasterlovesmemesRetrospective= freetherapyHow many ScrumMastersdoes it take tochange alightbulb? None.They justfacilitate the process.ScrumMaster crieswhen retro isskippedVirtualbackgroundsare part ofthe funRefinementkeeps thebackloghealthyVirtualcoffeeduringretrosRetrospective:the team’sgroup therapysessionBacklogrefinementpreparesstories forfuture sprints

Agile Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Scrum Master's secret superpower: shielding the team
  2. Agile motto: 'Scope is just a suggestion
  3. Scrum Master makes blockers disappear
  4. Team self-organizes tasks
  5. Scrum Master doesn't assign tasks
  6. Why don't Agile teams play hide and seek? Because of daily stand-ups
  7. Why did the chicken cross the Kanban board? To get to 'Done'.
  8. Sprint Planning isn't about saying yes to everything
  9. Free!
  10. Demo Day is our favorite holiday
  11. Brenda will be missed!
  12. Our backlog is just a wish list with better formatting
  13. Scrum Master loves memes
  14. Retrospective = free therapy
  15. How many Scrum Masters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just facilitate the process.
  16. Scrum Master cries when retro is skipped
  17. Virtual backgrounds are part of the fun
  18. Refinement keeps the backlog healthy
  19. Virtual coffee during retros
  20. Retrospective: the team’s group therapy session
  21. Backlog refinement prepares stories for future sprints