“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”“Whatday isit?”Calledsomeonethe wrongname“Why isthe floormoving?”Answereda questionout loudwhile aloneArguedwithinanimateobjects9. Pouredcoffee intocerealStaredblankly intospace fortoo longSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hear“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Zoned outmid-conversationTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send it“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Thought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.14.Thoughtthe catwas talking“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyRe-readthe samesentence4 times19. Gotemotionalover acommercialGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Openedyourphone andforgot whyTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”“Whatday isit?”Calledsomeonethe wrongname“Why isthe floormoving?”Answereda questionout loudwhile aloneArguedwithinanimateobjects9. Pouredcoffee intocerealStaredblankly intospace fortoo longSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hear“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Zoned outmid-conversationTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send it“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Thought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.14.Thoughtthe catwas talking“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyRe-readthe samesentence4 times19. Gotemotionalover acommercialGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Openedyourphone andforgot whyTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  2. “What day is it?”
  3. Called someone the wrong name
  4. “Why is the floor moving?”
  5. Answered a question out loud while alone
  6. Argued with inanimate objects
  7. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  8. Stared blankly into space for too long
  9. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  10. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  11. Zoned out mid-conversation
  12. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  13. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  14. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  15. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  16. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  17. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  18. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  19. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  20. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  21. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  22. Opened your phone and forgot why
  23. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  24. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  25. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack