14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itCalledsomeonethe wrongnameThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funny“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Answereda questionout loudwhile alone“Whatday isit?”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)9. Pouredcoffee intocerealSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Missed astep andhad a miniheart attack“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnotice“Why isthe floormoving?”19. Gotemotionalover acommercialRe-readthe samesentence4 times8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereStaredblankly intospace fortoo longOpenedyourphone andforgot whyTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushArguedwithinanimateobjectsZoned outmid-conversation14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itCalledsomeonethe wrongnameThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funny“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Answereda questionout loudwhile alone“Whatday isit?”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)9. Pouredcoffee intocerealSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Missed astep andhad a miniheart attack“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnotice“Why isthe floormoving?”19. Gotemotionalover acommercialRe-readthe samesentence4 times8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereStaredblankly intospace fortoo longOpenedyourphone andforgot whyTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushArguedwithinanimateobjectsZoned outmid-conversation

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  2. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  3. Called someone the wrong name
  4. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  5. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  6. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  7. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  8. Answered a question out loud while alone
  9. “What day is it?”
  10. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  11. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  12. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  13. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  14. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  15. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  16. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  17. “Why is the floor moving?”
  18. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  19. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  20. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  21. Stared blankly into space for too long
  22. Opened your phone and forgot why
  23. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  24. Argued with inanimate objects
  25. Zoned out mid-conversation