“Whatday isit?”Sleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Openedyourphone andforgot why9. Pouredcoffee intocereal8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong there“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyArguedwithinanimateobjectsRe-readthe samesentence4 times“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Thought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Zoned outmid-conversationCalledsomeonethe wrongname“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Typed awholemessage,then forgotto send itMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack“Why isthe floormoving?”19. Gotemotionalover acommercialStaredblankly intospace fortoo longPut yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone“Whatday isit?”Sleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Openedyourphone andforgot why9. Pouredcoffee intocereal8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong there“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyArguedwithinanimateobjectsRe-readthe samesentence4 times“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Thought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Zoned outmid-conversationCalledsomeonethe wrongname“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Typed awholemessage,then forgotto send itMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack“Why isthe floormoving?”19. Gotemotionalover acommercialStaredblankly intospace fortoo longPut yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “What day is it?”
  2. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  3. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  4. Opened your phone and forgot why
  5. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  6. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  7. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  8. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  9. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  10. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  11. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  12. Argued with inanimate objects
  13. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  14. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  15. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  16. Zoned out mid-conversation
  17. Called someone the wrong name
  18. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  19. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  20. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  21. “Why is the floor moving?”
  22. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  23. Stared blankly into space for too long
  24. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  25. Answered a question out loud while alone