“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Thought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnotice“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Missed astep andhad a miniheart attack“Why isthe floormoving?”Googled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”14.Thoughtthe catwas talking19. Gotemotionalover acommercialCalledsomeonethe wrongname8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushOpenedyourphone andforgot whyRe-readthe samesentence4 timesAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone“Whatday isit?”Zoned outmid-conversationLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyArguedwithinanimateobjects9. Pouredcoffee intocerealSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearStaredblankly intospace fortoo long“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Thought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnotice“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Missed astep andhad a miniheart attack“Why isthe floormoving?”Googled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”14.Thoughtthe catwas talking19. Gotemotionalover acommercialCalledsomeonethe wrongname8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushOpenedyourphone andforgot whyRe-readthe samesentence4 timesAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone“Whatday isit?”Zoned outmid-conversationLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyArguedwithinanimateobjects9. Pouredcoffee intocerealSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearStaredblankly intospace fortoo long“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  2. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  3. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  4. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  5. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  6. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  7. “Why is the floor moving?”
  8. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  9. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  10. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  11. Called someone the wrong name
  12. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  13. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  14. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  15. Opened your phone and forgot why
  16. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  17. Answered a question out loud while alone
  18. “What day is it?”
  19. Zoned out mid-conversation
  20. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  21. Argued with inanimate objects
  22. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  23. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  24. Stared blankly into space for too long
  25. “Wait... did I already say that?”