“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack14.Thoughtthe catwas talking“Why isthe floormoving?”“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Calledsomeonethe wrongnameThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong there“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyZoned outmid-conversationStaredblankly intospace fortoo longTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush19. Gotemotionalover acommercial9. Pouredcoffee intocerealGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”ArguedwithinanimateobjectsRe-readthe samesentence4 timesSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hear“Whatday isit?”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Openedyourphone andforgot whyAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack14.Thoughtthe catwas talking“Why isthe floormoving?”“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Calledsomeonethe wrongnameThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong there“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyZoned outmid-conversationStaredblankly intospace fortoo longTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush19. Gotemotionalover acommercial9. Pouredcoffee intocerealGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”ArguedwithinanimateobjectsRe-readthe samesentence4 timesSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hear“Whatday isit?”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Openedyourphone andforgot whyAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  2. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  3. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  4. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  5. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  6. “Why is the floor moving?”
  7. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  8. Called someone the wrong name
  9. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  10. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  11. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  12. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  13. Zoned out mid-conversation
  14. Stared blankly into space for too long
  15. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  16. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  17. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  18. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  19. Argued with inanimate objects
  20. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  21. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  22. “What day is it?”
  23. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  24. Opened your phone and forgot why
  25. Answered a question out loud while alone