“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Staredblankly intospace fortoo longOpenedyourphone andforgot whyCalledsomeonethe wrongnameGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Sleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funny“Why isthe floormoving?”“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Missed astep andhad a miniheart attack19. Gotemotionalover acommercialTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Arguedwithinanimateobjects“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Re-readthe samesentence4 times8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone9. Pouredcoffee intocereal“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Zoned outmid-conversation“Whatday isit?”Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush14.Thoughtthe catwas talking“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Staredblankly intospace fortoo longOpenedyourphone andforgot whyCalledsomeonethe wrongnameGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Sleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funny“Why isthe floormoving?”“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Missed astep andhad a miniheart attack19. Gotemotionalover acommercialTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Arguedwithinanimateobjects“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Re-readthe samesentence4 times8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone9. Pouredcoffee intocereal“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Zoned outmid-conversation“Whatday isit?”Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush14.Thoughtthe catwas talking

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  2. Stared blankly into space for too long
  3. Opened your phone and forgot why
  4. Called someone the wrong name
  5. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  6. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  7. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  8. “Why is the floor moving?”
  9. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  10. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  11. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  12. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  13. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  14. Argued with inanimate objects
  15. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  16. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  17. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  18. Answered a question out loud while alone
  19. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  20. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  21. Zoned out mid-conversation
  22. “What day is it?”
  23. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  24. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  25. 14. Thought the cat was talking