9. Pouredcoffee intocerealThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingPut yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeCalledsomeonethe wrongnameGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Zoned outmid-conversationLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funny“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Openedyourphone andforgot whySleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong there“Whatday isit?”Re-readthe samesentence4 timesTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send it“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”19. Gotemotionalover acommercialArguedwithinanimateobjects“Why isthe floormoving?”Answereda questionout loudwhile aloneStaredblankly intospace fortoo longTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush9. Pouredcoffee intocerealThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingPut yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeCalledsomeonethe wrongnameGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Zoned outmid-conversationLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funny“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Openedyourphone andforgot whySleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong there“Whatday isit?”Re-readthe samesentence4 timesTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send it“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”19. Gotemotionalover acommercialArguedwithinanimateobjects“Why isthe floormoving?”Answereda questionout loudwhile aloneStaredblankly intospace fortoo longTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrush

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  2. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  3. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  4. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  5. Called someone the wrong name
  6. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  7. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  8. Zoned out mid-conversation
  9. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  10. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  11. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  12. Opened your phone and forgot why
  13. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  14. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  15. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  16. “What day is it?”
  17. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  18. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  19. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  20. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  21. Argued with inanimate objects
  22. “Why is the floor moving?”
  23. Answered a question out loud while alone
  24. Stared blankly into space for too long
  25. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush