Openedyourphone andforgot whyStaredblankly intospace fortoo longTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushPut yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnotice“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”“Why isthe floormoving?”Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funny8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong there“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Googled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Answereda questionout loudwhile aloneZoned outmid-conversationArguedwithinanimateobjects14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Calledsomeonethe wrongnameSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hear19. Gotemotionalover acommercialTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itRe-readthe samesentence4 timesMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”“Whatday isit?”“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”9. Pouredcoffee intocerealOpenedyourphone andforgot whyStaredblankly intospace fortoo longTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushPut yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnotice“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”“Why isthe floormoving?”Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funny8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong there“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Googled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”Answereda questionout loudwhile aloneZoned outmid-conversationArguedwithinanimateobjects14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Calledsomeonethe wrongnameSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hear19. Gotemotionalover acommercialTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itRe-readthe samesentence4 timesMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”“Whatday isit?”“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”9. Pouredcoffee intocereal

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Opened your phone and forgot why
  2. Stared blankly into space for too long
  3. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  4. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  5. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  6. “Why is the floor moving?”
  7. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  8. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  9. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  10. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  11. Answered a question out loud while alone
  12. Zoned out mid-conversation
  13. Argued with inanimate objects
  14. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  15. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  16. Called someone the wrong name
  17. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  18. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  19. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  20. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  21. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  22. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  23. “What day is it?”
  24. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  25. 9. Poured coffee into cereal