Sleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hear“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Tried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushOpenedyourphone andforgot why8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”“Whatday isit?”9. Pouredcoffee intocerealStaredblankly intospace fortoo longThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack14.Thoughtthe catwas talking“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyCalledsomeonethe wrongname“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Zoned outmid-conversationAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone19. Gotemotionalover acommercial“Why isthe floormoving?”Arguedwithinanimateobjects“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Re-readthe samesentence4 timesSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hear“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Tried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushOpenedyourphone andforgot why8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”“Whatday isit?”9. Pouredcoffee intocerealStaredblankly intospace fortoo longThought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnoticeTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send itMissed astep andhad a miniheart attack14.Thoughtthe catwas talking“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)Laughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyCalledsomeonethe wrongname“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”Zoned outmid-conversationAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone19. Gotemotionalover acommercial“Why isthe floormoving?”Arguedwithinanimateobjects“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”Re-readthe samesentence4 times

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  2. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  3. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  4. Opened your phone and forgot why
  5. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  6. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  7. “What day is it?”
  8. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  9. Stared blankly into space for too long
  10. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  11. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  12. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  13. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  14. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  15. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  16. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  17. Called someone the wrong name
  18. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  19. Zoned out mid-conversation
  20. Answered a question out loud while alone
  21. 19. Got emotional over a commercial
  22. “Why is the floor moving?”
  23. Argued with inanimate objects
  24. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  25. Re-read the same sentence 4 times