Put yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnotice“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingRe-readthe samesentence4 timesStaredblankly intospace fortoo longLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyArguedwithinanimateobjectsAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone“Why isthe floormoving?”Openedyourphone andforgot whyZoned outmid-conversationSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Thought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Missed astep andhad a miniheart attack8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereCalledsomeonethe wrongname“Whatday isit?”9. Pouredcoffee intocerealTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send it19. Gotemotionalover acommercialPut yourshirt onbackwardsand didn’tnotice“I can totallysurvive on 4hours ofsleep.”“Wait...did Ialreadysay that?”14.Thoughtthe catwas talkingRe-readthe samesentence4 timesStaredblankly intospace fortoo longLaughedway too hardat somethingmildly funnyArguedwithinanimateobjectsAnswereda questionout loudwhile alone“Why isthe floormoving?”Openedyourphone andforgot whyZoned outmid-conversationSleptthrough analarm you*swear* youdidn’t hearTried to brushyour teeth withsomething thatwasn’t atoothbrushGoogled:“Can you diefrom beingthis tired?”“Where did Iput myphone?” (It’sin your hand)“I’ll justrest myeyes for asecond…”Thought itwasmorning, butit was 11p.m.Missed astep andhad a miniheart attack8. Putsomething inthe fridgethat didn’tbelong thereCalledsomeonethe wrongname“Whatday isit?”9. Pouredcoffee intocerealTyped awholemessage,then forgotto send it19. Gotemotionalover acommercial

Things You’ve Definitely Said or Thought While Tired - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Put your shirt on backwards and didn’t notice
  2. “I can totally survive on 4 hours of sleep.”
  3. “Wait... did I already say that?”
  4. 14. Thought the cat was talking
  5. Re-read the same sentence 4 times
  6. Stared blankly into space for too long
  7. Laughed way too hard at something mildly funny
  8. Argued with inanimate objects
  9. Answered a question out loud while alone
  10. “Why is the floor moving?”
  11. Opened your phone and forgot why
  12. Zoned out mid-conversation
  13. Slept through an alarm you *swear* you didn’t hear
  14. Tried to brush your teeth with something that wasn’t a toothbrush
  15. Googled: “Can you die from being this tired?”
  16. “Where did I put my phone?” (It’s in your hand)
  17. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second…”
  18. Thought it was morning, but it was 11 p.m.
  19. Missed a step and had a mini heart attack
  20. 8. Put something in the fridge that didn’t belong there
  21. Called someone the wrong name
  22. “What day is it?”
  23. 9. Poured coffee into cereal
  24. Typed a whole message, then forgot to send it
  25. 19. Got emotional over a commercial