New officer presses the wrong button Night shift has zero book-ins Cuts drawstrings Comes in tasered Sarge mutters 'not this one again' DP refuses to sleep Solicitor refuses to represent Officer walks in with bodycam on Tries to use a fake accent Someone steals the good pen again Asks what’s for breakfast before booking-in Officer forgets to remove bodycam Foot chase ends in a puddle Floods the cell Custody Sgt brings in treats Everything works first time Refuses custody clothing then complains Solicitor arrives early DP has passport, ID & mobile Tries to bribe staff Matching outfit Flirts with staff Same exact name as a member of staff Sits down Talks to themselves loudly DP thanks staff for their help Judge calls back instantly Family member shows up at front counter Sings the same song on repeat Refuses to give personal details Blows over 150 Taller than Omar Bedding returned without drama Has no fixed abode, no ID, no phone Asks for food we don’t have Yard time becomes a workout Insists it’s a civil matter Hebrew interpreter No risk assessment flags Crying on booking in Has an odd/unexpected occupation Demands a cigarette Phones ringing during risk assessment Suddenly becomes religious Claims they were ‘set up’ Demands to speak to a solicitor – immediately Fight Wants to make a formal complaint — now Asks for colouring book Gets stuck on observation cell duty Arrest for disorderly conduct in police station Threatens to sue everyone Gets released then re- arrested same shift Interpreter shows up on time & speaks dialect DP recognises their behaviour was wrong Cell number 3 cursed today No one remembers who's on break Smaller than Faisal Shift group chat goes off mid- booking Someone switches cells 3 times No use of force required all shift Comes in PAVA’d Quotes TikTok legal advice Fake panic alarm on Custody clothes don’t fit DP Fire alarm test during booking-in Spits at the booking desk Has 10+ flags on PNC Claims ADHD and autism DP falls asleep peacefully Kicks off on remand Knows the Chief Constable personally Complains about blankets Bangs cell door rhythmically DP brings their own PACE book All yes on risk assessment DP arrives fully sober & polite Everyone goes home on time Asks for lift home on disposal DP disposes of rubbish neatly in bin Cell camera system doesn’t crash Custody clothing fits first time Refuses to leave Medical staff refuses to clear for detention Fire alarm test happens on schedule Two DPs know each other Dirty protest New officer presses the wrong button Night shift has zero book-ins Cuts drawstrings Comes in tasered Sarge mutters 'not this one again' DP refuses to sleep Solicitor refuses to represent Officer walks in with bodycam on Tries to use a fake accent Someone steals the good pen again Asks what’s for breakfast before booking-in Officer forgets to remove bodycam Foot chase ends in a puddle Floods the cell Custody Sgt brings in treats Everything works first time Refuses custody clothing then complains Solicitor arrives early DP has passport, ID & mobile Tries to bribe staff Matching outfit Flirts with staff Same exact name as a member of staff Sits down Talks to themselves loudly DP thanks staff for their help Judge calls back instantly Family member shows up at front counter Sings the same song on repeat Refuses to give personal details Blows over 150 Taller than Omar Bedding returned without drama Has no fixed abode, no ID, no phone Asks for food we don’t have Yard time becomes a workout Insists it’s a civil matter Hebrew interpreter No risk assessment flags Crying on booking in Has an odd/unexpected occupation Demands a cigarette Phones ringing during risk assessment Suddenly becomes religious Claims they were ‘set up’ Demands to speak to a solicitor – immediately Fight Wants to make a formal complaint — now Asks for colouring book Gets stuck on observation cell duty Arrest for disorderly conduct in police station Threatens to sue everyone Gets released then re- arrested same shift Interpreter shows up on time & speaks dialect DP recognises their behaviour was wrong Cell number 3 cursed today No one remembers who's on break Smaller than Faisal Shift group chat goes off mid- booking Someone switches cells 3 times No use of force required all shift Comes in PAVA’d Quotes TikTok legal advice Fake panic alarm on Custody clothes don’t fit DP Fire alarm test during booking-in Spits at the booking desk Has 10+ flags on PNC Claims ADHD and autism DP falls asleep peacefully Kicks off on remand Knows the Chief Constable personally Complains about blankets Bangs cell door rhythmically DP brings their own PACE book All yes on risk assessment DP arrives fully sober & polite Everyone goes home on time Asks for lift home on disposal DP disposes of rubbish neatly in bin Cell camera system doesn’t crash Custody clothing fits first time Refuses to leave Medical staff refuses to clear for detention Fire alarm test happens on schedule Two DPs know each other Dirty protest
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
New officer presses the wrong button
Night shift has zero book-ins
Cuts drawstrings
Comes in tasered
Sarge mutters 'not this one again'
DP refuses to sleep
Solicitor refuses to represent
Officer walks in with bodycam on
Tries to use a fake accent
Someone steals the good pen again
Asks what’s for breakfast before booking-in
Officer forgets to remove bodycam
Foot chase ends in a puddle
Floods the cell
Custody Sgt brings in treats
Everything works first time
Refuses custody clothing then complains
Solicitor arrives early
DP has passport, ID & mobile
Tries to bribe staff
Matching outfit
Flirts with staff
Same exact name as a member of staff
Sits down
Talks to themselves loudly
DP thanks staff for their help
Judge calls back instantly
Family member shows up at front counter
Sings the same song on repeat
Refuses to give personal details
Blows over 150
Taller than Omar
Bedding returned without drama
Has no fixed abode, no ID, no phone
Asks for food we don’t have
Yard time becomes a workout
Insists it’s a civil matter
Hebrew interpreter
No risk assessment flags
Crying on booking in
Has an odd/unexpected occupation
Demands a cigarette
Phones ringing during risk assessment
Suddenly becomes religious
Claims they were ‘set up’
Demands to speak to a solicitor – immediately
Fight
Wants to make a formal complaint — now
Asks for colouring book
Gets stuck on observation cell duty
Arrest for disorderly conduct in police station
Threatens to sue everyone
Gets released then re-arrested same shift
Interpreter shows up on time & speaks dialect
DP recognises their behaviour was wrong
Cell number 3 cursed today
No one remembers who's on break
Smaller than Faisal
Shift group chat goes off mid-booking
Someone switches cells 3 times
No use of force required all shift
Comes in PAVA’d
Quotes TikTok legal advice
Fake panic alarm on
Custody clothes don’t fit DP
Fire alarm test during booking-in
Spits at the booking desk
Has 10+ flags on PNC
Claims ADHD and autism
DP falls asleep peacefully
Kicks off on remand
Knows the Chief Constable personally
Complains about blankets
Bangs cell door rhythmically
DP brings their own PACE book
All yes on risk assessment
DP arrives fully sober & polite
Everyone goes home on time
Asks for lift home on disposal
DP disposes of rubbish neatly in bin
Cell camera system doesn’t crash
Custody clothing fits first time
Refuses to leave
Medical staff refuses to clear for detention
Fire alarm test happens on schedule
Two DPs know each other
Dirty protest