Comes in tasered Fake panic alarm on DP recognises their behaviour was wrong Spits at the booking desk Matching outfit Yard time becomes a workout Demands to speak to a solicitor – immediately DP brings their own PACE book Bangs cell door rhythmically Talks to themselves loudly Arrest for disorderly conduct in police station Bedding returned without drama Has 10+ flags on PNC DP has passport, ID & mobile Medical staff refuses to clear for detention Tries to bribe staff Foot chase ends in a puddle Asks for colouring book Everyone goes home on time Dirty protest Flirts with staff Has an odd/unexpected occupation Demands a cigarette Everything works first time Night shift has zero book-ins Cell number 3 cursed today Blows over 150 Asks what’s for breakfast before booking-in Two DPs know each other Sits down Solicitor arrives early No risk assessment flags Taller than Omar Family member shows up at front counter Sings the same song on repeat DP disposes of rubbish neatly in bin Smaller than Faisal Judge calls back instantly Wants to make a formal complaint — now Claims ADHD and autism Fire alarm test happens on schedule DP refuses to sleep Asks for food we don’t have Interpreter shows up on time & speaks dialect Solicitor refuses to represent Gets stuck on observation cell duty Shift group chat goes off mid- booking No use of force required all shift Refuses custody clothing then complains All yes on risk assessment Threatens to sue everyone Asks for lift home on disposal Fight Someone steals the good pen again Cell camera system doesn’t crash Custody clothing fits first time Insists it’s a civil matter Sarge mutters 'not this one again' Floods the cell Comes in PAVA’d DP thanks staff for their help Officer forgets to remove bodycam Custody Sgt brings in treats Refuses to give personal details Claims they were ‘set up’ Phones ringing during risk assessment Custody clothes don’t fit DP Has no fixed abode, no ID, no phone Same exact name as a member of staff Officer walks in with bodycam on Kicks off on remand Complains about blankets Hebrew interpreter Crying on booking in Cuts drawstrings No one remembers who's on break Fire alarm test during booking-in DP arrives fully sober & polite New officer presses the wrong button Gets released then re- arrested same shift Suddenly becomes religious Knows the Chief Constable personally Quotes TikTok legal advice Tries to use a fake accent Refuses to leave Someone switches cells 3 times DP falls asleep peacefully Comes in tasered Fake panic alarm on DP recognises their behaviour was wrong Spits at the booking desk Matching outfit Yard time becomes a workout Demands to speak to a solicitor – immediately DP brings their own PACE book Bangs cell door rhythmically Talks to themselves loudly Arrest for disorderly conduct in police station Bedding returned without drama Has 10+ flags on PNC DP has passport, ID & mobile Medical staff refuses to clear for detention Tries to bribe staff Foot chase ends in a puddle Asks for colouring book Everyone goes home on time Dirty protest Flirts with staff Has an odd/unexpected occupation Demands a cigarette Everything works first time Night shift has zero book-ins Cell number 3 cursed today Blows over 150 Asks what’s for breakfast before booking-in Two DPs know each other Sits down Solicitor arrives early No risk assessment flags Taller than Omar Family member shows up at front counter Sings the same song on repeat DP disposes of rubbish neatly in bin Smaller than Faisal Judge calls back instantly Wants to make a formal complaint — now Claims ADHD and autism Fire alarm test happens on schedule DP refuses to sleep Asks for food we don’t have Interpreter shows up on time & speaks dialect Solicitor refuses to represent Gets stuck on observation cell duty Shift group chat goes off mid- booking No use of force required all shift Refuses custody clothing then complains All yes on risk assessment Threatens to sue everyone Asks for lift home on disposal Fight Someone steals the good pen again Cell camera system doesn’t crash Custody clothing fits first time Insists it’s a civil matter Sarge mutters 'not this one again' Floods the cell Comes in PAVA’d DP thanks staff for their help Officer forgets to remove bodycam Custody Sgt brings in treats Refuses to give personal details Claims they were ‘set up’ Phones ringing during risk assessment Custody clothes don’t fit DP Has no fixed abode, no ID, no phone Same exact name as a member of staff Officer walks in with bodycam on Kicks off on remand Complains about blankets Hebrew interpreter Crying on booking in Cuts drawstrings No one remembers who's on break Fire alarm test during booking-in DP arrives fully sober & polite New officer presses the wrong button Gets released then re- arrested same shift Suddenly becomes religious Knows the Chief Constable personally Quotes TikTok legal advice Tries to use a fake accent Refuses to leave Someone switches cells 3 times DP falls asleep peacefully
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
Comes in tasered
Fake panic alarm on
DP recognises their behaviour was wrong
Spits at the booking desk
Matching outfit
Yard time becomes a workout
Demands to speak to a solicitor – immediately
DP brings their own PACE book
Bangs cell door rhythmically
Talks to themselves loudly
Arrest for disorderly conduct in police station
Bedding returned without drama
Has 10+ flags on PNC
DP has passport, ID & mobile
Medical staff refuses to clear for detention
Tries to bribe staff
Foot chase ends in a puddle
Asks for colouring book
Everyone goes home on time
Dirty protest
Flirts with staff
Has an odd/unexpected occupation
Demands a cigarette
Everything works first time
Night shift has zero book-ins
Cell number 3 cursed today
Blows over 150
Asks what’s for breakfast before booking-in
Two DPs know each other
Sits down
Solicitor arrives early
No risk assessment flags
Taller than Omar
Family member shows up at front counter
Sings the same song on repeat
DP disposes of rubbish neatly in bin
Smaller than Faisal
Judge calls back instantly
Wants to make a formal complaint — now
Claims ADHD and autism
Fire alarm test happens on schedule
DP refuses to sleep
Asks for food we don’t have
Interpreter shows up on time & speaks dialect
Solicitor refuses to represent
Gets stuck on observation cell duty
Shift group chat goes off mid-booking
No use of force required all shift
Refuses custody clothing then complains
All yes on risk assessment
Threatens to sue everyone
Asks for lift home on disposal
Fight
Someone steals the good pen again
Cell camera system doesn’t crash
Custody clothing fits first time
Insists it’s a civil matter
Sarge mutters 'not this one again'
Floods the cell
Comes in PAVA’d
DP thanks staff for their help
Officer forgets to remove bodycam
Custody Sgt brings in treats
Refuses to give personal details
Claims they were ‘set up’
Phones ringing during risk assessment
Custody clothes don’t fit DP
Has no fixed abode, no ID, no phone
Same exact name as a member of staff
Officer walks in with bodycam on
Kicks off on remand
Complains about blankets
Hebrew interpreter
Crying on booking in
Cuts drawstrings
No one remembers who's on break
Fire alarm test during booking-in
DP arrives fully sober & polite
New officer presses the wrong button
Gets released then re-arrested same shift
Suddenly becomes religious
Knows the Chief Constable personally
Quotes TikTok legal advice
Tries to use a fake accent
Refuses to leave
Someone switches cells 3 times
DP falls asleep peacefully