Nielsonpassionatelyyellssomethingmid-meeting.Theprojectordoesn’twork. AgainHorner playswith his hairlike he’s in ashampoocommercialJessiemispronouncesEBGB for themillionth timeand thinksshe’s hilarious.SomeonementionsVectorTraining andwe all groan.Someone saysDurable Skills,because softskills just don’tsound seriousenough.Greg mentionslove, andunpacks hisentire emotionalsuitcase on thetopic.Someone getson theirsoapbox torage about theever-loving cellphone policySomeonementions 10-year-takeawaysand we all actlike we arelistening.Duffyboisterouslyyellssomething inFrench.The leadershipteam mentionstaking a “deepdive” intosomethingnobody asked for.Greg gets up andabruptly leavesthe meeting withno explanation.We all just…accept itSomeonecomplainsabouttardies.Again.MTSS ismentioned. Noone’s sure what itdoes, but it soundsimportant, so we’llroll with it.Any other randomeducationalacronym ismentioned and westill don’t knowwhat it stands for.Our “QuickMeeting” lastslonger than thedesignatedtime…again.A teachervents aboutkids in thehallwaysThere is wildspeculationabout whyattendanceis downSomeonesays “Toolkit”like it’s goingto solve allour problemsLeadershipshows 87 slidesof graphs andtables no onelooks atManier actuallysays the word“sexual” during theEBGB training.Everyone pretendsit’s normal.Someone onthe leadershipteam says, “It’sin GoogleClassroom” andit’s clearly notA teacheris clearlysleeping.Anyone in theroom says Tier1, Tier 2 or Tier3 and we alllook like weunderstandEveryonestops listeningand stareslongingly atthe clock.Kragel whipshis keys aroundlike he’s in alow-budgetaction movieSomeonedelivers amini-TED Talkabout thedangers of AIThe font on thepresentation isunreadablysmall, but wepretend it’s fineSomeonementionsintervention asa solution to allteacherproblemsNielsonpassionatelyyellssomethingmid-meeting.Theprojectordoesn’twork. AgainHorner playswith his hairlike he’s in ashampoocommercialJessiemispronouncesEBGB for themillionth timeand thinksshe’s hilarious.SomeonementionsVectorTraining andwe all groan.Someone saysDurable Skills,because softskills just don’tsound seriousenough.Greg mentionslove, andunpacks hisentire emotionalsuitcase on thetopic.Someone getson theirsoapbox torage about theever-loving cellphone policySomeonementions 10-year-takeawaysand we all actlike we arelistening.Duffyboisterouslyyellssomething inFrench.The leadershipteam mentionstaking a “deepdive” intosomethingnobody asked for.Greg gets up andabruptly leavesthe meeting withno explanation.We all just…accept itSomeonecomplainsabouttardies.Again.MTSS ismentioned. Noone’s sure what itdoes, but it soundsimportant, so we’llroll with it.Any other randomeducationalacronym ismentioned and westill don’t knowwhat it stands for.Our “QuickMeeting” lastslonger than thedesignatedtime…again.A teachervents aboutkids in thehallwaysThere is wildspeculationabout whyattendanceis downSomeonesays “Toolkit”like it’s goingto solve allour problemsLeadershipshows 87 slidesof graphs andtables no onelooks atManier actuallysays the word“sexual” during theEBGB training.Everyone pretendsit’s normal.Someone onthe leadershipteam says, “It’sin GoogleClassroom” andit’s clearly notA teacheris clearlysleeping.Anyone in theroom says Tier1, Tier 2 or Tier3 and we alllook like weunderstandEveryonestops listeningand stareslongingly atthe clock.Kragel whipshis keys aroundlike he’s in alow-budgetaction movieSomeonedelivers amini-TED Talkabout thedangers of AIThe font on thepresentation isunreadablysmall, but wepretend it’s fineSomeonementionsintervention asa solution to allteacherproblems

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Nielson passionately yells something mid-meeting.
  2. The projector doesn’t work. Again
  3. Horner plays with his hair like he’s in a shampoo commercial
  4. Jessie mispronounces EBGB for the millionth time and thinks she’s hilarious.
  5. Someone mentions Vector Training and we all groan.
  6. Someone says Durable Skills, because soft skills just don’t sound serious enough.
  7. Greg mentions love, and unpacks his entire emotional suitcase on the topic.
  8. Someone gets on their soapbox to rage about the ever-loving cell phone policy
  9. Someone mentions 10-year-takeaways and we all act like we are listening.
  10. Duffy boisterously yells something in French.
  11. The leadership team mentions taking a “deep dive” into something nobody asked for.
  12. Greg gets up and abruptly leaves the meeting with no explanation. We all just…accept it
  13. Someone complains about tardies. Again.
  14. MTSS is mentioned. No one’s sure what it does, but it sounds important, so we’ll roll with it.
  15. Any other random educational acronym is mentioned and we still don’t know what it stands for.
  16. Our “Quick Meeting” lasts longer than the designated time…again.
  17. A teacher vents about kids in the hallways
  18. There is wild speculation about why attendance is down
  19. Someone says “Toolkit” like it’s going to solve all our problems
  20. Leadership shows 87 slides of graphs and tables no one looks at
  21. Manier actually says the word “sexual” during the EBGB training. Everyone pretends it’s normal.
  22. Someone on the leadership team says, “It’s in Google Classroom” and it’s clearly not
  23. A teacher is clearly sleeping.
  24. Anyone in the room says Tier 1, Tier 2 or Tier 3 and we all look like we understand
  25. Everyone stops listening and stares longingly at the clock.
  26. Kragel whips his keys around like he’s in a low-budget action movie
  27. Someone delivers a mini-TED Talk about the dangers of AI
  28. The font on the presentation is unreadably small, but we pretend it’s fine
  29. Someone mentions intervention as a solution to all teacher problems