3+ callsin oneday"What amI payingyou for?!""I did somelegalresearchonline..."Still activelytreating:"When do youthink my casewill be done?"MVA clientasking aboutpunitivedamagesChangedcontactinfo, did notnotify usClient leftvoicemailthat makesno senseFamilymember ofactual clientacting likeit's their caseClient activelyputs own casein jeopardydoingsomethingstupidBrings inbiohazardasevidenceCourtwebsitecrashesbefore filingdeadline"No one hasreached out to mein over a month."(directcommunicationwithin the lastweek)Stopstreatmentwithouttelling usWaiting ondocs thatwere duelast week"Can I get aloan against mysettlement?"(negotiationshaven't evenstarted)OpposingcounseldramaNo, wecannot bringthis form inpersonWon't leavea message,just keepscalling back"I just have aquick question"turns into 15+min phone callAssholeFOIAofficerencounter"Can we add[unrelatedtreatment] tomy claim?""Did you getthe email Isent?" (lessthan 10 minago)We cannotcompelthe jail todo thingsLeaves 2+minute longvoicemailto complainReturningto treatmentafter longgapCallingjust tochat3+ callsin oneday"What amI payingyou for?!""I did somelegalresearchonline..."Still activelytreating:"When do youthink my casewill be done?"MVA clientasking aboutpunitivedamagesChangedcontactinfo, did notnotify usClient leftvoicemailthat makesno senseFamilymember ofactual clientacting likeit's their caseClient activelyputs own casein jeopardydoingsomethingstupidBrings inbiohazardasevidenceCourtwebsitecrashesbefore filingdeadline"No one hasreached out to mein over a month."(directcommunicationwithin the lastweek)Stopstreatmentwithouttelling usWaiting ondocs thatwere duelast week"Can I get aloan against mysettlement?"(negotiationshaven't evenstarted)OpposingcounseldramaNo, wecannot bringthis form inpersonWon't leavea message,just keepscalling back"I just have aquick question"turns into 15+min phone callAssholeFOIAofficerencounter"Can we add[unrelatedtreatment] tomy claim?""Did you getthe email Isent?" (lessthan 10 minago)We cannotcompelthe jail todo thingsLeaves 2+minute longvoicemailto complainReturningto treatmentafter longgapCallingjust tochat

Paralegal Grievances - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 3+ calls in one day
  2. "What am I paying you for?!"
  3. "I did some legal research online..."
  4. Still actively treating: "When do you think my case will be done?"
  5. MVA client asking about punitive damages
  6. Changed contact info, did not notify us
  7. Client left voicemail that makes no sense
  8. Family member of actual client acting like it's their case
  9. Client actively puts own case in jeopardy doing something stupid
  10. Brings in biohazard as evidence
  11. Court website crashes before filing deadline
  12. "No one has reached out to me in over a month." (direct communication within the last week)
  13. Stops treatment without telling us
  14. Waiting on docs that were due last week
  15. "Can I get a loan against my settlement?" (negotiations haven't even started)
  16. Opposing counsel drama
  17. No, we cannot bring this form in person
  18. Won't leave a message, just keeps calling back
  19. "I just have a quick question" turns into 15+ min phone call
  20. Asshole FOIA officer encounter
  21. "Can we add [unrelated treatment] to my claim?"
  22. "Did you get the email I sent?" (less than 10 min ago)
  23. We cannot compel the jail to do things
  24. Leaves 2+ minute long voicemail to complain
  25. Returning to treatment after long gap
  26. Calling just to chat