Opposingcounseldrama3+ callsin oneday"Did you getthe email Isent?" (lessthan 10 minago)"I just have aquick question"turns into 15+min phone callWe cannotcompelthe jail todo thingsReturningto treatmentafter longgapMVA clientasking aboutpunitivedamagesWaiting ondocs thatwere duelast weekCallingjust tochatLeaves 2+minute longvoicemailto complain"Can we add[unrelatedtreatment] tomy claim?"Familymember ofactual clientacting likeit's their case"Can I get aloan against mysettlement?"(negotiationshaven't evenstarted)"No one hasreached out to mein over a month."(directcommunicationwithin the lastweek)Changedcontactinfo, did notnotify usAssholeFOIAofficerencounterNo, wecannot bringthis form inperson"What amI payingyou for?!"Stopstreatmentwithouttelling usBrings inbiohazardasevidenceClient leftvoicemailthat makesno sense"I did somelegalresearchonline..."Courtwebsitecrashesbefore filingdeadlineStill activelytreating:"When do youthink my casewill be done?"Client activelyputs own casein jeopardydoingsomethingstupidWon't leavea message,just keepscalling backOpposingcounseldrama3+ callsin oneday"Did you getthe email Isent?" (lessthan 10 minago)"I just have aquick question"turns into 15+min phone callWe cannotcompelthe jail todo thingsReturningto treatmentafter longgapMVA clientasking aboutpunitivedamagesWaiting ondocs thatwere duelast weekCallingjust tochatLeaves 2+minute longvoicemailto complain"Can we add[unrelatedtreatment] tomy claim?"Familymember ofactual clientacting likeit's their case"Can I get aloan against mysettlement?"(negotiationshaven't evenstarted)"No one hasreached out to mein over a month."(directcommunicationwithin the lastweek)Changedcontactinfo, did notnotify usAssholeFOIAofficerencounterNo, wecannot bringthis form inperson"What amI payingyou for?!"Stopstreatmentwithouttelling usBrings inbiohazardasevidenceClient leftvoicemailthat makesno sense"I did somelegalresearchonline..."Courtwebsitecrashesbefore filingdeadlineStill activelytreating:"When do youthink my casewill be done?"Client activelyputs own casein jeopardydoingsomethingstupidWon't leavea message,just keepscalling back

Paralegal Grievances - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Opposing counsel drama
  2. 3+ calls in one day
  3. "Did you get the email I sent?" (less than 10 min ago)
  4. "I just have a quick question" turns into 15+ min phone call
  5. We cannot compel the jail to do things
  6. Returning to treatment after long gap
  7. MVA client asking about punitive damages
  8. Waiting on docs that were due last week
  9. Calling just to chat
  10. Leaves 2+ minute long voicemail to complain
  11. "Can we add [unrelated treatment] to my claim?"
  12. Family member of actual client acting like it's their case
  13. "Can I get a loan against my settlement?" (negotiations haven't even started)
  14. "No one has reached out to me in over a month." (direct communication within the last week)
  15. Changed contact info, did not notify us
  16. Asshole FOIA officer encounter
  17. No, we cannot bring this form in person
  18. "What am I paying you for?!"
  19. Stops treatment without telling us
  20. Brings in biohazard as evidence
  21. Client left voicemail that makes no sense
  22. "I did some legal research online..."
  23. Court website crashes before filing deadline
  24. Still actively treating: "When do you think my case will be done?"
  25. Client actively puts own case in jeopardy doing something stupid
  26. Won't leave a message, just keeps calling back