Callingjust tochatLeaves 2+minute longvoicemailto complainAssholeFOIAofficerencounterClient leftvoicemailthat makesno sense"Did you getthe email Isent?" (lessthan 10 minago)"What amI payingyou for?!"MVA clientasking aboutpunitivedamagesOpposingcounseldramaCourtwebsitecrashesbefore filingdeadlineClient activelyputs own casein jeopardydoingsomethingstupidWe cannotcompelthe jail todo thingsFamilymember ofactual clientacting likeit's their case"I did somelegalresearchonline...""Can I get aloan against mysettlement?"(negotiationshaven't evenstarted)"I just have aquick question"turns into 15+min phone callStopstreatmentwithouttelling usWon't leavea message,just keepscalling backWaiting ondocs thatwere duelast weekReturningto treatmentafter longgap3+ callsin onedayStill activelytreating:"When do youthink my casewill be done?""No one hasreached out to mein over a month."(directcommunicationwithin the lastweek)No, wecannot bringthis form inpersonBrings inbiohazardasevidence"Can we add[unrelatedtreatment] tomy claim?"Changedcontactinfo, did notnotify usCallingjust tochatLeaves 2+minute longvoicemailto complainAssholeFOIAofficerencounterClient leftvoicemailthat makesno sense"Did you getthe email Isent?" (lessthan 10 minago)"What amI payingyou for?!"MVA clientasking aboutpunitivedamagesOpposingcounseldramaCourtwebsitecrashesbefore filingdeadlineClient activelyputs own casein jeopardydoingsomethingstupidWe cannotcompelthe jail todo thingsFamilymember ofactual clientacting likeit's their case"I did somelegalresearchonline...""Can I get aloan against mysettlement?"(negotiationshaven't evenstarted)"I just have aquick question"turns into 15+min phone callStopstreatmentwithouttelling usWon't leavea message,just keepscalling backWaiting ondocs thatwere duelast weekReturningto treatmentafter longgap3+ callsin onedayStill activelytreating:"When do youthink my casewill be done?""No one hasreached out to mein over a month."(directcommunicationwithin the lastweek)No, wecannot bringthis form inpersonBrings inbiohazardasevidence"Can we add[unrelatedtreatment] tomy claim?"Changedcontactinfo, did notnotify us

Paralegal Grievances - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Calling just to chat
  2. Leaves 2+ minute long voicemail to complain
  3. Asshole FOIA officer encounter
  4. Client left voicemail that makes no sense
  5. "Did you get the email I sent?" (less than 10 min ago)
  6. "What am I paying you for?!"
  7. MVA client asking about punitive damages
  8. Opposing counsel drama
  9. Court website crashes before filing deadline
  10. Client actively puts own case in jeopardy doing something stupid
  11. We cannot compel the jail to do things
  12. Family member of actual client acting like it's their case
  13. "I did some legal research online..."
  14. "Can I get a loan against my settlement?" (negotiations haven't even started)
  15. "I just have a quick question" turns into 15+ min phone call
  16. Stops treatment without telling us
  17. Won't leave a message, just keeps calling back
  18. Waiting on docs that were due last week
  19. Returning to treatment after long gap
  20. 3+ calls in one day
  21. Still actively treating: "When do you think my case will be done?"
  22. "No one has reached out to me in over a month." (direct communication within the last week)
  23. No, we cannot bring this form in person
  24. Brings in biohazard as evidence
  25. "Can we add [unrelated treatment] to my claim?"
  26. Changed contact info, did not notify us