Referencesthe last timehe playedthis coursemakesa golfpunComplainsabout thecart pathonly ruleSighsdramaticallyreferencestime atOCMDSays “That wasa mulligan” (notofficial, but hetakes itanyway)steals abite ofHarper'ssnackAdjustshat likeit helps“That wasa warm-up swing”Whiffsthe ballSays “Thatwould’vebeen greatif…”Hits ballinto thebunkerTakespracticeswings…a lotsays "Ialmosthad aneagle!"Debateswhichclub touseComplainsabout slowgroupaheadYells"slicedit!"Blamestheclubmeasuresdistance withdevice (like itactuallymatters)Gives up andhas an adultbeverage to"help hisgame"Waves atrandomgolfers likethey’re oldfriendsLosesballOver-celebratesa parTells samegolf storyyou’ve heard10+ timesReferencesthe last timehe playedthis coursemakesa golfpunComplainsabout thecart pathonly ruleSighsdramaticallyreferencestime atOCMDSays “That wasa mulligan” (notofficial, but hetakes itanyway)steals abite ofHarper'ssnackAdjustshat likeit helps“That wasa warm-up swing”Whiffsthe ballSays “Thatwould’vebeen greatif…”Hits ballinto thebunkerTakespracticeswings…a lotsays "Ialmosthad aneagle!"Debateswhichclub touseComplainsabout slowgroupaheadYells"slicedit!"Blamestheclubmeasuresdistance withdevice (like itactuallymatters)Gives up andhas an adultbeverage to"help hisgame"Waves atrandomgolfers likethey’re oldfriendsLosesballOver-celebratesa parTells samegolf storyyou’ve heard10+ times

Abandoned Golf Wives Club Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-References the last time he played this course
  2. N-makes a golf pun
  3. O-Complains about the cart path only rule
  4. G-Sighs dramatically
  5. N-references time at OCMD
  6. G-Says “That was a mulligan” (not official, but he takes it anyway)
  7. I-steals a bite of Harper's snack
  8. N-Adjusts hat like it helps
  9. B-“That was a warm-up swing”
  10. B-Whiffs the ball
  11. B-Says “That would’ve been great if…”
  12. B-Hits ball into the bunker
  13. N-Takes practice swings… a lot
  14. I-says "I almost had an eagle!"
  15. I-Debates which club to use
  16. G-Complains about slow group ahead
  17. B-Yells "sliced it!"
  18. I-Blames the club
  19. O-measures distance with device (like it actually matters)
  20. G-Gives up and has an adult beverage to "help his game"
  21. O-Waves at random golfers like they’re old friends
  22. O-Loses ball
  23. G-Over-celebrates a par
  24. I-Tells same golf story you’ve heard 10+ times