(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"WHERE'S METROID?!"
2-5 titles featured are Farming Games, everyone labels the entire presentation as a "Farm Direct"
"WHERE'S ZELDA?!"
Fans drinking tears from other fans misery
Nintendo fans groan that Fire Emblem exists
People will credit/blame some big-name Nintendo Persona (Even if they have nothing to do with the Direct)
Someone brings up the prices
Game announcements exclusive to the Japanese version
Overall mixed reception (Gets called "PEAK", "Mid", "Bad" and all other Arguments About Quality out there)
A Sonic game that's good (Because every internet parody that mentions Sonic is "required" to make a jab at its quality)
"WHERE'S KID ICA-oh right, Pit will never get another game again"
"WHERE'S SMASH BROS?!"
"WHERE'S F-ZERO?!"
"Please give us a good Paper Mario game"
Reaction Videos with clickbait titles and thumbnails
"WHERE'S SILKSONG?!"
Everyone starts theorizing about how a newly announced piece of Nintendo peripheral could be a playable Smash Bros. Fighter
"Where's MOTHER 3?!"
The announced games get loads of fanart (One of the few mostly positive results from any Direct)
4chan "leaks"
"WHERE'S STAR FOX?!"
Guessing that a super-obscure Nintendo game will be featured in any capacity
People expecting a new Pokemon game announcement (Which are exclusive to Pokemon Directs)
Detractors yelling "THIS HAS NO FANS" simultaneous with the fans losing their minds
