(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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2-5 titles featured are Farming Games, everyone labels the entire presentation as a "Farm Direct"
Detractors yelling "THIS HAS NO FANS" simultaneous with the fans losing their minds
"WHERE'S F-ZERO?!"
People expecting a new Pokemon game announcement (Which are exclusive to Pokemon Directs)
Nintendo fans groan that Fire Emblem exists
The announced games get loads of fanart (One of the few mostly positive results from any Direct)
"WHERE'S STAR FOX?!"
Overall mixed reception (Gets called "PEAK", "Mid", "Bad" and all other Arguments About Quality out there)
"Where's MOTHER 3?!"
People will credit/blame some big-name Nintendo Persona (Even if they have nothing to do with the Direct)
4chan "leaks"
"WHERE'S KID ICA-oh right, Pit will never get another game again"
Fans drinking tears from other fans misery
"Please give us a good Paper Mario game"
"WHERE'S SMASH BROS?!"
"WHERE'S METROID?!"
Someone brings up the prices
"WHERE'S SILKSONG?!"
"WHERE'S ZELDA?!"
Everyone starts theorizing about how a newly announced piece of Nintendo peripheral could be a playable Smash Bros. Fighter
Reaction Videos with clickbait titles and thumbnails
Game announcements exclusive to the Japanese version
Guessing that a super-obscure Nintendo game will be featured in any capacity
A Sonic game that's good (Because every internet parody that mentions Sonic is "required" to make a jab at its quality)