(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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A Sonic game that's good (Because every internet parody that mentions Sonic is "required" to make a jab at its quality)
"WHERE'S METROID?!"
"WHERE'S F-ZERO?!"
Reaction Videos with clickbait titles and thumbnails
People will credit/blame some big-name Nintendo Persona (Even if they have nothing to do with the Direct)
Nintendo fans groan that Fire Emblem exists
"WHERE'S SMASH BROS?!"
"WHERE'S ZELDA?!"
Overall mixed reception (Gets called "PEAK", "Mid", "Bad" and all other Arguments About Quality out there)
"Please give us a good Paper Mario game"
Someone brings up the prices
Game announcements exclusive to the Japanese version
The announced games get loads of fanart (One of the few mostly positive results from any Direct)
"WHERE'S STAR FOX?!"
Everyone starts theorizing about how a newly announced piece of Nintendo peripheral could be a playable Smash Bros. Fighter
Detractors yelling "THIS HAS NO FANS" simultaneous with the fans losing their minds
"Where's MOTHER 3?!"
People expecting a new Pokemon game announcement (Which are exclusive to Pokemon Directs)
Guessing that a super-obscure Nintendo game will be featured in any capacity
2-5 titles featured are Farming Games, everyone labels the entire presentation as a "Farm Direct"
Fans drinking tears from other fans misery
"WHERE'S SILKSONG?!"
4chan "leaks"
"WHERE'S KID ICA-oh right, Pit will never get another game again"