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Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How do you make holy water?
  2. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  3. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  4. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  5. I got a job at a bakery...
  6. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  7. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  8. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  9. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  10. I used to hate facial hair...
  11. Why did the barber win the race?
  12. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  13. Why did the belt get arrested?
  14. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  15. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  16. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
  17. Why did the bicycle fall over?
  18. How do you organize a space party?
  19. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  20. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
  21. I used to be addicted to soap...
  22. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  23. Free!
  24. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  25. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?