I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?Why didthelightbulb goto school?How doyou makeholywater?Free!I got ajob at abakery...Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?I used tobeaddictedto soap...Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why didthe barberwin therace?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why didthebicycle fallover?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?What didone wallsay to theother wall?I used tohate facialhair...Why didthe beltgetarrested?What doyou call alazykangaroo?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?How do youorganize aspaceparty?I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?Why didthelightbulb goto school?How doyou makeholywater?Free!I got ajob at abakery...Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?I used tobeaddictedto soap...Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why didthe barberwin therace?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why didthebicycle fallover?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?What didone wallsay to theother wall?I used tohate facialhair...Why didthe beltgetarrested?What doyou call alazykangaroo?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?How do youorganize aspaceparty?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  2. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  3. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  4. How do you make holy water?
  5. Free!
  6. I got a job at a bakery...
  7. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
  8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
  9. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  10. I used to be addicted to soap...
  11. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  12. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  13. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  14. Why did the barber win the race?
  15. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  16. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  17. Why did the bicycle fall over?
  18. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  19. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  20. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  21. I used to hate facial hair...
  22. Why did the belt get arrested?
  23. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  24. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  25. How do you organize a space party?