Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
4. Free!
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
6. How do you organize a space party?
7. Why did the barber win the race?
8. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
9. I got a job at a bakery...
10. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
12. Why did the belt get arrested?
13. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
14. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
15. I used to be addicted to soap...
16. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
17. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
18. I used to work at a calendar factory...
19. Why did the coffee file a police report?
20. What did one wall say to the other wall?
21. I used to hate facial hair...
22. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
23. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
24. How do you make holy water?
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?