Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?What doyou call alazykangaroo?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Free!Why didthe beltgetarrested?How doyou makeholywater?I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...Why didthelightbulb goto school?I used tobeaddictedto soap...Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?Why didthebicycle fallover?I got ajob at abakery...Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?What didone wallsay to theother wall?I used tohate facialhair...How do youorganize aspaceparty?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Why didthe barberwin therace?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?What doyou call alazykangaroo?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Free!Why didthe beltgetarrested?How doyou makeholywater?I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...Why didthelightbulb goto school?I used tobeaddictedto soap...Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?Why didthebicycle fallover?I got ajob at abakery...Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?What didone wallsay to theother wall?I used tohate facialhair...How do youorganize aspaceparty?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Why didthe barberwin therace?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  2. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
  3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  5. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  6. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  7. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  8. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  9. Free!
  10. Why did the belt get arrested?
  11. How do you make holy water?
  12. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  13. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  14. I used to be addicted to soap...
  15. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  16. Why did the bicycle fall over?
  17. I got a job at a bakery...
  18. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  19. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  20. I used to hate facial hair...
  21. How do you organize a space party?
  22. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  23. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  24. Why did the barber win the race?
  25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?