What doyou call alazykangaroo?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?Why didthe barberwin therace?Free!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?How do youorganize aspaceparty?Why didthebicycle fallover?Why didthe beltgetarrested?I used tohate facialhair...I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Why didthelightbulb goto school?I used tobeaddictedto soap...I got ajob at abakery...Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?How doyou makeholywater?What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?What doyou call alazykangaroo?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?Why didthe barberwin therace?Free!What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?How do youorganize aspaceparty?Why didthebicycle fallover?Why didthe beltgetarrested?I used tohate facialhair...I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Why didthelightbulb goto school?I used tobeaddictedto soap...I got ajob at abakery...Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?How doyou makeholywater?What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  2. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  3. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  4. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  5. Why did the barber win the race?
  6. Free!
  7. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  8. How do you organize a space party?
  9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
  10. Why did the belt get arrested?
  11. I used to hate facial hair...
  12. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  13. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
  15. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  16. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
  17. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  18. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  19. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  20. I used to be addicted to soap...
  21. I got a job at a bakery...
  22. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  23. How do you make holy water?
  24. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  25. Why don't skeletons fight each other?