Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
2. Why did the coffee file a police report?
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
4. Why did the belt get arrested?
5. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
6. I used to hate facial hair...
7. How do you organize a space party?
8. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
9. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
10. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
11. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
12. How do you make holy water?
13. Why did the barber win the race?
14. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
16. Why did the bicycle fall over?
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
18. I used to work at a calendar factory...
19. Free!
20. What did one wall say to the other wall?
21. I used to be addicted to soap...
22. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
23. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
24. I got a job at a bakery...
25. Why don't some couples go to the gym?