I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?I got ajob at abakery...I used towork at acalendarfactory...What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?How do youorganize aspaceparty?Free!What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why didthebicycle fallover?Why didthe barberwin therace?Why didthelightbulb goto school?What doyou call alazykangaroo?How doyou makeholywater?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?I used tobeaddictedto soap...Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?I used tohate facialhair...Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Why didthe beltgetarrested?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?I got ajob at abakery...I used towork at acalendarfactory...What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?How do youorganize aspaceparty?Free!What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why didthebicycle fallover?Why didthe barberwin therace?Why didthelightbulb goto school?What doyou call alazykangaroo?How doyou makeholywater?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?I used tobeaddictedto soap...Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?I used tohate facialhair...Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Why didthe beltgetarrested?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  2. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  3. I got a job at a bakery...
  4. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  5. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  6. How do you organize a space party?
  7. Free!
  8. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  9. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  10. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  11. Why did the bicycle fall over?
  12. Why did the barber win the race?
  13. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  14. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  15. How do you make holy water?
  16. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  17. I used to be addicted to soap...
  18. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  19. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  20. I used to hate facial hair...
  21. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
  22. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  23. Why did the belt get arrested?
  24. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  25. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?