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Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
  2. I used to be addicted to soap...
  3. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  4. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  5. How do you make holy water?
  6. I used to hate facial hair...
  7. Free!
  8. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  9. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  10. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  11. How do you organize a space party?
  12. Why did the bicycle fall over?
  13. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  14. I got a job at a bakery...
  15. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  16. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  17. Why did the barber win the race?
  18. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
  19. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  20. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  21. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  22. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  23. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  24. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  25. Why did the belt get arrested?