What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?I used tobeaddictedto soap...Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?I got ajob at abakery...How doyou makeholywater?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Why didthelightbulb goto school?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...What doyou call alazykangaroo?I used tohate facialhair...Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?Free!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Why didthe beltgetarrested?I used towork at acalendarfactory...What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?How do youorganize aspaceparty?Why didthe barberwin therace?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why didthebicycle fallover?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?I used tobeaddictedto soap...Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?I got ajob at abakery...How doyou makeholywater?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Why didthelightbulb goto school?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...What doyou call alazykangaroo?I used tohate facialhair...Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?Free!Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Why didthe beltgetarrested?I used towork at acalendarfactory...What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?How do youorganize aspaceparty?Why didthe barberwin therace?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why didthebicycle fallover?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  2. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  3. I used to be addicted to soap...
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  5. I got a job at a bakery...
  6. How do you make holy water?
  7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
  8. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  9. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  10. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
  11. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  13. I used to hate facial hair...
  14. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  15. Free!
  16. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  17. Why did the belt get arrested?
  18. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  19. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  20. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  21. How do you organize a space party?
  22. Why did the barber win the race?
  23. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  24. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  25. Why did the bicycle fall over?