Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?I used tohate facialhair...What doyou call alazykangaroo?Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?Why didthe barberwin therace?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Free!Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?How do youorganize aspaceparty?Why didthelightbulb goto school?What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why didthe beltgetarrested?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?I got ajob at abakery...I used tobeaddictedto soap...I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...How doyou makeholywater?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why didthebicycle fallover?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?I used tohate facialhair...What doyou call alazykangaroo?Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?Why didthe barberwin therace?Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?Free!Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?How do youorganize aspaceparty?Why didthelightbulb goto school?What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why didthe beltgetarrested?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?I got ajob at abakery...I used tobeaddictedto soap...I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...How doyou makeholywater?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why didthebicycle fallover?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  2. I used to hate facial hair...
  3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  4. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  5. Why did the barber win the race?
  6. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  8. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  9. Free!
  10. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  11. How do you organize a space party?
  12. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  13. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  14. Why did the belt get arrested?
  15. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
  16. I got a job at a bakery...
  17. I used to be addicted to soap...
  18. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  19. How do you make holy water?
  20. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  21. Why did the bicycle fall over?
  22. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  23. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  24. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?