Why didthe barberwin therace?How doyou makeholywater?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?I used tobeaddictedto soap...I got ajob at abakery...How do youorganize aspaceparty?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why didthe beltgetarrested?Why didthelightbulb goto school?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?I used tohate facialhair...Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?What doyou call alazykangaroo?Free!Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?Why didthebicycle fallover?Why didthe barberwin therace?How doyou makeholywater?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?I used tobeaddictedto soap...I got ajob at abakery...How do youorganize aspaceparty?What do youcall a beethat can'tmake up itsmind?I used towork at acalendarfactory...Why did thegolfer bringtwo pairs ofpants?What didone wallsay to theother wall?Why didthe beltgetarrested?Why didthelightbulb goto school?Why can'tyour nosebe 12inches long?I used tohate facialhair...Why didthe coffeefile a policereport?Why didthe cookiego to thehospital?What do youcall a canopener thatdoesn'twork?What doyou call alazykangaroo?Free!Why did thedad bring aladder tothe bar?Why did theorange stophalfway upthe hill?I namedmy dog"FiveMiles"...Why don'tskeletonsfight eachother?Why don'tsomecouples goto the gym?Why didthebicycle fallover?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the barber win the race?
  2. How do you make holy water?
  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  4. I used to be addicted to soap...
  5. I got a job at a bakery...
  6. How do you organize a space party?
  7. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
  8. I used to work at a calendar factory...
  9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
  10. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  11. Why did the belt get arrested?
  12. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
  13. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  14. I used to hate facial hair...
  15. Why did the coffee file a police report?
  16. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  17. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
  18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  19. Free!
  20. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
  21. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
  22. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
  23. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  24. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
  25. Why did the bicycle fall over?