Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the bicycle fall over?
2. How do you make holy water?
3. I used to work at a calendar factory...
4. How do you organize a space party?
5. I used to be addicted to soap...
6. I used to hate facial hair...
7. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
8. Why did the belt get arrested?
9. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
10. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
12. I got a job at a bakery...
13. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
14. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
15. What did one wall say to the other wall?
16. Why did the coffee file a police report?
17. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
18. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
19. Why did the barber win the race?
20. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
21. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
22. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
23. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
24. Free!
25. Why did the lightbulb go to school?