Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the belt get arrested?
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
3. I used to work at a calendar factory...
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
5. Why did the barber win the race?
6. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
7. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
8. Why did the coffee file a police report?
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
10. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
11. I used to hate facial hair...
12. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
13. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
14. How do you organize a space party?
15. I got a job at a bakery...
16. What did one wall say to the other wall?
17. Why did the bicycle fall over?
18. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
19. How do you make holy water?
20. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
21. I used to be addicted to soap...
22. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
23. Free!
24. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
25. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?