Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. How do you make holy water?
2. Why did the belt get arrested?
3. I got a job at a bakery...
4. I named my dog "Five Miles"...
5. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
7. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
8. I used to hate facial hair...
9. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
10. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
11. Why did the bicycle fall over?
12. I used to be addicted to soap...
13. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
14. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
17. I used to work at a calendar factory...
18. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
19. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
20. How do you organize a space party?
21. Free!
22. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
23. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
24. Why did the barber win the race?
25. Why did the coffee file a police report?