Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
2. I used to hate facial hair...
3. Why don't some couples go to the gym?
4. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
5. Free!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
7. I used to be addicted to soap...
8. I used to work at a calendar factory...
9. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
10. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
12. I got a job at a bakery...
13. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
14. Why did the coffee file a police report?
15. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
16. How do you make holy water?
17. What did one wall say to the other wall?
18. Why did the lightbulb go to school?
19. Why did the barber win the race?
20. Why did the bicycle fall over?
21. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
22. How do you organize a space party?
23. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
24. Why did the belt get arrested?
25. I named my dog "Five Miles"...