Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? I just wantone of myhairs cut.Can youbreak$100?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I wantjust onelayer.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Do youhave anycoupons?Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Dowhateveryou want.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Are youanygood?Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Who isyour beststylist?My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? I just wantone of myhairs cut.Can youbreak$100?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I wantjust onelayer.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Do youhave anycoupons?Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Dowhateveryou want.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Are youanygood?Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Who isyour beststylist?My oldhairdresseronlycharged....

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  2. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  3. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  4. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  5. Can you break $100?
  6. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  7. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  8. I want just one layer.
  9. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  10. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  11. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  12. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  13. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  14. Do you have any coupons?
  15. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  16. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  17. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  18. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  19. Do whatever you want.
  20. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  21. Are you any good?
  22. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  23. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  24. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  25. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  26. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  27. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  28. Who is your best stylist?
  29. My old hairdresser only charged....