I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I just wantone of myhairs cut.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Who isyour beststylist?Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Can youbreak$100?I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Dowhateveryou want.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? I wantjust onelayer.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Do youhave anycoupons?I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Are youanygood?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I just wantone of myhairs cut.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Who isyour beststylist?Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Can youbreak$100?I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Dowhateveryou want.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? I wantjust onelayer.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Do youhave anycoupons?I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Are youanygood?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  2. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  3. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  4. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  5. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  6. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  7. Who is your best stylist?
  8. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  9. Can you break $100?
  10. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  11. Do whatever you want.
  12. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  13. My old hairdresser only charged....
  14. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  15. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  16. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  17. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  18. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  19. I want just one layer.
  20. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  21. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  22. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  23. Do you have any coupons?
  24. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  25. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  26. Are you any good?
  27. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  28. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  29. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?