Is there acouponon thereceipt? I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?My oldhairdresseronlycharged....I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Who isyour beststylist?I just wantone of myhairs cut.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Dowhateveryou want.I wantjust onelayer.Can youbreak$100?Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Do youhave anycoupons?Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Are youanygood?Is there acouponon thereceipt? I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?My oldhairdresseronlycharged....I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Who isyour beststylist?I just wantone of myhairs cut.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Dowhateveryou want.I wantjust onelayer.Can youbreak$100?Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Do youhave anycoupons?Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Are youanygood?

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  2. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  3. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  4. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  5. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  6. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  7. My old hairdresser only charged....
  8. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  9. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  10. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  11. Who is your best stylist?
  12. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  13. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  14. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  15. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  16. Do whatever you want.
  17. I want just one layer.
  18. Can you break $100?
  19. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  20. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  21. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  22. Do you have any coupons?
  23. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  24. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  25. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  26. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  27. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  28. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  29. Are you any good?