Do youhave anycoupons?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Can youbreak$100?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Who isyour beststylist?Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I just wantone of myhairs cut.I wantjust onelayer.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Are youanygood?Dowhateveryou want.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Is there acouponon thereceipt? I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Do youhave anycoupons?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Can youbreak$100?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Who isyour beststylist?Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I just wantone of myhairs cut.I wantjust onelayer.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Are youanygood?Dowhateveryou want.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Is there acouponon thereceipt? I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Do you have any coupons?
  2. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  3. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  4. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  5. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  6. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  7. Can you break $100?
  8. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  9. Who is your best stylist?
  10. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  11. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  12. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  13. I want just one layer.
  14. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  15. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  16. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  17. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  18. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  19. Are you any good?
  20. Do whatever you want.
  21. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  22. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  23. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  24. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  25. My old hairdresser only charged....
  26. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  27. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  28. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  29. Does the perm come with a free haircut?