Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. I just wantone of myhairs cut.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Dowhateveryou want.Do youhave anycoupons?Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Who isyour beststylist?Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?I wantjust onelayer.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Are youanygood?Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Can youbreak$100?Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Is there acouponon thereceipt? I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. I just wantone of myhairs cut.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Dowhateveryou want.Do youhave anycoupons?Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Who isyour beststylist?Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?I wantjust onelayer.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Are youanygood?Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Can youbreak$100?Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Is there acouponon thereceipt? I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  2. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  3. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  4. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  5. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  6. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  7. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  8. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  9. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  10. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  11. Do whatever you want.
  12. Do you have any coupons?
  13. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  14. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  15. Who is your best stylist?
  16. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  17. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  18. I want just one layer.
  19. My old hairdresser only charged....
  20. Are you any good?
  21. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  22. Can you break $100?
  23. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  24. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  25. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  26. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  27. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  28. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  29. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?