Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Is there acouponon thereceipt? I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Who isyour beststylist?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Are youanygood?I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. I just wantone of myhairs cut.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I wantjust onelayer.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Can youbreak$100?Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Dowhateveryou want.Do youhave anycoupons?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Is there acouponon thereceipt? I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Who isyour beststylist?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Are youanygood?I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. I just wantone of myhairs cut.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I wantjust onelayer.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Can youbreak$100?Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Dowhateveryou want.Do youhave anycoupons?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  2. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  3. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  4. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  5. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  6. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  7. Who is your best stylist?
  8. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  9. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  10. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  11. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  12. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  13. Are you any good?
  14. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  15. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  16. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  17. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  18. I want just one layer.
  19. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  20. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  21. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  22. Can you break $100?
  23. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  24. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  25. Do whatever you want.
  26. Do you have any coupons?
  27. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  28. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  29. My old hairdresser only charged....