Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.I wantjust onelayer.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Can youbreak$100?Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Do youhave anycoupons?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Is there acouponon thereceipt? I just wantone of myhairs cut.Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Dowhateveryou want.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Are youanygood?Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Who isyour beststylist?Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.I wantjust onelayer.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Can youbreak$100?Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Do youhave anycoupons?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Is there acouponon thereceipt? I just wantone of myhairs cut.Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Dowhateveryou want.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Are youanygood?Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Who isyour beststylist?

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  2. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  3. I want just one layer.
  4. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  5. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  6. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  7. Can you break $100?
  8. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  9. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  10. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  11. Do you have any coupons?
  12. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  13. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  14. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  15. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  16. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  17. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  18. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  19. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  20. Do whatever you want.
  21. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  22. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  23. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  24. My old hairdresser only charged....
  25. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  26. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  27. Are you any good?
  28. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  29. Who is your best stylist?