I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Can youbreak$100?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Do youhave anycoupons?I wantjust onelayer.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Are youanygood?Who isyour beststylist?I just wantone of myhairs cut.Dowhateveryou want.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Is there acouponon thereceipt? I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Can youbreak$100?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Do youhave anycoupons?I wantjust onelayer.My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Are youanygood?Who isyour beststylist?I just wantone of myhairs cut.Dowhateveryou want.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Is there acouponon thereceipt? 

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  2. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  3. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  4. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  5. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  6. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  7. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  8. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  9. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  10. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  11. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  12. Can you break $100?
  13. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  14. Do you have any coupons?
  15. I want just one layer.
  16. My old hairdresser only charged....
  17. Are you any good?
  18. Who is your best stylist?
  19. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  20. Do whatever you want.
  21. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  22. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  23. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  24. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  25. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  26. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  27. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  28. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  29. Is there a coupon on the receipt?