Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?I wantjust onelayer.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Dowhateveryou want.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.I just wantone of myhairs cut.Do youhave anycoupons?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Can youbreak$100?Who isyour beststylist?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Are youanygood?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?I wantjust onelayer.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Dowhateveryou want.Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.I just wantone of myhairs cut.Do youhave anycoupons?Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Can youbreak$100?Who isyour beststylist?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Are youanygood?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  2. I want just one layer.
  3. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  4. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  5. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  6. Do whatever you want.
  7. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  8. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  9. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  10. Do you have any coupons?
  11. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  12. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  13. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  14. Can you break $100?
  15. Who is your best stylist?
  16. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  17. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  18. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  19. Are you any good?
  20. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  21. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  22. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  23. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  24. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  25. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  26. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  27. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  28. My old hairdresser only charged....
  29. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.