I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Can youbreak$100?Dowhateveryou want.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I wantjust onelayer.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.I just wantone of myhairs cut.Do youhave anycoupons?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Who isyour beststylist?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Are youanygood?I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Can youbreak$100?Dowhateveryou want.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I wantjust onelayer.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.I just wantone of myhairs cut.Do youhave anycoupons?I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Who isyour beststylist?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Are youanygood?

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  2. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  3. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  4. Can you break $100?
  5. Do whatever you want.
  6. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  7. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  8. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  9. I want just one layer.
  10. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  11. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  12. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  13. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  14. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  15. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  16. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  17. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  18. Do you have any coupons?
  19. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  20. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  21. My old hairdresser only charged....
  22. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  23. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  24. Who is your best stylist?
  25. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  26. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  27. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  28. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  29. Are you any good?