Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Do youhave anycoupons?My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Is there acouponon thereceipt? Dowhateveryou want.I just wantone of myhairs cut.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Can youbreak$100?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.Are youanygood?Who isyour beststylist?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.I wantjust onelayer.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Do youhave anycoupons?My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Is there acouponon thereceipt? Dowhateveryou want.I just wantone of myhairs cut.I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Can youbreak$100?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.Are youanygood?Who isyour beststylist?Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.I wantjust onelayer.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. 

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  2. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  3. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  4. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  5. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  6. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  7. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  8. Do you have any coupons?
  9. My old hairdresser only charged....
  10. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  11. Do whatever you want.
  12. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  13. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  14. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  15. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  16. Can you break $100?
  17. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  18. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  19. Are you any good?
  20. Who is your best stylist?
  21. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  22. I want just one layer.
  23. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  24. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  25. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  26. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  27. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  28. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  29. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.