Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Dowhateveryou want.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Do youhave anycoupons?Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Are youanygood?Can youbreak$100?New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I just wantone of myhairs cut.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Who isyour beststylist?I wantjust onelayer.Says theywere a"toe head"as a child.Does theperm comewith a freehaircut?I just want atrim. Is thatless than ahaircut?Can I getthis at thegrocerystore?Ooh, suckers!Can I takeone for eachof my 1900children?Before finishingthe haircut theyask you ifyou're going toblend it.Dowhateveryou want.Wants a change,but really wantsthe samecolor/stylethey've had foryears. Repeatwhatever theother stylistdid the lasttime.Do youhave anycoupons?Reluctant to givetheir name and/orphone numberbecause they thinkwe're going tosteal their identity.Does Lisahave anyappointmentsavailable onTues/Wed?I saw thistechniqueon TikTok.Yeah, I'd liketo order apizza/burger. I can getthis cheapersomewhereelse.Requests theperson who didtheir hair the lasttime, but gives avague descriptionof that person.Whosegrey hairis that onthe floor? My oldhairdresseronlycharged....Loudly tellsTMI in frontof otherclients.I just had mygrey hairstouched up 6weeks ago andit faded at myroots.Are youanygood?Can youbreak$100?New to youclient readsyou their entirememoir ontheir first visit.I just wantone of myhairs cut.I want chunckyhighlights, but Iwant it to looknatural with lowmaintenance.Is there acouponon thereceipt? Theirinspirationpicture isAI/heavilyphotoshopped.Who isyour beststylist?I wantjust onelayer.

Sh!t Clients Say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says they were a "toe head" as a child.
  2. Does the perm come with a free haircut?
  3. I just want a trim. Is that less than a haircut?
  4. Can I get this at the grocery store?
  5. Ooh, suckers! Can I take one for each of my 1900 children?
  6. Before finishing the haircut they ask you if you're going to blend it.
  7. Do whatever you want.
  8. Wants a change, but really wants the same color/style they've had for years.
  9. Repeat whatever the other stylist did the last time.
  10. Do you have any coupons?
  11. Reluctant to give their name and/or phone number because they think we're going to steal their identity.
  12. Does Lisa have any appointments available on Tues/Wed?
  13. I saw this technique on Tik Tok.
  14. Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza/burger.
  15. I can get this cheaper somewhere else.
  16. Requests the person who did their hair the last time, but gives a vague description of that person.
  17. Whose grey hair is that on the floor?
  18. My old hairdresser only charged....
  19. Loudly tells TMI in front of other clients.
  20. I just had my grey hairs touched up 6 weeks ago and it faded at my roots.
  21. Are you any good?
  22. Can you break $100?
  23. New to you client reads you their entire memoir on their first visit.
  24. I just want one of my hairs cut.
  25. I want chuncky highlights, but I want it to look natural with low maintenance.
  26. Is there a coupon on the receipt?
  27. Their inspiration picture is AI/heavily photoshopped.
  28. Who is your best stylist?
  29. I want just one layer.