Tim shamesScott forburningwood withnailsTimrecommendsan ArnoldPalmerTim wearscargopants/shortsTimtouches/petsCarries arm foran awkwardamount of timeTim wearseither hisDavid Crowderor “reads therules” shirtTim sayssomethingabout themusicselectionTim brings achair that isway too shortfor a normalsized adultTim commentson why greenwood is harderto burn thandry woodTim brings hisown waterinstead ofdrinking thewater providedTim bringsa fire starteror knife to“help”Tim commentson a moreeffective wayto arrange thefireTim makesan old mangrunt whenstanding orsittingTim educateson theenvironmentalimpact ofburning paintcovered woodTim takesoffense tosomethingScott saysTim commentson how burntsomeone’smarshmallowisTim offersto cookCarrie’swienerTim preventsCarrie fromrubbing hereyebrowsTimcommentsabout ourcondimentschoicesTim takesoffense tosomethingSam saysTim tells astory abouthis familyRV travelsTim commentson the the ducttape at the endof Scott’s firepokerTim brings upthe campingtrip last yearwhen we gotkicked out ofthe state parkTimmakes adad jokeTimrefuses toeat at least1 food itemTim shamesScott forburningwood withnailsTimrecommendsan ArnoldPalmerTim wearscargopants/shortsTimtouches/petsCarries arm foran awkwardamount of timeTim wearseither hisDavid Crowderor “reads therules” shirtTim sayssomethingabout themusicselectionTim brings achair that isway too shortfor a normalsized adultTim commentson why greenwood is harderto burn thandry woodTim brings hisown waterinstead ofdrinking thewater providedTim bringsa fire starteror knife to“help”Tim commentson a moreeffective wayto arrange thefireTim makesan old mangrunt whenstanding orsittingTim educateson theenvironmentalimpact ofburning paintcovered woodTim takesoffense tosomethingScott saysTim commentson how burntsomeone’smarshmallowisTim offersto cookCarrie’swienerTim preventsCarrie fromrubbing hereyebrowsTimcommentsabout ourcondimentschoicesTim takesoffense tosomethingSam saysTim tells astory abouthis familyRV travelsTim commentson the the ducttape at the endof Scott’s firepokerTim brings upthe campingtrip last yearwhen we gotkicked out ofthe state parkTimmakes adad jokeTimrefuses toeat at least1 food item

Tim Smith’s Fireside Etiquette - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Tim shames Scott for burning wood with nails
  2. O-Tim recommends an Arnold Palmer
  3. O-Tim wears cargo pants/shorts
  4. B-Tim touches/pets Carries arm for an awkward amount of time
  5. O-Tim wears either his David Crowder or “reads the rules” shirt
  6. I-Tim says something about the music selection
  7. I-Tim brings a chair that is way too short for a normal sized adult
  8. G-Tim comments on why green wood is harder to burn than dry wood
  9. G-Tim brings his own water instead of drinking the water provided
  10. O-Tim brings a fire starter or knife to “help”
  11. B-Tim comments on a more effective way to arrange the fire
  12. N-Tim makes an old man grunt when standing or sitting
  13. N-Tim educates on the environmental impact of burning paint covered wood
  14. G-Tim takes offense to something Scott says
  15. B-Tim comments on how burnt someone’s marshmallow is
  16. I-Tim offers to cook Carrie’s wiener
  17. G-Tim prevents Carrie from rubbing her eyebrows
  18. I-Tim comments about our condiments choices
  19. N-Tim takes offense to something Sam says
  20. B-Tim tells a story about his family RV travels
  21. N-Tim comments on the the duct tape at the end of Scott’s fire poker
  22. I-Tim brings up the camping trip last year when we got kicked out of the state park
  23. O-Tim makes a dad joke
  24. B-Tim refuses to eat at least 1 food item