Tim takesoffense tosomethingScott saysTim brings upthe campingtrip last yearwhen we gotkicked out ofthe state parkTim shamesScott forburningwood withnailsTimtouches/petsCarries arm foran awkwardamount of timeTimrefuses toeat at least1 food itemTim bringsa fire starteror knife to“help”Tim brings hisown waterinstead ofdrinking thewater providedTim offersto cookCarrie’swienerTim sayssomethingabout themusicselectionTim makesan old mangrunt whenstanding orsittingTimcommentsabout ourcondimentschoicesTim commentson how burntsomeone’smarshmallowisTim educateson theenvironmentalimpact ofburning paintcovered woodTimrecommendsan ArnoldPalmerTim commentson the the ducttape at the endof Scott’s firepokerTim wearscargopants/shortsTim commentson why greenwood is harderto burn thandry woodTim commentson a moreeffective wayto arrange thefireTim tells astory abouthis familyRV travelsTim wearseither hisDavid Crowderor “reads therules” shirtTimmakes adad jokeTim preventsCarrie fromrubbing hereyebrowsTim takesoffense tosomethingSam saysTim brings achair that isway too shortfor a normalsized adultTim takesoffense tosomethingScott saysTim brings upthe campingtrip last yearwhen we gotkicked out ofthe state parkTim shamesScott forburningwood withnailsTimtouches/petsCarries arm foran awkwardamount of timeTimrefuses toeat at least1 food itemTim bringsa fire starteror knife to“help”Tim brings hisown waterinstead ofdrinking thewater providedTim offersto cookCarrie’swienerTim sayssomethingabout themusicselectionTim makesan old mangrunt whenstanding orsittingTimcommentsabout ourcondimentschoicesTim commentson how burntsomeone’smarshmallowisTim educateson theenvironmentalimpact ofburning paintcovered woodTimrecommendsan ArnoldPalmerTim commentson the the ducttape at the endof Scott’s firepokerTim wearscargopants/shortsTim commentson why greenwood is harderto burn thandry woodTim commentson a moreeffective wayto arrange thefireTim tells astory abouthis familyRV travelsTim wearseither hisDavid Crowderor “reads therules” shirtTimmakes adad jokeTim preventsCarrie fromrubbing hereyebrowsTim takesoffense tosomethingSam saysTim brings achair that isway too shortfor a normalsized adult

Tim Smith’s Fireside Etiquette - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Tim takes offense to something Scott says
  2. I-Tim brings up the camping trip last year when we got kicked out of the state park
  3. G-Tim shames Scott for burning wood with nails
  4. B-Tim touches/pets Carries arm for an awkward amount of time
  5. B-Tim refuses to eat at least 1 food item
  6. O-Tim brings a fire starter or knife to “help”
  7. G-Tim brings his own water instead of drinking the water provided
  8. I-Tim offers to cook Carrie’s wiener
  9. I-Tim says something about the music selection
  10. N-Tim makes an old man grunt when standing or sitting
  11. I-Tim comments about our condiments choices
  12. B-Tim comments on how burnt someone’s marshmallow is
  13. N-Tim educates on the environmental impact of burning paint covered wood
  14. O-Tim recommends an Arnold Palmer
  15. N-Tim comments on the the duct tape at the end of Scott’s fire poker
  16. O-Tim wears cargo pants/shorts
  17. G-Tim comments on why green wood is harder to burn than dry wood
  18. B-Tim comments on a more effective way to arrange the fire
  19. B-Tim tells a story about his family RV travels
  20. O-Tim wears either his David Crowder or “reads the rules” shirt
  21. O-Tim makes a dad joke
  22. G-Tim prevents Carrie from rubbing her eyebrows
  23. N-Tim takes offense to something Sam says
  24. I-Tim brings a chair that is way too short for a normal sized adult