Pops acreepyjokeDoesn'tdo hisjobCalls medelusionalSayssomething newthat makes mesuper duperuncomfortableHe uses thespeech totext featureinstead oftypingAccusesme oflyingHe tellsme that Ilook tiredCallsmechildishDegradesme forbeing gayHerecordsmy voiceHe treatsme like a10 yearoldDegradesme forbeing awomanHeglazeshimselfI have toask him torepeathimselfTries toget me togo tochurchHe asks mewhat I'mlooking at onmy phoneHecallsme fatHe uses aword in alanguage IcannotunderstandSaysanythingabout AIHe tells meto spendmore timeoutside"It's timeto growup."He tries toconvince methat art isn'ta real jobHe tells meto makemorefriendsTouchesme for noreasonPops acreepyjokeDoesn'tdo hisjobCalls medelusionalSayssomething newthat makes mesuper duperuncomfortableHe uses thespeech totext featureinstead oftypingAccusesme oflyingHe tellsme that Ilook tiredCallsmechildishDegradesme forbeing gayHerecordsmy voiceHe treatsme like a10 yearoldDegradesme forbeing awomanHeglazeshimselfI have toask him torepeathimselfTries toget me togo tochurchHe asks mewhat I'mlooking at onmy phoneHecallsme fatHe uses aword in alanguage IcannotunderstandSaysanythingabout AIHe tells meto spendmore timeoutside"It's timeto growup."He tries toconvince methat art isn'ta real jobHe tells meto makemorefriendsTouchesme for noreason

Aesop is going to see the Physiatrist! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pops a creepy joke
  2. Doesn't do his job
  3. Calls me delusional
  4. Says something new that makes me super duper uncomfortable
  5. He uses the speech to text feature instead of typing
  6. Accuses me of lying
  7. He tells me that I look tired
  8. Calls me childish
  9. Degrades me for being gay
  10. He records my voice
  11. He treats me like a 10 year old
  12. Degrades me for being a woman
  13. He glazes himself
  14. I have to ask him to repeat himself
  15. Tries to get me to go to church
  16. He asks me what I'm looking at on my phone
  17. He calls me fat
  18. He uses a word in a language I cannot understand
  19. Says anything about AI
  20. He tells me to spend more time outside
  21. "It's time to grow up."
  22. He tries to convince me that art isn't a real job
  23. He tells me to make more friends
  24. Touches me for no reason