someonewould've saidsomething orhelped if it wasTHAT badIf it was thatbad you'd becrying/on thefloor/screamingetcAre yousure it'snot fromtraumaI know yourbody bettercause I havestudied andhave a degreeattitudeSo what doyou want usto do/ what doyou expectfrom usProve yourdisabled byhow you'd*insertimaginaryscenarioHave youtriedtakingibuprofenYouprobablypulled amuscleHave youtriedYoga/PilatesTestscame backnormal sogoodluckHave youtried takingparacetamolAt your age?Young peoplejust complain/allthink somethingis wrong withthem Sayssomething isn'tconnected ornot theirresponsibilitysays I justneed to eatmore healthyand do moresportsIf it's so badwhy haven'tyou beenreferredearlierIt doesn'tlook likeyou are inpainCan you do*insert Atleast 3different thingsthat I used todo as partytricksAbleismbased onhow Irepresent/actBlames alltheproblems onmy weightRecommendsheat formusclerelaxationDismissaldue toage/genderAre you sureit's not fromtaking testoOr fromstress You areindeedhypermobileI can'thelp youwith thatsomeonewould've saidsomething orhelped if it wasTHAT badIf it was thatbad you'd becrying/on thefloor/screamingetcAre yousure it'snot fromtraumaI know yourbody bettercause I havestudied andhave a degreeattitudeSo what doyou want usto do/ what doyou expectfrom usProve yourdisabled byhow you'd*insertimaginaryscenarioHave youtriedtakingibuprofenYouprobablypulled amuscleHave youtriedYoga/PilatesTestscame backnormal sogoodluckHave youtried takingparacetamolAt your age?Young peoplejust complain/allthink somethingis wrong withthem Sayssomething isn'tconnected ornot theirresponsibilitysays I justneed to eatmore healthyand do moresportsIf it's so badwhy haven'tyou beenreferredearlierIt doesn'tlook likeyou are inpainCan you do*insert Atleast 3different thingsthat I used todo as partytricksAbleismbased onhow Irepresent/actBlames alltheproblems onmy weightRecommendsheat formusclerelaxationDismissaldue toage/genderAre you sureit's not fromtaking testoOr fromstress You areindeedhypermobileI can'thelp youwith that

Medical bs bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. someone would've said something or helped if it was THAT bad
  2. If it was that bad you'd be crying/on the floor/screaming etc
  3. Are you sure it's not from trauma
  4. I know your body better cause I have studied and have a degree attitude
  5. So what do you want us to do/ what do you expect from us
  6. Prove your disabled by how you'd *insert imaginary scenario
  7. Have you tried taking ibuprofen
  8. You probably pulled a muscle
  9. Have you tried Yoga/Pilates
  10. Tests came back normal so goodluck
  11. Have you tried taking paracetamol
  12. At your age? Young people just complain/all think something is wrong with them
  13. Says something isn't connected or not their responsibility
  14. says I just need to eat more healthy and do more sports
  15. If it's so bad why haven't you been referred earlier
  16. It doesn't look like you are in pain
  17. Can you do *insert Atleast 3 different things that I used to do as party tricks
  18. Ableism based on how I represent/act
  19. Blames all the problems on my weight
  20. Recommends heat for muscle relaxation
  21. Dismissal due to age/gender
  22. Are you sure it's not from taking testo Or from stress
  23. You are indeed hypermobile
  24. I can't help you with that