Sayssomething isn'tconnected ornot theirresponsibilityIf it was thatbad you'd becrying/on thefloor/screamingetcIf it's so badwhy haven'tyou beenreferredearlierYou areindeedhypermobileSo what doyou want usto do/ what doyou expectfrom usBlames alltheproblems onmy weightHave youtriedYoga/PilatesRecommendsheat formusclerelaxationsomeonewould've saidsomething orhelped if it wasTHAT badAt your age?Young peoplejust complain/allthink somethingis wrong withthem Are yousure it'snot fromtraumaI can'thelp youwith thatProve yourdisabled byhow you'd*insertimaginaryscenarioI know yourbody bettercause I havestudied andhave a degreeattitudeDismissaldue toage/genderHave youtried takingparacetamolHave youtriedtakingibuprofenAbleismbased onhow Irepresent/actAre you sureit's not fromtaking testoOr fromstress Youprobablypulled amuscleIt doesn'tlook likeyou are inpainTestscame backnormal sogoodluckCan you do*insert Atleast 3different thingsthat I used todo as partytrickssays I justneed to eatmore healthyand do moresportsSayssomething isn'tconnected ornot theirresponsibilityIf it was thatbad you'd becrying/on thefloor/screamingetcIf it's so badwhy haven'tyou beenreferredearlierYou areindeedhypermobileSo what doyou want usto do/ what doyou expectfrom usBlames alltheproblems onmy weightHave youtriedYoga/PilatesRecommendsheat formusclerelaxationsomeonewould've saidsomething orhelped if it wasTHAT badAt your age?Young peoplejust complain/allthink somethingis wrong withthem Are yousure it'snot fromtraumaI can'thelp youwith thatProve yourdisabled byhow you'd*insertimaginaryscenarioI know yourbody bettercause I havestudied andhave a degreeattitudeDismissaldue toage/genderHave youtried takingparacetamolHave youtriedtakingibuprofenAbleismbased onhow Irepresent/actAre you sureit's not fromtaking testoOr fromstress Youprobablypulled amuscleIt doesn'tlook likeyou are inpainTestscame backnormal sogoodluckCan you do*insert Atleast 3different thingsthat I used todo as partytrickssays I justneed to eatmore healthyand do moresports

Medical bs bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says something isn't connected or not their responsibility
  2. If it was that bad you'd be crying/on the floor/screaming etc
  3. If it's so bad why haven't you been referred earlier
  4. You are indeed hypermobile
  5. So what do you want us to do/ what do you expect from us
  6. Blames all the problems on my weight
  7. Have you tried Yoga/Pilates
  8. Recommends heat for muscle relaxation
  9. someone would've said something or helped if it was THAT bad
  10. At your age? Young people just complain/all think something is wrong with them
  11. Are you sure it's not from trauma
  12. I can't help you with that
  13. Prove your disabled by how you'd *insert imaginary scenario
  14. I know your body better cause I have studied and have a degree attitude
  15. Dismissal due to age/gender
  16. Have you tried taking paracetamol
  17. Have you tried taking ibuprofen
  18. Ableism based on how I represent/act
  19. Are you sure it's not from taking testo Or from stress
  20. You probably pulled a muscle
  21. It doesn't look like you are in pain
  22. Tests came back normal so goodluck
  23. Can you do *insert Atleast 3 different things that I used to do as party tricks
  24. says I just need to eat more healthy and do more sports