Dismissaldue toage/genderIf it's so badwhy haven'tyou beenreferredearlierYouprobablypulled amuscleAre yousure it'snot fromtraumasomeonewould've saidsomething orhelped if it wasTHAT badCan you do*insert Atleast 3different thingsthat I used todo as partytricksBlames alltheproblems onmy weightAbleismbased onhow Irepresent/actProve yourdisabled byhow you'd*insertimaginaryscenarioTestscame backnormal sogoodluckYou areindeedhypermobileSayssomething isn'tconnected ornot theirresponsibilityIf it was thatbad you'd becrying/on thefloor/screamingetcHave youtried takingparacetamolAt your age?Young peoplejust complain/allthink somethingis wrong withthem Are you sureit's not fromtaking testoOr fromstress I know yourbody bettercause I havestudied andhave a degreeattitudeI can'thelp youwith thatHave youtriedYoga/PilatesIt doesn'tlook likeyou are inpainSo what doyou want usto do/ what doyou expectfrom usHave youtriedtakingibuprofenRecommendsheat formusclerelaxationsays I justneed to eatmore healthyand do moresportsDismissaldue toage/genderIf it's so badwhy haven'tyou beenreferredearlierYouprobablypulled amuscleAre yousure it'snot fromtraumasomeonewould've saidsomething orhelped if it wasTHAT badCan you do*insert Atleast 3different thingsthat I used todo as partytricksBlames alltheproblems onmy weightAbleismbased onhow Irepresent/actProve yourdisabled byhow you'd*insertimaginaryscenarioTestscame backnormal sogoodluckYou areindeedhypermobileSayssomething isn'tconnected ornot theirresponsibilityIf it was thatbad you'd becrying/on thefloor/screamingetcHave youtried takingparacetamolAt your age?Young peoplejust complain/allthink somethingis wrong withthem Are you sureit's not fromtaking testoOr fromstress I know yourbody bettercause I havestudied andhave a degreeattitudeI can'thelp youwith thatHave youtriedYoga/PilatesIt doesn'tlook likeyou are inpainSo what doyou want usto do/ what doyou expectfrom usHave youtriedtakingibuprofenRecommendsheat formusclerelaxationsays I justneed to eatmore healthyand do moresports

Medical bs bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dismissal due to age/gender
  2. If it's so bad why haven't you been referred earlier
  3. You probably pulled a muscle
  4. Are you sure it's not from trauma
  5. someone would've said something or helped if it was THAT bad
  6. Can you do *insert Atleast 3 different things that I used to do as party tricks
  7. Blames all the problems on my weight
  8. Ableism based on how I represent/act
  9. Prove your disabled by how you'd *insert imaginary scenario
  10. Tests came back normal so goodluck
  11. You are indeed hypermobile
  12. Says something isn't connected or not their responsibility
  13. If it was that bad you'd be crying/on the floor/screaming etc
  14. Have you tried taking paracetamol
  15. At your age? Young people just complain/all think something is wrong with them
  16. Are you sure it's not from taking testo Or from stress
  17. I know your body better cause I have studied and have a degree attitude
  18. I can't help you with that
  19. Have you tried Yoga/Pilates
  20. It doesn't look like you are in pain
  21. So what do you want us to do/ what do you expect from us
  22. Have you tried taking ibuprofen
  23. Recommends heat for muscle relaxation
  24. says I just need to eat more healthy and do more sports