Have youtried takingparacetamolsomeonewould've saidsomething orhelped if it wasTHAT badTestscame backnormal sogoodluckAt your age?Young peoplejust complain/allthink somethingis wrong withthem Are you sureit's not fromtaking testoOr fromstress It doesn'tlook likeyou are inpainAbleismbased onhow Irepresent/actDismissaldue toage/genderYou areindeedhypermobilesays I justneed to eatmore healthyand do moresportsSo what doyou want usto do/ what doyou expectfrom usRecommendsheat formusclerelaxationProve yourdisabled byhow you'd*insertimaginaryscenarioAre yousure it'snot fromtraumaIf it's so badwhy haven'tyou beenreferredearlierIf it was thatbad you'd becrying/on thefloor/screamingetcI can'thelp youwith thatCan you do*insert Atleast 3different thingsthat I used todo as partytricksBlames alltheproblems onmy weightHave youtriedYoga/PilatesI know yourbody bettercause I havestudied andhave a degreeattitudeSayssomething isn'tconnected ornot theirresponsibilityHave youtriedtakingibuprofenYouprobablypulled amuscleHave youtried takingparacetamolsomeonewould've saidsomething orhelped if it wasTHAT badTestscame backnormal sogoodluckAt your age?Young peoplejust complain/allthink somethingis wrong withthem Are you sureit's not fromtaking testoOr fromstress It doesn'tlook likeyou are inpainAbleismbased onhow Irepresent/actDismissaldue toage/genderYou areindeedhypermobilesays I justneed to eatmore healthyand do moresportsSo what doyou want usto do/ what doyou expectfrom usRecommendsheat formusclerelaxationProve yourdisabled byhow you'd*insertimaginaryscenarioAre yousure it'snot fromtraumaIf it's so badwhy haven'tyou beenreferredearlierIf it was thatbad you'd becrying/on thefloor/screamingetcI can'thelp youwith thatCan you do*insert Atleast 3different thingsthat I used todo as partytricksBlames alltheproblems onmy weightHave youtriedYoga/PilatesI know yourbody bettercause I havestudied andhave a degreeattitudeSayssomething isn'tconnected ornot theirresponsibilityHave youtriedtakingibuprofenYouprobablypulled amuscle

Medical bs bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Have you tried taking paracetamol
  2. someone would've said something or helped if it was THAT bad
  3. Tests came back normal so goodluck
  4. At your age? Young people just complain/all think something is wrong with them
  5. Are you sure it's not from taking testo Or from stress
  6. It doesn't look like you are in pain
  7. Ableism based on how I represent/act
  8. Dismissal due to age/gender
  9. You are indeed hypermobile
  10. says I just need to eat more healthy and do more sports
  11. So what do you want us to do/ what do you expect from us
  12. Recommends heat for muscle relaxation
  13. Prove your disabled by how you'd *insert imaginary scenario
  14. Are you sure it's not from trauma
  15. If it's so bad why haven't you been referred earlier
  16. If it was that bad you'd be crying/on the floor/screaming etc
  17. I can't help you with that
  18. Can you do *insert Atleast 3 different things that I used to do as party tricks
  19. Blames all the problems on my weight
  20. Have you tried Yoga/Pilates
  21. I know your body better cause I have studied and have a degree attitude
  22. Says something isn't connected or not their responsibility
  23. Have you tried taking ibuprofen
  24. You probably pulled a muscle