"You don'thave abad life,don'tcomplain.""Have youtriedjournaling?""Life isa gift.""Justdealwith it.""Theworld isn'tthat bad.""Manypeoplerecovered,so can you.Have hope.""I am surethereis a job outtherefor you.""You don'teven wantto getbetter...""I'll helpyou, I amhere foryou.""If youwanted todie you wouldhave done italready.""Don't doit, there'salwayshelp"*shrugs*&*crickets*"Back in mydaywe just hadto suck it up""I don't believeyou thatdidn't have funat <activity>.""Everyonehas upsanddowns.""TouchGrass.""Don't beso hardonyourself""Suicide isthe easyway out."RecommendsSuicideHotline"Your self-worth hasto comefrom you""Everyonehas to deal/w thoseissues.You can too.""Growup.""Only youcan helpyourself""Howaboutgetting ahobby?""You havebeen happyin the past, itwill return.""You wouldmiss out on<whatever>.""It iswhat itis""But I am goingthrough somethingworse than you,and I am notdepressed /anxious.""Suicide is apermanentsolution to atemporaryproblem.""Justremember,it can getbetter""Don't worryaboutmakingmistakes.""Just stopbeing sad/depressed/anxious.""Happinessis achoice.""CalmDown.""You'll dieanyway,whynow?""Otherpeopleneedyou.""It's allin yourhead.""Have youtriedexercise?""Otherpeoplehave itworse.""You justneed to bemorepositive!""Stopthinkingabout thethings youcan't change.""You justneedtherapy.""You justneed love / arelationship.""Have youtriedmindfulness/meditation?""You arejustlooking forattention.""God hasa plan foryou.""Suicideisselfish.""You are stillyoung, youhave yourwhole lifeahead of you.""You justhave toeathealthier.""You don'thave abad life,don'tcomplain.""Have youtriedjournaling?""Life isa gift.""Justdealwith it.""Theworld isn'tthat bad.""Manypeoplerecovered,so can you.Have hope.""I am surethereis a job outtherefor you.""You don'teven wantto getbetter...""I'll helpyou, I amhere foryou.""If youwanted todie you wouldhave done italready.""Don't doit, there'salwayshelp"*shrugs*&*crickets*"Back in mydaywe just hadto suck it up""I don't believeyou thatdidn't have funat <activity>.""Everyonehas upsanddowns.""TouchGrass.""Don't beso hardonyourself""Suicide isthe easyway out."RecommendsSuicideHotline"Your self-worth hasto comefrom you""Everyonehas to deal/w thoseissues.You can too.""Growup.""Only youcan helpyourself""Howaboutgetting ahobby?""You havebeen happyin the past, itwill return.""You wouldmiss out on<whatever>.""It iswhat itis""But I am goingthrough somethingworse than you,and I am notdepressed /anxious.""Suicide is apermanentsolution to atemporaryproblem.""Justremember,it can getbetter""Don't worryaboutmakingmistakes.""Just stopbeing sad/depressed/anxious.""Happinessis achoice.""CalmDown.""You'll dieanyway,whynow?""Otherpeopleneedyou.""It's allin yourhead.""Have youtriedexercise?""Otherpeoplehave itworse.""You justneed to bemorepositive!""Stopthinkingabout thethings youcan't change.""You justneedtherapy.""You justneed love / arelationship.""Have youtriedmindfulness/meditation?""You arejustlooking forattention.""God hasa plan foryou.""Suicideisselfish.""You are stillyoung, youhave yourwhole lifeahead of you.""You justhave toeathealthier."

Anti-Suicide Bullshit Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You don't have a bad life, don't complain."
  2. "Have you tried journaling?"
  3. "Life is a gift."
  4. "Just deal with it."
  5. "The world isn't that bad."
  6. "Many people recovered, so can you. Have hope."
  7. "I am sure there is a job out there for you."
  8. "You don't even want to get better..."
  9. "I'll help you, I am here for you."
  10. "If you wanted to die you would have done it already."
  11. "Don't do it, there's always help"
  12. *shrugs* & *crickets*
  13. "Back in my day we just had to suck it up"
  14. "I don't believe you that didn't have fun at <activity>."
  15. "Everyone has ups and downs."
  16. "Touch Grass."
  17. "Don't be so hard on yourself"
  18. "Suicide is the easy way out."
  19. Recommends Suicide Hotline
  20. "Your self-worth has to come from you"
  21. "Everyone has to deal /w those issues. You can too."
  22. "Grow up."
  23. "Only you can help yourself"
  24. "How about getting a hobby?"
  25. "You have been happy in the past, it will return."
  26. "You would miss out on <whatever>."
  27. "It is what it is"
  28. "But I am going through something worse than you, and I am not depressed / anxious."
  29. "Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
  30. "Just remember, it can get better"
  31. "Don't worry about making mistakes."
  32. "Just stop being sad/ depressed/ anxious."
  33. "Happiness is a choice."
  34. "Calm Down."
  35. "You'll die anyway, why now?"
  36. "Other people need you."
  37. "It's all in your head."
  38. "Have you tried exercise?"
  39. "Other people have it worse."
  40. "You just need to be more positive!"
  41. "Stop thinking about the things you can't change."
  42. "You just need therapy."
  43. "You just need love / a relationship."
  44. "Have you tried mindfulness/ meditation?"
  45. "You are just looking for attention."
  46. "God has a plan for you."
  47. "Suicide is selfish."
  48. "You are still young, you have your whole life ahead of you."
  49. "You just have to eat healthier."