You're entirelybonkers. But I'lltell you asecret. All thebest people areIt's amateurslike you whogivekidnapping abad nameWhy is araven likea writingdesk?Well Peg, haveyou gone blind?Can't you seethere is avehicle in mydriveway?It is farbetter tobe fearedthan lovedCuriositykilled thecat, youknowI believe itwas our mosthorrible yet!Thank youeveryoneSometimes Ibelieve in asmany as siximpossiblethings beforebreakfastI know its a littleearly forChristmas,Edward, but; Ihave a presentfor youFor it is plain,as anyonecan see,we're simplymeant to beI don't buryhatchets, IsharpenthemThis is a thingcalled apresent. Thewhole thingstarts with aboxI enjoy funerals.I've been crashingthem since I wasold enough to readthe obituarysectionWith this hand,I will lift yoursorrows. Yourcup will neverempty, for I willbe your wineCandydoesn't havea point.That's whyit's candyI know that Iam dead; yet itseems that Istill have sometears to shedA littlegasoline..blowtorch..no problemGoodmorningstarshine,the Earthsays hello!Don't mind her,She's still upsetthat somebodydropped ahouse on hersisterLet's turn onthe juice andsee whatshakes looseBut if you hadregular hands,you'd be likeeveryone elseI am theshadow onthe moonat nightBut you'rethepumpkinking!I myself ammade entirelyof flaws,stitchedtogether withgood intentionsAt last! Myright arm iscompleteagain!Haven't youheard of peaceon Earth andgoodwilltoward men?He wants tochange hislife...and I wantto changemine tooSparky, you'realive! I can'tbelieve it.You're alive! ...I can fix thatI'm theghost withthe mostI like being anisland. A well-fortified onesurrounded bysharksOff withtheirheads!I myself,are strangeandunusualGuess itwasn'tthe doveThere's got tobe a logicalway to explainthis ChristmasthingI know just asmuch about thesupernatural asI do aboutinterior designFrog'sbreath willoverpowerany odorNothing'smoresuspiciousthan frog'sbreath!Are you agamblingman,Sandy? Let'splayHe's not myboyfriend,he's myhusbandIt's not myfault I can'tinterpret youremotionalMorse codePlaydead...Oh,sorryI will havevengeance-- I will havesalvation!Victorbrought ananimal backto life? Wecan do betterThat's theproblem. Hewas dead tobegin withJust becauseI cannot seeit, doesn'tmean I can'tbelieve it!Jack! Butthey said youwere dead.You must bedouble dead!How long isforever?Sometimesjust onesecondIf you insiston frighteningpeople, do itwith yoursculpturesCan a heartstill breakonce it'sstoppedbeatingYou used to bemuchmore...muchier.You've lost yourmuchnessI love you.But you'renot mineIt'sShowtime!Nothing'sgoing to harmyou darling,not while I'maroundOne person'scraziness isanotherperson'srealityYou're entirelybonkers. But I'lltell you asecret. All thebest people areIt's amateurslike you whogivekidnapping abad nameWhy is araven likea writingdesk?Well Peg, haveyou gone blind?Can't you seethere is avehicle in mydriveway?It is farbetter tobe fearedthan lovedCuriositykilled thecat, youknowI believe itwas our mosthorrible yet!Thank youeveryoneSometimes Ibelieve in asmany as siximpossiblethings beforebreakfastI know its a littleearly forChristmas,Edward, but; Ihave a presentfor youFor it is plain,as anyonecan see,we're simplymeant to beI don't buryhatchets, IsharpenthemThis is a thingcalled apresent. Thewhole thingstarts with aboxI enjoy funerals.I've been crashingthem since I wasold enough to readthe obituarysectionWith this hand,I will lift yoursorrows. Yourcup will neverempty, for I willbe your wineCandydoesn't havea point.That's whyit's candyI know that Iam dead; yet itseems that Istill have sometears to shedA littlegasoline..blowtorch..no problemGoodmorningstarshine,the Earthsays hello!Don't mind her,She's still upsetthat somebodydropped ahouse on hersisterLet's turn onthe juice andsee whatshakes looseBut if you hadregular hands,you'd be likeeveryone elseI am theshadow onthe moonat nightBut you'rethepumpkinking!I myself ammade entirelyof flaws,stitchedtogether withgood intentionsAt last! Myright arm iscompleteagain!Haven't youheard of peaceon Earth andgoodwilltoward men?He wants tochange hislife...and I wantto changemine tooSparky, you'realive! I can'tbelieve it.You're alive! ...I can fix thatI'm theghost withthe mostI like being anisland. A well-fortified onesurrounded bysharksOff withtheirheads!I myself,are strangeandunusualGuess itwasn'tthe doveThere's got tobe a logicalway to explainthis ChristmasthingI know just asmuch about thesupernatural asI do aboutinterior designFrog'sbreath willoverpowerany odorNothing'smoresuspiciousthan frog'sbreath!Are you agamblingman,Sandy? Let'splayHe's not myboyfriend,he's myhusbandIt's not myfault I can'tinterpret youremotionalMorse codePlaydead...Oh,sorryI will havevengeance-- I will havesalvation!Victorbrought ananimal backto life? Wecan do betterThat's theproblem. Hewas dead tobegin withJust becauseI cannot seeit, doesn'tmean I can'tbelieve it!Jack! Butthey said youwere dead.You must bedouble dead!How long isforever?Sometimesjust onesecondIf you insiston frighteningpeople, do itwith yoursculpturesCan a heartstill breakonce it'sstoppedbeatingYou used to bemuchmore...muchier.You've lost yourmuchnessI love you.But you'renot mineIt'sShowtime!Nothing'sgoing to harmyou darling,not while I'maroundOne person'scraziness isanotherperson'sreality

Nightmare Before Bar! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are
  2. It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name
  3. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
  4. Well Peg, have you gone blind? Can't you see there is a vehicle in my driveway?
  5. It is far better to be feared than loved
  6. Curiosity killed the cat, you know
  7. I believe it was our most horrible yet! Thank you everyone
  8. Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast
  9. I know its a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you
  10. For it is plain, as anyone can see, we're simply meant to be
  11. I don't bury hatchets, I sharpen them
  12. This is a thing called a present. The whole thing starts with a box
  13. I enjoy funerals. I've been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section
  14. With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine
  15. Candy doesn't have a point. That's why it's candy
  16. I know that I am dead; yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed
  17. A little gasoline.. blowtorch.. no problem
  18. Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
  19. Don't mind her, She's still upset that somebody dropped a house on her sister
  20. Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
  21. But if you had regular hands, you'd be like everyone else
  22. I am the shadow on the moon at night
  23. But you're the pumpkin king!
  24. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions
  25. At last! My right arm is complete again!
  26. Haven't you heard of peace on Earth and goodwill toward men?
  27. He wants to change his life...and I want to change mine too
  28. Sparky, you're alive! I can't believe it. You're alive! ... I can fix that
  29. I'm the ghost with the most
  30. I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks
  31. Off with their heads!
  32. I myself, are strange and unusual
  33. Guess it wasn't the dove
  34. There's got to be a logical way to explain this Christmas thing
  35. I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design
  36. Frog's breath will overpower any odor
  37. Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath!
  38. Are you a gambling man, Sandy? Let's play
  39. He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband
  40. It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional Morse code
  41. Play dead...Oh, sorry
  42. I will have vengeance -- I will have salvation!
  43. Victor brought an animal back to life? We can do better
  44. That's the problem. He was dead to begin with
  45. Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!
  46. Jack! But they said you were dead. You must be double dead!
  47. How long is forever? Sometimes just one second
  48. If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculptures
  49. Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating
  50. You used to be much more...muchier. You've lost your muchness
  51. I love you. But you're not mine
  52. It's Showtime!
  53. Nothing's going to harm you darling, not while I'm around
  54. One person's craziness is another person's reality