refers tohimself as"MattyIce"makes ajoke he'sdonebeforemakes aself-deprecatingjokeis aninsufferableknow-it-allasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstgives youanicknameyou dislikeforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtabletalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenmakes astoryabout youabout himuses anobscenityin Slacksends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedpoorlynamesa fieldplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmisquotesa book,film, orsongdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingmanuallypastes agif inSlackinducesan actualgroan at ajoketalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testscomplainsabout theRed Soxgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamescannothimselfrememberhis children'sagestalksabouthis novelmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"makes ajoke he'sdonebeforemakes aself-deprecatingjokeis aninsufferableknow-it-allasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstgives youanicknameyou dislikeforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtabletalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenmakes astoryabout youabout himuses anobscenityin Slacksends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedpoorlynamesa fieldplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmisquotesa book,film, orsongdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingmanuallypastes agif inSlackinducesan actualgroan at ajoketalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testscomplainsabout theRed Soxgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamescannothimselfrememberhis children'sagestalksabouthis novelmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrects

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  2. makes a joke he's done before
  3. makes a self-deprecating joke
  4. is an insufferable know-it-all
  5. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  6. gives you a nickname you dislike
  7. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  8. talks about his hilarious number of children
  9. makes a story about you about him
  10. uses an obscenity in Slack
  11. sends you a link to something he's published
  12. poorly names a field
  13. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  14. misquotes a book, film, or song
  15. doesn't remember he's built something
  16. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  17. induces an actual groan at a joke
  18. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  19. complains about the Red Sox
  20. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  21. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  22. talks about his novel
  23. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  24. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects