sends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsmisquotesa book,film, orsongrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"forgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtabletalksabouthis novelplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmanuallypastes agif inSlackmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforepoorlynamesa fieldcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagescomplainsabout theRed Soxtalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrengives youanicknameyou dislikeuses anobscenityin Slackmakes aself-deprecatingjokeasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesinducesan actualgroan at ajokemakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealis aninsufferableknow-it-alltalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsmakes astoryabout youabout himdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingsends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsmisquotesa book,film, orsongrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"forgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtabletalksabouthis novelplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmanuallypastes agif inSlackmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforepoorlynamesa fieldcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagescomplainsabout theRed Soxtalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrengives youanicknameyou dislikeuses anobscenityin Slackmakes aself-deprecatingjokeasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesinducesan actualgroan at ajokemakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealis aninsufferableknow-it-alltalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsmakes astoryabout youabout himdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomething

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. sends you a link to something he's published
  2. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  3. misquotes a book, film, or song
  4. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  5. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  6. talks about his novel
  7. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  8. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  9. makes a joke he's done before
  10. poorly names a field
  11. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  12. complains about the Red Sox
  13. talks about his hilarious number of children
  14. gives you a nickname you dislike
  15. uses an obscenity in Slack
  16. makes a self-deprecating joke
  17. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  18. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  19. induces an actual groan at a joke
  20. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  21. is an insufferable know-it-all
  22. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  23. makes a story about you about him
  24. doesn't remember he's built something