gives youanicknameyou dislikeplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforeasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagestalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"inducesan actualgroan at ajokemanuallypastes agif inSlacksends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtableis aninsufferableknow-it-allpoorlynamesa fieldmisquotesa book,film, orsongtalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsmakes aself-deprecatingjokegives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealcomplainsabout theRed Soxmakes astoryabout youabout himtalksabouthis noveluses anobscenityin Slackgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsgives youanicknameyou dislikeplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforeasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagestalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"inducesan actualgroan at ajokemanuallypastes agif inSlacksends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtableis aninsufferableknow-it-allpoorlynamesa fieldmisquotesa book,film, orsongtalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsmakes aself-deprecatingjokegives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealcomplainsabout theRed Soxmakes astoryabout youabout himtalksabouthis noveluses anobscenityin Slackgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrects

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. gives you a nickname you dislike
  2. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  3. makes a joke he's done before
  4. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  5. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  6. talks about his hilarious number of children
  7. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  8. induces an actual groan at a joke
  9. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  10. sends you a link to something he's published
  11. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  12. is an insufferable know-it-all
  13. poorly names a field
  14. misquotes a book, film, or song
  15. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  16. makes a self-deprecating joke
  17. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  18. doesn't remember he's built something
  19. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  20. complains about the Red Sox
  21. makes a story about you about him
  22. talks about his novel
  23. uses an obscenity in Slack
  24. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects