uses anobscenityin Slackinducesan actualgroan at ajokedoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingtalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrencomplainsabout theRed Soxmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealmakes astoryabout youabout himcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagespoorlynamesa fieldmanuallypastes agif inSlackmakes aself-deprecatingjokegives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectstalksabouthis novelgives youanicknameyou dislikeforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablemakes ajoke he'sdonebeforeis aninsufferableknow-it-allmisquotesa book,film, orsongsends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedtalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"playsgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosuses anobscenityin Slackinducesan actualgroan at ajokedoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingtalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrencomplainsabout theRed Soxmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealmakes astoryabout youabout himcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagespoorlynamesa fieldmanuallypastes agif inSlackmakes aself-deprecatingjokegives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectstalksabouthis novelgives youanicknameyou dislikeforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablemakes ajoke he'sdonebeforeis aninsufferableknow-it-allmisquotesa book,film, orsongsends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedtalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"playsgrammarpolicedespite allhis typos

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. uses an obscenity in Slack
  2. induces an actual groan at a joke
  3. doesn't remember he's built something
  4. talks about his hilarious number of children
  5. complains about the Red Sox
  6. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  7. makes a story about you about him
  8. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  9. poorly names a field
  10. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  11. makes a self-deprecating joke
  12. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  13. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  14. talks about his novel
  15. gives you a nickname you dislike
  16. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  17. makes a joke he's done before
  18. is an insufferable know-it-all
  19. misquotes a book, film, or song
  20. sends you a link to something he's published
  21. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  22. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  23. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  24. plays grammar police despite all his typos