complainsabout theRed Soxgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablemisquotesa book,film, orsonggives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsuses anobscenityin Slacktalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"playsgrammarpolicedespite allhis typostalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsis aninsufferableknow-it-allmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforemakes aself-deprecatingjokepoorlynamesa fieldmakes astoryabout youabout himinducesan actualgroan at ajokemakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealgives youanicknameyou dislikesends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firsttalksabouthis noveldoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingmanuallypastes agif inSlackcomplainsabout theRed Soxgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablemisquotesa book,film, orsonggives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsuses anobscenityin Slacktalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"playsgrammarpolicedespite allhis typostalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsis aninsufferableknow-it-allmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforemakes aself-deprecatingjokepoorlynamesa fieldmakes astoryabout youabout himinducesan actualgroan at ajokemakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealgives youanicknameyou dislikesends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firsttalksabouthis noveldoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingmanuallypastes agif inSlack

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. complains about the Red Sox
  2. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  3. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  4. misquotes a book, film, or song
  5. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  6. uses an obscenity in Slack
  7. talks about his hilarious number of children
  8. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  9. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  10. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  11. is an insufferable know-it-all
  12. makes a joke he's done before
  13. makes a self-deprecating joke
  14. poorly names a field
  15. makes a story about you about him
  16. induces an actual groan at a joke
  17. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  18. gives you a nickname you dislike
  19. sends you a link to something he's published
  20. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  21. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  22. talks about his novel
  23. doesn't remember he's built something
  24. manually pastes a gif in Slack