refers tohimself as"MattyIce"makes astoryabout youabout himplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablecomplainsabout theRed Soxmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealmakes aself-deprecatingjokeuses anobscenityin Slackgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamespoorlynamesa fieldgives youanicknameyou dislikecannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstinducesan actualgroan at ajoketalksabouthis novelis aninsufferableknow-it-alltalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testssends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedtalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenmanuallypastes agif inSlackgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsmisquotesa book,film, orsongdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforerefers tohimself as"MattyIce"makes astoryabout youabout himplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablecomplainsabout theRed Soxmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealmakes aself-deprecatingjokeuses anobscenityin Slackgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamespoorlynamesa fieldgives youanicknameyou dislikecannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstinducesan actualgroan at ajoketalksabouthis novelis aninsufferableknow-it-alltalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testssends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedtalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenmanuallypastes agif inSlackgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsmisquotesa book,film, orsongdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingmakes ajoke he'sdonebefore

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  2. makes a story about you about him
  3. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  4. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  5. complains about the Red Sox
  6. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  7. makes a self-deprecating joke
  8. uses an obscenity in Slack
  9. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  10. poorly names a field
  11. gives you a nickname you dislike
  12. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  13. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  14. induces an actual groan at a joke
  15. talks about his novel
  16. is an insufferable know-it-all
  17. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  18. sends you a link to something he's published
  19. talks about his hilarious number of children
  20. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  21. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  22. misquotes a book, film, or song
  23. doesn't remember he's built something
  24. makes a joke he's done before