sends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedmakes aself-deprecatingjoketalksabouthis novelplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typostalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrengives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsuses anobscenityin Slackpoorlynamesa fieldgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesmakes astoryabout youabout himtalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsmanuallypastes agif inSlackdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethinggives youanicknameyou dislikeis aninsufferableknow-it-allcomplainsabout theRed Soxmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstinducesan actualgroan at ajokecannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablemisquotesa book,film, orsongmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforerefers tohimself as"MattyIce"sends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedmakes aself-deprecatingjoketalksabouthis novelplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typostalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrengives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsuses anobscenityin Slackpoorlynamesa fieldgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesmakes astoryabout youabout himtalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsmanuallypastes agif inSlackdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethinggives youanicknameyou dislikeis aninsufferableknow-it-allcomplainsabout theRed Soxmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstinducesan actualgroan at ajokecannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablemisquotesa book,film, orsongmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforerefers tohimself as"MattyIce"

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. sends you a link to something he's published
  2. makes a self-deprecating joke
  3. talks about his novel
  4. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  5. talks about his hilarious number of children
  6. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  7. uses an obscenity in Slack
  8. poorly names a field
  9. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  10. makes a story about you about him
  11. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  12. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  13. doesn't remember he's built something
  14. gives you a nickname you dislike
  15. is an insufferable know-it-all
  16. complains about the Red Sox
  17. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  18. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  19. induces an actual groan at a joke
  20. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  21. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  22. misquotes a book, film, or song
  23. makes a joke he's done before
  24. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"