makes aself-deprecatingjokeforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablecannothimselfrememberhis children'sagestalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealuses anobscenityin Slackdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firsttalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrengives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectspoorlynamesa fieldtalksabouthis novelcomplainsabout theRed Soxmanuallypastes agif inSlackmisquotesa book,film, orsonggives youanicknameyou dislikeis aninsufferableknow-it-allgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamessends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforeinducesan actualgroan at ajokemakes astoryabout youabout himrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"makes aself-deprecatingjokeforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablecannothimselfrememberhis children'sagestalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealuses anobscenityin Slackdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firsttalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrengives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectspoorlynamesa fieldtalksabouthis novelcomplainsabout theRed Soxmanuallypastes agif inSlackmisquotesa book,film, orsonggives youanicknameyou dislikeis aninsufferableknow-it-allgives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamessends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforeinducesan actualgroan at ajokemakes astoryabout youabout himrefers tohimself as"MattyIce"

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. makes a self-deprecating joke
  2. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  3. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  4. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  5. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  6. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  7. uses an obscenity in Slack
  8. doesn't remember he's built something
  9. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  10. talks about his hilarious number of children
  11. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  12. poorly names a field
  13. talks about his novel
  14. complains about the Red Sox
  15. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  16. misquotes a book, film, or song
  17. gives you a nickname you dislike
  18. is an insufferable know-it-all
  19. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  20. sends you a link to something he's published
  21. makes a joke he's done before
  22. induces an actual groan at a joke
  23. makes a story about you about him
  24. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"