doesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablerefers tohimself as"MattyIce"asks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstgives youanicknameyou dislikeis aninsufferableknow-it-alltalksabouthis novelmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesinducesan actualgroan at ajoketalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrensends you alink tosomethinghe'spublisheduses anobscenityin Slackgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectscomplainsabout theRed Soxmanuallypastes agif inSlackpoorlynamesa fieldmakes aself-deprecatingjokegives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesmakes astoryabout youabout himmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforemisquotesa book,film, orsongtalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtablerefers tohimself as"MattyIce"asks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstgives youanicknameyou dislikeis aninsufferableknow-it-alltalksabouthis novelmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesinducesan actualgroan at ajoketalks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrensends you alink tosomethinghe'spublisheduses anobscenityin Slackgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectscomplainsabout theRed Soxmanuallypastes agif inSlackpoorlynamesa fieldmakes aself-deprecatingjokegives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesmakes astoryabout youabout himmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforemisquotesa book,film, orsongtalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated tests

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. doesn't remember he's built something
  2. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  3. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  4. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  5. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  6. gives you a nickname you dislike
  7. is an insufferable know-it-all
  8. talks about his novel
  9. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  10. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  11. induces an actual groan at a joke
  12. talks about his hilarious number of children
  13. sends you a link to something he's published
  14. uses an obscenity in Slack
  15. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  16. complains about the Red Sox
  17. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  18. poorly names a field
  19. makes a self-deprecating joke
  20. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  21. makes a story about you about him
  22. makes a joke he's done before
  23. misquotes a book, film, or song
  24. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests