complainsabout theRed Soxis aninsufferableknow-it-allmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsmisquotesa book,film, orsongmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforegives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesinducesan actualgroan at ajokerefers tohimself as"MattyIce"talks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenmakes aself-deprecatingjokepoorlynamesa fieldgives youanicknameyou dislikeasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtabletalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsmanuallypastes agif inSlackplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmakes astoryabout youabout himsends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedtalksabouthis noveluses anobscenityin Slackdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomethingcomplainsabout theRed Soxis aninsufferableknow-it-allmakes a bigdeal aboutsomethingthat is asmall dealgives poortechnicaladvice thatIan promptlycorrectsmisquotesa book,film, orsongmakes ajoke he'sdonebeforegives you apop quiz abouthis children'sages and/ornamesinducesan actualgroan at ajokerefers tohimself as"MattyIce"talks abouthis hilariousnumber ofchildrenmakes aself-deprecatingjokepoorlynamesa fieldgives youanicknameyou dislikeasks a questionaboutsomethinginstead ofcheckingNotion firstcannothimselfrememberhis children'sagesforgets todocument aSAML SSOsetup inAirtabletalks about theimportance ofautomatedtesting withoutbuildingautomated testsmanuallypastes agif inSlackplaysgrammarpolicedespite allhis typosmakes astoryabout youabout himsends you alink tosomethinghe'spublishedtalksabouthis noveluses anobscenityin Slackdoesn'trememberhe's builtsomething

Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. complains about the Red Sox
  2. is an insufferable know-it-all
  3. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  4. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  5. misquotes a book, film, or song
  6. makes a joke he's done before
  7. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  8. induces an actual groan at a joke
  9. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  10. talks about his hilarious number of children
  11. makes a self-deprecating joke
  12. poorly names a field
  13. gives you a nickname you dislike
  14. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  15. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  16. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  17. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  18. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  19. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  20. makes a story about you about him
  21. sends you a link to something he's published
  22. talks about his novel
  23. uses an obscenity in Slack
  24. doesn't remember he's built something