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Check a box whenever Matt... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. makes a story about you about him
  2. manually pastes a gif in Slack
  3. makes a self-deprecating joke
  4. makes a big deal about something that is a small deal
  5. misquotes a book, film, or song
  6. uses an obscenity in Slack
  7. gives poor technical advice that Ian promptly corrects
  8. talks about his hilarious number of children
  9. is an insufferable know-it-all
  10. complains about the Red Sox
  11. makes a joke he's done before
  12. talks about his novel
  13. asks a question about something instead of checking Notion first
  14. forgets to document a SAML SSO setup in Airtable
  15. talks about the importance of automated testing without building automated tests
  16. cannot himself remember his children's ages
  17. plays grammar police despite all his typos
  18. sends you a link to something he's published
  19. gives you a nickname you dislike
  20. gives you a pop quiz about his children's ages and/or names
  21. poorly names a field
  22. refers to himself as "Matty Ice"
  23. doesn't remember he's built something
  24. induces an actual groan at a joke