"Howold areyou?"Refusingto verifywhen theycalled usmammo: it'stime to getmy tittiessquishedInterrupting youto ask forinstructionswhile you aregivinginstructionsGetting allof ournameswrong"Have ablessedday.""I don'tknow whyyourcalling me"Complainabout thevm weleaveRefusingto verifyGetting throughall of schedulingand then theychange mindand say they willcall backEveryone oncein a while get apt so sweetthey makeyour day!Gettransferredto us insteadof breastcare."I dont knowif you knowbut your Aiis awful"Complimentson what agood job wedo!When thept tv islouder thanthe pt.Hearingsomeoneswhole lifestoryOlderpatients thatcan't hear us.Feel likeyou're yelling.Refreshinglynice peoplePutting you onhold to checktheir calendar,when theycalled usPuttingyou onhold toget a penBringingup politicsawkwardlyTelling themsoonest availand they ask"is that yoursoonest?""Youpeoplesent me aletter"Pt"I can only doFri." Give thema date monthout, Pt. "Yourthat far out!?""Howold areyou?"Refusingto verifywhen theycalled usmammo: it'stime to getmy tittiessquishedInterrupting youto ask forinstructionswhile you aregivinginstructionsGetting allof ournameswrong"Have ablessedday.""I don'tknow whyyourcalling me"Complainabout thevm weleaveRefusingto verifyGetting throughall of schedulingand then theychange mindand say they willcall backEveryone oncein a while get apt so sweetthey makeyour day!Gettransferredto us insteadof breastcare."I dont knowif you knowbut your Aiis awful"Complimentson what agood job wedo!When thept tv islouder thanthe pt.Hearingsomeoneswhole lifestoryOlderpatients thatcan't hear us.Feel likeyou're yelling.Refreshinglynice peoplePutting you onhold to checktheir calendar,when theycalled usPuttingyou onhold toget a penBringingup politicsawkwardlyTelling themsoonest availand they ask"is that yoursoonest?""Youpeoplesent me aletter"Pt"I can only doFri." Give thema date monthout, Pt. "Yourthat far out!?"

Oh the things patients say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "How old are you?"
  2. Refusing to verify when they called us
  3. mammo: it's time to get my titties squished
  4. Interrupting you to ask for instructions while you are giving instructions
  5. Getting all of our names wrong
  6. "Have a blessed day."
  7. "I don't know why your calling me"
  8. Complain about the vm we leave
  9. Refusing to verify
  10. Getting through all of scheduling and then they change mind and say they will call back
  11. Everyone once in a while get a pt so sweet they make your day!
  12. Get transferred to us instead of breast care.
  13. "I dont know if you know but your Ai is awful"
  14. Compliments on what a good job we do!
  15. When the pt tv is louder than the pt.
  16. Hearing someones whole life story
  17. Older patients that can't hear us. Feel like you're yelling.
  18. Refreshingly nice people
  19. Putting you on hold to check their calendar, when they called us
  20. Putting you on hold to get a pen
  21. Bringing up politics awkwardly
  22. Telling them soonest avail and they ask "is that your soonest?"
  23. "You people sent me a letter"
  24. Pt"I can only do Fri." Give them a date month out, Pt. "Your that far out!?"