Getting allof ournameswrongRefreshinglynice peopleWhen thept tv islouder thanthe pt.Getting throughall of schedulingand then theychange mindand say they willcall backComplainabout thevm weleaveInterrupting youto ask forinstructionswhile you aregivinginstructionsComplimentson what agood job wedo!mammo: it'stime to getmy tittiessquished"I dont knowif you knowbut your Aiis awful"Puttingyou onhold toget a penHearingsomeoneswhole lifestoryPutting you onhold to checktheir calendar,when theycalled usRefusingto verifyEveryone oncein a while get apt so sweetthey makeyour day!"I don'tknow whyyourcalling me"Pt"I can only doFri." Give thema date monthout, Pt. "Yourthat far out!?"Gettransferredto us insteadof breastcare."Howold areyou?"Olderpatients thatcan't hear us.Feel likeyou're yelling.Refusingto verifywhen theycalled usTelling themsoonest availand they ask"is that yoursoonest?""Have ablessedday."Bringingup politicsawkwardly"Youpeoplesent me aletter"Getting allof ournameswrongRefreshinglynice peopleWhen thept tv islouder thanthe pt.Getting throughall of schedulingand then theychange mindand say they willcall backComplainabout thevm weleaveInterrupting youto ask forinstructionswhile you aregivinginstructionsComplimentson what agood job wedo!mammo: it'stime to getmy tittiessquished"I dont knowif you knowbut your Aiis awful"Puttingyou onhold toget a penHearingsomeoneswhole lifestoryPutting you onhold to checktheir calendar,when theycalled usRefusingto verifyEveryone oncein a while get apt so sweetthey makeyour day!"I don'tknow whyyourcalling me"Pt"I can only doFri." Give thema date monthout, Pt. "Yourthat far out!?"Gettransferredto us insteadof breastcare."Howold areyou?"Olderpatients thatcan't hear us.Feel likeyou're yelling.Refusingto verifywhen theycalled usTelling themsoonest availand they ask"is that yoursoonest?""Have ablessedday."Bringingup politicsawkwardly"Youpeoplesent me aletter"

Oh the things patients say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Getting all of our names wrong
  2. Refreshingly nice people
  3. When the pt tv is louder than the pt.
  4. Getting through all of scheduling and then they change mind and say they will call back
  5. Complain about the vm we leave
  6. Interrupting you to ask for instructions while you are giving instructions
  7. Compliments on what a good job we do!
  8. mammo: it's time to get my titties squished
  9. "I dont know if you know but your Ai is awful"
  10. Putting you on hold to get a pen
  11. Hearing someones whole life story
  12. Putting you on hold to check their calendar, when they called us
  13. Refusing to verify
  14. Everyone once in a while get a pt so sweet they make your day!
  15. "I don't know why your calling me"
  16. Pt"I can only do Fri." Give them a date month out, Pt. "Your that far out!?"
  17. Get transferred to us instead of breast care.
  18. "How old are you?"
  19. Older patients that can't hear us. Feel like you're yelling.
  20. Refusing to verify when they called us
  21. Telling them soonest avail and they ask "is that your soonest?"
  22. "Have a blessed day."
  23. Bringing up politics awkwardly
  24. "You people sent me a letter"