Gettransferredto us insteadof breastcare.mammo: it'stime to getmy tittiessquished"Youpeoplesent me aletter""I don'tknow whyyourcalling me""I dont knowif you knowbut your Aiis awful"Getting throughall of schedulingand then theychange mindand say they willcall backPutting you onhold to checktheir calendar,when theycalled usTelling themsoonest availand they ask"is that yoursoonest?"Hearingsomeoneswhole lifestoryPt"I can only doFri." Give thema date monthout, Pt. "Yourthat far out!?"Puttingyou onhold toget a penRefreshinglynice peopleRefusingto verifywhen theycalled usWhen thept tv islouder thanthe pt.Complainabout thevm weleaveInterrupting youto ask forinstructionswhile you aregivinginstructionsOlderpatients thatcan't hear us.Feel likeyou're yelling.Complimentson what agood job wedo!"Have ablessedday."Everyone oncein a while get apt so sweetthey makeyour day!"Howold areyou?"Getting allof ournameswrongRefusingto verifyBringingup politicsawkwardlyGettransferredto us insteadof breastcare.mammo: it'stime to getmy tittiessquished"Youpeoplesent me aletter""I don'tknow whyyourcalling me""I dont knowif you knowbut your Aiis awful"Getting throughall of schedulingand then theychange mindand say they willcall backPutting you onhold to checktheir calendar,when theycalled usTelling themsoonest availand they ask"is that yoursoonest?"Hearingsomeoneswhole lifestoryPt"I can only doFri." Give thema date monthout, Pt. "Yourthat far out!?"Puttingyou onhold toget a penRefreshinglynice peopleRefusingto verifywhen theycalled usWhen thept tv islouder thanthe pt.Complainabout thevm weleaveInterrupting youto ask forinstructionswhile you aregivinginstructionsOlderpatients thatcan't hear us.Feel likeyou're yelling.Complimentson what agood job wedo!"Have ablessedday."Everyone oncein a while get apt so sweetthey makeyour day!"Howold areyou?"Getting allof ournameswrongRefusingto verifyBringingup politicsawkwardly

Oh the things patients say! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Get transferred to us instead of breast care.
  2. mammo: it's time to get my titties squished
  3. "You people sent me a letter"
  4. "I don't know why your calling me"
  5. "I dont know if you know but your Ai is awful"
  6. Getting through all of scheduling and then they change mind and say they will call back
  7. Putting you on hold to check their calendar, when they called us
  8. Telling them soonest avail and they ask "is that your soonest?"
  9. Hearing someones whole life story
  10. Pt"I can only do Fri." Give them a date month out, Pt. "Your that far out!?"
  11. Putting you on hold to get a pen
  12. Refreshingly nice people
  13. Refusing to verify when they called us
  14. When the pt tv is louder than the pt.
  15. Complain about the vm we leave
  16. Interrupting you to ask for instructions while you are giving instructions
  17. Older patients that can't hear us. Feel like you're yelling.
  18. Compliments on what a good job we do!
  19. "Have a blessed day."
  20. Everyone once in a while get a pt so sweet they make your day!
  21. "How old are you?"
  22. Getting all of our names wrong
  23. Refusing to verify
  24. Bringing up politics awkwardly