HeembarrasseshimselfHementionswinningan OscarYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHeembarrasseshimselfHementionswinningan OscarYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horrible

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He embarrasses himself
  2. He mentions winning an Oscar
  3. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  4. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  5. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  6. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  7. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  8. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  9. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  10. He doesn't understand something in French
  11. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  12. He asks why he should have to learn something
  13. He is offended for no obvious reason
  14. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  15. He insults his own teammate(s)
  16. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  17. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  18. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. He acquires a new enemy
  20. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  21. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  22. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  23. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  24. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  25. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  26. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  27. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  28. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  29. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  30. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible