You pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHeacquires anewenemyHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHeembarrasseshimselfHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHeacquires anewenemyHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHeembarrasseshimselfHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat him

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  2. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  3. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  4. He doesn't understand something in French
  5. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  6. He is offended for no obvious reason
  7. He acquires a new enemy
  8. He asks why he should have to learn something
  9. He embarrasses himself
  10. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  11. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  12. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  13. He mentions winning an Oscar
  14. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  15. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  17. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  18. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  19. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  20. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  21. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  22. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  23. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  24. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  25. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  26. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  27. He insults his own teammate(s)
  28. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  29. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  30. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him