He insultshis ownteammate(s)He is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeembarrasseshimselfHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHeacquires anewenemyYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeembarrasseshimselfHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHeacquires anewenemyYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorrible

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He insults his own teammate(s)
  2. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  3. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  4. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  5. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  6. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  7. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  8. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  9. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  10. He embarrasses himself
  11. He asks why he should have to learn something
  12. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  13. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  14. He doesn't understand something in French
  15. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  16. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  17. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  18. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  19. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  20. He acquires a new enemy
  21. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  22. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  23. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  24. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  25. He mentions winning an Oscar
  26. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  27. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  28. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  29. He is offended for no obvious reason
  30. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible