He diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHeacquires anewenemyHeembarrasseshimselfHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHeacquires anewenemyHeembarrasseshimselfHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore strongly

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  2. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  3. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  4. He insults his own teammate(s)
  5. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  6. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  7. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  8. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  9. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  10. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  11. He mentions winning an Oscar
  12. He is offended for no obvious reason
  13. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  14. He acquires a new enemy
  15. He embarrasses himself
  16. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  17. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  18. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  20. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  21. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  22. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  23. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  24. He doesn't understand something in French
  25. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  26. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  27. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  28. He asks why he should have to learn something
  29. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  30. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly