HeembarrasseshimselfYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHeacquires anewenemyHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHeembarrasseshimselfYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHeacquires anewenemyHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin French

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He embarrasses himself
  2. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  3. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  4. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  5. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  6. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  7. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  8. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  9. He is offended for no obvious reason
  10. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  11. He mentions winning an Oscar
  12. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  13. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  14. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  15. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  17. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  18. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  19. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  20. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  21. He acquires a new enemy
  22. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  23. He asks why he should have to learn something
  24. He insults his own teammate(s)
  25. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  26. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  27. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  28. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  29. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  30. He doesn't understand something in French