He isoffended forno obviousreasonYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHeembarrasseshimselfHeacquires anewenemyYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHeembarrasseshimselfHeacquires anewenemyYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree with

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He is offended for no obvious reason
  2. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  3. He mentions winning an Oscar
  4. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  5. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  6. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  7. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  8. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  9. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  10. He embarrasses himself
  11. He acquires a new enemy
  12. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  13. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  14. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  15. He asks why he should have to learn something
  16. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  17. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  18. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  19. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  20. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  21. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  22. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  23. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  24. He insults his own teammate(s)
  25. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  26. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  27. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  28. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  29. He doesn't understand something in French
  30. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with