You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHementionswinningan OscarHeembarrasseshimselfYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHeacquires anewenemyYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHementionswinningan OscarHeembarrasseshimselfYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHeacquires anewenemy

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  2. He insults his own teammate(s)
  3. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  4. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  5. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  6. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  7. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  8. He mentions winning an Oscar
  9. He embarrasses himself
  10. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  11. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  12. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  13. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  14. He is offended for no obvious reason
  15. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  16. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  17. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  18. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. He doesn't understand something in French
  20. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  21. He asks why he should have to learn something
  22. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  23. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  24. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  25. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  26. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  27. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  28. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  29. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  30. He acquires a new enemy