Heacquires anewenemyHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorrible

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He acquires a new enemy
  2. He insults his own teammate(s)
  3. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  4. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  5. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  6. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  7. He mentions winning an Oscar
  8. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  9. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  10. He embarrasses himself
  11. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  12. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  13. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  14. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  15. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  16. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  17. He is offended for no obvious reason
  18. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  20. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  21. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  22. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  23. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  24. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  25. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  26. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  27. He doesn't understand something in French
  28. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  29. He asks why he should have to learn something
  30. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible