You think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)HeembarrasseshimselfYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHementionswinningan OscarYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)HeembarrasseshimselfYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHementionswinningan OscarYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horrible

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  2. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  3. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  4. He insults his own teammate(s)
  5. He embarrasses himself
  6. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  7. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  8. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  9. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  10. He mentions winning an Oscar
  11. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  12. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  13. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  14. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  15. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  16. He doesn't understand something in French
  17. He asks why he should have to learn something
  18. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  20. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  21. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  22. He acquires a new enemy
  23. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  24. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  25. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  26. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  27. He is offended for no obvious reason
  28. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  29. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  30. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible