He bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHeembarrasseshimselfHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHeacquires anewenemyYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHeembarrasseshimselfHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHeacquires anewenemyYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrench

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  2. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  3. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  4. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  5. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  6. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  7. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  8. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  9. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  10. He embarrasses himself
  11. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  12. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  13. He doesn't understand something in French
  14. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  15. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  16. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  17. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  18. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  19. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  20. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  21. He is offended for no obvious reason
  22. He asks why he should have to learn something
  23. He acquires a new enemy
  24. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  25. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  26. He insults his own teammate(s)
  27. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  28. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  29. He mentions winning an Oscar
  30. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French