He doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHeacquires anewenemyHeembarrasseshimselfHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHeacquires anewenemyHeembarrasseshimselfHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorrible

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
  1. He doesn't understand something in French
  2. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  3. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  4. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  5. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  6. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  7. He asks why he should have to learn something
  8. He is offended for no obvious reason
  9. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  10. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  11. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  12. He mentions winning an Oscar
  13. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  14. He acquires a new enemy
  15. He embarrasses himself
  16. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  17. He insults his own teammate(s)
  18. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  20. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  21. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  22. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  23. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  24. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  25. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  26. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  27. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  28. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  29. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  30. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible