He isoffended forno obviousreasonHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHeembarrasseshimselfHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHementionswinningan OscarHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHeembarrasseshimselfHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHementionswinningan OscarHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin French

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He is offended for no obvious reason
  2. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  3. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  4. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  5. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  6. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  7. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  8. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  9. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  10. He acquires a new enemy
  11. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  12. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  13. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  14. He embarrasses himself
  15. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  16. He asks why he should have to learn something
  17. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  18. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  19. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  20. He mentions winning an Oscar
  21. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  22. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  23. He insults his own teammate(s)
  24. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  25. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  26. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  27. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  28. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  29. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  30. He doesn't understand something in French