You take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHeembarrasseshimselfHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHeembarrasseshimselfHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horrible

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  2. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  3. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  4. He acquires a new enemy
  5. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  6. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  7. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  8. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  9. He doesn't understand something in French
  10. He embarrasses himself
  11. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  12. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  13. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  14. He insults his own teammate(s)
  15. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  17. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  18. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  19. He is offended for no obvious reason
  20. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  21. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  22. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  23. He asks why he should have to learn something
  24. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  25. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  26. He mentions winning an Oscar
  27. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  28. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  29. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  30. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible