He asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"Hementionswinningan OscarHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHeacquires anewenemyYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHeembarrasseshimselfHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"Hementionswinningan OscarHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHeacquires anewenemyYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHeembarrasseshimselfHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrench

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He asks why he should have to learn something
  2. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  3. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  4. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  5. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  6. He mentions winning an Oscar
  7. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  8. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  9. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  10. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  11. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  12. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  13. He acquires a new enemy
  14. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  15. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  16. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  17. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  18. He is offended for no obvious reason
  19. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  20. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  21. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  22. He doesn't understand something in French
  23. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  24. He embarrasses himself
  25. He insults his own teammate(s)
  26. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  27. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  28. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  29. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  30. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French