You smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He isoffended forno obviousreasonYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"HeembarrasseshimselfHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHeacquires anewenemyHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He isoffended forno obviousreasonYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe diessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"HeembarrasseshimselfHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHeacquires anewenemyHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorrible

Asshole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  2. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  3. He mentions winning an Oscar
  4. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  5. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  6. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  7. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  8. He insults his own teammate(s)
  9. He is offended for no obvious reason
  10. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  11. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  12. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  13. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  14. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  15. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  17. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  18. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  19. He dies something that would get him fired in the real world
  20. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  21. He embarrasses himself
  22. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  23. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  24. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  25. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  26. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  27. He doesn't understand something in French
  28. He acquires a new enemy
  29. He asks why he should have to learn something
  30. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible