You think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHeacquires anewenemyHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHementionswinningan OscarHeembarrasseshimselfYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHeacquires anewenemyHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHementionswinningan OscarHeembarrasseshimself

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  2. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  3. He doesn't understand something in French
  4. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  5. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  6. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  7. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  8. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  9. He acquires a new enemy
  10. He is offended for no obvious reason
  11. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  12. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  13. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  14. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  15. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  16. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  17. He insults his own teammate(s)
  18. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  19. He asks why he should have to learn something
  20. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  21. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  22. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  23. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  24. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  25. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  26. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  27. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  28. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  29. He mentions winning an Oscar
  30. He embarrasses himself