You pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He insultshis ownteammate(s)He says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHeacquires anewenemyHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHementionswinningan OscarYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He insultshis ownteammate(s)He says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHeacquires anewenemyHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHementionswinningan OscarYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearn

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  2. He embarrasses himself
  3. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  4. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  5. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  6. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  7. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  8. He insults his own teammate(s)
  9. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  10. He asks why he should have to learn something
  11. He acquires a new enemy
  12. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  13. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  14. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  15. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  17. He mentions winning an Oscar
  18. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  20. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  21. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  22. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  23. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  24. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  25. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  26. He is offended for no obvious reason
  27. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  28. He doesn't understand something in French
  29. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  30. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn