You learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeembarrasseshimselfYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHementionswinningan OscarHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe insultshis ownteammate(s)Heacquires anewenemyYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeembarrasseshimselfYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHementionswinningan OscarHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe insultshis ownteammate(s)Heacquires anewenemyYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorrible

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  2. He embarrasses himself
  3. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  4. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  5. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  6. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  7. He mentions winning an Oscar
  8. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  9. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  10. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  11. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  12. He asks why he should have to learn something
  13. He insults his own teammate(s)
  14. He acquires a new enemy
  15. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  16. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  17. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  18. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  19. He is offended for no obvious reason
  20. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  21. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  22. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  23. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  24. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  25. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  26. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  27. He doesn't understand something in French
  28. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  29. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  30. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible