You learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarHeembarrasseshimselfHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarHeembarrasseshimselfHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHeacquires anewenemyYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorrible

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  2. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  3. He is offended for no obvious reason
  4. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  5. He mentions winning an Oscar
  6. He embarrasses himself
  7. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  8. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  9. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  10. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  11. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  12. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  13. He asks why he should have to learn something
  14. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  15. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  16. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  17. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  18. He doesn't understand something in French
  19. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  20. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  21. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  22. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  23. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  24. He acquires a new enemy
  25. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  26. He insults his own teammate(s)
  27. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  28. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  29. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  30. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible