You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHeembarrasseshimselfHeacquires anewenemyHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHeembarrasseshimselfHeacquires anewenemyHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  2. He mentions winning an Oscar
  3. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  4. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  5. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  6. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  7. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  8. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  9. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  10. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  11. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  12. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  13. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  14. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  15. He doesn't understand something in French
  16. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  17. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  18. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  20. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  21. He embarrasses himself
  22. He acquires a new enemy
  23. He asks why he should have to learn something
  24. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  25. He is offended for no obvious reason
  26. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  27. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  28. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  29. He insults his own teammate(s)
  30. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"