You pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"Heacquires anewenemyHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHementionswinningan OscarYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"Heacquires anewenemyHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHementionswinningan OscarYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat him

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  2. He insults his own teammate(s)
  3. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  4. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  5. He acquires a new enemy
  6. He embarrasses himself
  7. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  8. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  9. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  10. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  11. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  12. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  13. He doesn't understand something in French
  14. He mentions winning an Oscar
  15. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  17. He is offended for no obvious reason
  18. He asks why he should have to learn something
  19. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  20. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  21. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  22. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  23. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  24. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  25. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  26. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  27. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  28. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  29. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  30. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him