HeembarrasseshimselfHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHeacquires anewenemyHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHeembarrasseshimselfHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHeacquires anewenemyHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He isoffended forno obviousreasonYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsulted

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He embarrasses himself
  2. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  3. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  4. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  5. He asks why he should have to learn something
  6. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  7. He insults his own teammate(s)
  8. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  9. He acquires a new enemy
  10. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  11. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  12. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  13. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  14. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  15. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  17. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  18. He mentions winning an Oscar
  19. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  20. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  21. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  22. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  23. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  24. He is offended for no obvious reason
  25. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  26. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  27. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  28. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  29. He doesn't understand something in French
  30. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted