Heacquires anewenemyHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHementionswinningan OscarYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himHeacquires anewenemyHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHementionswinningan OscarYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat him

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He acquires a new enemy
  2. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  3. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  4. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  5. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  6. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  7. He insults his own teammate(s)
  8. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  9. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  10. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  11. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  12. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  13. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  14. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  15. He asks why he should have to learn something
  16. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  17. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  18. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  19. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  20. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  21. He embarrasses himself
  22. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  23. He doesn't understand something in French
  24. He mentions winning an Oscar
  25. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  26. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  27. He is offended for no obvious reason
  28. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  29. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  30. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him