He isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"HeembarrasseshimselfYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHeacquires anewenemyHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHementionswinningan OscarHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)He isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"HeembarrasseshimselfYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHeacquires anewenemyHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHementionswinningan OscarHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  2. He embarrasses himself
  3. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  4. He doesn't understand something in French
  5. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  6. He acquires a new enemy
  7. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  8. He mentions winning an Oscar
  9. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  10. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  11. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  12. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  13. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  14. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  15. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. He is offended for no obvious reason
  17. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  18. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  19. He asks why he should have to learn something
  20. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  21. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  22. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  23. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  24. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  25. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  26. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  27. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  28. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  29. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  30. He insults his own teammate(s)