He isoffended forno obviousreasonHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHeacquires anewenemyYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHementionswinningan OscarHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticHe isoffended forno obviousreasonHeembarrasseshimselfYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHeacquires anewenemyYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"He asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHementionswinningan OscarHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspathetic

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He is offended for no obvious reason
  2. He embarrasses himself
  3. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  4. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  5. He acquires a new enemy
  6. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  7. He insults his own teammate(s)
  8. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  9. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  10. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  11. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  12. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  13. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  14. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  15. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  16. He doesn't understand something in French
  17. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  18. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  19. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  20. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  21. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  22. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  23. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  24. He asks why he should have to learn something
  25. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  26. He mentions winning an Oscar
  27. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  28. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  29. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  30. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic