You pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarHeacquires anewenemyHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHeembarrasseshimselfYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHementionswinningan OscarHeacquires anewenemyHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleHeembarrasseshimselfYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horrible

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  2. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  3. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  4. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  5. He asks why he should have to learn something
  6. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  7. He doesn't understand something in French
  8. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  9. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  10. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  11. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  12. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  13. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  14. He is offended for no obvious reason
  15. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. He does something that would get him fired in the real world
  17. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  18. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  19. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  20. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  21. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  22. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  23. He mentions winning an Oscar
  24. He acquires a new enemy
  25. He insults his own teammate(s)
  26. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  27. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  28. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  29. He embarrasses himself
  30. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible