You pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHeembarrasseshimselfYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real worldYou pausethoughtfully whenhe sayssomething stupidinstead of sayinghe's stupidHe acts likehe doesn'thaveanything tolearnYou think of ananimal for everyletter of thealphabet insteadof respondingwhen he's horribleYou think of fiveflowers insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe says, "Youknow?" aboutsomething youcompletelydisagree withHe isoblivious tothe reality ofthe "lowerclasses"You pretend he'sjust not speakingloud enough whenhe doesn't knowhow to saysomething inFrenchYou make noobvious facialexpressionwhen you wantto roll your eyesat himYou learn a poemand recite it toyourself insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHementionswinningan OscarYou pretend to bewriting notesinstead oflistening when hesays somethinghorribleYou think of yourfive favoriteFrench wordsinstead ofresponding whenhe's horribleHe asks whyhe shouldhave to learnsomethingHe is rude tosomeone whowas beingperfectlypolite to himYou count downfrom ten inItalian insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHeacquires anewenemyHe doesn'tunderstandsomethingin FrenchHeembarrasseshimselfYou raise a gentleeyebrow at yourteammate whenhe is horribleinstead of reactingmore stronglyHe's abruptlyreally friendlyto someonehe recentlyinsultedHe insultshis ownteammate(s)You think of fivetypes ofanimals insteadof respondingwhen he'shorribleHe isoffended forno obviousreasonYou count downfrom 10 slowlyinstead ofrespondingwhen he'shorribleYou smilepolitely whenhe sayssomethinghorribleHe bragsaboutsomething butjust soundspatheticYou take a deepbreath instead ofrespondingwhen he sayssomethinghorribleYou pretend notto notice whenhe doesn'tunderstandsomething inFrenchHe doesn'tknow how tosay somethingintermediate orbelow in FrenchHe doessomethingthat would gethim fired inthe real world

Connard Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You pause thoughtfully when he says something stupid instead of saying he's stupid
  2. He acts like he doesn't have anything to learn
  3. You think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet instead of responding when he's horrible
  4. You think of five flowers instead of responding when he's horrible
  5. He says, "You know?" about something you completely disagree with
  6. He is oblivious to the reality of the "lower classes"
  7. You pretend he's just not speaking loud enough when he doesn't know how to say something in French
  8. You make no obvious facial expression when you want to roll your eyes at him
  9. You learn a poem and recite it to yourself instead of responding when he's horrible
  10. He mentions winning an Oscar
  11. You pretend to be writing notes instead of listening when he says something horrible
  12. You think of your five favorite French words instead of responding when he's horrible
  13. He asks why he should have to learn something
  14. He is rude to someone who was being perfectly polite to him
  15. You count down from ten in Italian instead of responding when he's horrible
  16. He acquires a new enemy
  17. He doesn't understand something in French
  18. He embarrasses himself
  19. You raise a gentle eyebrow at your teammate when he is horrible instead of reacting more strongly
  20. He's abruptly really friendly to someone he recently insulted
  21. He insults his own teammate(s)
  22. You think of five types of animals instead of responding when he's horrible
  23. He is offended for no obvious reason
  24. You count down from 10 slowly instead of responding when he's horrible
  25. You smile politely when he says something horrible
  26. He brags about something but just sounds pathetic
  27. You take a deep breath instead of responding when he says something horrible
  28. You pretend not to notice when he doesn't understand something in French
  29. He doesn't know how to say something intermediate or below in French
  30. He does something that would get him fired in the real world