Someonesays, “Imightactually belosing it.”The officecelebrateswith pizza,caffeine, andmild hysteria.“Let’s nottalk abouttaxes for atleast aweek.”“We shouldcelebrate afterthe deadline.”(no onemakes plans.)Someonetries to sneakin “just onemore” beforethe deadline.“We shouldautomatethat” (for thefifth year in arow).11:59 PMextensione-filescramble.“Next year,we’ll geteveryone tofile on time.”(Sure.)“My newaddress?Oh, Imoved…twice.”“I didn’trealize theextensiondeadline wasthis week.”“I’ll get thatto youtonight.” (it’snevercoming.)You hear“one quickquestion”that isn’tquick.Client insiststheir return is“simple” — ithas 7 K-1s.“Extensionseason feelseasier thisyear” —followed bychaos.Client sendsadditionaldoc/info afterit was alreadyprinted.“Oh, that’sduetomorrow?”“We sold ourhouse backin April —does thatmatter?”Groupkaraoke orscream-singin the office.Someonesays, “If onemoreclient…” andthen trails off.Someonesays “nextyear will bebetter”(again).“Oh, weforgot toinclude ournew rentalproperty.”A client finallyanswers yourMarchemail… inOctober."Can wefile anotherextension?"Someoneanswers thephone toocheerily andinstantly regretsit.Client emailsasking if yougot theiremail… fromtwo minutesago.Network runsslow the oneday you can’tafford delays."Can someonewalk methrough myentire return?"at 4pm onOctober 15.“Can we stillget this doneby tomorrow?”(it’s October14).You overhear,“I’m so done,”at least 5times a day.Officeruns outof snacks.Someonebrings inbaked goods“for morale.”Staffmeetingderails into“therapysession.”The groupchat is 90%memesaboutdeadlines.Someonesays, “Imightactually belosing it.”The officecelebrateswith pizza,caffeine, andmild hysteria.“Let’s nottalk abouttaxes for atleast aweek.”“We shouldcelebrate afterthe deadline.”(no onemakes plans.)Someonetries to sneakin “just onemore” beforethe deadline.“We shouldautomatethat” (for thefifth year in arow).11:59 PMextensione-filescramble.“Next year,we’ll geteveryone tofile on time.”(Sure.)“My newaddress?Oh, Imoved…twice.”“I didn’trealize theextensiondeadline wasthis week.”“I’ll get thatto youtonight.” (it’snevercoming.)You hear“one quickquestion”that isn’tquick.Client insiststheir return is“simple” — ithas 7 K-1s.“Extensionseason feelseasier thisyear” —followed bychaos.Client sendsadditionaldoc/info afterit was alreadyprinted.“Oh, that’sduetomorrow?”“We sold ourhouse backin April —does thatmatter?”Groupkaraoke orscream-singin the office.Someonesays, “If onemoreclient…” andthen trails off.Someonesays “nextyear will bebetter”(again).“Oh, weforgot toinclude ournew rentalproperty.”A client finallyanswers yourMarchemail… inOctober."Can wefile anotherextension?"Someoneanswers thephone toocheerily andinstantly regretsit.Client emailsasking if yougot theiremail… fromtwo minutesago.Network runsslow the oneday you can’tafford delays."Can someonewalk methrough myentire return?"at 4pm onOctober 15.“Can we stillget this doneby tomorrow?”(it’s October14).You overhear,“I’m so done,”at least 5times a day.Officeruns outof snacks.Someonebrings inbaked goods“for morale.”Staffmeetingderails into“therapysession.”The groupchat is 90%memesaboutdeadlines.

Extension Season Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says, “I might actually be losing it.”
  2. The office celebrates with pizza, caffeine, and mild hysteria.
  3. “Let’s not talk about taxes for at least a week.”
  4. “We should celebrate after the deadline.” (no one makes plans.)
  5. Someone tries to sneak in “just one more” before the deadline.
  6. “We should automate that” (for the fifth year in a row).
  7. 11:59 PM extension e-file scramble.
  8. “Next year, we’ll get everyone to file on time.” (Sure.)
  9. “My new address? Oh, I moved… twice.”
  10. “I didn’t realize the extension deadline was this week.”
  11. “I’ll get that to you tonight.” (it’s never coming.)
  12. You hear “one quick question” that isn’t quick.
  13. Client insists their return is “simple” — it has 7 K-1s.
  14. “Extension season feels easier this year” — followed by chaos.
  15. Client sends additional doc/info after it was already printed.
  16. “Oh, that’s due tomorrow?”
  17. “We sold our house back in April — does that matter?”
  18. Group karaoke or scream-sing in the office.
  19. Someone says, “If one more client…” and then trails off.
  20. Someone says “next year will be better” (again).
  21. “Oh, we forgot to include our new rental property.”
  22. A client finally answers your March email… in October.
  23. "Can we file another extension?"
  24. Someone answers the phone too cheerily and instantly regrets it.
  25. Client emails asking if you got their email… from two minutes ago.
  26. Network runs slow the one day you can’t afford delays.
  27. "Can someone walk me through my entire return?" at 4pm on October 15.
  28. “Can we still get this done by tomorrow?” (it’s October 14).
  29. You overhear, “I’m so done,” at least 5 times a day.
  30. Office runs out of snacks.
  31. Someone brings in baked goods “for morale.”
  32. Staff meeting derails into “therapy session.”
  33. The group chat is 90% memes about deadlines.