StupidsexyKikéDodgerssteal everyJapaneseplayer!They weren'tpitching orplaying well,our bats justwent coldCongrats onbuyinganotherWorld Serieschampionship!Well at leastwe beat ourrivals thisyearThisKarentotallycursed us!Teoscarwastipped onthat pitchBut we were4-2 againstthem in theregularseason!It's hard whenthey have thebest playerthat ever livedon their team!So they let theirbest players sleephalf the seasonthen wake up inthe post season?Totally fair!Shoheigot awaywithgamblingSmall marketteams can'tcompete withthe billiondollar DodgersDodgersstoleMookieBettsBut we were6-0 againstthem in theregularseason!Well,there'salwaysnext yearWhy TFdid ourmanagerdo that?!This 2-3-2home fieldadvantageis unfair!"We needa salarycap now!"Waited(x) years justto be back inthis bullshitagain!Shohei gotaway withdeferredmoneyI waspromiseda badbullpen!DodgersstoleBlakeSnellDodgersstoleFreddieFreemanTough to winwhen theyhave endlessmoney andresources...StupidsexyKikéDodgerssteal everyJapaneseplayer!They weren'tpitching orplaying well,our bats justwent coldCongrats onbuyinganotherWorld Serieschampionship!Well at leastwe beat ourrivals thisyearThisKarentotallycursed us!Teoscarwastipped onthat pitchBut we were4-2 againstthem in theregularseason!It's hard whenthey have thebest playerthat ever livedon their team!So they let theirbest players sleephalf the seasonthen wake up inthe post season?Totally fair!Shoheigot awaywithgamblingSmall marketteams can'tcompete withthe billiondollar DodgersDodgersstoleMookieBettsBut we were6-0 againstthem in theregularseason!Well,there'salwaysnext yearWhy TFdid ourmanagerdo that?!This 2-3-2home fieldadvantageis unfair!"We needa salarycap now!"Waited(x) years justto be back inthis bullshitagain!Shohei gotaway withdeferredmoneyI waspromiseda badbullpen!DodgersstoleBlakeSnellDodgersstoleFreddieFreemanTough to winwhen theyhave endlessmoney andresources...

Dodgers complaint bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Stupid sexy Kiké
  2. Dodgers steal every Japanese player!
  3. They weren't pitching or playing well, our bats just went cold
  4. Congrats on buying another World Series championship!
  5. Well at least we beat our rivals this year
  6. This Karen totally cursed us!
  7. Teoscar was tipped on that pitch
  8. But we were 4-2 against them in the regular season!
  9. It's hard when they have the best player that ever lived on their team!
  10. So they let their best players sleep half the season then wake up in the post season? Totally fair!
  11. Shohei got away with gambling
  12. Small market teams can't compete with the billion dollar Dodgers
  13. Dodgers stole Mookie Betts
  14. But we were 6-0 against them in the regular season!
  15. Well, there's always next year
  16. Why TF did our manager do that?!
  17. This 2-3-2 home field advantage is unfair!
  18. "We need a salary cap now!"
  19. Waited (x) years just to be back in this bullshit again!
  20. Shohei got away with deferred money
  21. I was promised a bad bullpen!
  22. Dodgers stole Blake Snell
  23. Dodgers stole Freddie Freeman
  24. Tough to win when they have endless money and resources...