Mentionsorthreatenssuicide"Can westill befriends?""I'vemissedyou somuch"Dodges atleast onequestionAsks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Tells atleastone lieDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificAsksme if Ican call"Youprobablyhate me"Self-loathingin profileWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantime"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Misinterpretsat least onething I saidBrings upthe made-up deathdate"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me"Ends theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveComparesme to"everyoneelse"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionMadeventart/musicBringsup herfriendsLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehavior"It doesn'tmatternow"Blames meforabandoningherMentionsorthreatenssuicide"Can westill befriends?""I'vemissedyou somuch"Dodges atleast onequestionAsks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Tells atleastone lieDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificAsksme if Ican call"Youprobablyhate me"Self-loathingin profileWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantime"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Misinterpretsat least onething I saidBrings upthe made-up deathdate"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me"Ends theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveComparesme to"everyoneelse"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionMadeventart/musicBringsup herfriendsLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehavior"It doesn'tmatternow"Blames meforabandoningher

Parasite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mentions or threatens suicide
  2. "Can we still be friends?"
  3. "I've missed you so much"
  4. Dodges at least one question
  5. Asks me to join some server she's in (or reverse)
  6. Tells at least one lie
  7. Doesn't actually apologize for anything specific
  8. Asks me if I can call
  9. "You probably hate me"
  10. Self-loathing in profile
  11. Whored herself out to someone in the meantime
  12. "Yeah, I did date someone else, but I still love you!"
  13. Misinterprets at least one thing I said
  14. Brings up the made-up death date
  15. "You don't know what it's like to be me"
  16. Ends the exposition by saying she'll leave
  17. Compares me to "everyone else"
  18. Doesn't attempt to understand my position
  19. Made vent art/music
  20. Brings up her friends
  21. Lashes out when not getting desired response
  22. Blames medical conditions to excuse behavior
  23. "It doesn't matter now"
  24. Blames me for abandoning her