Asks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Ends theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeMentionsorthreatenssuicideSelf-loathingin profileBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorBringsup herfriendsBrings upthe made-up deathdate"Can westill befriends?"Asksme if Ican callDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificDoesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionDodges atleast onequestion"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!""It doesn'tmatternow""Youprobablyhate me"Blames meforabandoningher"I'vemissedyou somuch"Tells atleastone lieMisinterpretsat least onething I saidMadeventart/musicComparesme to"everyoneelse"Asks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Ends theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeMentionsorthreatenssuicideSelf-loathingin profileBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorBringsup herfriendsBrings upthe made-up deathdate"Can westill befriends?"Asksme if Ican callDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificDoesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionDodges atleast onequestion"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!""It doesn'tmatternow""Youprobablyhate me"Blames meforabandoningher"I'vemissedyou somuch"Tells atleastone lieMisinterpretsat least onething I saidMadeventart/musicComparesme to"everyoneelse"

Parasite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Asks me to join some server she's in (or reverse)
  2. Ends the exposition by saying she'll leave
  3. Lashes out when not getting desired response
  4. Whored herself out to someone in the meantime
  5. Mentions or threatens suicide
  6. Self-loathing in profile
  7. Blames medical conditions to excuse behavior
  8. Brings up her friends
  9. Brings up the made-up death date
  10. "Can we still be friends?"
  11. Asks me if I can call
  12. Doesn't actually apologize for anything specific
  13. Doesn't attempt to understand my position
  14. Dodges at least one question
  15. "You don't know what it's like to be me"
  16. "Yeah, I did date someone else, but I still love you!"
  17. "It doesn't matter now"
  18. "You probably hate me"
  19. Blames me for abandoning her
  20. "I've missed you so much"
  21. Tells at least one lie
  22. Misinterprets at least one thing I said
  23. Made vent art/music
  24. Compares me to "everyone else"