Comparesme to"everyoneelse""I'vemissedyou somuch"Doesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificBringsup herfriendsAsksme if Ican callBrings upthe made-up deathdateTells atleastone lieMisinterpretsat least onething I saidSelf-loathingin profileEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveDodges atleast onequestionBlames meforabandoningher"It doesn'tmatternow"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy position"Youprobablyhate me""You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Can westill befriends?"Lashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseMentionsorthreatenssuicideBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorMadeventart/musicWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantime"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Asks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Comparesme to"everyoneelse""I'vemissedyou somuch"Doesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificBringsup herfriendsAsksme if Ican callBrings upthe made-up deathdateTells atleastone lieMisinterpretsat least onething I saidSelf-loathingin profileEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveDodges atleast onequestionBlames meforabandoningher"It doesn'tmatternow"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy position"Youprobablyhate me""You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Can westill befriends?"Lashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseMentionsorthreatenssuicideBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorMadeventart/musicWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantime"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Asks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)

Parasite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Compares me to "everyone else"
  2. "I've missed you so much"
  3. Doesn't actually apologize for anything specific
  4. Brings up her friends
  5. Asks me if I can call
  6. Brings up the made-up death date
  7. Tells at least one lie
  8. Misinterprets at least one thing I said
  9. Self-loathing in profile
  10. Ends the exposition by saying she'll leave
  11. Dodges at least one question
  12. Blames me for abandoning her
  13. "It doesn't matter now"
  14. Doesn't attempt to understand my position
  15. "You probably hate me"
  16. "You don't know what it's like to be me"
  17. "Can we still be friends?"
  18. Lashes out when not getting desired response
  19. Mentions or threatens suicide
  20. Blames medical conditions to excuse behavior
  21. Made vent art/music
  22. Whored herself out to someone in the meantime
  23. "Yeah, I did date someone else, but I still love you!"
  24. Asks me to join some server she's in (or reverse)