Asksme if Ican call"Youprobablyhate me"Doesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecific"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me"Madeventart/musicDodges atleast onequestion"Can westill befriends?"Whoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantime"I'vemissedyou somuch"MentionsorthreatenssuicideLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseSelf-loathingin profile"It doesn'tmatternow"Bringsup herfriendsTells atleastone lie"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Blamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorAsks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Misinterpretsat least onething I saidBrings upthe made-up deathdateComparesme to"everyoneelse"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveBlames meforabandoningherAsksme if Ican call"Youprobablyhate me"Doesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecific"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me"Madeventart/musicDodges atleast onequestion"Can westill befriends?"Whoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantime"I'vemissedyou somuch"MentionsorthreatenssuicideLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseSelf-loathingin profile"It doesn'tmatternow"Bringsup herfriendsTells atleastone lie"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Blamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorAsks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Misinterpretsat least onething I saidBrings upthe made-up deathdateComparesme to"everyoneelse"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveBlames meforabandoningher

Parasite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Asks me if I can call
  2. "You probably hate me"
  3. Doesn't actually apologize for anything specific
  4. "You don't know what it's like to be me"
  5. Made vent art/music
  6. Dodges at least one question
  7. "Can we still be friends?"
  8. Whored herself out to someone in the meantime
  9. "I've missed you so much"
  10. Mentions or threatens suicide
  11. Lashes out when not getting desired response
  12. Self-loathing in profile
  13. "It doesn't matter now"
  14. Brings up her friends
  15. Tells at least one lie
  16. "Yeah, I did date someone else, but I still love you!"
  17. Blames medical conditions to excuse behavior
  18. Asks me to join some server she's in (or reverse)
  19. Misinterprets at least one thing I said
  20. Brings up the made-up death date
  21. Compares me to "everyone else"
  22. Doesn't attempt to understand my position
  23. Ends the exposition by saying she'll leave
  24. Blames me for abandoning her