Lashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseDoesn'tattempt tounderstandmy position"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Blames meforabandoningherAsks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Dodges atleast onequestionMentionsorthreatenssuicideAsksme if Ican callSelf-loathingin profileEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leave"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Can westill befriends?"Brings upthe made-up deathdateTells atleastone lie"Youprobablyhate me"Bringsup herfriendsDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificMadeventart/musicBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorMisinterpretsat least onething I said"It doesn'tmatternow""I'vemissedyou somuch"Comparesme to"everyoneelse"Whoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseDoesn'tattempt tounderstandmy position"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Blames meforabandoningherAsks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Dodges atleast onequestionMentionsorthreatenssuicideAsksme if Ican callSelf-loathingin profileEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leave"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Can westill befriends?"Brings upthe made-up deathdateTells atleastone lie"Youprobablyhate me"Bringsup herfriendsDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificMadeventart/musicBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorMisinterpretsat least onething I said"It doesn'tmatternow""I'vemissedyou somuch"Comparesme to"everyoneelse"Whoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantime

Parasite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lashes out when not getting desired response
  2. Doesn't attempt to understand my position
  3. "Yeah, I did date someone else, but I still love you!"
  4. Blames me for abandoning her
  5. Asks me to join some server she's in (or reverse)
  6. Dodges at least one question
  7. Mentions or threatens suicide
  8. Asks me if I can call
  9. Self-loathing in profile
  10. Ends the exposition by saying she'll leave
  11. "You don't know what it's like to be me"
  12. "Can we still be friends?"
  13. Brings up the made-up death date
  14. Tells at least one lie
  15. "You probably hate me"
  16. Brings up her friends
  17. Doesn't actually apologize for anything specific
  18. Made vent art/music
  19. Blames medical conditions to excuse behavior
  20. Misinterprets at least one thing I said
  21. "It doesn't matter now"
  22. "I've missed you so much"
  23. Compares me to "everyone else"
  24. Whored herself out to someone in the meantime