"I'vemissedyou somuch"Blamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorDodges atleast onequestionSelf-loathingin profile"Youprobablyhate me"Asksme if Ican call"Can westill befriends?"Comparesme to"everyoneelse"Asks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)MentionsorthreatenssuicideTells atleastone lieLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseMadeventart/music"It doesn'tmatternow"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy position"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Ends theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificMisinterpretsat least onething I saidBlames meforabandoningherBringsup herfriendsWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeBrings upthe made-up deathdate"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""I'vemissedyou somuch"Blamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorDodges atleast onequestionSelf-loathingin profile"Youprobablyhate me"Asksme if Ican call"Can westill befriends?"Comparesme to"everyoneelse"Asks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)MentionsorthreatenssuicideTells atleastone lieLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseMadeventart/music"It doesn'tmatternow"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy position"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Ends theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificMisinterpretsat least onething I saidBlames meforabandoningherBringsup herfriendsWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeBrings upthe made-up deathdate"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me"

Parasite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I've missed you so much"
  2. Blames medical conditions to excuse behavior
  3. Dodges at least one question
  4. Self-loathing in profile
  5. "You probably hate me"
  6. Asks me if I can call
  7. "Can we still be friends?"
  8. Compares me to "everyone else"
  9. Asks me to join some server she's in (or reverse)
  10. Mentions or threatens suicide
  11. Tells at least one lie
  12. Lashes out when not getting desired response
  13. Made vent art/music
  14. "It doesn't matter now"
  15. Doesn't attempt to understand my position
  16. "Yeah, I did date someone else, but I still love you!"
  17. Ends the exposition by saying she'll leave
  18. Doesn't actually apologize for anything specific
  19. Misinterprets at least one thing I said
  20. Blames me for abandoning her
  21. Brings up her friends
  22. Whored herself out to someone in the meantime
  23. Brings up the made-up death date
  24. "You don't know what it's like to be me"