"I'vemissedyou somuch"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificAsks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Comparesme to"everyoneelse"Brings upthe made-up deathdateSelf-loathingin profile"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Blamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorMisinterpretsat least onething I saidLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseTells atleastone lieEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leave"It doesn'tmatternow"Dodges atleast onequestion"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Youprobablyhate me"Bringsup herfriendsMadeventart/musicBlames meforabandoningherWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeAsksme if Ican call"Can westill befriends?"Mentionsorthreatenssuicide"I'vemissedyou somuch"Doesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecificAsks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)Comparesme to"everyoneelse"Brings upthe made-up deathdateSelf-loathingin profile"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Blamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorMisinterpretsat least onething I saidLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseTells atleastone lieEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leave"It doesn'tmatternow"Dodges atleast onequestion"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Youprobablyhate me"Bringsup herfriendsMadeventart/musicBlames meforabandoningherWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeAsksme if Ican call"Can westill befriends?"Mentionsorthreatenssuicide

Parasite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I've missed you so much"
  2. Doesn't attempt to understand my position
  3. Doesn't actually apologize for anything specific
  4. Asks me to join some server she's in (or reverse)
  5. Compares me to "everyone else"
  6. Brings up the made-up death date
  7. Self-loathing in profile
  8. "Yeah, I did date someone else, but I still love you!"
  9. Blames medical conditions to excuse behavior
  10. Misinterprets at least one thing I said
  11. Lashes out when not getting desired response
  12. Tells at least one lie
  13. Ends the exposition by saying she'll leave
  14. "It doesn't matter now"
  15. Dodges at least one question
  16. "You don't know what it's like to be me"
  17. "You probably hate me"
  18. Brings up her friends
  19. Made vent art/music
  20. Blames me for abandoning her
  21. Whored herself out to someone in the meantime
  22. Asks me if I can call
  23. "Can we still be friends?"
  24. Mentions or threatens suicide