"Youprobablyhate me"Misinterpretsat least onething I saidTells atleastone lieLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseDoesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveMadeventart/musicBlames meforabandoningherBrings upthe made-up deathdateWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeMentionsorthreatenssuicide"It doesn'tmatternow"Asksme if Ican callBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorComparesme to"everyoneelse""I'vemissedyou somuch"Asks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Dodges atleast onequestionDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecific"Can westill befriends?"Self-loathingin profileBringsup herfriends"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me""Youprobablyhate me"Misinterpretsat least onething I saidTells atleastone lieLashes outwhen notgettingdesiredresponseDoesn'tattempt tounderstandmy positionEnds theexpositionby sayingshe'll leaveMadeventart/musicBlames meforabandoningherBrings upthe made-up deathdateWhoredherself out tosomeone inthemeantimeMentionsorthreatenssuicide"It doesn'tmatternow"Asksme if Ican callBlamesmedicalconditions toexcusebehaviorComparesme to"everyoneelse""I'vemissedyou somuch"Asks me tojoin someserver she'sin (orreverse)"Yeah, I diddatesomeoneelse, but I stilllove you!"Dodges atleast onequestionDoesn'tactuallyapologize foranythingspecific"Can westill befriends?"Self-loathingin profileBringsup herfriends"You don'tknow whatit's like tobe me"

Parasite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You probably hate me"
  2. Misinterprets at least one thing I said
  3. Tells at least one lie
  4. Lashes out when not getting desired response
  5. Doesn't attempt to understand my position
  6. Ends the exposition by saying she'll leave
  7. Made vent art/music
  8. Blames me for abandoning her
  9. Brings up the made-up death date
  10. Whored herself out to someone in the meantime
  11. Mentions or threatens suicide
  12. "It doesn't matter now"
  13. Asks me if I can call
  14. Blames medical conditions to excuse behavior
  15. Compares me to "everyone else"
  16. "I've missed you so much"
  17. Asks me to join some server she's in (or reverse)
  18. "Yeah, I did date someone else, but I still love you!"
  19. Dodges at least one question
  20. Doesn't actually apologize for anything specific
  21. "Can we still be friends?"
  22. Self-loathing in profile
  23. Brings up her friends
  24. "You don't know what it's like to be me"