GIVEN: Taskedwith ice breakerWHEN:CluelessTHEN: Co-pilotLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1MLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!Deploymentcrisis mode!We'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesDeadlinemoved toyesterdayDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.ConfirmownershipofmayhemEverything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchSprintplanningmarathonAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Featurefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesStandup.Sit down.Kidding -we're stillstandingAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tFollow upemailavalancheRoadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Caneveryonehear me?MVP:MinimumViablePanicQuickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeLet's makechaos lookcreativeYou're onmute.You're stillon muteRoadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onGIVEN: Taskedwith ice breakerWHEN:CluelessTHEN: Co-pilotLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1MLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!Deploymentcrisis mode!We'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesDeadlinemoved toyesterdayDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.ConfirmownershipofmayhemEverything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchSprintplanningmarathonAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Featurefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesStandup.Sit down.Kidding -we're stillstandingAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tFollow upemailavalancheRoadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Caneveryonehear me?MVP:MinimumViablePanicQuickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeLet's makechaos lookcreativeYou're onmute.You're stillon muteRoadmap:A beautifullie we allagree on

PO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. GIVEN: Tasked with ice breaker WHEN: Clueless THEN: Co-pilot
  2. Let's wrap up - after 3 more tangents
  3. War room escalates to DEFCON 1
  4. MLRB attempt 42. The answer of life is here!
  5. Deployment crisis mode!
  6. We're waiting on the last 78 approvals
  7. Could have been a chat, but now has slides
  8. Deadline moved to yesterday
  9. Demo day: Please work.. please work... oh no.
  10. Confirm ownership of mayhem
  11. Everything is super-duper-top priority now. Even lunch
  12. Sprint planning marathon
  13. Any blockers aside from existential dread?
  14. Feature freeze... except for 12 last-minute changes
  15. Standup. Sit down. Kidding - we're still standing
  16. Aha! I've got it! Wait. No I don't
  17. Follow up email avalanche
  18. Roadmap with scenic detours & potholes
  19. Can we reschedule again and again and again?
  20. Can everyone hear me?
  21. MVP: Minimum Viable Panic
  22. Quick discovery call (spoiler: not quick)
  23. Stakeholder update: Where optimism meets reality
  24. Tech glitch caused by moon's bad Wi-Fi & Pluto's attitude
  25. Backlog so big it needs its own zip code
  27. Let's make chaos look creative
  28. You're on mute. You're still on mute
  29. Roadmap: A beautiful lie we all agree on