Can werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityDeadlinemoved toyesterdayLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsMVP:MinimumViablePanicSprintplanningmarathonDeploymentcrisis mode!GIVEN: Taskedwith ice breakerWHEN:CluelessTHEN: Co-pilotBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeYou're onmute.You're stillon muteWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Roadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesFollow upemailavalancheAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Everything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.ConfirmownershipofmayhemCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesStandup.Sit down.Kidding -we're stillstandingQuickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Roadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tLet's makechaos lookcreativeCaneveryonehear me?MLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!Featurefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityDeadlinemoved toyesterdayLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsMVP:MinimumViablePanicSprintplanningmarathonDeploymentcrisis mode!GIVEN: Taskedwith ice breakerWHEN:CluelessTHEN: Co-pilotBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeYou're onmute.You're stillon muteWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Roadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesFollow upemailavalancheAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Everything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.ConfirmownershipofmayhemCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesStandup.Sit down.Kidding -we're stillstandingQuickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Roadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tLet's makechaos lookcreativeCaneveryonehear me?MLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!Featurefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvals

PO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can we reschedule again and again and again?
  2. Stakeholder update: Where optimism meets reality
  3. Deadline moved to yesterday
  4. Let's wrap up - after 3 more tangents
  5. MVP: Minimum Viable Panic
  6. Sprint planning marathon
  7. Deployment crisis mode!
  8. GIVEN: Tasked with ice breaker WHEN: Clueless THEN: Co-pilot
  9. Backlog so big it needs its own zip code
  10. You're on mute. You're still on mute
  11. War room escalates to DEFCON 1
  12. Roadmap with scenic detours & potholes
  13. Follow up email avalanche
  14. Any blockers aside from existential dread?
  15. Everything is super-duper-top priority now. Even lunch
  16. Tech glitch caused by moon's bad Wi-Fi & Pluto's attitude
  17. Demo day: Please work.. please work... oh no.
  18. Confirm ownership of mayhem
  19. Could have been a chat, but now has slides
  20. Standup. Sit down. Kidding - we're still standing
  21. Quick discovery call (spoiler: not quick)
  22. Roadmap: A beautiful lie we all agree on
  23. Aha! I've got it! Wait. No I don't
  24. Let's make chaos look creative
  25. Can everyone hear me?
  26. MLRB attempt 42. The answer of life is here!
  27. Feature freeze... except for 12 last-minute changes
  28. We're waiting on the last 78 approvals