Deploymentcrisis mode!War roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Could havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityMLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!Standup.Sit down.Kidding -we're stillstandingYou're onmute.You're stillon muteFollow upemailavalancheGIVEN: Taskedwith ice breakerWHEN:CluelessTHEN: Co-pilotLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsRoadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Quickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Any blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Roadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeCaneveryonehear me?ConfirmownershipofmayhemWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsDeadlinemoved toyesterdayMVP:MinimumViablePanicSprintplanningmarathonFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tLet's makechaos lookcreativeBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeEverything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchDeploymentcrisis mode!War roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Could havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityMLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!Standup.Sit down.Kidding -we're stillstandingYou're onmute.You're stillon muteFollow upemailavalancheGIVEN: Taskedwith ice breakerWHEN:CluelessTHEN: Co-pilotLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsRoadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Quickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Any blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Roadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeCaneveryonehear me?ConfirmownershipofmayhemWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsDeadlinemoved toyesterdayMVP:MinimumViablePanicSprintplanningmarathonFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tLet's makechaos lookcreativeBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeEverything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. Evenlunch

PO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Deployment crisis mode!
  2. War room escalates to DEFCON 1
  3. Could have been a chat, but now has slides
  4. Demo day: Please work.. please work... oh no.
  5. Stakeholder update: Where optimism meets reality
  6. MLRB attempt 42. The answer of life is here!
  7. Standup. Sit down. Kidding - we're still standing
  8. You're on mute. You're still on mute
  9. Follow up email avalanche
  10. GIVEN: Tasked with ice breaker WHEN: Clueless THEN: Co-pilot
  11. Let's wrap up - after 3 more tangents
  12. Roadmap: A beautiful lie we all agree on
  13. Can we reschedule again and again and again?
  14. Quick discovery call (spoiler: not quick)
  15. Any blockers aside from existential dread?
  16. Roadmap with scenic detours & potholes
  17. Tech glitch caused by moon's bad Wi-Fi & Pluto's attitude
  18. Can everyone hear me?
  19. Confirm ownership of mayhem
  20. We're waiting on the last 78 approvals
  21. Deadline moved to yesterday
  22. MVP: Minimum Viable Panic
  23. Sprint planning marathon
  24. Feature freeze... except for 12 last-minute changes
  26. Aha! I've got it! Wait. No I don't
  27. Let's make chaos look creative
  28. Backlog so big it needs its own zip code
  29. Everything is super-duper-top priority now. Even lunch