Any blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityMVP:MinimumViablePanicRoadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesSprintplanningmarathonFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeMLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!Deploymentcrisis mode!Aha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tQuickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Follow upemailavalancheWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Given: Taskedwith icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilotLet's makechaos lookcreativeWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Tech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeDeadlinemoved..toyesterdayCaneveryonehear me?Everything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchConfirmownershipofmayhemDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.You're onmute.You're stillon muteCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesCoffeebreak turnedtherapysessionStandup. Sitdown.Kidding -we're stillstandingRoadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityMVP:MinimumViablePanicRoadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesSprintplanningmarathonFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeMLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!Deploymentcrisis mode!Aha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tQuickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Follow upemailavalancheWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Given: Taskedwith icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilotLet's makechaos lookcreativeWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Tech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeDeadlinemoved..toyesterdayCaneveryonehear me?Everything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchConfirmownershipofmayhemDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.You're onmute.You're stillon muteCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesCoffeebreak turnedtherapysessionStandup. Sitdown.Kidding -we're stillstandingRoadmap:A beautifullie we allagree on

PO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Any blockers aside from existential dread?
  2. Stakeholder update: Where optimism meets reality
  3. MVP: Minimum Viable Panic
  4. Roadmap with scenic detours & potholes
  5. Sprint planning marathon
  6. Feature freeze... except for 12 last-minute changes
  7. Backlog so big it needs its own zip code
  8. MLRB attempt 42. The answer of life is here!
  9. Deployment crisis mode!
  10. Aha! I've got it! Wait. No I don't
  11. Quick discovery call (spoiler: not quick)
  12. Follow up email avalanche
  13. War room escalates to DEFCON 1
  14. Given: Tasked with icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilot
  15. Let's make chaos look creative
  16. We're waiting on the last 78 approvals
  17. Let's wrap up - after 3 more tangents
  18. Can we reschedule again and again and again?
  19. Tech glitch caused by moon's bad Wi-Fi & Pluto's attitude
  20. Deadline moved.. to yesterday
  21. Can everyone hear me?
  22. Everything is super-duper-top priority now. Even lunch
  23. Confirm ownership of mayhem
  24. Demo day: Please work.. please work... oh no.
  25. You're on mute. You're still on mute
  26. Could have been a chat, but now has slides
  27. Coffee break turned therapy session
  28. Standup. Sit down. Kidding - we're still standing
  29. Roadmap: A beautiful lie we all agree on