Everything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchGiven: Taskedwith icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilotDeadlinemoved..toyesterdayWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Follow upemailavalancheSprintplanningmarathonRoadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityMVP:MinimumViablePanicBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeYou're onmute.You're stillon muteAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Tech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Standup. Sitdown.Kidding -we're stillstandingDeploymentcrisis mode!Quickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Let's wrapup - after3 moretangentsAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tRoadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesMLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!ConfirmownershipofmayhemFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesLet's makechaos lookcreativeCaneveryonehear me?Coffeebreak turnedtherapysessionEverything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchGiven: Taskedwith icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilotDeadlinemoved..toyesterdayWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Follow upemailavalancheSprintplanningmarathonRoadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityMVP:MinimumViablePanicBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeYou're onmute.You're stillon muteAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Tech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Standup. Sitdown.Kidding -we're stillstandingDeploymentcrisis mode!Quickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Let's wrapup - after3 moretangentsAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tRoadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesMLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!ConfirmownershipofmayhemFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesLet's makechaos lookcreativeCaneveryonehear me?Coffeebreak turnedtherapysession

PO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Everything is super-duper-top priority now. Even lunch
  2. Given: Tasked with icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilot
  3. Deadline moved.. to yesterday
  4. War room escalates to DEFCON 1
  5. Follow up email avalanche
  6. Sprint planning marathon
  7. Roadmap: A beautiful lie we all agree on
  8. We're waiting on the last 78 approvals
  9. Demo day: Please work.. please work... oh no.
  10. Stakeholder update: Where optimism meets reality
  11. MVP: Minimum Viable Panic
  12. Backlog so big it needs its own zip code
  13. You're on mute. You're still on mute
  14. Any blockers aside from existential dread?
  15. Tech glitch caused by moon's bad Wi-Fi & Pluto's attitude
  16. Can we reschedule again and again and again?
  17. Standup. Sit down. Kidding - we're still standing
  18. Deployment crisis mode!
  19. Quick discovery call (spoiler: not quick)
  20. Let's wrap up - after 3 more tangents
  21. Aha! I've got it! Wait. No I don't
  22. Roadmap with scenic detours & potholes
  23. MLRB attempt 42. The answer of life is here!
  24. Confirm ownership of mayhem
  25. Feature freeze... except for 12 last-minute changes
  26. Could have been a chat, but now has slides
  27. Let's make chaos look creative
  28. Can everyone hear me?
  29. Coffee break turned therapy session