Featurefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Roadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesMVP:MinimumViablePanicTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Backlog sobig it needsits own zipcodeQuickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityGiven: Taskedwith icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilotDeadlinemoved..toyesterdayCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesMLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!SprintplanningmarathonDeploymentcrisis mode!Let's makechaos lookcreativeCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?ConfirmownershipofmayhemCaneveryonehear me?Roadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onFollow upemailavalancheYou're onmute.You're stillon muteLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.Coffeebreak turnedtherapysessionStandup. Sitdown.Kidding -we're stillstandingEverything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesAny blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Roadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesMVP:MinimumViablePanicTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Backlog sobig it needsits own zipcodeQuickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Stakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityGiven: Taskedwith icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilotDeadlinemoved..toyesterdayCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesMLRBattempt 42.The answerof life ishere!SprintplanningmarathonDeploymentcrisis mode!Let's makechaos lookcreativeCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?ConfirmownershipofmayhemCaneveryonehear me?Roadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onFollow upemailavalancheYou're onmute.You're stillon muteLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsAha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsDemo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.Coffeebreak turnedtherapysessionStandup. Sitdown.Kidding -we're stillstandingEverything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. Evenlunch

PO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Feature freeze... except for 12 last-minute changes
  2. Any blockers aside from existential dread?
  3. Roadmap with scenic detours & potholes
  4. MVP: Minimum Viable Panic
  5. Tech glitch caused by moon's bad Wi-Fi & Pluto's attitude
  6. War room escalates to DEFCON 1
  7. Backlog so big it needs its own zip code
  8. Quick discovery call (spoiler: not quick)
  9. Stakeholder update: Where optimism meets reality
  10. Given: Tasked with icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilot
  11. Deadline moved.. to yesterday
  12. Could have been a chat, but now has slides
  13. MLRB attempt 42. The answer of life is here!
  14. Sprint planning marathon
  15. Deployment crisis mode!
  16. Let's make chaos look creative
  17. Can we reschedule again and again and again?
  18. Confirm ownership of mayhem
  19. Can everyone hear me?
  20. Roadmap: A beautiful lie we all agree on
  21. Follow up email avalanche
  22. You're on mute. You're still on mute
  23. Let's wrap up - after 3 more tangents
  24. Aha! I've got it! Wait. No I don't
  25. We're waiting on the last 78 approvals
  26. Demo day: Please work.. please work... oh no.
  27. Coffee break turned therapy session
  28. Standup. Sit down. Kidding - we're still standing
  29. Everything is super-duper-top priority now. Even lunch