Hit someone in the crotch First to ten’d somebody Hand blocked a red Got potato’d Hafted someone with a weapon Complained about a quarterstaff Won a tournament Kicked a shield Volunteered at an event Complained about a flail Actually broke a piece of gear Called “hand” on a sluff cuff Updated a wiki page on geddon.org Shot someone in the helmet with an arrow/bolt Broke a shield with a red Died to a rock Had one of your weapons fail check Legged someone and left them Got checked or bashed Complained about missile weapons Died before swinging your weapon Forgot to wear kneepads/gloves Died to a hand crossbow that you couldn’t see Said you’d buy a cup (and probably didn’t) Hit someone in the crotch First to ten’d somebody Hand blocked a red Got potato’d Hafted someone with a weapon Complained about a quarterstaff Won a tournament Kicked a shield Volunteered at an event Complained about a flail Actually broke a piece of gear Called “hand” on a sluff cuff Updated a wiki page on geddon.org Shot someone in the helmet with an arrow/bolt Broke a shield with a red Died to a rock Had one of your weapons fail check Legged someone and left them Got checked or bashed Complained about missile weapons Died before swinging your weapon Forgot to wear kneepads/gloves Died to a hand crossbow that you couldn’t see Said you’d buy a cup (and probably didn’t)
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Hit someone in the crotch
First to ten’d somebody
Hand blocked a red
Got potato’d
Hafted someone with a weapon
Complained about a quarterstaff
Won a tournament
Kicked a shield
Volunteered at an event
Complained about a flail
Actually broke a piece of gear
Called “hand” on a sluff cuff
Updated a wiki page on geddon.org
Shot someone in the helmet with an arrow/bolt
Broke a shield with a red
Died to a rock
Had one of your weapons fail check
Legged someone and left them
Got checked or bashed
Complained about missile weapons
Died before swinging your weapon
Forgot to wear kneepads/gloves
Died to a hand crossbow that you couldn’t see
Said you’d buy a cup (and probably didn’t)
